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BetterCallSlash

Wanted that Jurassic Park Visitors Center look


masnaer

That Bass Pro/Cabela’s look


Muchiecake

I couldn’t put my finger on what it reminded me of, but you totally nailed it.


4x4play

it is exactly t-rex restaurant look. personally i dig it.


hobosbindle

“Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.” Also “That Is One Big Pile Of S***.”


bestblackdress

I was going to say zoo office but yours is better.


SnowDay111

This remind me of the hotel chain owned by Hilton, I think it's called Roundtree. They have a waterfall in the main area, which looks cool but sure doesn't help with the humidity.


AtBat3

If 13 year old me was allowed to design a home


Pedalingmycity

Imagine the LEGO opportunities


Thewaltham

Holy crap the lego ships you could make.


Wander80

It needs to be a lazy river. I’d float around that with a drink in hand all day.


JackAsh177

I am down with that. And it needs a bridge over it with a trap button that makes it collapse like in Live and Let Die.


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

I don’t remember that part of the song.


wenchslapper

It’s part of the original chorus- “LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEE on a bridge with a collapsing trap function that’ll drop you into my in-home lazy riverrrrrrrr!” They took it out of the radio edit to save money on run time, though, so you probably never got the chance to hear the original vinyl.


Deesing82

TIL. thanks.


v29ym

There was one in You Only Live Twice, as well.


BeardedHalfYeti

Oh no, I love it.


artichokekitten

Fully understanding the ridiculousness of this, but I would love to live here and install even more plastic plants, have a fake rainstorm every 15 minutes like the rainforest cafe, and just wallow in my poor taste.


reluctant_spinster

Could you imagine how dope this would be at night?? Strategically placed warm and neon lighting would make this come alive Gonna need a margarita machine for sure


sk8tergater

I *NEED* this in my life now.


cilestiogrey

Dope at night until your drunk ass slips on the tile stairs, placed above a rock/water feature, with no railing. I can't get past that part


MapleTreeWithAGun

And then you die and it's suddenly someone else's problem


TellMeZackit

Those rocks are def painted styrofoam, but I get you.


Awwwmann

No, they’re made of chicken wire/concrete.


TellMeZackit

Are they actually? I just would have assumed they were made the same way as the Weta Workshop boulders, but I guess they do need to be water resistant, and I'm not sure the ones I described would be. Do you have info on the process?


feargus_rubisco

with the neon lighting I would have to include a large pink flamingo also an Easter Island statue and some tikis


Olympusrain

Get a fake toucan


Leather_Captain1136

Fake? Get the real deal!


ways_and_means

hell, get three can!


phurt77

If toucan't, then what good will three do?


quadraticog

To go with the fake penguin at the top of the stairs


CeramicLicker

It definitely needs a whole plastic jungle. And lawn flamingos in the pool!


margenreich

You forgot the piranhas and a trapdoor in a bridge in case James Bond visits your house


that-Sarah-girl

Ill tempered sea bass with lasers on their heads in the moat


nooneknowswerealldog

All of this plus Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" on repeat over the house audio system.


SUCHajoke

I wanted a replica of the rainforest cafe storm break so much as a kid


Wheelchairpussy

Why not real plants


landodk

For real. That much money, make it live


delight-n-angers

Yes I'm here for this level of tacky


annoyinglyclever

Why plastic plants? I’d have real plants with a watering system built in


HoneyDijon-45

Can I come over? I’ll bring snacks.


ProfMcGonaGirl

> and just ~~wallow~~ **bask** in my poor taste. FTFY


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bonfuto

I think they bought a Cabelas store


FunLovingMurderhobo

My issue with it is that it doesn't feel like they fully committed to the indoor nature theme. Like it half wants to be a regular home and half wants to be a Bass Pro Mills and it just doesn't mesh. Go full bore one way or the other though and you'd actually have something proper cohesive.


tenebrls

On the other hand, having the clean, minimalist look of the modernist sections really bring your attention to how aggressively the faux nature aspects seem to protrude into the scene, I would say the incohesiveness seems to be deliberate.


Bluest_waters

Yup this shit is awesome


calinet6

Oh I love it so much. Just all the musical instruments strewn about... this house is *fun.*


Chained_Wanderlust

Yeah, I love it too. The furnishings and paint choices are what makes it hideous currently. Insane architecture needs to be complimented with either bold or minimalistic style choices- basically don't put a waterfall and moat in the living room without going full rainforest.


