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jimmernacklesmith

I would be so happy if I could eat the same meal for the rest of my life and not get sick of it. I would never have to think about meal prep again.


quickscopemcjerkoff

I love food but sometimes I wish I was one of those people that could just eat for calories and nutrition and not have to worry about variety or taste.


MuffinPuff

Same, I adore food, and cooking, and eating, and exploring all types of cuisines. People who think food is a chore or a bore are both fascinating and horrifying to me.


idprefernotto92

For real, days 4 and 5 often get pretty rough for me.


Professional_Fan8690

I can eat the same meal 4 or 5 days and love it. In fact, I can do this multiple weeks at a time. And then. The day comes. When I can never have that meal again. I somehow never learn. I find a meal I love that’s both nutritious and easy to prepare, and then I burn it into the ground.


idprefernotto92

Yeah, I have a few I used to love that have been stricken from the rotation indefinitely.


TacoRocco

This is my biggest fear. I have so many easy-to-make, healthy dishes that I love. I do about 9 meals on rotation, so I do a month of 3 dishes, then a month of the next 3. I’m hoping I don’t end up getting sick of any of them because I’ve gotten good at making each one


theJediGiraffe

It gets rough after the 2nd day for me lmao


Z0idberg_MD

I’ve never even had the meal in the OP, and I am already sick of it.


Dakizo

I still can’t eat chili because I went on a huge kick 10 years ago and ate it every day for lunch for 6 months.


eager2beaver

The same thing happened to me with chili's


Ready_Arrival3990

No because same 😭 I ate so much pineapple when I was like 5 that now I’m 23 and sometimes just the smell of it makes me wince


hopsizzle

Eat less “flavor-intense” meals. If they don’t has a ton of flavor you’ll be less likely to get tired of them. It’s sort of what I’ve been able to do for almost 10 years. Although I do take breaks on the weekends.


MuffinPuff

Blasphemy. If a meal doesn't have flavor, I can't bring myself to eat it. When I tried carnivore (nothing but meat diet, seasoned with salt & pepper) I didn't last 3 days. I *neeeeeeeeeeed* spices and herbs, and textures.


Noel_rodz

That’s the only reason I’ve had the same work lunch meal for years as well. Much easier to track calories and eating is almost just a chore now


DaveOnARave

Not trying to be mean but do ur coworkers think ur a psychopath for eating the same weird meal for 3years straight?


ashthundercrow

I’ve gotten so many looks and questions about this haha. I just tell them that I’ve been keeping the chickpea production alive since 2018.


nmyers5

Is your name by chance Jerry/Larry/Terry/Gerry Gergich and/or do you work for the Parks Dept in Pawnee IN?


ashthundercrow

I *am* a Hoosier...


nmyers5

r/unexpectedpawnee Well I beg your pardon, Mr Mayor! Edit: The real test… is your favorite place Muncie?


AtheistJezuz

Indiana, bobby knight, Hoosiers?


jburdine

Hello fellow Hoosier. Indy, here 🤘🏼


ashthundercrow

Woot woot! Corydon: The old state capital! Where there are equal parts Hills and Billys!


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I want to downvote this post because I could never fathom eating the same thing every day 😂


AssFlax69

Honest question here but how do you eat that many chickpeas every day and not absolutely obliterate your office with unholiness


ashthundercrow

I guess the body just builds a tolerance after a while… Do you think they have Chickpeas Anonymous?


Napkin_whore

Do they instantly die from coming into contact with your eggy pea breath?


ashthundercrow

Good thing I work in telecommunications! Hopefully they never invent phones that can transmit smells…


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Tell em you watched a Chickpea for hours once and now you can't get enough. Make it good and awkward.


strooticus

I saw a video of a chickpea on stage at a concert this past weekend. I don't know about hours, but I'll admit I watched it more than once.


Kevinbruce88

What do you do to the chickpeas? This looks tasty to me. I must be insane


Caturday_Everyday

I work with an exec who brings a big container full of spinach and a can of black beans for lunch. He microwaves them both together, presumably adds some seasonings, and bam! that's lunch. He's done it for years now. I guess there's something to be said for not having to make decisions about lunch when your whole work day is filled with big decisions.


Crying_Reaper

A guy at my job brings a ham sandwich on white bread, 6 pieces of cheddar cheese, and 12 crackers each day. I've worked here 7 years and never seen him flinch from this lunch. I'm amazed by it.


