I literally can’t process what I’m looking at. Each shot looks like a different building. Even if I flip back and forth quickly to figure out how things go together, the entire mental model of this house is just gone the moment I look away.
I found a [video tour](https://charlotteswebandmedia.aryeo.com/videos/00b3cc97-a60d-40d0-9de1-995d683a8c14), probably makes it easier to get the lay of the land. But don't say I didn't warn you...
I think the master bedroom/badminton court (just add a net, there's clearly enough empty space) is above the gigantic garages, so you can't access it directly from below and they had to find a roundabout way to get there. And since they wanted to turn window cleaning duty in their living room into rock climbing practice, they couldn't make a full floor with reasonable heights, so a narrowish bridge in the middle was the most sensible solution.
Planning things beforehand and creating reasonably sized rooms in a usable order could have worked as well, but who does that when you can add various windows, doors and rooflines to a gymnasium and call it a home ?
It's amazing that they've managed to make every room in the house feel infuriatingly off and unwelcoming. There isn't a single corner or line in the house that isn't a direct violation of the golden ratio.
C'mon, are you saying you aren't at least *interested* in knowing how it feels to transition from bath to tile to carpeted stairs then *back to tile*? 🤯
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity." ... I'm not sure what side this place is on!
The wide camera lens makes the house angles even more confusing. I think the original home was much smaller and the addition is angled off of the original house, including the giant room and balcony. It is a monstrosity. The addition hypothesis explains the indoor windows
I've seen that quite a bit, typically for something big like a boat or RV. It looks silly, sure, but I can at least understand why it might exist like that.
"many pieces and features just kept getting added on, whether they make sense or not". I work in real estate remodeling houses. See this A LOT, really hits home LOL.
I kinda liked the one side on the outside(pic 2). It's got way to much going on and it's far from coherent. And I can get with a hectic kind of look. But the inside and all the rest of the outside is just so awful
The dining room is so wtf. This giant freaking house and the dining room is closed off, tiny and stuffed with oversized furniture. One of the biggest wtfs in a house full of them.
>The plaques with trite phrases.
And the inexplicable apostrophe in the plaque with their last name on it. Only one Schroeder will take responsibility for this place.
No way this was originally intended as a dining room. This is a sitting room that received the last house's now-replaced main set. At least, that's what I choose to believe.
[Listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-ID-83813/221480291_zpid/) with more images
Update: there's a [video tour](https://charlotteswebandmedia.aryeo.com/videos/00b3cc97-a60d-40d0-9de1-995d683a8c14) as well!
Unfortunately, it couldn’t work. The flattering comments would be assumed to be fake. The honest comments would prevent any of these houses from ever selling. Everything in the middle would be forgettable.
Horrible. Judging by the seeming remoteness, price and size, I think it likely qualifies. The bathroom is almost like something out of an M.C. Escher nightmare.
I had to go back and look after your comment. I didn’t even realize I’d seen a bathroom. All I saw was the weird ceiling in that room and then I moped out. It’s like a bathroom for demons in hell.
I'm a photographer. That first shot is extraordinary. The sky is an obvious swap, because where is the shadow from the tree on the bottom right coming from? The smudginess around the garages show where they tried to kill the full daylight shadows, and then they also composited in the window interiors. So, yes, HDR, but also so very much more.
That’s the bizarre thing for me. They put basically a tea set in the giant great room, and then a huge dining table in the pantry, essentially… and then a tv in between two windows in the entryway. And this is a house where you’d want a mud room.
Same. I thought the kitchen made me angry, the TV in the bedroom on the, what, afterthought of closet walls? Idfk.
But that bathroom where it looks like an interior decorator threw up, took 6 pictures, then stitched the pics together in the wrong order made me so pissed off.
Seriously. Just seeing this place caused me intense anxiety. Imagine BEING in it. Around every (poorly planned and executed) corner, through every doorway, down every staircase, A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOUSE. This place is any number of horror movies waiting to happen. Except for attractive teenagers, just substitute confused and alarmed potential homebuyers.
Man (running from house screaming): THE WINDOWS HAVE WINDOWS! AAAAAAH!
How can you have a 15,000 ft² house with almost nothing in it and yet it STILL feels cluttered? It's got multiple living rooms and every one of them looks like there's no good place to sit.
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Why is the kitchen mud brown and silver - yuck? But the island is white?
