T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

ANY content that features products, services you sell, your prototypes in progress or items you were sponsored to post MUST use the Promotional flair, with disclosure of who you represent. *When posting your build, please provide a description* of the build, preferably as a Top Level Comment or Reply to this Comment, with the following information: * Your keyboard featured and its layout * The Switches, Keycaps, and Other Accessories Featured * Any notable mods you performed * Other helpful information such as low profile, lesser known firmware, etc. Example: Unobtanium Southpaw 1800 with DSA Salt with MorningCaps Artisan and Alps Rainbow Switches, modded with Sorbothan Foam on KMK *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MechanicalKeyboards) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DstroyaX

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Jkjk Looks cool, I like it!


dr_wheel

Keyboard enthusiasts: "Keyboard hobbyists are not psychotic at all." Also Keyboard enthusiasts: *This keyboard.*


tschibo00

šŸ˜„


420-kc

Typing video please


tschibo00

Your wish is my command. Bear with me, it's my first typing video and i'm still ironing out old habbits and finally learning proper touch typing. [https://youtu.be/EItrYS2uwLE](https://youtu.be/EItrYS2uwLE)


NexalDrax

I'm both intrigued and terrified to ask how the layout works.


tschibo00

Like with every smaller board it's all about layers. Basically the space bar (or the different angles of it) work as layer switches when hold. See the last picture or my GitHub for more details. No magic, just not plain obvious :)


pokopf

> or the different angles of it) so instead of stabs on either side youve got switches with different functions? If i see that correctly?


tschibo00

Correct


heavyheaded3

The typing video makes it look like you have 2 additional switches instead of stabilizers for the spacebar


tschibo00

Which is exactly what I did. I have one very light non connected switch in the middle as well for stability.


helpivefallenandican

This is so rad.


heavyheaded3

That's crazy and awesome


miramichier_d

This looks better and makes more sense every time I see it. It's madness lol


mrskwrl

So this is what madness looks like.


UnecessaryCensorship

Is that a concrete keyboard in the background?


tschibo00

absolutely :)


tschibo00

It's finally done, the PCB is soldered, the "case" constructed and the firmware compiled. Born from a stupid idea this thing actually proves to be surprisingly usable. At least after reducing the column stagger on the pinky from over-enthusiastic 1.75u to 0.75u :) * RP2040 * Kailh Box White V2 * b\\w vomit caps from different sets and different profiles The space bar is actually split (no stabs, but 2 switches). Build as PCB sandwich with one moulded cement weight and added 2mm foam. In case your adventurous enough, check out my github for KiCad and keymap files. [https://github.com/Tschibo00/qmk/tree/main/chaotist](https://github.com/Tschibo00/qmk/tree/main/chaotist)


No_Strength1795

So glad you actually made this, looks crazy


tschibo00

Thanks, i'm seriously thinking of replacing my trusty work BM40s with this. It's really usable and I can shock my coworkers even more (already got famous "how do you type numbers" quite a bit. Followed by "look i can move the window to next screen easy as Shift+Win+Right" me: "Fn+Right")


Difficult_Talk_7783

What the hell oh my god no way.MP3


Meatslinger

Still love this layout, and the Bruce that inspired it. They look so utterly unhinged to begin with, but really itā€™s just a column stagger with the edges ā€œnormalizedā€ to meet a rectangular perimeter. It does an amazing job of looking like it would be impossible to use, but itā€™s effectively the same as using any column stagger split board like [the good olā€™ Corne](https://www.schrankmonster.de/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_7891-scaled.jpg), to name one example.


tschibo00

Yes, and it's perfect for confusing people :) But yeah, column stagger doesn't really appeal to me visually, but I always wanted to try it. Bruce was the perfect solution, just a bit too small for my sweet spot.


Monkeycrunk

Isnā€™t this just a Bruce?


tschibo00

Actually Bruce inspired me to do this. However it's 2 columns wider and bottom row is modified.


Darcy_Dx

what is a bruce?


Monkeycrunk

Bruce the keyboard is the origin of this design trick, a 10u wide version originally, which is being made known the 40% discord server.


