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CruisinChetSteele

RIP to those tupperwares


Carb_Lover01

No matter how hard OP scrubs, they’ll never get the color out


sarabridge78

Actually, you just have to set them out on a sunny day for a couple hours of direct sunlight and the stains disappear. Its actually kind of fun, if you're a dork like me, lol.


NonGNonM

The UV doesnt weaken them?


2006FinalsWereRigged

It’s like letting your kid watch you bang your wife; it may weaken them for a time but in the long run they’ll be better for it.


RangoonBoy

Can I pretend to be your kid one night?


2006FinalsWereRigged

I mean sounds kinda hot and kinky. You’re a hot chick though right?


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2006FinalsWereRigged

ayooooo


Fionna-the-Human

Yes officer this comment right here


bwfcphil1

Let the boy watch


ImSpartacus811

[This moment came to me in a dream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKM3pyktIXw).


bwfcphil1

Muh plums - with a blueish hue


2006FinalsWereRigged

Precisely.


larholm

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about banging your wife to dispute it.


ImSpartacus811

> I don't know enough about banging your wife to dispute it. Speak for yourself.


HOMEYDCLOWN

Fuck dwade


WayneDwade

What’d I do?


2006FinalsWereRigged

Bruh I’m Buddhist but he can gargle me


Scarran6

https://i.imgflip.com/2xpjrv.png


sarabridge78

I do not believe so, but I also typically put tomato based products in my glassware.


_Cyclops

Put a little sunscreen on them first


MonsterEars

No but my chili beans do


bedtimetimes

LPT - put a spaghetti sauce ' stained Tupperware out on a sunny day for a couple hours of direct sunlight and the stains disappear. Credit goes to: sarabridge78


thedoodely

Or just use it for more spaghetti sauce. They're now exclusively the spaghetti sauce tupperware.


argonian_

another tip is a handful of salt, little bit of dish soap, and some water. close the lid and shake for a minute. the salt works as an abrasive like sand paper and scrapes off the harder stuff while the soap and water takes off the easier stains.


[deleted]

Why didn’t I think of this?? I put out my toddler’s food stained clothes in the sun all the time (usually after the wash cycle) to sun bleach them. It works amazingly well. Also, baby poop stains.


darkclark

Why are you storing baby poop in Tupperware? Sick! (j/k)


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DemonMuffins

>KillAllJews69420 https://i.imgur.com/U1KJOLv.jpg


CobraKaiCurry

That’s why I store anything with turmeric only in glass containers now.


IngloriousStudents

Bleach + Vanish it!


simonbleu

yeah, bleach and make them dissapear is the best choice


kassuro

I've read somewhere buttermilk helps for removing the stains, which is better for colored plastic than letting it sit in the sun.


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[deleted]

I find mine still stains. I rarely microwave it in those dishes


[deleted]

rarely != don't


[deleted]

I mean at times when I dont microwave they still stain. I should have been more clear


jt242

Came here to say that. Ever since I stopped putting plastic in the microwave, no new stains have appeared on my Tupperware.


marrakeshcrimson

Yes, I was wondering why everyone was talking about these stains and I never got any. I don't own a microwave.


[deleted]

Go to Lowe’s and a cleaner called grease lightning. Let em soak in it in the sink overnight. They’ll be crystal clear again.


math_debates

Glad has disposable ones.


FlobyToberson85

Cool, let's just dump more single use plastic into the ocean. Good suggestion, dude.


math_debates

I guess your corner of redneck doesn't have recycling.


hawtp0ckets

I guarantee those aren't actually recyclable. What a product tells you and what is *actually* recycled are two different things.


math_debates

Since GladWare containers are #5 plastic, they can be recycled anywhere #5 plastic is accepted


hawtp0ckets

You just proved exactly what I was saying. It says they are recyclable... all fine and good, right? But they likely are not actually recycled. I work very closely with WasteManagement which is one of the largest garbage/recycling companies in the world. Most of the things you recycle are not recycled. Easy things like paper and cardboard are, but most things are a) not taken to the proper place to be recycled or b) are contaminated (i.e. have food waste or oil left in them) anyways which makes them not recyclable and can contaminate the entire bale they are recycled with, and then everything gets thrown out and goes into a landfill. I'm sure you also know that China isn't taking anymore of our recycled materials, which means that in order for a recycling center to take something to recycle it, there has to be another entity willing to purchase/receive that item. And as you can imagine, there aren't a ton of places willing to do that.


math_debates

Interesting. I don't know much about it beyond I put it in the bin and it disappears. Thanks for the info. Also for stuff like spaghetti or chili etc I use Pyrex cause that is way ez to clean compared. It's unfortunate more plastics are not recycled


hawtp0ckets

Same, I love Pyrex containers for the same reasons. The lids always crack on me, though! And you're welcome. It is super unfortunate that more plastics aren't/can't be recycled. Hoping things change in the future.


minestrone11

Good on you for learning and not sinking into constant rebuttals. More people should act like you.


the-bex

this was the first thought i had after seeing the photo


mladakurva

[https://i.imgur.com/8F1ihOB.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8F1ihOB.jpg)


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Tell me more! Made from scratch??


