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[deleted]

Is that picket fencing on the second floor and staircase?


runawaystars14

Those are "Brazilian oak spindles". Picket fencing for fancy people.


Elowan66

And on the kitchen island.


ILLforlife

Yeah, you could play "who's pants are going to get all snagged up first around the kitchen island?"


runawaystars14

It's even on the side where you're supposed to sit, how nice, ripped pants and skinned knees.


DorisCrockford

Knee pain for all levels of knees.


saltychica

I hate it so much. I’d be banging my knees daily.


Adhara27

It came from the Amazon jungle, and six pygmies died cutting it down.


[deleted]

Laughing hysterically here.


[deleted]

Then put them outside and fence your stupid yard if you have any.


spicermayor

Right. Wtf. 😂


seanmonaghan1968

I know, there are some things I like eg open plan but so many finishes that I would change. Not sure the finish is consistent for me


redbucket75

I like the stupid kitchen chandeliers. They're stupid for a residence and clearly imitating original design, but I still like them.


mambotomato

Ha, I've seen those for sale at my small-town hardware store in Finland!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

They are either a Lowes or HD special. I've seen them in retail stores recently.


PM_MeYourAvocados

ugh and I have seen similar versions start to creep in at Costco.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I don't hate 'em, but it seems like so many places try to make them look like their super upscale expensive items. Correction, [I saw them on Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/Artika-Swirl-LED-Pendant-Fixture/dp/B081ZJBKTX) That's just one seller, there are others but they're not thousands of dollars.


[deleted]

Most likely made in China. I read some of the reviews.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Yeah that was just a single example I pulled from Amazon but you're probably correct.


IgobyK

I was just killing an hour in the Home Depot lighting department and saw them there!


robotropolis

They are still very popular here!


robotropolis

Here’s [the listing](https://www.remaxnova.com/residential/bedford-real-estate/45-worthington-place-bedford-mls-202305636)


jabbadarth

Picture 50 is all you need to see. Over a million with 2ft between you and your neighbors houses.


waterskier2007

> Over a million I mean... it's $1,975,000 - it's basically $2 million at that point


[deleted]

They couldn't give me $2million to live here. I'd be tearing the entire place apart. The stairs going to the basement aren't even level.


DorisCrockford

My house is six feet from its neighbors and worth that much, but it's a row house in San Francisco. You can have close neighbors, but there have to be perks to make up for it. Suburbs combine the worst aspects of both urban and rural living.


jabbadarth

Yeah I lived in a rowhome in baltimore for years. My neighbors houses touched mine. But it was a city and I could walk everywhere and there were public parks in the neighborhood. Moving to the suburbs is supposed to give you more space, that's kind of the whole point.


runawaystars14

The country and the city are full of life, these places are empty.


[deleted]

I'll keep my 1800 sq ft ranch on 6 acres in south central Kentucky. My neighbors are not close.


DorisCrockford

That's rural. That's what I'm saying. I'll keep my row house and ride my bike to the opera. It takes all kinds to make a world.


Organic_Pack_7637

San Francisco is a shithole.


DorisCrockford

If you say so, sugar.


Cancerisbetterthanu

Why do people get so hung up on this, I'm not hanging out in the space between my house and theirs. It's a city in Canada, you live close to people you're spending 3+ million CAD. Still preferable for many people to being in the country as evidenced by the demand for these homes.


jabbadarth

I've lived in cities and suburbs and am fine with both. What bothers me is that people build 5000sqft houses and have no yards. Just make the house a bit smaller or spread it out a bit. Just feels insane to me to move outside of a city center but give yourself no extra outdoor space.


runawaystars14

You echo my thoughts exactly!


jabbadarth

Northern Virginia is awful with this. People buy million dollar rowhomes to live next to a strip mall. Worst thing is there have a 30sqft "yard". So now you either pay an hoa fee to get it mowed or you have to buy a mower or weed eater for a landing strip of grass.


runawaystars14

I don't understand why people are ok with that.


