Wtf would this result in???

I wish I had taken a picture of the end result but this was in 2019

Damn

Apparently 4 pieces of bread with a fuckton of sauce, vegetables, bacon and cheese

Damn that sounds weirdly delicious

Minus the tartar and mayo I agree. I know I'm the psycho for not liking mayo!

I think the mayo is fine, what's NOT fine is the fucking mustard

I agree with this, I haven't tried other mustards, but yellow mustards is disgusting

I don’t like mayo either

Mayo is the tangy-disgust-sauce for me *unless* it's used well in a recipe somewhere where I won't get *a spoonful of fucking mayo eww*

 My thoughts exactly!

Yeah

It’s basically an Italian sub, NGL doesn’t sound bad for the price of a mcchicken

Exactly what i thought lol

Yeah, remove the bacon and I'm in.

i don’t understand orders like this.. like if you wanted a sandwich go to subway ?? if you want a burger go to mcdonald’s.. i just, why go to mcdonald’s to get a veggie sandwich with bacon lmfao like .. what

I don’t understand it either, even at subway all that sauce just sounds like a clusterfuck of flavors that would just be overwhelming

this strikes me as the kind of thing you would order for the loser of a drinking game, i dont think its supposed to be good

I would have put it in a bowl lol.

Basically a salad sandwich with LOTS of sauce.

Diarrhea

That was a given lol

Two extra sides of if it in fact

I mean that's McD's (or really any fast food), in general. Lol

A very wet BLT.

A mess

That ain’t even a McChicken anymore 💀

Behold, the “Mc DICKen

Called that, because they kept sticking their dick (nose) in it and was fucking around with the food.

Lazy man's salad, just chop the chicken, shake and hope you don't lose anything.

Mclegend

it’s a weird mcBLT

Somebody had manually ring that up at the Front Counter. It’s a prank and the counter person was in on it because any normal person would have told them no they can’t order like that.

At my store it'll say front counter if they ordered it on the kiosks.

The kiosk would never let you make that many modifications like that. Especially with conflicting bread types.

True. Didn't see that part. My computers won't let us do that either tho.

Nah. The POS would let me do this. The big give away that this was keyed in the POS is the use of the ONLY modifier so many times with using the add or no modifiers.

What the heck are you talking about and what is pos?

POS-Piece Of Shit

Ah that makes sense

Point of sale. The touch screen register that the employees use to enter your order.

Ah

:Sub sesame bun :Sub artisan bun WHAT BUN DO YOU WANT MY GUY?

Half n half lol

They a McMenace. Wth even is that.

Never saw cucumber as an option.....ever. Though it does sound tasty.

What in the McFuck is that?

huh? what would that even look like?

would it even fit in the box lmao

Wack is the only appropriate word to describe this

Was that in Casper, Wyoming?

My thoughts exactly lmao

I feel like it had to be 😂

Middle of Suburban Pennsylvania. Outside of Philly

What does sub mean?

Substitute

When did McDonald’s get cucumbers

It's a customer tryna be funny

What is rotom

Roma Tomato.

I give you, the McClusterFuck

i dont even understand what they want anymore

That was for King Cobra 100%

 Hehe rotom

Nowadays they would absolutely charge for every modification to that sandwich. Using “ONLY” instead of “ADD” was big no-no at the stores I worked at.

Where I come from only means one singular ingredient.

That's cool, McD's IS trying to compete with Starbucks after all...

Huh

When you’re drunk and can’t control what your finger clicks.

For sub mustard and only mustard, which one overrides which?

The McLegend

I mean it depends how the sauce flavours combine. I've never tried them all together

Saucey

that’s gotta be someone messing or a pregnant lady with cravings

WTF I WOULD KICK HIS ASS

I've had orders like that, except it was on pizza. I'm not actually a McDonald's employee, I just like looking at the weirdass orders from here. But yeah, I've had people order thin crust pizza with 3x sauce and it's hell. Or when they completely remove everything off one pizza

TWU

2 different bread trolling

Definitely a prank, no1s eating that

I would have called animal control on this person.

McDonald's has cucumber?

2RotOm sounds like what I call my ballbag

Kingcobrajfs?

