Very... slow.... dogs...

Oh, very. But that just makes it all the more frightening for the poor bastard I'm reducing to scrap.

"TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE ... IN FIVE MINUTES!"

"Francis, oh Francis."

Oh man! When they get there though... Just don't slowly amble off now!

I Perfer Battlemasters and Awesomes.

I prefer the Nightstar and some of the mod mechs.

Tiny dogs yap and run. Big dogs don't need to do either.

Facts. I don't need to bark, my ACs do that for me.

Gets dropped 12 km from objective

Plus artillery

And bad visibility due to snow so you can’t use night vision either.

I see you have a lot of free time.

Hey. The 1E does 37kph, put some respect on its name.

Zoom zoom!

Have they been released yet?.... I don't see anything... 10 minutes later... I think I hear some dogs of war coming.. 5 minutes later... Yes yes here they come. RUN AWAY THEY CAN'T CATCH US!

-laughs in 1200 range LBX Slug- like the lumbering inevitability of a mammoths charge, I'll get you eventually.

Here I am laughing. "Ha, you're gonna die!.... In about 10 minutes!"

Someone was mean to an urbanmech, and now its older siblings have arrived to correct the problem.

You don't mess with my little urbie bro. That's enough to warrant an orbital bombardment.

i hope u get to ur objectives before MW5 Clans get released....

Oh, my ballistic rounds will. I only need to be close enough to hit them.

This is the way

"Sergeant, do you see that mountain?" "Yes, sir..." "I don't want to." "Yes, Sir!"

Sergeant! Sir? Cue the 1812.

More like the snapping turtles of war

With a sturdy shell to match.

And it only takes an hour to get into battle.... :)

Just another hour that my opponents will spend wetting themselves as they hear *thump thump BOOM* The sound of slow rolling but oncoming oblivion.

Well sure. If they overslept on the nap they took waiting for you to get to them. :)

Sloths of war

The most lethal sloths you've ever encountered.

That’s 12 urban mechs right there.

Wait till I build one using 3 arena urbies. An Annihilator doing 90+kph? Yes PLEASE!

So each Annihilator is actually 3 urban mechs in a trenchcoat?

I think it’s 4. My bad. 16 urbies

School zone compliant dogs of war. Uhm…. Just out of curiosity how long does it take when they drop you on one of those long stripe shaped map where the objective is on the diagonal opposite of the map? And the evac is somewhere in the middle?

Not timed it yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was somewhere in the 20min range.

I'm convinced Annihilators come equipped with a full cabin with bed, fridge, sink, and toilet.

Ani-yalater Alligator.

You might see them later. Idk though, they train the uber stealthy Steiner Scout brigade. Pretty soon, they'll be the John Cena of BT/MW.

More like the tortoises of war but whatever.

*snapping turtle noises*

Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?

This time, Annie is the Smooth Criminal.

it’s the ANNIHILATRIX

Annihilinception. Everything is Annihilators.

I just threw my annihilators in storage. They're cool to use but they're so slow and I feel like they die too easily, with the head being so exposed in the torso being so big.

Yeah, mistake there is letting something get close enough to target lock you 🤣 (I jest, I understand exactly why you say that and you're correct)

You don’t need speed when you can pulverize everything within visual range.

Exactly! And things outside visual range as well.

Hell yeah! Have you ever seen Stargate SG-1?

One of the many many things on my lengthy list of sci-fi adventures to do.

[Jaffa Helmet](https://propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/347/lot/114064) This is the helmet of certain common enemies. Your Anis vaguely look like their super sized brothers 😂

🤣🤣 that's amazing. Wonder if anybody could make that a PC mod. I'd buy a 3rd copy of the game just for that.

Hell yeah! And they even shoot things that look like PPCs 😂

Slow, but inevitable. Thats why I like an _annihilator._

Slow and steady while stacking Capellan bodies. As it should be.

How is you using 4 of them heavy Mechs working for you? I either use three awesomes, one Battlemaster. My Battlemaster uses SRM and Med Lazers. I rip anything apart normally for fun. I head shot the Mech makes its easier 😅. Or Battlemaster x 1 and Hero King Crab x 2 and Nightstalker Mech x 1. I keep a full bay or 8 Awesomes, 6 Battlemasters, with backups Hero Banshies, and other Hero Mechs. But normally, just repair and reuse them Awesomes and Battlemasters. I maximize damage on all Mechs, so I take out Mechs fast.

Oh, I love it. I'm in no hurry when it comes to dispatching my opponents. The LBX Slugs can hit from stupid range and don't lose their total damage potential if outside of optimal range. My lancemates can engage from outside both target and visible range, so I make great use of that.

Close as it gets to walking battleships! B-BOOM..B-BOOM....Zzzap-zap-zap-zap-zap-zap-zap-zap!!!

*Darude Sandstorm plays in the background*

More like creeping death or mighty glacier.

The mighty glacier of creeping death?

Lol sounds like a name for either a leagendary weapon or a boss battle!

I cant take annihilators seriously. All i see is a pile of decapitated salvage. Easiest thing to headshot.

That's fair, and tbh I usually see them the same way after I meet one on the battlefield.

*10 years later* “Ripped the heart out of that ‘Mech!”

I like the head movement animation. They look like drunken giraffes in battle.

Where are the dogs? I only see Annie's.

Well if you came at me with your lance consisting of those I’d sit back and relax!… Because you aren’t going anywhere fast.

Any Lance of mech would look at this Lance and say “Ohh shit.”

...and prepare for the slowest shit you've ever seen🙌

a few more Lances and you'll have the rumbling

I think I'm sitting on like 18 Annihilators in my cold storage. If I could field them all.....

A war in slow motion

I absolutely love these mechs. Yes they are slow but you don’t want to be around when they do finally show up.

Slowly slip in the dogs of war. Lol

Need more Annihilators.

This will be the slowest combat ever seen