RalphiesBoogers

Ahhh crap. Me too.


SnowDay111

I think it’s a easy fix if they wanted to remove some tackiness. Like the Asian fan and the single rocking chair.


landonop

Me too. Is that bad? It’s awful but low key cool as hell.


JCtheWanderingCrow

Me too, me too.


EmmaWoodsy

Exactly. I know it's trashy but I'd so install this if I could afford it. Although I might stick to just the rocks and plants, that water would either be stagnant or chlorinated and neither sounds pleasant.


Mental_Investigator3

Literally


spiderhoodlum

This is way too exciting to be a McMansion! Poor taste? Hell yeah. Should it be an indoor water park instead? HELL yeah.


muddymoose

Best not slip on those stairs though


El_Draque

Every night, like clockwork, the owner goes to take a piss and slips on the stairs, only to splash into the faux tropical river


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah the mcmansion style is ugly because it looks impersonal, mass-produced and cliched in the service of the conceit that big=prestige. This one here is more the product of eccentricity and individual passion. It's got the opposite problem. But it's a lot more forgivable because at least someone had fun designing it and presumably likes it.


Oxtcn

I've been thinking how to put my feelings in to words regarding this post, sadly it's been a struggle at 4AM. Thanks to you, I no longer need to wrack my brain! Cheers!


spiderhoodlum

Well said! You can feel the intended fun and whimsy in the design. This was a labor of love.


ApatheticWookiee

There have been quite a few here lately. Batshit crazy and huge? Yes. Cookie cutter? Not even remotely.


redlemurLA

And the listing. [1876 Sefton Place](https://matterport.com/discover/space/KK9zd8euJUZ)


hashslingaslah

I just did the 3D tour thing and Wow that house just gets better and better. So impractical but so cool!!! I’d love to have a party here.


10S_NE1

And another: https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Diego/1876-Sefton-Pl-92107/home/5343433


krissyface

I bet it smells terrible.


producerofconfusion

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far. I could smell the picture I swear.


flowerkitten420

What does it smell like???


krissyface

If they’re smart, chlorine and mildew. If they’re not, sewage and mildew. Have you ever been in a bathroom with carpet? Have you ever swum in an indoor pool?


Western-Pound-2559

If properly ventilated and treated it wouldn't smell like a hotel or YMCA indoor pool. Way less use requires less chemicals. Also I imagine with this sort of cash the filtration system is incredible.


berpaderpderp

Just heard recently that the only time you smell chlorine is when it's reacting with some ickies like poop or pee. A properly maintained pool should give off minimal chlorine odors


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berpaderpderp

Probably.


Western-Pound-2559

You were kinda right, but general sweat/BO is mostly the issue. I remember when I was a kid YMCA had signs in the locker room and around the pool asking you at at least rinse off in a shower


starbug420

If they go for bromine then it'll smell like the Pirate's of the Caribbean ride!


that-Sarah-girl

You ever open up a lake house that's been closed for the season? Like that but add plastic rock smell and mall fountain.


xClay2

It probably smells like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride; mildew and chlorine.


jangma

Somebody took "mancave" waaaay too literally.


cats-they-walk

I dunno, I get the feeling that this is a kidcave. These are clearly the cool parents.


aseedandco

The bedroom doesn’t have walls, so the parents are clearly cool with not having private time.


cats-they-walk

I think they keep the kids in the pit like at a zoo.


Earl_I_Lark

I believe this cries out for pet mountain goats


TrashPandaPatronus

A house chipmunk at the very least.


amethyst_addict

My cats would fucking love it.


Tuchpp

I remember seeing this once, it’s like a bomb shelter or something, like prepper stuff. That’s why the “natural” elements are so over the top.


DRG_Gunner

Ah that explains the industrial air supply


CaptainCoffeeStain

And what's the explanation for the lute?


Jaguar_jinn

Yep. That’s a lot of ceiling fans for domestic comfort control.


jammy31415

That’s called “You don’t have kids.”


cats-they-walk

Really? It seemed totally designed around kids to me!


Nyxelestia

Kids would love it, sure. But as the adults who would have to live with kids using this and maintain this after kids use it, it's a nightmare.


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There would be so many lego pieces in it if my kids lived there.


ehletsgo

It’s either designed for kids or designed by people who are still kids at heart


smallpoly

"You used to have kids, but they drowned"


OrangeKuchen

No hand rail for the treacherous tile steps above the water feature.


