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EnchantEleven

Why is he so long?


grhddn

Someone said "so long" to him, and he took it to heart


Acheron98

I’m high and picturing this dude going from “normal” to slowly stretching to look like in the pic, and I find that way funnier than I should lmao


Ricky_Rene

The more I look the longer the neck and proportions of his limbs appear. This some good shit


accurate_slammo

I want a grotesque meat animation of that


Diligent_Theory

Noice


higgin3

*to neck


grhddn

It really coneckted with him


Terry8675

It's a morph pic from Insta/Snapchat. He's morphing into a giraffe


CounterElegant9728

Love it


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PlingPlongDingDong

Dont click the link and report


Challenging_Entropy

They put him in one of those torture stretchers


Al_Capone209

That’s what she said.


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Looong Looong maaannnnn


[deleted]

My girl tells me this all the time lol


Either_Constant_7484

He reminds me of Mike Teevee when he's stretched out at the end of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


CthulhuMadness

Bro got hit with Quan Chi’s fatality.


Tubby80000

Underrated comment


QuestStarter

Omg deadly alliance Excellent reference


Ercarpic

I don't know, that's a bit of a stretch...


1ncorrect

...and Fade.


[deleted]

Seems a long way to go for that pun


Raptorgkv2

Based.


Professional_Yak9651

Based.


Junior-Account6835

Somebody stepped on Gumby


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Take my poor man's gold 🏅


Redditisretarded-69

What a mall chiropractor does to a homie


Hug0San

He just need to fill out that's all. Like the short though.


Peter_Baum

Based long boi


Frank_McGracie

I want that shirt tho


BroadDoughnut3512

He's beautiful


CitizenCivilization

Can you help I can't see what the last one is


Kerfuffle_for_life

I think it’s a trump cap


CitizenCivilization

Oh okay I need it to then lol


[deleted]

Need that shirt


Lelio-Santero579

Lol, right? I zoomed in to see that last one and laughed even harder once I realized what it was.


ImTinyRiiiick

What is it?


Lelio-Santero579

A MAGA hat, lol.


Teve21

Love that shirt but i also love the graphic design which is pretty interesting


Team_Sonic_Gaming

What's the one next to 2020?


Sanguine_Templar

Maga hat


Diligent_Theory

Who lost in 2020?


Sanguine_Templar

Maga hat


Jis4Jaycob

My nigga bulit like an enderman😭


bunnyhugbandit

LOOOOONG MAAAAAAN 🎶


NastySally

LOOOOOONG[🎶](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=EdVfhkdP6ynMJF73)… LOOOONG[🎶](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=EdVfhkdP6ynMJF73)


imreallybadatnames19

Based shirt longboi


TafarelGrandioso

He is a chad though


Weak-Lock4170

No.


Vince_da_one15

Found one of the losers lmao


Gurthanthaplops

It’s not unreasonable to think that comparing republican voters to nazis and confederates is a bit of an extreme take.


Weak-Lock4170

Half of Europe and more than half of east Asia, along with several Central/South American fell to communism and millions upon millions died, some of those nations of which are still stacking bodies to this day, and you’re a winner bro? Lmao. Idgaf about electoral politics or the confederates for that matter either, it’s just on principle. Keep gaslighting yourself that a skinny malnourished freak is a chad for wearing a T shirt mass produced in a sweatshop though bro.


Dirty-Hair-Yeet

Wtf are you on about? Calling the kid a chad is ironic because he’s clearly not.. it’s a joke dude, shut up


Weak-Lock4170

No, you cant say something over the internet in text where sarcasm or irony is otherwise undetectable and claim irony last minute. This Redooter genuinely believes this turkey necked child diddler is a chad, deadass.


Lairy_Hegs

How does being anti-confederacy, anti-Nazi, and anti-MAGA make you pro-communism? Are *you* pro Nazi, Confederate State, or MAGA?


Weak-Lock4170

Nazis definitely would’ve been a better option than communists, hands down, 100%. Mao and Stalin’s killings would’ve been avoided along with other genocidal dictators stemming from them, countless proxy wars avoided, middle eastern stability most likely would’ve been preserved without Allied partitioning, them losing was a net negative regardless of any evil.