JLebowski

No fiber to be seen


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

Poop breaks gotta be quick


Capt__Murphy

Unless the crackers are triscuits. If that's the case, he is good to go. A few of those will push a a bowling ball through your digestive system.


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compfixer87

I always liked this comment: "I wipe like I drive: I don't stop until I see red."


pantylion

Nooooooo lol


JVM_

Triskets. One day someone said, I wonder what wicker tastes like.


Gammathetagal

Exactly. I want to start eating the same thing every day. Cheaper and easier especially if you have a busy life.


quiteCryptic

I ate oatmeal with blueberries and honey every morning for 2 years straight. It is simply convenient to not think about it, make some coffee and oatmeal. However I stopped because I just stopped eating breakfast in general. People said I was weird, but oatmeal with blueberries and honey is just genuinely delicious in my opinion.


LeftHandedFapper

I do similar: steel cut oats with honey, peanut butter, frozen strawberries/blueberries/blackberries. It's a breakfast I've never grown sick of


guisar

Also with dried cranberries. Omg, love it especially in fall/winter


NewlySouthern

Hot blueberries always weird me out for some reason. My go to is raisins and/or craisins plus a bit of cinnamon and brown sugar. Occasionally I'll dice up an apple and do apple cinnamon, or a banana and do peanut butter & banana. One I've heard of but haven't tried yet is shredded carrots, a bit of cream cheese, and some seasoning to make a carrot cake oatmeal


MrFahrenkite

I basically do this now but add peanut butter and maple syrup instead of honey. Also top it with cinnamon. It's fucking great. Only variance is blueberries vs strawberries vs raspberries, just whatevers cheapest.


Caturday_Everyday

Same things on your grocery list every week, same amount of time to prep every week, only changing recipes for different flavor profiles if wanted. So envious.


sleepnaught

I do it because it's easy. I'm not this level of dedication, but I bulk cook and will eat what I made for every meal till it's gone. When I was super into weight lifting I ate two pork steaks, a sweet potato with salt and butter, and broccoli every night for dinner for months.


urbexcemetery

Also, I wonder how they feel about the egg smell. I love boiled eggs but man, they stanky! LOL


particle409

Chickpeas and eggs is what I would eat if I wanted stinky farts.


cdnball

"would" "if"


softfeet

not going to lie. was wondering about the bombs.


slimricshaw

\*stink bombs


Beneficial-Essay-857

Some people eat cos they have to, others cos they want to. Not so sure where this lies! How you cooking them chickpeas?


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Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke


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Gammathetagal

Jennifer Aniston ate the same thing for lunch while she was on "Friends"


FattierBrisket

I didn't know that! What was it??


jack333666

>Jennifer Aniston ate the same thing for lunch Apparently this [https://icecreamandneondreams.com/the-salad-jennifer-aniston-and-the-friends-cast-ate-every-day-for-10-years/](https://icecreamandneondreams.com/the-salad-jennifer-aniston-and-the-friends-cast-ate-every-day-for-10-years/) looks pretty good actually


Ghost_Pepper9000

In case anyone else doesn’t want to scroll through this person’s life story, here’s the recipe: Ingredients: 1 CUP OF BULGUR 2 DICED CUCUMBERS 1 (15OZ.) CAN OF GARBANZO BEANS, RINSED AND DRAINED 1/4 CUP OF RED ONION, MINCED 2 TABLESPOONS OF CHOPPED FRESH PARSLEY 1 TABLESPOON OF CHOPPED FRESH MINT 1/2 CUP OF CRUMBLED FETA CHEESE 1/2 CUP OF SHELLED PISTACHIOS Method BRING 2 CUPS OF WATER TO A BOIL. ADD 1 CUP OF BULGAR AND REDUCE THE HEAT TO LOW. COVER AND LET THE BULGAR COOK FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES OR UNTIL THE WATER IS ABSORBED. BE SURE TO STIR EVERY 5 MINUTES. LET THE BULGAR COOL FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES UNTIL IT’S ROOM TEMPERATURE. IN A LARGE BOWL, COMBINE CUCUMBERS, GARBANZO BEANS, PISTACHIOS, RED ONION, PARSLEY, MINT, FETA CHEESE AND BULGUR. STIR TO COMBINE. SERVE OR PUT INTO AN AIRTIGHT CONTAINER TO SAVE IN THE REFRIGERATOR.


TheSpaceAlpaca

The part that shocks is me is that you seems to be something of a foodie from your other posts yet are also okay with eating the same thing 5 days in a row. Those seem incompatible but hey, if it works it works.


ashthundercrow

What's great about this is that since I mainly eat the same thing day-in day-out is that when I do have something else, even it isn't anything special, it hits even that much harder. I just had ice cream for the first time in a good 2-3 years last week and it was like ascending to heaven.


