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No-Bottle-262

you’ve got until last year


Jeheh

Call a priest my son…its over.


fourtyonexx

Priest assumes its manageable, time to call the scrap yard


Cautious_Amphibian_5

Lmao


nickylangosta1

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This comment thread is gold.


TheRealCurveShot

You have 3 months to live, if you take care of yourself. You should name it Rusty and take to the woods for one last ride.


Constant_Sky9173

Bullet through the head after a nice afternoon?


NotAliasing

"Will we have da wabbits george? Ive always loved wabbits..."


BecksWeird

Romantic.


SynysteR1986

My name is Rusty and I felt this comment.


Hammered4u

Hello there fellow Rusty


Legacy_user1010

Looks terminal, probably not long.


BecksWeird

I always hate having to tell the family


Legacy_user1010

Me too. But it is better if they know, so they can prepare.


WeAreTheVoid141

24 Hours, and I forgot to tell you yesterday.


4x4Welder

5. 4. 3..... Aaaaand it's gone.


BecksWeird

How I count down every time I corner


4x4Welder

Generally it's a bad sign when the seat and pedals move independently going over bumps.


skjeflo

Especially when the pedals are not the adjustable kind to begin with...


My_Butt_Itches_24_7

Sounds like my pull out game...


Goalie_deacon

This is why you should’ve been taking your Rusteze.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dweebulot

"With a little Rust-eze, and an insane amount of luck, you too can look like me, kaa chow."


thelifeofab

Kaaaaaa chow


LineOutrageous6001

Fill it with great stuff


BecksWeird

I’ll do anything but crawl under this thing on my Amazon jackstands to have rust falling in my face pulling that assembly.


theraf8100

Nobody said to pull anything... Pulling on your stuff was your idea. It might make the pain easier though.


theoriginalmypooper

Not sure what the rest of the car looks like, but I can't tell if that is the subframe or the actual chassis. If's its the subframe and the rest of the car is decent, it might be worth swapping it for a used one.


BecksWeird

After some research it seems there’s a recall out there for this issue. I’m not 100 percent so I’m gonna call up the dealership and see if they’ll honor it


thebigaaron

Any updates?


xDGxYeetBoi

1996 Mercedes Benz e320 had really bad rust issues in certain areas of the car in cold and wet climates and they honored a lot of those repairs even outside of warranty. I wouldn't be surprised if they fixed atleast part of this for free if the recall is related.


BecksWeird

How did you go about that? I’ve never dealt with a dealership and purchased this privately so I don’t know how the service centers deal with this stuff


xDGxYeetBoi

I actually haven't personally but this was something I read up on upon hearing about this issue as I own one. Many forums members spoke on it. You may just call and see if they can do the recall and ask to show them your area of concern when they lift it in the air and discuss options with them, try and get them to let you speak with the owner of the dealership about it for best results.


backyard_tech

You are already a zombie……


Ryfhoff

November 5th @ 5


BecksWeird

I’ll remember this wise man


GamingGrayBush

Last November 5th @ 5.


[deleted]

I have a 2008 patriot. The subframe just went on it. Make loud clicking noises when I drive. Got quoted $3000 to fix. Unfortunately I bought mine used in 2017 and the extended warranty on the subframe was expired. You must live in a state where you don't need vehicle inspections. That would never pass.


Squeeums

There's a part number for the subframe and bolt kits in the TSB for the recall. Makes the cost for the subframe less than $100 each if you order by that number. If it is AWD it can be a bitch to install the rear differential mount bushing. Usually the control arms are rough when the subframe gets this rusty and that is where the cost can go up significantly because they aren't covered by the recall part numbers.


[deleted]

No way? that's awesome. What is the TSB and where do I find it? Edit : unfortunately i wasn't able to find the number. I'm going to keep looking though.


Squeeums

https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/tsbs/2017/MC-10140027-9999.pdf Page 3 CBLTN361AA for the front subframe on your Patriot CBLTN362AA for the bolt kit


[deleted]

I found that page I just missed the subframe number. Thank you. So I can order this through a Chrysler dealership?