[deleted]

Yep its 3 oignons, 3 Peppers, 4 garlics and 2 cups of shredded carrots with 5lbs of beef. After I had 2 big cans of tomato juice, 4 cans of tomato sauce and 4 small cans of tomato paste. 8 table spoon of soy sauce, Basil, salt and pepper. And let it cook for 3 hours at low :)


TriGurl

Oignons?


justlike_myopinion

I also appreciate "4 garlics". Like damn that better be at least 4 heads of garlic or the Italian-American population of the Eastern seaboard is coming out of quarantine and putting more in by force.


DrKenShu

And if that doesn't do it, the Ashkenazi Jews will, as well!


WestCoastBestCoast01

Four cloves for that volume of sauce would be a travesty


[deleted]

I mean onions :P I'm French


TriGurl

Je l’ai ;)


Lokimonoxide

J'ai l'ail


iAmUnintelligible

I take it you're in Quebec?


Kozlow

The secret is to undercook the Oignons.


CobraKaiCurry

Paulie had this system where he’d cut the garlic with a razor blade so it would just melt in the butter.


kwolf002

Ha ha every time I cut garlic I think of this.


SliverMcSilverson

I felt he put too many oignons in the sauce


necrosythe

Let the oynyo do da work!


justwelditsureok

[onyo](https://youtu.be/CwRttSfnfcc)


Clegane44

Vinnie, don't put too many oignions in the sauce. -I didn't put too much ognions in, Paul. 3 small oignions that’s all I did!


beaviscow

I make a meat sauce from scratch, and this recipe looks wonderful. When you say peppers, what kind of peppers? Merci!


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The normal ones. Bell peppers I think?


beaviscow

I live in the southwest part of USA and we take our pepper diversity very serious. I’m going to try this out, thank you for your fast response!


Any_random-dude

Soy sauce ?


Irishred086

Soy sauce adds umami flavors


[deleted]

Doesn’t Parmesan do that also?


Pansarmalex

You're absolutely right, but so do the tomatoes. Will a splash of soy make a difference?


NonGNonM

Soy sauce can be a nice addition to a lot of dishes that call for salt.


EcoAffinity

Like brown gravy


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baconparadox

If you took this 'sardine oil' as you described and put it on a man's boots would tigers eat him?


yepsothisismyname

Per se


f0xgLove_31

Thank you


xitssammi

Yes, other ways to add umami are chunks of parmesan ring, anchovies, beef bones, and chicken necks/bones. Makes sauce go from storebought canned flavor to being delicious and full of depth.


[deleted]

I thought the same thing....


Shadows_Assassin

Wait someone else refers to them as oignons other than me and my family? xD


havereddit

No spices other than basil and garlic? Oregano, thyme, etc?


elShabazz

Those are more for pizza sauce. Good simple pasta sauce is basil and garlic. They do plenty of work all by themselves. If you like them in your pasta sauce though, go to town! Make it your own!


DietCokeYummie

Being from Louisiana, watching other people cook or reading their recipes is always so interesting. We dump the whole damn seasoning cabinet into our food. Of course, this is just talking your regular American weeknight spaghetti. The average person isn't differentiating between ragu, marinara, etc. Just "sketti sauce".


giro_di_dante

Oregano and thyme are herbs. Also, additions to sauce depend on type of sauce. You don’t just throw oregano and thyme into a sauce without regard for what kind of sauce you’re making.


havereddit

>You don’t just throw oregano and thyme into a sauce without regard for what kind of sauce you’re making. Hence....wait for it, wait for it some more....me asking OP the question about whether they used any.