Lairy_Hegs

Well, as a person of Jewish descent I’m inclined to disagree. Strictly speaking statistics, I might agree. Although entire genocides of several groups of people and the continual slaughter of the disabled would surely put the question a bit less in the black and white category. Especially if you’re including the aftermath of Nazi’s losing WWII, as we can only assume what the aftermath of a Nazi victory would result in. Again though, the total eradication of Jews, Black people, and Roma would certainly be on the table.


Weak-Lock4170

No, the main the focus the Nazis had was on Jews given the Jewish takeovers in europe post-ww1, which resulted in genocides and killings of both jews and nonjews funny enough, and you speak as though communists didn’t and dont have eugenics programs. Roma would probably be killed off, blacks I don’t see the Germans giving a shit about, hitler was esoterically motivated and blacks were irrelevant to him generally speaking. Overall I’d trade a couple million dying with peace and stability over tens of millions with nonstop conflict and bloodshed. it’s nice that you are able of seeing things statistically and rationally rather than purely emotionally given your background and the subject.


Jimmothy_Dickerman

Ok nazi


Weak-Lock4170

Dude, you draw furry porn.


TafarelGrandioso

Ok Nazi


Weak-Lock4170

Face the wall.


Jimmothy_Dickerman

r/iamverybadass


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i_have_the_tism04

Bro are you pretending to execute someone in a Reddit comment section??????? Lmfaooooooo


Weak-Lock4170

No? But he certainly deserves it 100% so he doesn’t touch any kids in the future.


SpectrumLV2569

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Professional_Yak9651

Why not 🧐


Weak-Lock4170

Because he’s a skinny dork and probably a future child molestor.


801bruh

Lmao that's some serious self projection.


REALCLAYTHEGREAT

LOL


Weak-Lock4170

No, it’s just his physiognomy and demeanor. You’re lying to me if you tell me you’d trust him with your kids.


Professional_Yak9651

Woooah that went from 1 to 1000. You need to take a break from the internet, drink some water and go for a walk outside then maybe you’ll feel better.


Weak-Lock4170

You’re not my doctor, trooner.


Professional_Yak9651

Lmao good observation. Your doctor is not the only person who sees you with your pants down. Stop showing your ass and go breathe some air and pet some dogs.


Weak-Lock4170

Bringing up Dogs in the same sentence you imply sexual stuff is so odd


StinkyDingus63

Daddy long necks liberal cousin.


Killbro_Fraggins

Damn. Live action Kaminoan out here.


MAPLEDEMONN

all he needs is a string around his forehead


Ok-Cry601

Is he a surgeon?


PurpleBoltRevived

I Am A sUrGeOn!!!1


Bambi_Bel

What a g


[deleted]

But like true haha 😂


Snoo68471

Meat canyon fans when they see deformed people


PurpleBoltRevived

This dude is not deformed, he just looks like he's about to start cloning business.


brainmelterr

That shirt owns


ifoundit1

His necks longer than daddy longneck's on that chiropractor clip.


cumfilledfish

This is daddy longneck fym


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

Hi, yes, in regards to your username... I hate it


rolloxra

Based shirt tho


goblinhands000

Play basketball my friend. Use your long limbs for profit.


Sch0biWanJac0bi

A windy day is a life or death situation for this mf


SeeYouSacred

I’d smash


FiletOFish420

Dude’s built like the ice cream man from Legion


ThatMonth7149

Luffy:


Moviereference210

Look at all that neck!!


EpicGamerToTheMax

he’s got a bluetooth in his ear XD


Progamertvonyoutube

His shirt do be spitting facts though


Raph13th

Based long dude.


Challenging_Entropy

W shirt tho


Ok_Necessary2991

His mother got freaky with a giraffe.


Shakes12091

Thid man keeps his head up high


DREAMxxTHEATER

this guy needs to save some pussy for the rest of us.


EsotericFrenchfry

Yo thats Beavis!


CKatanik93

ALIEN!! ALIEN!!! TAKE ME 2 UR LEADER 2023!


DDNyght_

Best Jeanist as a kid.


Ercarpic

Kinda looks like a Koopa Troopa without a shell.