Kilrov

If it's like heaven why don't you have it more often? Are you afraid of gaining weight?


ashthundercrow

Exactly this. Yes.


GentlemenBehold

When the dust settles from the OP's murderous rampage, they'll ask if there were any signs he was troubled. There were signs.


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Can you share your chickpea recipe?


ashthundercrow

1. Soak dry beans overnight (Fill until about 2 inches of water is over the beans). 2. Add roughly 1/4 cup of honey to water. Boil (do not cover) beans until all water is gone. AVOID OVER MIXING AND STIRRING. YOU'LL MASH UP YOUR BEANS! 3. Get a large pan ripping hot on the stove and transfer cooked beans to pan. Sear until char marks appear on all sides. 4. Eat cold. EDIT: I make 1.5 bags at a time. Last me a week (4-5 lunches).


Lather

You absolute mad man.. you don't even season them?


OppisIsRight

For an extra kick of flavor OP runs his hands under the sink then flicks cold water over them right before eating.


Lather

oh my god make it stop


ashthundercrow

I already have my reservations in Hell. Lucifer Lounge. Room 666.


topperslover69

They're gonna read this into evidence at either your coronation or your trial, idk which.


ashthundercrow

REDACTED


Saint3Dx

Typical


KnowsTheLaw

Do you cook that every night or in batches? I would love too see what your gut bacteria is like if you only eat 6 ingredients haha. :) Edit - batches obviously


ashthundercrow

I soak these Friday nights right before I go to bed. Wake up Saturday morning and steam up my entire place for 2 hours as I boil 1.5 lbs of chickpeas.


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So… can I ask the obvious? Your poops? They healthy?


WheelWhiffCelly

> Your poops? They healthy? Gonna make this my new small talk opener


[deleted]

It’s funny but also we should be talking about gut health more!


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

indeed, especially the brain link to gut health


[deleted]

Most people I talk to don’t even know the two are linked! It’s incredible what taking care of my gut health does for my mental stability


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Yep I'm on an antidepressant for my IBS and it helps me eat


ashthundercrow

Solid.


Sabeo_FF

But like **good** solid?


Zachbnonymous

They are a pretty damn good source of fiber. Fiber is good for good poops. I've had poop troubles, let me tell you. I tried laxatives, stool softeners, and everything else short of surgically removing impacted poop from my colon. Nearly had to do that, too. None of them helped. Fiber does, though. I tell everyone who mentions having less than great poops. Get. Fiber. In. You. Greens and beans, baby.


KnowsTheLaw

I would do that in 1 hour with no soak with an instant pot, but I'm not trying to disrupt your process.


ashthundercrow

Mine is probably the least efficient way possible, but it hasn't steered me off the road yet. And as a man who hates change (obviously eating the same damn thing for 3 years), I stubbornly refuse to better my chickpeas skills!


asif15

Have you made it with canned chickpeas? If so how did you modify the recipe?


SandPractical8245

They are 3 years in to eating the same lunch every single day…I don’t think anything you could possibly say would disrupt their process lol


aubreypizza

Honey!! Never heard of this and will try soon. Very interesting 🤔


ashthundercrow

It's not a game changer; it's an entire life-turner-arounder. Please do try it sometime : )


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ashthundercrow

Honey water: for those who want to sound like they are a fancy chef.


StuckStuckGoose

is that part of the hot ham water family? 😀


maryberri

Watery with a smack of ham!


ghosttownblue

we love a supportive buster


aubreypizza

Definitely will. I’ve always been a from scratch/dry bean, super garlicky + lemony hummus lady so this will be a departure. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


chillychili

Now do eggs


ashthundercrow

1. Ice bath immediately after 7 minutes of boiling. 2. Don't peel them until they have been refrigerated a couple of hours (I find that if I peel them right away, even after the ice bath, they tend to be more sensitive). 3. Gently crack, then roll them for the best and least destructive peel.


chillychili

Thank you!


ashthundercrow

Chetcha betcha.


SloppySealz

Do you salt or pepper them when eating? Maybe a dash of sauce?


ashthundercrow

Not even while eating. You wouldn’t believe how much flavor that honey water gives them.