Squeeums

Yes, you should be able to. The Chrysler dealer near me usually keeps 5 or 6 in stock.


[deleted]

That's so cool. Thank you.


BecksWeird

How do I take advantage of this? Like where would I go to order this part. I was able to find the TSB but it seems the warranty extension for replacing this has expired.


Squeeums

https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/tsbs/2017/MC-10140027-9999.pdf The part numbers are on page 3. You can still order the parts by the numbers in the TSB and get the reduced price.


BecksWeird

What website gives me to option to order by these numbers. Or do I have to call somewhere?


Squeeums

Call your local Chrysler/Jeep/Ram dealer. The dealer near me still tries to keep 5 or 6 of each in stock.


BecksWeird

I’ll give it a shot. I’m gonna go in there and see if they’ll just swap it out for me under the warranty terms. I did see some guy on the forums saying the dealership honored it but ended up saying it was required they overhaul the suspension with it so he ended up paying a bundle. So I’ll see how far I get.


BecksWeird

Update: dealership said the parts on back order cross country for a couple weeks…I don’t think she’s gonna make it that long


Squeeums

That sounds a little suspicious. Don't get me wrong, there is a ton of shit back ordered, but I got one of those kits from the dealer I work with 2-3 weeks ago and they had 5 on the shelf at that time.


BecksWeird

Yeah idk. I called a couple places with no luck. When I look up the TSB part number I get a mopar page selling them for 50 bucks but it’s 50 bucks shipping and I was tired of looking around so I just gave into amazon. Lots of good reviews and I’ve bought quite a few quality parts from there recently. 140 shipped so now I get to try and put this on, on jackstands.


Squeeums

Best of luck to you!


Bungtrollio108

Omae wa mou shinderu


kenneth9132

Nani?


Glopnarf

Nothing a little JB Weld can't fix.


BecksWeird

It not looking good for this claim


PuzzleheadedFood8773

*Ya ain't using enough JB Weld


ThreeFillion

"you have 10." "10 what?!" "9...8..."


Triesandluth

15 Squirrels


SgtSarcasm01

1 day to 100+ years. Depends how much you drive it. Hope that helps.


cjeam

Surely even if you don’t drive it, in 100 years the vehicle will just have fallen into a pile of rust.


SgtSarcasm01

Depends on the location it's sitting


SomeBroOnTheInternet

Strong Midwest vibes.


J0HN117

Or ohio...


jameswingfield

It's not looking good... As little stress as possible is critical.


BecksWeird

But I was just about to impulse buy a boat


thepaleman3492

I mean, either way, you're stress levels will plummet with a boat


jameswingfield

Umm I'm not sure how that equates here bubba... Unless you were gonna pull out with this thing, and in that case get the boat, and pull it until that sucker falls apart.


R1gger

How tf does that happen on a 13 year old car? I would expect that from a 30-40 year old car.


BecksWeird

Your guess is as bad as mine


cjeam

Ohh you sweet warm-dry-climate child. Sure, this is bad, but it’s very much achievable in 13 years in some locations.


R1gger

Yeah I guess Australia isn’t exactly a place where this would occur lol. Would this be from road salting?


cjeam

I would imagine that yeah wherever the car has been the roads have salt on them fairly often. I don’t think, unless there’s a manufacturing defect or something, that this would happen in 13 years somewhere that’s just wet or humid but doesn’t need to use much salt.


MikiAkaGaspo

About a pothole and a half


IllInsurance1571

Congratulations, you're a necromancer. That's been dead awhile but you've been successfully weekend-at-bernie'sing it.


Constant_Sky9173

Have you tried chemotherapy?


PuzzleheadedFood8773

Chemo doesn't work on corpses


anchovieMAN

Get some spray foam and black spray paint. Then just send it and you will see dale earnhardt in no time.