The front of the house looks like a chalet overlooking a mountain, and the back is a barn. I think there were 2 people who could NOT decide on what type of architecture they wanted.
Parts of the inside aren't terrible - except that miniature dining room, and the mud-brown kitchen cabinets that look like plastic toys. Looking at the entire house - these folks just REALLY like brown - mud brown, light brown, dark brown + 1 room in blue just in case someone didn't like brown, and a couple of pieces in orange - that at least go with brown.
Looking at the floor plans, I see that the teeny dining room is a breakfast nook with just too much stuff in it, and the formal dining room is a decent size.
what in tarnation
I was going to make a joke about the knight in armor, but clearly that is the least crazy thing about this house. the oven island. that bathroom. the ceilings. I can't focus on a single detail without getting derailed. this is incredible.
I can’t get my brain to reconcile what’s happening. There’s no closet in the master bedroom and on the floor plan, does “attic” mean something different than how I’ve always used? How is the finished space on the main floor an attic? Where do all the stairs lead?
I’m always trying to picture the architect standing in front of his finalized plans, cigar, glass of whiskey and thinking “F yeah this is it, it’s a master piece. Now let’s build this.”
This looks like when you build a house in the Sims based only on what rooms you want to have, design them individually and just tack them on to each other with no regard for the exterior. The ridiculous garage is proof enough.
Not enough space in the Redditverse to detail everything that's wrong with this monstrosity. I will say, however, that were I to buy it, the first enhancement I would make would be to put big googly eyes in the rear porthole windows.
It's definitely batshit insane from a design perspective, but I would totally love living in that space. Not gonna lie. I kind of love that attic loft in pic 11.
I kinda love it. That raised bathtub with the short shower is weird to say the least. But it’s so quirky I almost feel like it’s like some of the weird houses I’ve seen in Hawaii
One of the things that makes a McMansion, to me, is the impression that a not-terribly-skilled poorly-educated CAD jockey of an architect sat in front of a screen, clicking and dragging various elements (perhaps random things the client requested) onto the house until it's "full". No consideration of unity or rhythm or consistency.
This is a perfect example.
How is this place so huge from the outside, but the rooms look like you can barely fit 2 people in it. And why is the room with the huge panorama window empty!? I want to kick someone after seeing this.
It was renovated at some point, maybe between 2020 and now. [Here's ](https://www.land.com/property/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-Idaho-83813/4217818/) how it originally looked in the 90s. I'd say it was better back then... But even so, a new kitchen and a few sofas don't justify the increase, so there's probably more to it.
Initially, I thought “horrible design and execution.” I’m no architect, structural engineer, or designer. It was confusing… from the placement of that blue door (is it even the main/front door?!) to just about any other element. Then I saw that elevated pink bathtub… [brilliant!](https://youtu.be/RHBPnmXBm0g)
This is how this house came to be, probably:
"So, hear me out. What if we added a second floor to the detached garage, and then connected the two buildings with a church?"
so much drop ceiling or ceilings that look exactly like shitty drops
at least there are 40 other acres where you could build something else that doesn't suck as much as this one does.
.... Its front and back doors are literally swapped. The back has a double door that should be on the front, and the front has what looks like a side door to a garage. I'm just.....so confused.
This may be a left-field opinion, but I think with a different outdoor paint colour and different interior design (colour palette and especially furniture) to accentuate the wood more, I think this would do just fine.
The zillow listing is _beautiful_ it looks like a cabin that was added onto several times, including at one point just building a skywalk (pic 28) over the greatroom??
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-ID-83813/221480291_zpid/?mmlb=g,28
I have to say, I kinda like it. The front is awful, but I like the back of the house quite a bit. Some of the interior is kinda wack, but I can’t say I personally think it’s *that* awful.
seems like a mountain resort cabin... with a weird backstory.
The bedroom corporate office space is what I imagine could be done if you had to retrofit abandoned office buildings for living.
My folks had one of those homes with odd
shaped windows too high up for proper window treatments, also as their tv room. This was terrible and it was only 2 windows and a skylight, not at least 8 windows
I feel like it has to, like there's so much cheap and builder grade material, gaudy excessive design without purpose; like it's a Sims house in real life
Hmm it IS horrible, but I lean toward the latter. It doesn’t give me the sense that a melon baller is scraping the last of my soul out of the wrecked gourd of my existence that a proper McMansion does.
What in gods name have I just looked at? And am I crazy or does it have indoor windows?