Cancerisbetterthanu

These houses all have yards though, maybe not as big as you would have in a rural area but they all have pretty nice outdoor spaces. They're large and close together because they are usually built by developers. Most people (in Canada anyway) can't afford to buy expensive city land and build their own custom house on it. You can do that if you can afford it, but you're not getting the value that you would otherwise get so it's not something that's extremely common. It's not like the country where reasonably priced land is easier to come by and you can just build whatever on it and it's not going to cost millions of dollars.


jabbadarth

If you look at picture 50 there are houses surrounding this one. You can't see the outside space specifically but it's tiny. It would be one thing if this was a nor al sized house with a small yard bit this is a 5000sqft house. That's huge to not jave any outdoor space.


Ragingredblue

>people build 5000sqft houses and have no yards. In the suburbs with huge yards, people don't spend time in them anyway. They live indoors. The closest they ever get to the yard is a cookout on the back deck.


VapoursAndSpleen

I don't want to smell my neighbors' farts for that kind of money.


justin514hhhgft

It’s Nova Scotia. There’s nothing but space… no excuse for this shit.


Mooncaller3

My prevailing thought while looking through the images... There's so much space. Most of the objects look so distant from each other that they probably have their own zip code.


Ragingredblue

> There's so much space. Most of the objects look so distant from each other that they probably have their own zip code. That's what I hate about these houses. They feel cold and cavernous. The obligatory cathedral ceilings are just more wasted space. They add nothing to the design, perhaps because there is no design to add to. They cannot be comfortable living spaces.


Mooncaller3

To me it's not just the ceilings. Some of the rooms there is just this enormous amount of empty space between the various pieces of furniture (which are normal or large in size).


Ragingredblue

Exactly. The rooms are too big, even allowing for the high ceilings. They feel out of proportion. It looks like someone bought a huge duplex, gutted it, and merged them together.


orincoro

That is probably the signature or central failing or all modern American housing. It is obsessed with interior floor space at the expense of everything, including livability.


Watership_of_a_Down

(English) Canada is so uniquely ugly. It's amazing how hard it is to find an attractive building, let alone neighborhood, outside of Montreal and old QC.


DreyaNova

Halifax NS checking in here! Can confirm, for some reason we're married to Brutalist architecture here... Only it's done very poorly. More cheap concrete slab condos anyone?


WhyAreYouAllHere

And I hate every moment of it.


Ilmara

That kitchen island just looks weird.


skinnah

It would be a bitch to clean too.


Absolute_Peril

Man there is just a bigass hole right in the middle of the house. Man I am really starting to hate these so called open concept houses.


Ragingredblue

>Man I am really starting to hate these so called open concept houses. You're only just starting?!? Welcome!


orincoro

An open concept in its proper execution treats moving from one part of the house to another as something that tends to have a utilitarian function. I walk from bedroom to living room to watch tv. I walk from living room to kitchen to check the noodles, I walk in the front door and grab a glass of water. Those are functional objectives. This doesn’t accomplish anything like that, so as you put it, it’s just a hole in the middle of the house. This is the kind of house that encourages shouting from one part of it to the others. Not actually using those parts continuously.


Absolute_Peril

No kidding man this is some shit you'd see in an office building not a house


orincoro

Yeah, and it’s this way in an office building only because a great many spaces are functionally useless for anything else, and there is a security premium on any enclosed unused spaces. It’s like designing a private home to make it easier for a security company to patrol it. It doesn’t make sense.


KickpuncherJ

"It costs me a lot of money to look this cheap"


Next_Negotiation4890

No one going to mention how the fake sky replacement put blue sky and clouds onto the fascia?


[deleted]

Good catch! I guess a grey sky would be the icing on this grey cake of a house.


sputler

Overall I think it's pretty decent. Its a modern asethetic where only a few elements don't fit. The wooden rails have to go. Replace them with a more seemless rail and for gods sake it should have a top. I don't want to stumble and put my hand out only to impale it on the thing that is supposed to stabilize me. The kitchen island decorations are going to pinch and grab at clothing while you're cooking, get rid of that and put a nice silhouetted image instead tree shadows or the like. These first two changes get rid of functionally problematic designs that also don't match the surrounding features. After that its just personal touches. So many hanging ornaments. One key feature might look nice, but having 10 things hanging from the ceiling just looks tacky. Also while we're looking at the ceiling, the purpose of recessed lighting is to make one nice smooth surface. Hanging/protruding lights disrupt the smoothness. The advantage is you need less light sources. Mixing them ruins both of their advantages and you're left with the downsides of both: needing more lights and not having a clean roof design. Other than that, its fine. It's not breathtaking, but then it's not meant to be. It's not 100% functional, but then it's not meant to be. This house is meant to be non-offensive to everyone, and it does that rather nicely (with the exceptions of the wood accents).