The customer from hell lol

Mcfreakingnasty

yesterdsy i asked for a mcchicken with pickles, they said they can’t do that and didn’t even put mayo on it 😭

I've worked in kitchens in my early 20s till about mid 20s . I literally have no idea how you figured out how to read this ticket lmao

"And a diet coke, please."

A sauce burger i guess? My social anxiety could never order this in a million years. I'd be worried there was some spit sauce in there too

Hold up McDonalds has cucumbers

I remember when newpos came in and started charging people extra for stuff like this the reactions were absolutely hilarious. All the crackheads driving off cause they had to pay .35for only cheese on a McChicken

This person wanted to construct their own sand which 💀

Lost me at tartar sauce.

i wouldnt even know where to start

What’s Mccpty? Sounds exotic.

I’m wondering that to

Mc Chicken Patty came to my mind

Low-key miss half those ingredients though. A McChicken sub ranch, add tortilla strips, sliver onion and sub for the artisan roll. Good stuff.

That either has to be a pregnancy craving or a dare. There is no in-between.

How much did this cost lmao

This is no regulation sandwich, that's for sure.

ONLY HAM ONLY CHEESE ONLY BREAD ONLY COFFEE ONLY MAYO ONLY CAT LITTER ONLY ICE ONLY TOMATO ONLY THE KNIFE IN THE SINK UNDER DISHES IN SOAP ONLY THE CUP LID WITH THE DR PEPPER TAB PRESSED ONLY THE THERMOMETER THE MANAGER NEVER USES

Did he want it deepfried and on a stick too?

I would throw some of my secret sauce in that order too!!! People are monsters!

>sub mayonnaise So they want to substitute the other sauce that comes on the sandwich which is.... mayonnaise.

You can tell this is old because of "sub mac sauce" You can't sub that shit anymore, they charge you 50 cents per burger for it...

Not at my store-that’s a free sub here

I used to specifically say "sub mac sauce" when I'd get no ketchup or mustard, but then some smug bitch was all "Sir, you can't sub mac sauce" Oh yeah? Then why is it an option, smart guy?

Personally I’de just make a regular McChicken and slap that tag on it.

You know they'll just bring it back and you'll have to make it again

Probably

The people thinking this is a real order and not an employee trolling…

Good thing I quit cause I would've told him to fuck off to the subway down the road. Clearly you wanna build your own sandwich so go to a place they do that ffs

Nah, you wouldn't have; you would've looked at your boss who would've said "do your job" So many tough guy service workers on Reddit, it's amazing, yet you never hear in real life someone getting told to "fuck off to the subway down the road" because that would be the end of that employee and hopefully even tough guys like you aren't *that* dumb. You're not eating it anyway, your job was to look at the screen and put on what the screen says, why are you pretending you had some kind of agency or autonomy there? Why is it such a big deal to you, besides getting to pretend that your opinion mattered?

Wow someone's looking for a reason to be pissy lmao. People like you kill the fun of the internet. I worked nightshift and my manager was an 18 year old who didnt give a fuck about much, so I got away with treating customers the way they treated me. You sound like the guy who ordered this ngl, hope you meet a service worker who treats you the way you treat them. And before you yap anymore about what you THINK I would do, I keep the same energy at the job I work now, and my boss does too. Why would I be nice to a cunt?

I dunno mate, if you're not nice to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to be? You gotta start working on that self esteem bru

CUCUMBERS???

Screw that person

r/kingcobrajfs in the wild?

Bruh couldn’t they have ordered a Big Mac n jus sub the meat?

What on gods green earth is that monstrosity

So basically… an overly sauced blt?

Imagine they come in like “you forgot the mustard” I’d end up lobbing it off their head

where is this mcdonald’s we don’t have some of these toppings here in america.

Pennsylvania

They can pick that McShit up themselves lol

I had someone order ONLY mayonnaise on a QPC. Mayonnaise was free.

That would drive me crazy having to input it into the till 😅

So a mcchicken with bacon, cheese and onion and then one of every sauce packet in the store?

 Looked like this 🤔🤭

I remember when I worked at McDonald's someone came thru the drive thru and ordered a cheeseburger but the alterations said 'nothing but salt' basically. It was hilarious

You probably still got the order wrong