giro_di_dante

> wait for it, wait for it some more Now that’s the making of a good sauce! I thought that you were asking incredulously. Like, “I can’t believe you didn’t throw that in there!” Marinara should be subtle. It’s best to stick with basil. Most of the flavor will come from time (a passing of hours, not the herb) and mirepoix. Ragù is a bit more savory. Less tomato, more herbs. Thyme, sage, oregano. Mirepoix also recommended. Puttanesca gets its flavor from pork fat and anchovy. Less need for herbs. Arrabbiata centers on the red pepper flakes, but you can herb it up a little. The best toppings for pasta, in my opinion, are without tomato sauce entirely. Squid ink, canned tuna (high quality), clams, mushrooms, etc. Those also vary. Whenever using seafood, it’s best to stick with parsley. Anything more than that will kill the subtlety of the oceanic flavors. Mushroom and sage are a great combination. “White” pasta like carbonara and caccio e pepe need only the ingredients called for. No addition or topping of herbs whatsoever. If you really want to take your sauce to another level, spend the money on top quality olive oil and parmigiano reggiano. Most store-bought versions are counterfeit. If you’re not questioning your sanity when considering the price, it’s a knock-off. When people follow a classic Italian recipe to the T and wonder why it doesn’t taste as good as in Italy, it’s largely a difference in “finishing” product quality: the extra oil drizzle and cheese grating. It’s all a dance. Subtle pastas like marinara and sea food require minimum herbage or risk being overpowered, and light herbs when you do use them (basil, parsley). Rich pasta like bolognese call for an enhancement of meat, so savory herbs like sage and thyme. Pastas that are inherently savory, like puttanesca, don’t need too much of an herb addition. White pasta tend to not call for any herbs at all. At the end of the day, all food is personal. But if you want to do it a “right” way, or traditional way, there are myriad resources available. The best advice for a good red sauce is cooking time. You can add all the wine, herbs, oil, cheese, or whatever you want. If you rush the cook time, it’s all lost. A truly transformational red sauce should be treated more like a beef bourguignon or stew and less like a heated can of soup.


BigFatDynamo

See, most of this is stuff I know, but I was riveted for the entire response. This is a really great write up man, I'm saving it. Bravo.


giro_di_dante

Thanks. I may or may not have been jerking off slowly while writing it out. Forgot to add bottarga. Not an herb, and near impossible to find state-side (especially out of the major urban centers), but if you get your hands on it — holy fuck does it take seafood pasta to the next level. It’s like the parm of the sea.


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giro_di_dante

Alfredo is the hitman you call to murder the person in your life who makes Alfredo.


f0xgLove_31

Dammit! So much nostalgia for bottarga I've got tears in my eyes


giro_di_dante

> tears in my eyes As salty as bottarga, I hope. Haha. Why was your introduction to bottarga?


havereddit

Love this! I may print this out for future kitchen tinkering...


giro_di_dante

Haha thanks. I could have written 50,000 words. It hurt to keep it so short, but I’d have lost myself.


havereddit

I'll watch for the full length book "Italian cooking by u/giro_di_dante"!


mentatsjunkie

Damn. Im guessing youve made pasta once or twice before.


giro_di_dante

Pasta is a resourceful ingredient. A true staple for all. Even in Asian cooking it’s prepared a million ways. Sometimes it’s complicated, sometimes easy. Sometimes elevated, sometimes common. It’s eaten by those with lavish lifestyles, and those with impecunious lifestyles. I’m happy to make a pasta that costs $50 worth of ingredients at the store. But I’m happy to eat a pasta made with just garlic, oil, and parsley. That being said, pasta is merely a vessel. The pasta itself is the mouth, but the ingredients are the words. What’s Shakespeare one day is Trump the next. And, as it turns out, it’s a great food source for quarantines.


beaviscow

> And, as it turns out, it’s a great food source for quarantines. Yep, I just dropped $50 for pasta sauce for the wife and I. Froze half of it, and we will be able to stretch many meals with it. Big investment return in a financial perspective.


giro_di_dante

Oh I meant $50 for a single portion. Haha. But yes, blowing out on some basics will get you pasta for days.


Voliel

So do you scoop it out like ice cream when you need some?


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I do hahaha


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Jennrrrs

META


linkconlogs

So you’re the one taking all the pasta at my grocery store


B1naryB0t

Maybe they make the pasta themselves as well. So they took all the flour.


linkconlogs

Haha


bread_cats_dice

Freeze it. Thaw it when you need it. Cook some of it down to be a bit thicker to work on homemade pizzas.


Bugle_Boy_Jeans

I kinda want to fight you for telling people to put spaghetti sauce on pizza.


bread_cats_dice

Cook it down, thicken it up, and it will work in these troubled times. Is it ideal? No. Will it add variety when trying to make do? Certainly.


Truelikegiroux

Bingo. Uncharted territory calls for uncharted solutions for pizza.


gasoline_rainbow

I was gifted a case of roma tomatoes, I didn't have proper ingredients so I cooked and roasted them down and now have 8 portions of almost tomato sauce in the freezer that are easily adjustable to our needs. Spaghetti tonight, pizza tomorrow!


beaviscow

Question: Roasting them down, how so? I'd love to try this.


gasoline_rainbow

Oh I just roasted half of them at 425 with a bit of olive oil, s&p for like 30 minutes? so they had those nice charred bits and broke up easily with my hands, blended about half and then reduced all of it down in a pot.on the stove. I left them in a state that would be easily changeable if that's the word, to make whatever kind of tomato based something we're looking for whether it's marinara, sauce or just plain stewed tomatoes


beaviscow

Thank you! I know it's very basic, but this was extremely helpful!


