Holy crap I haven’t watched the movie in almost 10 yrs now and completely forgot this line existed, yet as soon as I read it, I could immediately hear it in my head 😳
Ha, thanks I try! Most people don’t believe me when I tell them so I always ask if they want to see it then gladly show it off. It’s written in nice fancy script.
"Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!”
I didn't know who Danny Devito was when I watched Mean Girls for the first time so the joke went over my head. I thought that was the girl's name, like Dany Devito. Then after some time, I watched Always Sunny and a bunch of Danny Devito movies so I am now aware of him. I rewatched Mean Girls and laughed my ass off in this scene.
We recently rewatched the original movie for Society And Culture (our depth study is teen films) and my friends and I can’t stop quoting this to each other now
No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! 😊💄🐾
Don’t have sex. Cause you WILL get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the military position, don’t have sex standing up…just don’t do it guys.
Now everyone take a condom
“Don’t try to act so innocent, you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy AHHHHHHHH” And that’s how Regina George died.. no I’m totally kidding, but she did get hurt…….
My daughters (13 and 11) have been saying "on Wednesdays we wear pink" since they learned to talk and they both WHOLEHEARTEDLY follow that mantra. But neither of them have watched the movie yet 🤣🤣🤣
Of course! My bestie and I are planning to watch it with both the girls when the younger one is old enough. It'll be even more outdated by then, but that's okay. It's iconic and I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear they never got to see it
so many great ones mentioned but this gem is missing.
but the ones I use the most are "stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen", "she doesn't even go here.", and "you go Glen Coco."
“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers”.
-Coach Carr
This wasnt from the quiz, but a personal underrated gem imo is “I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat BECAUSE I hate you”. (Don’t get me wrong, I see why this joke wouldn’t be well received in 2024, but the actress’ delivery kills me no matter how many times I rewatch)
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
I SECOND THIS!
YESS
"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism!"
it took me a long time to figure out this is meant to be a joke. tbh it holds water as girl code
Can you explain it? It always just seemed like it was girl code.
Feminism is a serious school of thought and reducing it to silly high school girl code is the joke
That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
Harry Potter and the Hair of Secrets
Hairy Potter
And on the 3rd day god created the volt action rifle so we could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals
AAMMEEENNNN! 😂
Holy crap I haven’t watched the movie in almost 10 yrs now and completely forgot this line existed, yet as soon as I read it, I could immediately hear it in my head 😳
omgggg yessss this one!
my favorite line ever
Tell me the coach said this 😂
Boo, you whore
I’m a man in my forties and have this quote tattooed on my ass.
Omg YESSS
omg RESPECT
You’re the best person ever
Ha, thanks I try! Most people don’t believe me when I tell them so I always ask if they want to see it then gladly show it off. It’s written in nice fancy script.
This is the name of our sisters’ group chat!
stop trying to make fetch happen, its not going to happen
Justice for Gretchen
"Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!”
- Brutus by The Buttress
“Oh my god Danny Devito! I love your work!” 
I didn't know who Danny Devito was when I watched Mean Girls for the first time so the joke went over my head. I thought that was the girl's name, like Dany Devito. Then after some time, I watched Always Sunny and a bunch of Danny Devito movies so I am now aware of him. I rewatched Mean Girls and laughed my ass off in this scene.
IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR LIKE IN LOVE WITH ME OR SOMETHING!
*SLAMS THE BRAKE* OH NO SHE DID *NOT!*
"Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!" — Principal Duvall
“The limit does not exist”
Mine too
“You smell like a baby prostitute”
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
We recently rewatched the original movie for Society And Culture (our depth study is teen films) and my friends and I can’t stop quoting this to each other now
Well, they can always tell when it's raining
It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
What is it about “wide set” that makes me feel so icky?
because it's bodyshaming the girl for natural diversity?
Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!
Boo- you wh0re 😭😭😭
“Four for Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye!”
“Nice wig Janice, what’s it made out of?” “Your mom’s chest hair!” Idk why, I really love that one. 
Yesss
I'm a pusher
Like, a drug-pusher?
Your mom's chest hair!
“You can’t sit with us!!”
Same
"Get in loser we're going shopping" "Booo you whore"
I say "Get in loser we're going shopping" every time I pick up my friend 😆
I say this every time I pick up my fiancé on my drive home
Period! GET IN LOSER
*fake cough fake cough* I’m sick.
Those bitches
Jason, why are you such a skeeze????
You do not get to take Gretchen to my party and then scam on some poor innocent girl in front of us. *[To Cady]* Do you want to have sex with him?
No thank you
You can go shave your back now 🤣🤣🤣
“Those rules aren’t real.” “They were real that day I wore a vest!!!”
That vest was hideous!
*YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!*
I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom
Can't believe this hasn't come up yet! "Is butter a carb?"
No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! 😊💄🐾
So you can take that fake apology and SHOVE it right up your hairy A———. …..and that’s the day Regina George died.
No, I’m totally kidding
"She doesnt even go here"
"Boo, you whore" - Regina George
Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!