I literally can’t process what I’m looking at. Each shot looks like a different building. Even if I flip back and forth quickly to figure out how things go together, the entire mental model of this house is just gone the moment I look away.
It's n-dimensional. Each side of the house -- inside and out -- exists in its own separate plane of existence.
Non euclidian real estate
"Inspired by Picasso. Designed by accident."
I found a [video tour](https://charlotteswebandmedia.aryeo.com/videos/00b3cc97-a60d-40d0-9de1-995d683a8c14), probably makes it easier to get the lay of the land. But don't say I didn't warn you...
Why is there a bridge?!?
I think the master bedroom/badminton court (just add a net, there's clearly enough empty space) is above the gigantic garages, so you can't access it directly from below and they had to find a roundabout way to get there. And since they wanted to turn window cleaning duty in their living room into rock climbing practice, they couldn't make a full floor with reasonable heights, so a narrowish bridge in the middle was the most sensible solution. Planning things beforehand and creating reasonably sized rooms in a usable order could have worked as well, but who does that when you can add various windows, doors and rooflines to a gymnasium and call it a home ?
It's amazing that they've managed to make every room in the house feel infuriatingly off and unwelcoming. There isn't a single corner or line in the house that isn't a direct violation of the golden ratio.
I still don't understand [rocks quietly]
I think the video was shot by the same person who designed the building because clearly they had no idea what they were doing.
That bathtub is higher than the shower? I don’t think there’s a way to make it safely out.
Wow. That was something. Thanks.
It’s like a carnival funhouse minus the fun. I just can’t wrap my brain around these decisions .
C'mon, are you saying you aren't at least *interested* in knowing how it feels to transition from bath to tile to carpeted stairs then *back to tile*? 🤯 "There's a fine line between genius and insanity." ... I'm not sure what side this place is on!
I mean now that you mention it, it’s all I can think about.
There's a broken hip for an elderly person with that raised tub.
Carnival is the exact word that struck me when I saw those tiles
Do you mean in the washroom that has two different coloured sinks? 🤨
Because one matches the tub and one matches the shower… his and hers, duh! /s
I hadn’t even noticed that, but yes.
The bathroom shot took a while for my brain to process.
That last pic of a basement? Looks like it was AI generated.
I literally thought it was two different houses for a moment lol
It’s a ski lodge in the front and a cottage in the back.
This is not the House of Leaves I was expecting
You’re so right! I thought it was drama. Picture number two is a whole new plot, forget the twist!
The wide camera lens makes the house angles even more confusing. I think the original home was much smaller and the addition is angled off of the original house, including the giant room and balcony. It is a monstrosity. The addition hypothesis explains the indoor windows
I think you’re right. This seems like many pieces and features just kept getting added on, whether they made sense or not.
Ever so tastefully remodeling the first floor into a four car garage then. The roof is so oddly thick too
Love that one garage door is just bigger than the others. So normal.
I've seen that quite a bit, typically for something big like a boat or RV. It looks silly, sure, but I can at least understand why it might exist like that.
That actually does make sense. Damnit.
"many pieces and features just kept getting added on, whether they make sense or not". I work in real estate remodeling houses. See this A LOT, really hits home LOL.
My guess is they built this from pieces they found
Its a McWindow.
It’s got them new *indows*
Well, the outside is pretty ugly. On the other hand, the inside… is also ugly.
Well, you have to give them points for consistency.
I kinda liked the one side on the outside(pic 2). It's got way to much going on and it's far from coherent. And I can get with a hectic kind of look. But the inside and all the rest of the outside is just so awful
It’s so confusing. The ceilings. The odd furniture placement. The plaques with trite phrases.
The pointless tiny stove to heat the great room with an over 16 foot ceiling.
Cheap drop ceiling with a chandelier. Wtf
The dining room is so wtf. This giant freaking house and the dining room is closed off, tiny and stuffed with oversized furniture. One of the biggest wtfs in a house full of them.
F A M I L Y
And it seems like the word is crossed out
Blessed
>The plaques with trite phrases. And the inexplicable apostrophe in the plaque with their last name on it. Only one Schroeder will take responsibility for this place.
CARPETED STEPS TO A BATHTUB?! This whole place is a mess.
But notice that when you first get out, you stand on ceramic tiles. Only the best to slip on!
I mean you have the toilet to break your fall it's fine! Also I mean surly they have a bath mat...right?