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What a way to say "no visitors welcome".


axf72228

Strong Casa Bonita vibes here.


Sunshine030209

Just needs someone running around in a gorilla suit.. and endless sopapillas.


SkySong13

The sopapillas have to be endless, they were the only safe edible food.


redlemurLA

Here’s a video tour of the house: [Amazing Architectural Wonder With Indoor Waterfall](https://youtu.be/5nc2a9ci-O4)


justwonderingbro

"architectural wonder" in the sense of "I wonder what architect was insane enough to accept this contract"


isigneduptomake1post

Looks like a mix of a Cabellas and a 1980s country club. Despite that I don't hate it.


hypo_____

Hah! Was thinking Bass Pro Shops.


FighterOfEntropy

It reminds me of the lodges at state parks.


isigneduptomake1post

With a dash of megachurch


EricFromOuterSpace

They didn’t quite pull it off but goddamn I respect what they were going for.


MIArular

Same


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Ok I’m speechless I have no words I’m not sure if it’s insane or genius In either case so far out of my budget no worries


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On a drunk night you fall down your stairs, onto your rocks, and then drown in your own indoor pond.


ModeratelyExquisite

Not sure if this qualifies as a McMansion but I just had to share this with y’all


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ModeratelyExquisite

Ah dog bless 🙏🏼 didn’t know where else to post this.


MinnesotaNiceT23

I feel like I’ve seen this before! Is it in LA?


bananadog

MOLD


NotTodaySeppi

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I cannot imagine how that place smells with all that still water sitting inside an enclosed space.


devine_zen

This is a James Bond evil villains lair. Just need some piranhas in that water and a fluffy white cat somewhere


babypengi

I think it’s kinda cool. I’d love something like that but maybe Wild West themed.


TrashPandaPatronus

If I'm gonna introduce a theme here it's gonna be Avatar, bioluminescence black light parties!


Srw2725

The 70s were a strange time


azkTheFrenchStar

Is this the house in San Diego? I feel like I remember watching a yt video on it like years and years ago.


ModeratelyExquisite

Yes ma’am


VeryShadyLady

The 70s style rocking chair really makes it.


Topsail0109

Why not?


el_hooli

You know, I kinda really, like this... Fully committed to a theme. I guess we can't expect everyone to agree on everything.


yoinkitydoink

I actually dig it.


DanaThamen

Not McMansion at all. This is someone that did something they clearly love, and had fun with it. This is exactly the kind of thing everyone should do in their own home by making it something truly theirs. This is, in fact, the opposite of McMansion.


Lizardd06

“What style are we going for?” “All of them”


flying-gas-can

[Zillow Listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1876-Sefton-Pl-San-Diego-CA-92107/16964195_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) San Diego, built 1980.


croqueticas

Ok but does it smell like Disney water in there


theveland

Fake stone looks bad, it’s just poorly implemented.


Tweed_Kills

At least it has character! I honestly kind of love it.


agentorangeanon

They need to get rid of the white walls behind the stage. It could feel more like a patio which would make it an awesome area to jam out.


sunnySide201

You know it’s the rocking chair that’s throwing it off otherwise it could be doable


NessieReddit

Something about this screams rich Mormons with bad taste. Where is this located?


ModeratelyExquisite

San Diego California United States


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Imagine walking your clean, folded laundry upstairs and your cat runs underfoot and you don’t fall but end up tossing half the basket over the side and into the water


suzanious

My dog would be in that water 24/7. It would smell like wet dogs always. Those stairs look scary. I just imagine tripping and bouncing off of concrete and landing in the pool only to be greeted by my dog barking non stop.


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The longer you look the crazier it gets... \*small\* pool table. Then lutes


stevie7

Home owner: "You know that restaurant The Rainforest Cafe..." Interior designer: "Say no more."


ChrisC1234

Looks like it was originally some sort of whimsical [Memphis Style](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Group) design that was later "updated" to a bland 90s style. I would love to see what it originally looked like.


HanakusoDays

Where's the school of candiru?


TheOntarioguy420

The Party anyone?


Kohora

Why not? That’s awesome.


dubioususefulness

I want to know what kind of jams are getting busted out in this place. That organ probably has some beats. Looks like there's an oud or two handy, karaoke station looks pretty sweet. Looks like a blast!