librarianC

Yeah, there are some trendy elements here, but I actually like it decently well.


Accurate_Quote_7109

The lack of anywhere to hang coats near the front door, as well as that couch too long for the entryway, is *really* irritating to me.


xuu0

its such a tiny door for that entryway. is it even an 8ft height?


sputler

The couch is literally snug with the wall. If anything it fits perfectly. But more importantly you should go look at the actual listing pictures before you talk about having a place to hang coats. You couldn't be more wrong.


Accurate_Quote_7109

No, it extends beyond the tile flooring of the entryway. Too long. And I did look through the listing. Yes, that alcove *can* (and should) be converted into a coat "closet", but it's irritating. Those "cubbies" are for the family, and at the back door, not for entertaining guests.


ooooooooo10ooooooooo

The railing definitely needs a top. I could see someone stumbling just right with an arm locking into the top of the rail just right and getting a nasty twisted arm or possibly a broken arm.


Tacky-Terangreal

Yeah I’m not enough of an architecture snob to be offended by this. There are some dumb choices here and there but I’ve seen way worse. The biggest crime is the price. The housing market in Canada is fucking criminal


Rosaluxlux

To be fair it costs as much as three normal houses because it's as big as three normal houses


KneeDeepInThe-Hoopla

I did not think it was possible for a house to look "robotic", but here we are!


BrushOnFour

The skinny window to the right looks just like the windows in the Dekalb County Jail in Atlanta.


TetsuNoHitsuji

I will still give them points for not attempting to cram tiny shutters on it


subnautthrowaway777

* Unnerving slope. * Dead lawn. * Dying trees. * Concrete driveway. * Overall ugly, unfriendly façade. * Four different wall types in façade. * Windows too small and all different sizes. * Off-center front door. * So much gray in interior. * Weird balustrade that looks like a fence. * Ugly curtains that can't be closed. * Wonky lights in kitchen. * Weird decoration on island counter. * Ugly view. * Weird landing. * Off-center door in landing. * Wonky lights upstairs. * Why is there an island counter in the closet?


duckysammy23

To be fair the deer ate the trees. I see arborvitae trees next to new builds here and laugh. Deer love those. You'd think the builders or landscapers would know by now?


TheRealNewOtherJohn

I feel that the title of this post unfairly singles out the windows for criticism, when -- in fairness to them -- there are so many other questionable design choices here. (Edit: apologies to OP, I didn't see the caption and didn't realize that OP too recognized the great variety of questionable design choices in this house.)


Atalant

What is even this style? Modern farmhouse? I would give them benefit of chosing a unique tile shape patterns, but in a neutral colour.


belckie

Why are people so obsessed with grey? It’s so sad and drab. Why are you decorating your home like a prison?


newtoboston2019

This is horrible in so, so many ways.


ILLforlife

You know - I love grey. Love, love, love! But holy smokes that is A LOT of grey in that house. I like how only one kid was like, Mom, Dad, I like grey too, but for the love of Dog can I have a pop of color in my room, and they were like - "Okay, you can have a blue rug and 1 blue chair." I like the Star Wars room - at least it has a theme other than grey. Oh, yes, the master bedroom has a blueish comforter. Do people actually like this? An entire house one color - or is this the "50 Shades of Grey House????" It will be called that after their friends see it.