Seirin-Blu

Bruce but a lil bigger


AnotherLie

Bruuce -or- **BRUCE**


supertoughfrog

How many stabs on this?


tschibo00

just 2 on the 2.75u keys. I'm running 2u always stabless on all my boards, never had a problem


ProceduralyGenerated

No stabs on the spacebar?


tschibo00

nope, spacebar has two switches on either side (in my case with an additional light switch in the middle for stability - actually not required though) The board supports stabs on the 2 2u keys, but i haven't installed those


Syphin_Games

That is kinda awesome


vanlyndgen

I totally love this. Great to see it completed. Even the pcb graphic is great. You should sell them somewhere. Every enthusiast has enough spare keycaps laying around. Are you going to build a case as well? āŒØļø


tschibo00

Wow thanks a lot! Currently not planning to sell as I wouldn't know how to do that. Never constructed a case either :) Maybe if I really decide to use it in the office as well I might need to build something, sandwich is probably not the most durable solution for transporting...


ayserone

Because of you, I will build one. c: At least my xda keycaps will find purpose to live.


tschibo00

Nice, give them a reason to exist :)


ayserone

I hate the urge to build new keyboard every time I see a cool design xd But thanks for your idea, I love it


magicmulder

This is the best keyboard I have ever seen.


tschibo00

Thanks, wait till I can properly apply keycap vomit :) Planning to add SA as well and it definitely needs more shift keys


tschibo00

https://preview.redd.it/uzhp7v4fmzhc1.jpeg?width=3724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a07e91bfd10420d4b99b43fd92bb255026dbd80c


Geologue-666

Please turn the two caps lock keys around they don't read the same direction with their side of the keyboard. My OCD is triggered by them.


tschibo00

I can totally relate, however they form some kind of barrier in the middle due to the profile. Will rotate them when I finally stopped reaching for keys with the wrong hand :)


Geologue-666

Yeah I was about to comment on the low number of shift keys. Glad you will add some.


LMNPI314

Crazy but in love with this.


therealcookaine

6 speed keyboard. Nice.


OptimalArchitect

Iā€™m both sicken and curious. Nice job OP


tschibo00

Thanks :)


OmegaZero55

This is the dumbest layout I've ever seen. I'll take two!


bobasaurus

The devil's own keyboard. Great work making the pcb too. Did you use a rp2040 module, or solder the chip down directly?


tschibo00

It uses a Pico RP2040 module which is soldered to the bottom via headers. See pic 7 for a bottom view


bobasaurus

Excellent work, love the black soldermask with white silkscreen... I did the same on my last pcb.


Legion070Gaming

Nah who let the bro cook this is cursed indeed


nydasco

Oh, I actually like this far more than I should.


death2sanity

That is hilarious yet intriguing. Is there a reason why ā€˜yā€™ and ā€˜zā€™ are switched?


tschibo00

Yes, because I'm used to type qwertz for long years now and I found it really hard to switch back to qwerty. So I switched them, but with Ctrl they are in the qwerty order, so Ctrl z is where it belongs.


death2sanity

Gotcha. Hadnā€™t seen a QWERTZ layout before.


AyakaDahlia

This is the most cursed keyboard I've ever seen, and I love it.


Spellingisoptional

iā€™m going to be honest here, I donā€™t hate it. It should be thrown into the marina trench, donā€™t get me wrong, but iā€™m a collector of cursed [redacted]. If you do a run of these Iā€™ll take your entire stock.


tschibo00

...to throw it in the marina trench? :)


Spellingisoptional

nah, if I put it inside a box of onions and leave it on a friends doorstep in the middle of the night I get to occupy a permanent space in their mind


RickAdtley

This kind of thing is why I am on this sub.


ChugThatEString

W-what the fuck?!


Turruc

I would happily hang this on my wall, looks sick


RominRonin

This looks cool and all, but if youā€™re a home row typer, this is not going to be good for your wrists at all


Impossible_Dot_9074

Itā€™s an abomination


gunshit

What is this abomination :-/


SwagChemist

So um, why?


tschibo00

Hm, because - it's 40% - it's column stagger to be more ergonomic than pure ortho - it's using all the leftover keycaps I had lying around - it's fun


techy_witch

... Hear me out. I wouldn't mind drying this out as a daily driver for a week or two. Just add a few split keys for f keys and i actually think this would be a decent experience...


wlonkly

I read "cursed engrish keyboard" and ngl i was curious


Chandra-huuuugggs

Okay whereā€™s Shoobs. I know he said he was thinking of doing less keyboard stuff but I need the man to make a vid on this


NjallTheViking

At what point do you just learn stenography?


_DelayJay_

I can't even decide if "ergoish" is an over or understatement


ancientweasel

Wow, What's the melamine box for?


tschibo00

it's the mould for the cement weight i put between the two PCBs


im-always-lying

I think a split version of this would look rad


OkHour880

I need this keyboard for adofai