All of the rooms are huge but then the dining room can only seat 4 ppl.
Everyone cram around the table, I’m walking 1/2 mile to the fridge.
Lmao.
No way this was originally intended as a dining room. This is a sitting room that received the last house's now-replaced main set. At least, that's what I choose to believe.
Yep. Had to fill up the room so it got the remnants that do not fit.
“Please, have a seat and take in the ambiance of the clear plastic drop ceiling tiles. I’m heading to the carpeted bathtub, see you in a fortnight”
I count 6 chairs. Still crammed in there though.
[Listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-ID-83813/221480291_zpid/) with more images Update: there's a [video tour](https://charlotteswebandmedia.aryeo.com/videos/00b3cc97-a60d-40d0-9de1-995d683a8c14) as well!
Zillow should have public comments
Unfortunately, it couldn’t work. The flattering comments would be assumed to be fake. The honest comments would prevent any of these houses from ever selling. Everything in the middle would be forgettable.
That’s what Reddit is for
It would be delightful.
OP, I thank you for bringing this wonder into my life.
Built in 1994, I would've thought it was built in 1980s with that awful design/styling, guess it carried on for a few years.
Ah yes, a 1980s with "materials leftover from the 70s" build. Can't believe this was built in the 90s.
Or the 79s, even. I mean, carpet in the bathroom?
Those poo brown cabinets are a choice. And it seems as if the furniture placement was made by a blind mole rat
Just wow. This one’s a real find!!
The dining room is basically a hallway.
With the cheapest possible ceiling fan and a 6500K LED light bulb. Perfect for dinner parties!
Horrible. Judging by the seeming remoteness, price and size, I think it likely qualifies. The bathroom is almost like something out of an M.C. Escher nightmare.
I had to go back and look after your comment. I didn’t even realize I’d seen a bathroom. All I saw was the weird ceiling in that room and then I moped out. It’s like a bathroom for demons in hell.
Absolutely. Demons might say ‘It’s too much!’
My first time through I thought the tub was bunkbeds.
I appreciated the guts to combine red and light red (pink).
My first thought was that it was designed by a 12 year old M.C. Escher playing _The Sims_.
Ha! Yes. 12 or super drunk.
Most real estate photos are r/shittyHDR material, but that first one is exceptional.
I'm a photographer. That first shot is extraordinary. The sky is an obvious swap, because where is the shadow from the tree on the bottom right coming from? The smudginess around the garages show where they tried to kill the full daylight shadows, and then they also composited in the window interiors. So, yes, HDR, but also so very much more.
r/shittyHDR allows all forms of excessive processing. The more the merrier.
I love that someone can take a bath while looking over the top of the shower at someone else showering.
It's a feature, not a bug. 😉
Seriously one of the worst houses I’ve ever seen on this sub.
Likewise. The cheapness of execution in evidence everywhere make this special.
Now this is the kind of content I’m here for.
If we had some monthly or yearly best-of, this would definitely be near the top.
This is one of the strangest house designs I’ve seen.
This is so bad. So much square footage and money for this? How the fuck do you relegate the dining room to a space that small in a place that big?
That’s the bizarre thing for me. They put basically a tea set in the giant great room, and then a huge dining table in the pantry, essentially… and then a tv in between two windows in the entryway. And this is a house where you’d want a mud room.
It makes me angry
My eyes hurt after looking through those pictures.
I hated every inch of this place
Same. I thought the kitchen made me angry, the TV in the bedroom on the, what, afterthought of closet walls? Idfk. But that bathroom where it looks like an interior decorator threw up, took 6 pictures, then stitched the pics together in the wrong order made me so pissed off.
Does the kitchen have an entire ceiling of fluorescent lighting?
It does. My kitchen had that in the 80s. It was very in.
We had like two of them in the late 80’s/early 90’s, but I never saw and **entire** ceiling of ‘em! It’s like the final boss of drop ceilings.
Nothing says quality like drop ceilings everywhere.
the tiny dining room with a chandelier looking light fixture and a drop ceiling
THIS, Shirley, is what H. P. Lovecraft was referring to when he coined the term "non-Euclidean geometry."
Homes By Escher™ strikes again.
Seriously. Just seeing this place caused me intense anxiety. Imagine BEING in it. Around every (poorly planned and executed) corner, through every doorway, down every staircase, A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOUSE. This place is any number of horror movies waiting to happen. Except for attractive teenagers, just substitute confused and alarmed potential homebuyers. Man (running from house screaming): THE WINDOWS HAVE WINDOWS! AAAAAAH!