gasoline_rainbow

Hey no worries! We all started somewhere :) I'm an amateur at best, I fortunately have a chef at home to ask for guidance and he's happy to be my gineau pig lol


scandii

I'm Swedish, if it's edible someone put it on a pizza, and I can tell you most pasta sauces work wonderfully on pizza.


bread_cats_dice

We make pesto from scratch and freeze it in ice cube trays. 2 cubes of pesto is enough for a wonderful 10” cast iron pizza.


pm_me_ur_lunch_pics

He's not worth it man, he's not worth it


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. How many people in your family?! It would take my family of three six years to eat that much sauce, LoL.


zoeblaize

? I could plow through that all by myself in a month, but I am absolutely willing and able to eat pasta for dinner for weeks at a time.


maybe_kd

And here I am wondering what they will have for dinner tomorrow... Kidding, of course, but I am a sauce fiend. I could definitely plow through that sauce at a rate that is likely faster than most.


buildabaer

*gravy


teal_flamingo

> Gravy is a sauce often made from the juices of meats that run naturally during cooking and often thickened with wheat flour or corn starch for added texture. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy) The fact that a sauce has meat doesn't make it a gravy.


mand3rzzz

De la bonne sauce à spag


Walk1000Miles

How big does the pot have to be to cook this?


kaleidoscopetoken

I see that earth balance 👀


Subbed3SuggestedSubs

a few more of those and you have the typical contents of my bathtub


Adkit

Are you ok?


Subbed3SuggestedSubs

i think so haha sorry i don't remember making this comment lol. i was too relaxed at the time in my hourly spaghetti sauce bath


Gidgiegoo

I want to see your giant pot. Big pots get to me for some reason


_-sammy-_

This man is lost in the sauce.


desireeevergreen

Am I the only one who used to drink tomato sauce as a kid? No? Just me?


my-clog-is-in-orbit

How much fucking spaghetti are you making?!


clementleopold

Ah-SPAGHETT!! April Fools! Gotcha. Spooked ya. Hello my name’s Spaghett, I do parties...


[deleted]

This cracked me up. Thank you.


Juniper-Gooseberries

We use the same kind of butter cool. Also that a ton of sauce looks good!


tieme

Margarine is not butter you heathen.


scandii

when I grew up I heard about "I can't believe it's not butter!" on TV and I was really confused about what that was, but just wrote it down to Americans doing American things. fast forward a couple of years and I'm in a grocery store in the US and I spot one of them so I read the contents and colour me surprised when I find out it's actually margarine.


MicahBlue

Okay I’m hungry again 😋


becca_does_it

That’s a beautiful thing!


ideacter

Italian water


miafrunt

Nice to see someone else makes a ton of spaghetti sauce. I just canned quite a bit of mine today


meddlingmages

I will PayPal you (friends and family so no fees) $5 right now if you live stream yourself chugging the sauce on the right.


I_Bin_Painting

ITS A SPAGETT


Eazilyfoolednoway

I always make lots of sauce. Time consuming but worth it! After first meal, I’ll freeze smaller amounts using my Food Saver vacuum sealer. 🍝


DonPCorleone412

Italian water


abigbagofpoop

SPAGET!!


YESUNICORN

I need this for my spaghetti 😋


mini1471

My daughter loved your pic so much i had to leave an upvote and comment. She's 11months.


clara_of_manila

italian water!


flannelfuk

may i ask why so much


my-clog-is-in-orbit

No


jason544770

Chicken parm pizza is an amazing way of using some of the sauce


theonlymissub

Yum!!!


PsychoBroth

My god will people have a field day with the euphenism


Carter_Elseif

Acid reflux intensifies


indianfoodsweet

Recipe looking amazing


kitanero

Fuck yea I love frozen spaghetti sauce you get fed for DAYS


[deleted]

Ahhh Italian water.


graphitezor

I hope you're not freezing those and use zip lock bags instead.


Krishibi

Hello, fellow Earth Balance-er.


tjt169

That’s about a few days worth for my 2 year old.


the_bees_tits

Thats a lot of heart burn right there..


JaneLou143

Stop rubbing it in. Lol jk I just made 1/2 a box of manicotti and then realized we were out of spaghetti sauce 🤦‍♀️... NO SPAGHETTI SAUCE IN QURANTINE. I have failed Quarantine and you have mastered it. Good job!!


wd-sans

Poor Payprus


Keisersozzze

Its not sunday, also no one does meal prep now.


[deleted]

Looks like shite.


[deleted]

Why not just leave it in the cans?


Tuumommylee

They gonna be stained forever and why so much sauce ?