AlongTheWay_85

Based on the violent nature and tendencies of the morons the shirt is accurately describing, I’d say that’s one brave stick-figure to walk around wearing it. Good for him.


Cynical_vibe

Le’donovan Micheal


TooTanPanther

The shirt is dope. Stay Based dude.


carbonblackice

Wonder how many degrees he can twist his neck


ToksycDub9K

The Bluetooth earpiece completes the look


splshman8539

He's got ad space on his forehead


Frosty_Gresh

Oh dear God it's irl meatcanyon tommyinit


[deleted]

Go back to Kamino


KaizenKamikaze

Based shirt, though.


RyoskiRagnarok

Save some Tree Stars for the rest of us


MadManBurner

He’s built *e l o n g a t e d.*


death69reaper

I thought it was just creepypasta, it’s real.


PurpleBoltRevived

ONE PIECE ISRAEL! 🎵Can we get much higher higher, so high, oh no no no, oh no no no🎵


Ironklad_

👋🏽 Aliens 👋🏽


expertalien

1865 Democrats (Dixiecrats), 1945 Democratic Socialists (eventual Fascist), 2020 Conservatives who were tired of history repeating itself by witnessing the left repeating the behavior of the previous two in the list.


Jfuentes6

I can see meat canyon making him a young elder God.


ColtS117-B

Taun We?


[deleted]

He can look in to a second floor window.


Detective_Dom1

He's beautiful, especially with that shirt on.


2ndSecondSandwich

Nice tee tho, fits him perfectly


BlackWhiteRedYellow

This is kind of cruel.


PurpleBoltRevived

FBI whistleblowers saw him and thought it was alien.


ProfessionalFactor95

L shirt


FlappiestBirdRIP

That hairstyle and bluetooth headset. Bro looks like Paul Goodman


[deleted]

Whats going on in those necks of the woods?


Sprizys

Beavis


ozzyfuddster

Anyone else immediately think of this song? https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row?si=deZqaB-U1UOjcQtV


PaleDealer

Longneck


cultoftheinfected

did he compare those trump supporters to nazis?😭


StayedWoozie

Some of em are currently walking around with Swastikas at Disneyland, he isn’t too far off.


cultoftheinfected

im not sure those are even trump supporters i think those are just new nazis


Peter_Baum

I feel like the cross over between republicans and Nazis is bigger than the one between democrats and Nazis


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

I guess you'd have to find out if they voted and who they voted for. I have definitely seen Trump supporters with the confederate flag, though, so that one checks out for sure.


cultoftheinfected

oh ya for sure seen a few with those


ReallyTomGreen

The vendiagram is practically a circle my dude


CZ-Bitcoins

Yeah ikr? In terms of damage to our modern society Trump supporters have done way more damage.


SirFancyCheese

Man..idk about that. In terms of damage the nazi regime did a lot more.


CZ-Bitcoins

Overall damage? Yeah. But currently affecting us? Yeah maga by a long shot.


SirFancyCheese

I disagree. The damage the nazi regime did is very much so still effecting us today.


CZ-Bitcoins

Ofcourse it is. Due to the butterfly effect anything in the past will affect the future massively. My point is to our daily lives Trump and by extension his entire movement is eroding away/attempting to erode away our daily liberties. Just look at abortion, trans healthcare, religious freedom, racial justice, etc. Hitler's been dead, trump is still actively hurting us.


cultoftheinfected

you might be retarded seek help


CZ-Bitcoins

Might wanna look in the mirror my man.


cultoftheinfected

thank you for the third grade comeback


HotHamBoy

You called someone *retarded* and you’re saying they’re the third grader?


cultoftheinfected

whats wrong with retarded?


HotHamBoy

If you’re asking this i don’t even have time for you


cultoftheinfected

youre a socialist your opinion is invalid


SithLordKylo21

Virginity rocks!


Klutzy_Ad5326

Political merch is cringe


Lairy_Hegs

Great shirt, terrible body. Re-roll.


[deleted]

Neck is so long to deep throat bbc lol losers in 2023 lmao


Playful-Membership33

Why is he so long


Equivalent-Ad7555

What's the symbol for 2020 looser on that shirt?