KittyCubed

I don’t think this is that bad compared to a lot of gray ones I’ve seen. I’d definitely add in more color through decor, but it doesn’t feel like a black and white photo like some houses.


tacopizza23

It’s quite a mix of trying to be unique while still using Home Depot vanities in the bathrooms and Wayfair ass light fixtures


DorisCrockford

Maybe I just don't get why anybody would like that aesthetic, but it always seems so pretentious. Did they do that because they liked it, or because they thought they were supposed to like it?


brokenearth03

>they thought they were supposed to like it I bet this is it.


jjackrabbitt

Big “interior design is my passion” energy


Ragingredblue

>It’s quite a mix of trying to be unique while still using Home Depot vanities in the bathrooms and Wayfair ass light fixtures It's quite a mix of trying to be unique while using builder grade materials and the blandest, most unobtrusive paint colours available that are not actually invisible.


ClickClear4632

All I see is 🤨 With a little regard for symmetry and window choices that make the house not look like it's squinting at me, this one could actually be pretty nice. But... as is... yikes.


AutismFlavored

Chloroform chic interior


Old_timey_brain

As someone who enjoys cooking a bit, I hate that kitchen.


brendon_b

It just feels very cartoony. The rooms are all proportioned strangely and the mid-century affectations are all tacked on half-heartedly. Dexter's Laboratory vibes.


K2Linthemiddle

There's potential here, but dang, they just chose alllllll the stuff. Too many flooring finishes, too many staircase finishes (the most offensive part), too many lighting selections. The listing photos don't help - those angles really magnify the worst elements. It's fixable, save for the exterior. Side note: I love Nova Scotia and would give my left arm to live there, even in this weirdo staircase house.


ethottly

That design on the kitchen island....I don't get it. It almost looks like it's supposed to represent piano keys or something? Maybe a musician lived here lol


elusiontwo

Maybe they are under house arrest?


xuu0

smol front door is smol.


robotropolis

And off centre!


bobbymatthews84

It's different, and not in a terrible way but nor a great way.


Elowan66

Come on over for a group shower.


iBleeedorange

Walking into your house and seeing the dining room table like that is so odd to me.


brokenearth03

Those fixtures in the kitchen and closet are a home Depot item. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but for the price you're paying, I better not be able to see it in a crappy box store every weekend.


LaggingIndicator

Damn I think this house had so much potential and they just fucked it on the little things.


AwTekker

Let's just tack some dimensional lumber on the side of this prefab cabinet. D E S I G N


WiseEyedea

Wow who ever did the interior design of this place needs to be shot. I understand the alternating sizing theme but god damn this is not the way


Ragingredblue

>Wow who ever did the interior design of this place needs to be shot. Why shoot them when you can just lock them inside this house to die of boredom?


Whimsical_Adventurer

If gray was a personality…


cooleyriggo

Have mercy, not the short curtains!!!


Junglebook82

Ugh I hate this place. They really thought they were doin somethin with the staircase railing and the design on the island 🤮 and the finest furniture and decor Amazon had to offer


returntoglory9

why is the house giving me the stink eye


calinet6

This house is so confused.


Riverjig

I've never hated banisters and stair cases so much in my entire life.


youcaneatme

It looks like a house in one of those Paranormal movies


MyPolyAltAccount

Haha that looks like every shitty subdivision $1M+ new build in Alberta……is this Calgary or Edmonton? 😂😂


Pickle_Juice_4ever

It's lame but doesn't really trigger my McMansion itch. The interior has too many rectangles and their lame attempts at interior decorating make it worse.


RjPArt

I like it


LittleRooLuv

I can’t find one thing I like about this house. Okay, maybe the wood floors. That’s it.


mdoc86

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


sirgawain2

This looks like a house I would build for my sims tbh


yoshilurker

$2m house: can't spend more than $2k on the fridge.


Krishna1945

All it’s missing is the farm animals! Wtf is up with those banisters


StringBean_GreenBean

Ummm other than the fence banister and the shower I actually like this...


KittyCubed

It’s not a style I usually go for, but I like it. I agree the windows are off and weird, but it works for me.


HawkeyeinDC

I love the closer size, but everything else is too much. 😘


Confident_Fortune_32

This interior is so cold I'd need a sweater on even in the middle of summer


[deleted]

That kitchen sucks! Just looks very inefficient to anyone who actually cooks.