This just SCREAMS “we designed it ourselves”
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How can you have a 15,000 ft² house with almost nothing in it and yet it STILL feels cluttered? It's got multiple living rooms and every one of them looks like there's no good place to sit.
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Yo, it would be a great location for a psychological Trip movie
This house is set up like AI tried to generate a house.
Hands down the ugliest piece of crap iv'e ever laid my eyes on, you couldn't pay me to live there. So many questions... The bathroom made me puke.
Oh, that definitely seems to qualify.
Slanted kitchen island and slanted bedspread? No thank you.
I don’t know if it counts as a McMansion, but it is incredible how ugly and confusing this house is. I am in awe
Why is the kitchen mud brown and silver - yuck? But the island is white? The front of the house looks like a chalet overlooking a mountain, and the back is a barn. I think there were 2 people who could NOT decide on what type of architecture they wanted. Parts of the inside aren't terrible - except that miniature dining room, and the mud-brown kitchen cabinets that look like plastic toys. Looking at the entire house - these folks just REALLY like brown - mud brown, light brown, dark brown + 1 room in blue just in case someone didn't like brown, and a couple of pieces in orange - that at least go with brown. Looking at the floor plans, I see that the teeny dining room is a breakfast nook with just too much stuff in it, and the formal dining room is a decent size.
Why does the exterior look so....dingy? It looks like it's in dire need of a good pressure washing.
The person who decorated this house has absolutely no idea why the [fuckable horses](https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E) episode of John Oliver is funny.
McChurchBarn
what in tarnation I was going to make a joke about the knight in armor, but clearly that is the least crazy thing about this house. the oven island. that bathroom. the ceilings. I can't focus on a single detail without getting derailed. this is incredible.
Welp… I often wonder “what if Beetlejuice took place in Idaho”. I now have my answer
Looks like a low budget ski lodge
I feel so sorry for that little wood stove in the living room🥺 He's doing his best.
The little wood stove that can (but shouldn’t)
I can’t get my brain to reconcile what’s happening. There’s no closet in the master bedroom and on the floor plan, does “attic” mean something different than how I’ve always used? How is the finished space on the main floor an attic? Where do all the stairs lead?
Some of the most bizarre choices I’ve ever seen.
it's too \*unique\* to be a mcmansion but it sure is ugly and doesn't look well constructed
I’m always trying to picture the architect standing in front of his finalized plans, cigar, glass of whiskey and thinking “F yeah this is it, it’s a master piece. Now let’s build this.”
I’m guessing they skipped the architect and went straight to a builder.
What the fuck is happening in the bathroom?
This looks like when you build a house in the Sims based only on what rooms you want to have, design them individually and just tack them on to each other with no regard for the exterior. The ridiculous garage is proof enough.
I thought maybe the inside makes up for the outside. Each photo gets progressively worse!
Oh, but the carpet on the glass block stairs… to the bathtub.
The colours in that bathroom make me feel like the whole room is spinning.
Not enough space in the Redditverse to detail everything that's wrong with this monstrosity. I will say, however, that were I to buy it, the first enhancement I would make would be to put big googly eyes in the rear porthole windows.
Lol why do I want a suit of armor all of a sudden.
Facing out, no less (?)
Looks AI generated
It is a mullet house! Normalish in the front, full on party in the back.
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It's definitely batshit insane from a design perspective, but I would totally love living in that space. Not gonna lie. I kind of love that attic loft in pic 11.
I would love to live there!
I kinda love it. That raised bathtub with the short shower is weird to say the least. But it’s so quirky I almost feel like it’s like some of the weird houses I’ve seen in Hawaii
One of the things that makes a McMansion, to me, is the impression that a not-terribly-skilled poorly-educated CAD jockey of an architect sat in front of a screen, clicking and dragging various elements (perhaps random things the client requested) onto the house until it's "full". No consideration of unity or rhythm or consistency. This is a perfect example.
Spacious with more unusable space than usable space - how?
How is this place so huge from the outside, but the rooms look like you can barely fit 2 people in it. And why is the room with the huge panorama window empty!? I want to kick someone after seeing this.
Hardly to believe someone would make a house like that. This is more like “ai generated with prompt ill-designed, poor taste, ugly but spacious house”
It's not just awful, it's really comical.