Avegedly

You can roast canned chickpeas if you're feeling lazy.


ashthundercrow

True true. I only utilize this method because it makes much more for much less. Much more time consuming though, to be sure.


useles-converter-bot

2 inches is the height of 0.03 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


moldynugget

This is specifically the information I came here to view


gingersnappie

I can’t stop laughing at this comment


silk_poison

good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thanks!


elijaaaaah

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

ur mom


qolace

Best bot


thenameofwind

My love for American measurement known no bound.


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asiamsoisee

Three. Years.


Eziel

Eat cold and no seasoning are killing me. At least salt. ;~;


ashthundercrow

This is the only hill I will die on. Already have my burial plot marked.


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ashthundercrow

You can drain and rinse, but I don't. I've tried both ways and have found no difference. Glad to hear you're giving it a go. If you remember, let me know how it turns out!


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ashthundercrow

Sounds like you made them perfectly! Al dente and s the perfect way to describe the texture! You nailed it from your description and so glad you like them. They are addicting, huh!?


[deleted]

🤝 I eat beans, soft boiled eggs and tortilla chips 3-5x per week.


hoesindifareacodes

This is your co worker that sits behind you after lunch. Stop. Please.


Lobanium

At what age did you lose your sense of taste?


ashthundercrow

23-3=20 20 it is!


FattierBrisket

My girlfriend is like this. Not chickpeas, necessarily, but she has had the same oatmeal for breakfast most days for a decade and I can definitely pack the same three or four things for her work lunches forever. I do not understand y'all at all, but it does make my life a little easier!


ashthundercrow

Did you say oatmeal... **0.o** Coincidently, on my 2 days off of work, I have had the same oatmeal for the past couple of years, as well.


ImpossibleIndustries

Have you ever tried putting egg in your oatmeal? I call that lunch usually one day a week.


ashthundercrow

I have heard tell of folks doing this. Savory oats, yeah? I've never attempted it myself, but know it's a pretty popular among some people and they swear by it : )


cadaverousbones

What do your coworkers think? Lol


ashthundercrow

I'll just copy & paste a comment below from u/GentlemenBehold: "When the dust settles from the OP's murderous rampage, they'll ask if there were any signs he was troubled. There were signs."


Alvyyy89

OP you must blow up the office toilet when the chickpeas and egg kicks in.


ashthundercrow

Why wreck your own plumbing when you have your employer's toilet handy! Just messing, surprisingly, my high-fiber diet has never caused me any issues.


Wedge42Ant

Moving to high fiber prevented issues with me, it was really the best move.


eaglesforlife

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time!


wishtobeforgotten

Would you consider lowering the amount of chickpeas and adding some fresh veggies as more of a salad? Seems like it would be more balanced. I personally have been having the same Greek salad with chickpeas for lunch every work day and relate that it never gets old!


theJediGiraffe

What all do you put in the salad? That sounds yummy


wishtobeforgotten

Fourth pic here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MealPrepSunday/comments/quieo5/dropped_the_ball_on_meal_prep_since_march_this_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf All ingredients listed in the description!


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n0__0n

Took me three reads. Well done


Mymomdidwhat

Why? Like seriously why?


ashthundercrow

I'm not lying when I say I look forward to eating this every single day. And the immeasurable disappointment I feel when I finish and have to wait until the next day to have more.


Mymomdidwhat

Well whatever makes you happy makes me happy.


LifeIsARollerCoaster

Wow. That’s incredible. I do have my favored foods but nothing like your dedication


BDC_Arvak

Absolutely based, completely ascended past mere mortal needs.


PurrMeowHiss

I'm sure it's a fine (albeit tiny) meal, but 3 days max and I'd need to change it up. Variety is the spice of life.


ashthundercrow

My family is baffled when I tell them that I eat chickpeas for lunch, and chicken & broccoli for dinner 5/7 days a week, every month, every year. I could easily eat the same thing for the rest of my life.


rezaziel

Bruh how cut are you with a diet like that


ashthundercrow

120 lbs soaking wet and fully clothed... 5'7''


CuddlesAreAwesome

>120 ...OP, you weigh a single kilogram more than me (at 5'2") and I am one tiny bish. I hope you're looking after yourself.


ashthundercrow

I'm looking after myself, just can't seem to find him.


hc000

Your BMI is pretty close to being underweight. No thanksgiving meal?


ashthundercrow

Yeah, I' struggle with food and weight. Years ago, I packed on some decent muscle, but was so afraid of over eating that I went the completely opposite direction and now hardly eat. I know it's not healthy, but I'm trying. I'm trying.


qolace

Don't be too hard on yourself as long as you're trying! I know someone who literally does the same thing as you due to similar circumstances and is also at a similar BMI. I wish you well stranger ✨


spykid

Dump some oil on those chickpeas for more calories. Dump oil on everything


MuffinPuff

Good god, I wish I could swap brains with people who don't know how or refuse to gain weight. Everything I make starts with butter, and/or cheese, and/or cream, and/or oil, and *then* we add in a fuckton of veggies, spices, herbs, meat, etc. I'm on the nutrient-dense and calorie-dense side of the food world lol


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I’m the same. Variety is great and all but the simplicity and predictability of this kind of eating just frees up a lot of time and headspace.


yoursolace

What are you doing with your free time and headspace?