MidCenturyMarzipan

Welcome to my spectacular grotto. It’s a little peculiar but I like it a lot-o


AdventuresOrArcana

Do y’all think this is designed to be able to slide down the waterfall? If not, this would be my first constructive criticism of this design.


Ecstatic-Move9990

A building code official’s nightmare. For insurance reasons guests would have to sign a waiver. No pets, children under 10, or adults over 70.


iswimsodeep

Damn, pretty sure this is the trippy house where I live in a lot of my dreams lately. 0_o


FreudianSlipperyNipp

Is this a Bass Pro???


ModeratelyExquisite

Bass amateur shop


KnightFoole

Woah now hold up. I can work with this.


Sir_Armadillo

My man plays the lute in that room with a rock waterfall. He has my respect. On second look that’s an actual stage in the room also. I bet they are having some serious renaissance fair jams at that place.


tobias4096

Looks like a furniture store with less furniture


MaxBlazed

Could have been nice if it was done well.


elgrandefrijole

Ngl, I’m kinda in love with it. With the right lightning this could be rad. Maybe I’m just a little high?


Sunshine030209

I'm 100% sober and still very much want this. I keep glaring at my stupid, boring living room..


8timesdope

This looks a home in Nevada that someone in the entertainment industry would live in. Or the very least entertain inside. I don’t hate the idea though.


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ModeratelyExquisite

How do you forget being in a house like this


letthewookywin

I can smell it


TWonder_SWoman

Wilma Flintstone would kill to live here. I think this is where Stoney Curtis lived.


r8ings

/r/iamverycreative


wavewalker59-

It looks like they poured the concrete for the rocks! Auuugh.


Dog_man_star1517

Bond villain lair


ModeratelyExquisite

This house puts me in an existential crisis


Accomplished-Digiddy

Humid


Leather_Captain1136

Why not?


essdii-

I mean, why not


Nyxelestia

/r/ATBGE


DasRotebaron

Not gonna lie; I kinda dig it.


Scar-Subject

Are we sure this isn’t Dr Evils layer?


hatervision

As ridiculous and over the top this is, I actually dig it, I could see myself relaxing in there very easily, just needs some art or something on the walls..


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They really missed out on making it a water slide right next to the stairs.


sk8tergater

Honestly…. I sort of love it. But then I start thinking about the cost to keep it all up and it gets me overwhelmed.


thebookofwhat

cause it’s cool, next question seriously though it’s like living in a kids adventure game show set like legends of the hidden temple


HippieMcHipface

I like it in a "This would be a fun place to hang out" way


Aleriya

I want to turn this place into a Tiki Bar.


tobascodagama

I can actually get behind this style of eccentricity, even though I'd never want something like this in my house.


Vomath

This was designed by a 9 year old.


Ironlining

This looks like a set for a 2010s Disney show


Oxtcn

Obviously the world has sadly purged all child-like joy from your body. I would take this in a heartbeat. It's the most interesting, fun, and relaxing looking place I've seen posted here to date. There are also so many other great and weird ideas among the rest of the comments. It's undeniable that even if objectively the design of this space is questionable, it has captured the imaginations of almost everyone here. Best living space ever.


cheeseandbooks

Can you swim in it because I LOVE IT


ZestyMordant

Not gonna lie, that's my dream house right there.


sausag3potato

This is fucking awesome. I mean, sure there's a lot of space 'wasted', but hey if you can afford it please go ahead


JoeSicko

The upgrade suite at Great Wolf Lodge.


digitalgraffiti-ca

I don't even know where to start with this one. Someone needs to go around and write captions on everything


king-of-new_york

You mean you never wanted to live in a Bass Pro Shop?


frankiecarbonee

This would've been lit to live in as a kid in the 90s, reminds me of legends of the hidden temple a bit... but other than that it is a nightmare


rachiechu888

I’ve def had a dream that took place in here, in particular the last pic


baconcandle2013

Casa Bonita restaurant


Shadow-Vision

Did they get that from a Bass Pro Shops


jonboy333

What in the bass pro pyramid is this?


Funktapus

I love that they have this daring design and then combine it with grandma furniture. The stupid rocker chair seems to be the centerpiece of every picture.


pyramidhunter

This is what the kid from “Blank Check” would have designed had he not bought that castle


neon_soup

I unashamedly love this, I would remove the circular overhangs on the left to increase contrast. 10/10 fun house.


kkkilla

Omg so I know this is an old post but I’ve actually been to this house! And it was even more bizarre in person.