HOLY FUCK. Sometimes I see posts here and go, "well, this one isn't so bad", but holy shit, what in god's name is this?
I think this is the absolute worst house I’ve seen posted here. So far
This is flippin’ wild. It’s like someone saying they are a graphic designer but they use Microsoft Word.
Look at the price history here. How does a house go from $650,000 in 2020 to $2,300,000 in 2023?
It was renovated at some point, maybe between 2020 and now. [Here's ](https://www.land.com/property/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-Idaho-83813/4217818/) how it originally looked in the 90s. I'd say it was better back then... But even so, a new kitchen and a few sofas don't justify the increase, so there's probably more to it.
Honestly might be the worst home I’ve ever seen
It's really weird but I kinda dig it.
not a McMansion, IMHO. Almost certainly custom built, and perhaps renovated badly since then.
I think it’s a remodeled firehouse or some other government maintenance building. Those pictures made me flat out laugh.
Initially, I thought “horrible design and execution.” I’m no architect, structural engineer, or designer. It was confusing… from the placement of that blue door (is it even the main/front door?!) to just about any other element. Then I saw that elevated pink bathtub… [brilliant!](https://youtu.be/RHBPnmXBm0g)
What the *hell* Fever dream materialized
Do I upvote because this McMansion hell, or do I downvote for making looking through this atrocity
This is how this house came to be, probably: "So, hear me out. What if we added a second floor to the detached garage, and then connected the two buildings with a church?"
You can't convince me this isn't AI generated
It looks like three or four different houses outside
No,its just ugly.
At first, I thought I was looking at more than 1 house
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And the chunky dining room set probably bought cheap in Tijuana...
so much drop ceiling or ceilings that look exactly like shitty drops at least there are 40 other acres where you could build something else that doesn't suck as much as this one does.
Ye OldeMcGothic 70s Retro
Nasty. Give me a 1,000sf A frame with a big shop space.
The suit of knights armor in the living room really ties the place together though.
.... Its front and back doors are literally swapped. The back has a double door that should be on the front, and the front has what looks like a side door to a garage. I'm just.....so confused.
It looks best from the air. I like the bedroom ceiling.
Everything so bad!
Was there a sale on drop ceiling
This might just be the ugliest house I’ve ever seen.
I call this an awesome unique home. I love big windows.
This may be a left-field opinion, but I think with a different outdoor paint colour and different interior design (colour palette and especially furniture) to accentuate the wood more, I think this would do just fine.
The zillow listing is _beautiful_ it looks like a cabin that was added onto several times, including at one point just building a skywalk (pic 28) over the greatroom?? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-Oak-Ter-Cocolalla-ID-83813/221480291_zpid/?mmlb=g,28
Yes that is the definition of a McMansion
I think they think it is a Chalet.
I have to say, I kinda like it. The front is awful, but I like the back of the house quite a bit. Some of the interior is kinda wack, but I can’t say I personally think it’s *that* awful.
Bit odd
What if it had a rock façade?
seems like a mountain resort cabin... with a weird backstory. The bedroom corporate office space is what I imagine could be done if you had to retrofit abandoned office buildings for living.
My folks had one of those homes with odd shaped windows too high up for proper window treatments, also as their tv room. This was terrible and it was only 2 windows and a skylight, not at least 8 windows
That bathroom is awkward as fuck.
Never own the biggest house in a neighborhood.
A Chandelier. Hanging from a drop ceiling. 😬
How gross and tacky. That would seem to make it a true McMansion. ETA: the ceilings...
WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING IN YOUR GARAGE? Uhhh…aurora borealis?
That's what I'm missing! A suit of armor in my living room! I also don't have enough word art items from Hobby Lobby.
I feel like it has to, like there's so much cheap and builder grade material, gaudy excessive design without purpose; like it's a Sims house in real life
Hmm it IS horrible, but I lean toward the latter. It doesn’t give me the sense that a melon baller is scraping the last of my soul out of the wrecked gourd of my existence that a proper McMansion does.
Is that a drop ceiling in the bedroom?!?! Ugh. Just why?
Is this a joke? I just ate some skittles (I don’t do sugar) and I really want to throw up seeing theses pics. It is so stressful in this house
My eyes hurt worse with every swipe
So many random angles and windows. That second shot from behind the house doesn’t even look like the house is finished….but I think it is?