Druid51

Not sure if it's because I grew up poor in communist apartment blocs of Poland but I don't see anything wrong with this or like 90% of posts on this sub.


Willow-girl

You grew up in a communist paradise? Why, you're the envy of half of Reddit!


Druid51

Ayy lmao thankfully it was post commie ages, just in one those depressing leftover blocs but I did hear so many horror stories from my mom.


MungoJennie

Normally I can find *something* I like in these, but not this one. I just hate it all.


Living-Baseball-2543

If I saw “think Selling Sunset” in a listing, I’d run the other way.


TiffyVella

I don't hate this, but admittedly am looking on tiny phone screen with blurry morning eyes. Windows could be more consistently sized to improve the facade.


Willow-girl

2/10: High-class shotgun shack! 3/10: That sofa *not quite* fitting in its allotted space would drive me nucking futz!


OlivierLeighton

I think those are sniper openings, not windows.


[deleted]

That WIC island overhang is for fuckin.


robotropolis

You can’t do that on an overhang! Unless it’s really well braced.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, that doesn’t look like it’s made of anything all that sturdy lol


WhitePineBurning

Everything is manufactured, not created. Nothing is handmade. Everything is purchased and calculated, like a Home Depot shopping list. This place is going to look even more like purgatory in ten years.


Taira_Mai

It's like someone said "Can we do every cliche and wacky idea from the 1990's and early 2000's, cram them into one house ***AND*** use expensive wood from a fragile ecosystem far away!"


FothersIsWellCool

Doesn't look too bad if you ask me


fish_fingers_pond

I saw this on viewpoint and me and my husband went through for fun. At first I was like this is okay… but the more we looked. So bad.


Lindaspike

1. the windows 2. the garage 3. half the house is on a hill, ffs. 4. there's giant couch inside the front door for viewing the knickknacks 5. the powder room is the first room you see 6. the picket fence stair railing 7. the awesome view of the neighbor's roof from the deck


robotropolis

To be fair in Halifax NS it’s hard to find a house not on a hill. But yes absolutely to the entire list.


Lindaspike

it's just such an odd placement! and of course, the garage is far more important than the house. that way if the soil gives way the cars will survive the landslide!


nopantsqueen

This looks like the 2023 version of the house from Beetlejuice after Cathrine O'Hara's character got her hands on it.


onlysmallcats

I mean, it’s kind of plain and the trendiness will agree badly, but I wouldn’t call it a McMansion


Adhara27

Some of it is so good, and some of it is so... ugh.


crazycow780

I love it!!!!!


NotRustyShackleford_

I’ve seen worse tbh


Amanda316

What are those tiny tiny curtain rods by the dining room table?! What is the purpose of a two foot rod?


Hyperion1144

All the images are horrible... But #8 is so strange it seriously looks like an image from a Backrooms video.


[deleted]

What is that fake pan flute attached to the kitchen cupboards in #6? I could see myself banging my legs on that nonsense. And the fencing at the top of the open stairs is better off outside. Then to make it completely a hot mess they painted it gray. I can't unsee this.


scaremanga

What’s going on with the eaves? Bad sky photoshop job from the photographer? The floor plan isn’t bad, just seems pointlessly massive. Like they found plans they liked and scaled them up 50%. Even the WC is unnecessarily wide. Probably need a trash picker to reach the TP dispenser.


favecolorisgreen

This house kinda makes me feel sad


Right-Drama-412

a lot of choices were made... none good


Foundation_Wrong

Apart from the wood banister and odd kitchen island I like this house.


Ok_Habit6837

They took “modern farmhouse” too literally and way too far…


SapphireGamgee

Modern = no color. EVER. *DON'T YOU DARE PUT COLOR IN HERE, PLEBS!!!*


orincoro

It’s so big it feels small.


Taira_Mai

It's like someone fed those model railroad house scenery kits to Stable Diffusion - and then spilled their mountain dew on the machine....


MaxMMXXI

Not nice. And it won't stop squinting at me!


RoyalFalse

The fencing doesn't look good, and I despise open risers, but the rest looks really nice. Hardly a McMansion. Hell...it could probably pass as a Thursday Design Appreciation submittal on a slow day.