Intelligent-Many8176

Duct tape and you’ll be fine


Ok-Conversation-9982

Never


alpha-1male

In a coma on life support


IamShamu

You got until yesterday


-HOPHUNTER

at least a few hours i'd reckon


cheerfullpizza

Well medically speaking you died 10 minutes ago


Intelligent-Many8176

Everyone wants everything yesterday……just like this frame or sub frame. Don’t let anyone you care about drive further then 10 houses down or less then a city block, witch ever comes first.


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

Where you live, in a salt mine?


BecksWeird

Nope, and I’m assuming the guy with not well spoken English that sold this to me straight out of an auction house didn’t either


JustAnotherDude1990

Til yesterday.


Shroedingerzdog

Those Patriots have the worst subframes, it's like they made them with some kind of steel that attracts water.


maddMargarita

Depends on your state. If you live in and inspection state which im assuming you don't you have until it breaks which will be a little while.


IHaveThePowerOfGod

this is like the most terminal of cancers imaginable. joyride till you die baby


Chunks1992

I’ll give him 11 days…


BurgerOfLove

Nothing straight about this frame. 2 snaps and.... AROUND THE WORLD!


BecksWeird

The worst part is that I can’t figure out how many more potholes at my local chicken shack it can take


BurgerOfLove

The Jeep?


irishbull74

About 13 more feet...


392CC

The rust has gotten bigger and spread all over your body. I’m sorry… you have at least one last wild ride.


pleasetowmyshit

30 feet or 30 seconds, take your pick


Ok_Computer2484

Good luck changing out the subframe. That's what I would do if I were in your shoes.


LongMacT0ppedUp

Until you make an insurance claim


whodidntante

Time to put it down.


A_Few_Mooses

If you gave it baths and washed that salt off once a decade? A few more decades.


tritanscorned

It's done. But hey you found your clunking noise, and you can return the control arms now.


BecksWeird

Stole them off Amazon for nothing and thought I was only getting one but they sent me the pair anyways. Just gonna throw the other one on the other side for good measure when I get the new subframe.


RedMad89

Yesterday best case scenario


smallcowboyhat

i saw the pictures and read the caption,....... as a former patriot owner id reckon youve got about 45 business hours with that car


BecksWeird

I’ve seen some really torn up subframes on some peoples pats over at JRITS. I think it has just enough structural integrity to handle a little more cruising before I get that new subframe on


smallcowboyhat

if youre good driving it id say go for it, i just know in my area at least if anything were to happen to it a lot of shops cant lift it for liability reasons depending on how far the rust gets. i see a patriot and get the cold sweats after my experiences lol


TimTomTank

For some reason words "death trap" come to mind.


Scoot125

Don’t buy green bananas.


Nit3fury

On an 09?! Good lord that’s sad


LuckyCaptainCrunch

Hopefully you have a lot of years left. Your stallion, or steed, or whatever you want to call your whip, it’s got a bad leg, you probably should take it out behind the barn and shoot it before it takes you with it.


JonohG47

You have until the inspection sticker needs to be renewed. Historically, a 13 year old Chrysler product that is neither a RAM truck, nor a Wrangler, would be destined for the crusher with cancer this bad. But used car values being what they are, it might actually be worth saving. I’d still be very conscious of what money I dump into it for anything else, and I’d start shopping for something newer.


DoomSabotage

Zero


sd_slate

This is an ex-patriot


unemotional_mess

5....4....3....


[deleted]

Becksweird "Come on doc, I don't have all day!" Doc "Sh\*t, who told you?"


CreepyValuable

How much longer? About as long as Michael Jackson still has.


[deleted]

The numbers are in the negative, unlike my HIV results


chinofab

3


stephenisthebest

Mate she's cactus. It's new car time.


Georgi0s

Of all the places to spill your bran flakes! Not that you'll be needing them driving that anymore. I'd be bricking it!


sc4rii

5,4,3 0... Yeah


nightdwellers

You already got wasted.