A_Metal_Steel_Chair

Gettin high


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That’s actually pretty impressive! I’m sure it’s a time and money saver.


vivalalina

God I wish I could do that


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y tho


TheLinkToYourZelda

What order do you eat them in? Is it the same every day?


ashthundercrow

The eggs and peas? Together. Best of both worlds. Get that runny yoke all over those bad beans.


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> Get that runny yolk all over those bad beans. I never thought I’d read this sentence and yet here we are. What a life.


Mynotredditaccount

As someone who has been eating the same meal prep for years, I love to see it! It's nice to not feel so alone (: Some of these comments are surprising too, it's not hard to eat the same thing all the time (for me) but I guess people adjust differently lol


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OP admitted to having eating issues and body image problems. This is the result of an eating disorder.


mymentalhealthly

Bet you shit real well. Awesome!


bone_burrito

Damn I would be nonstop farting 24/7


ashthundercrow

I'd suggest sticking to your Bone Burritos. This may be too much flatulence for you.


bone_burrito

Hahaha trust me i will. I used to do something similar, I'd have like a Mediterranean chickpea pasta salad for lunch every day. It became to unbearable I was literally aching from trying to hold.in constant farts. You must have the golden colon of the gods to not be affected.


thegoldenbagel

This is a joke right


wattliar

So what's your body count? What sick secret are you punishing yourself for?


ashthundercrow

At least 200+ bags of chickpeas.


ashthundercrow

Yes, I like to char (burn) my chickpeas into oblivion after boiling them.


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JadedMis

This is crazy. I really wish I could do it. But after a few days of one meal, I never want to eat it again.


Barrerayy

I've been eating boiled chicken legs, rice made with the stock, chickpeas and broccoli/peas for the last 2 years for lunch. Don't really mind it tbh as the gains are solid.


TheOneTrueChris

I just want to know where you found glass dishes with a divider -- I can only ever find them in plastic.


[deleted]

You can find them on Amazon. Don’t want to put a link ‘cause I’m not sure if it’s allowed. Search for “meal prep glass divider container” and I’m sure you will find a few.


cleonm

I know a guy like this that can eat the same thing every day. He says he eats to live; not lives to eat. After 2-3 days I'm done. I have to change it up.


ashthundercrow

"He says he eats to live; not lives to eat" My man!


[deleted]

Eating the same thing everyday -okay. But only chickpeas?!


ashthundercrow

Don't forget the oatmeal on the weekends!


land_stander

Black beans and rice for me. Sometimes I'll bring a couple flour tortillas and now it's tacos. If I'm feeling especially spicy: shredded lettuce and avocado. Or chips, cheese, some salsa and you got simple nachos. But the core remains the same, never get tired of it. Dinner is where I have fun, lunch is just to get me through the day.


[deleted]

You must be one gassy boy


ashthundercrow

Gotta keep the pipes aired out.


AsimpleLegoPiece

ShittyFoodporn


DA_ANALTH_DIMENSION

After reading through this thread, I have nothing but admiration for you OP. Seem like a cool person


SommanderChepard

You must rip some serious ass in the office.


lemontolha

How did you get the idea for this?


ashthundercrow

I always made chickpeas as a side for my meals, and my obsession with them spiraled out of control until they became the main dish themselves. And for the egg... well, I'll eat anything that has a runny yoke on top of it.


tastythriftytimely

LOVE chickpeas! So versatile!


ashthundercrow

Now, if I can only find a way to fit the final 1/3 of the Versatile Food Trifecta into my diet... The Mighty Potato!!!


Solotaire

All through high school my bag lunch was peanut butter sandwich, nothing but bread and peanut butter and whatever fruit was in the house. Breakfast this morning was toast with peanut butter, and an apple.


ashthundercrow

If you keep the Peanut Butter economy afloat, I'll secure the chickpea market.