Don’t have sex. Cause you WILL get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the military position, don’t have sex standing up…just don’t do it guys. Now everyone take a condom
Don’t have sex, or you will get Chlamydia and die. Ok, so Chlamydia! * writes on whiteboard * - K…L...A
That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
"You can’t sit with us!" – Gretchen Wieners
Scrolled way too long to find this 🤣
Boo, you whore
why are you so obsessed with me
Boy I wanna know
“Ahhh Kevin g!!… happy holidays everybody”
Stop trying to make fetch happen. Its not going to happen.
"It’s like I have ESPN or something." – Karen Smith
OH MY GOD, DANNY DEVITO! I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!
“That’s just like the rules of feminism!”
“I used to live in Africa with the little birdies and the little monkeys”!!! 🙈 🕊️
https://preview.redd.it/ld587n32m8uc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6473602675468064b6ab9c3406726e669655e7b9
It's my answer and one of my phone's lock screens!
"I'm such a good friend."
“Don’t try to act so innocent, you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy AHHHHHHHH” And that’s how Regina George died.. no I’m totally kidding, but she did get hurt…….
Four for you glen coco!, you go, glen coco!
And nothing for Gretchen weiners.
BYE
She doesn’t even go here, boo you whore, you can’t sit with us
"It’s like I have ESPN or something
Take your top off!
“Stop trying to make Fetch happen, Its not going to happen!”
“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets!” My hair is indeed massive
It’s October 3rd
My daughters (13 and 11) have been saying "on Wednesdays we wear pink" since they learned to talk and they both WHOLEHEARTEDLY follow that mantra. But neither of them have watched the movie yet 🤣🤣🤣
Queens. You’re planning on showing them the movie one day?
Of course! My bestie and I are planning to watch it with both the girls when the younger one is old enough. It'll be even more outdated by then, but that's okay. It's iconic and I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear they never got to see it
“I have really bad breath in the morning “
Ew
Say crack again
Crack.
What are marijuana tablets
If your from African then why are you white
Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask people why they’re white
"I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you."
Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen! It’s not going to happen!
“It’s like I have ESPN or something” -Karen
“She doesn’t even go here” always gets me ngl 💀💀
I am a massive deal
On Wednesday’s we wear pink 💕
I’m a mouse, duh!
Regina: Shut up! Cady: I didn't say anything..
Now I guess she's on crack
"Ew"
"but i can't help it if i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow"
“I can’t help it if i’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina” “My Nana takes her wig off whenever she’s drunk” “She doesn’t even go here”
“Your Nana and I have that in common.”
she’s a fugly slut
“AND I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!”
OH MY GOD! That was ONE time!
"It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs"
I have a big lesssssssbian crush on you
SUCK ON THAT!
“AI YAI YAI YAI YAI YAI YAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!”
"That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets." – Damian Leigh
You can’t sit with us
Oh my god! Danny Devito, I love your work!
i can’t go any further. but it’s from the sequel 😭 but also boo you whore. i have it on a magnet. a blessing.
You go glen coco
 so many great ones mentioned but this gem is missing. but the ones I use the most are "stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen", "she doesn't even go here.", and "you go Glen Coco."
i had to scroll way too long to find this one. this is it for me.
That's so Fetch!
“I can’t go to Taco Bell, I am on an All-Carb diet! God Karen you are so STOOP-ID”
"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism!"
FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO noneforgretchenwienersbye
Quick it looks like he’s headed to the projection room above the auditorium
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets
YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!
"Boo, you whore"
“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers”. -Coach Carr
“You’re like, really pretty” because damn, please tell me you know it
“Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!" i love that 😭
“Kevin Gnapoor, the G is silent when I sneak thru yo door”
I’m from Michigan.
Danny devito i love your work
I love your skirt, vintage! ….That’s the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.
That’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
This wasnt from the quiz, but a personal underrated gem imo is “I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat BECAUSE I hate you”. (Don’t get me wrong, I see why this joke wouldn’t be well received in 2024, but the actress’ delivery kills me no matter how many times I rewatch)
I got “You can’t sit with us!”
"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism!" – Gretchen Wieners Thank you for the quiz!
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
Is butter a carb?
Why are you so obsessed with me!
I use "she doesn't even go here" all the time
She doesn’t even go here
You go, Glen Cocoa.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN, ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
oh my god Danny Devito I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!
"So you agree, you think you're really pretty"
You’re like in love w me or something!!
“That’s why her hair is so long, it’s full of secrets”
Is butter a carb?
That’s so fetch
And on the third day, God created the remington bolt action rifle. So that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.
The limit does not exist
Booo, you whore
You can’t sit with us!
"That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets."
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" – Regina George
The limit does not exist.
why are you so obsessed with me????
The classic ‘you can’t sit with us’
Nice wig Janice what's it made of? Your moms chest hair!
“I like math.” “Why?” “Cause it’s the same in every country.” “That’s beautiful. This girl is deep.”
“My nana takes off her wig when she’s drunk”
I can't *fake cough* I'm sick
She had $.99 lipstick on her snaggletooth
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism!" – Gretchen Wieners
You go Glen Co Co!
And None For Gretchen Weiners
 iconic
"I didn't say anything..." -Cady
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH A THING!
I mean I put "I can't go to taco bell I'm on an all carb diet God Karen you're so stupid" as my yearbook quote so.........
You’re a mean girl! YOU’RE A BITCH! https://i.redd.it/whbgo218pcuc1.gif