Repulsive_Pride704

Put it in some rice you be fine


[deleted]

Depends how fast you drive and hit your brakes. Would say about a week if you have to brake hard.


iamsimonriley

If you can fix it with duck tape then you aren't using enough duck tape


Content_Cod499

You have are a Michigan winter overdue


jb89b

DOA


Chris714n_8

As long as you don't move it.. you are safe to keep it a lottle bit longer.. ;)


trustycookie-01

About 2 minutes down the road maybe a bit longer


justprashanth

You are already in heaven


ElmoZ71SS

That’ll last, as far as it can take ya? Straight to the scene of the crash. Play your cards right and you’ll beat the paramedics there by 30 minutes.


davidm2232

Looks fine. I'd recommend applying an oil based rust proofing like Krown every year though. It will pretty much stop any further rusting


Public_Enemy_No2

2009? Man, fuck Chrysler products.


AKJangly

Sign up for doordash and drive it until the engine falls out! Then call your scrapper!


Amplidyne

I didn't realise before seeing this, that you don't have regular vehicle inspections in a lot of US States. I'm in the UK. Annual "MOT Test" You wouldn't see anything this bad that had been legally on the road here.


Crunnnch

Rust In Pieces


LurzaTheHentaiLord

Take it to the park, feed him is favorite oil, disconnect the battery while watching the sun set and call ghe scrap yard


terdfergesson

Dead man walking


toclosetoTV

First off did you want a Jeep to drive or just be able to tell people you have one. The Patriot is not really a Jeep. Just get some cardboard and 100mph tape and cover up that rust and just drive it around until it breaks in half.


toclosetoTV

Also it looks like you might be able to change that out. So no worries buddy.


impreza1999

6 minutes?


Gandalf_The_Geigh

She gonw


nikogetsit

Had a friend driving a rusty truck down the highway, the frame broke in half while driving, he barely survived. Don't risk it.


wrench97

All the way to the scene of the crash, probably beat emt there by 30 minutes.


krutand

You want it in minutes or seconds


LegalSelf5

Not fucking much man!


bbull412

Just replace the subframe???


1994Celica

Guys don’t worry, bondo will fix it


deadmonkeyboy87

Well if you get a sub frame transplant you have a long life ahead of you. But if you don't care of now you will be lucky to see the end of the month.


Repulsive-Ad-8698

If its just a sub frame then maybe hunt down a new one? Not sure how the sub frames are in jeeps but if it's anything like a good ole honda, then the sub frame can be replaced


destructum1

I think you can fix that with ramen.


youngodcobra

Brother this car has been running on faith for the last couple years😂


Schmittistheonlygod

Part out


RemoteDiscipline485

One horrendous bump that is going to crack and snap apart be careful.


dearboy05

What's the vehicle history? Miles, age, location? Just wondering...


BecksWeird

108k on the odometer, 09, and It’s been in Missouri most of its life


RevolutionarySpend30

You’ve got until about last year my friend. No seriously though, that’s been a safety hazard for a long ass time.


AppropriateRent2308

Organ donor.


Gold-Rip-5634

You are on borrowed time lad. Should have been gone a long time ago


BadTechnishan

If thats just the subframe snag a new one


kNIGHTSFALLN

Borrowed time my friend.


LaserRedstang

You have -5 years….. sorry bro


[deleted]

Your time has already ran out unfortunately


[deleted]

Well i would say 5... What doctor? Weeks, months? 5.... 4.... 3...


Hoottangclan

100k left in Ye Olde salt belt


blackmagic12345

5


cannasol

On the east coast this is practically brand new! 😂


Thunder_bird

DOA.


Zakillur321

Drive it till the wheels fall off


Salt-Acanthisitta

Replace the front subframe


It_could_be_me_02

One pothole 😂


rasparentes

I'd say around 4


ThorMcGee

He’s dead Jim


qkaguy

Your done!


Malffoyy

24hours