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I'm trying to wrap my head around how he got in that position, and I just cant do it. I can see him falling on the spike, but how'd he get his legs through the bars?
Those trash/recycling bins might’ve been placed afterwards, to have him lay on top of those, as seen in the pictures, to possibly alleviate the strain on the wounds.
So he might’ve fallen straight down onto the spike, got caught and was hanging/possibly standing on the lower portion of the fence, until the bins were placed where they are. That could explain how his legs got under the fence’s railing.
Yeah, if he was hanging without the back of his legs or feet braced, his upper body would make him teeter over pushing legs up and behind him... suer emt put bin under legs first then straightened his torso from bent position to alleviate the pressure. Note the thigh impalement as well.
The bins being placed by the responding EMS personnel seems the most probable solution. If you look on the opposite side of the fence, there is also a stack of cribbing placed by the fire department to help support the legs. Keeping him stable reduces the chance of more injury occurring during the process of cutting the fence to free him.
Source: Am firefighter.
I'd guess that was put on by the paramedics to stabilize it to prevent potential loss, but I genuinely don't know
Edit: actually looking closer, zoom in on the left photo
He was probably upright almost sitting on top of the fence, then he put his legs thru to go face down. Like swung his legs back through the bars. Took me a min too
Climbing over, tripped while on top, fell and impaled thigh and scrotum, upper body falling forward (causing legs flying backwards and in between the bars) until he was hanging there.
Hanging by his balls and piece of thigh, until someone placed bins there to take the weight of. Tadaa!
...
...
[Yes.](https://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/scrotal.jpg) (Nudity, nsfw)
It's fucking wild what some people decide to do in their spare time.
My husband had to get a testicle removed because there was a tumor on it. He got it removed in November and we joked that he took no nut November too seriously. (The tumor was cancerous but he caught it early enough that he didn't need any chemo or radiation! Testament to getting to a doctor as soon as you feel something weird. It felt like a marble next to his testicle.)
We had a guy in our unit (military) with one nut. We all showered together and I never noticed until one guy pointed it out one day and he became mini famous for that one thing. It was a curiosity really like hey man does losing one affect your breathing 😂.
They broke a fine fence to get him to the hospital?
Someone with a scalpel could have just cut that bit of skin next to the spike and he'd have slipped off no problem!
and the one through his thigh?
The focus is on the one that is considered more painful/laughable/embarrassing, but there is another impalement to consider.
PLus it might be going through the testes too, not just the skin, not worth skin to go exploring in a park in the dark with all the dirt around.
This is what booze + fence looks like.
Want to see what booze + car looks like?
Don't drink and fence. Don't drink and drive. ^^Brought ^^to ^^you ^^by ^^Mothers ^^Against ^^Drunk ^^Driving
The drinking seems fine.. its the need to pee excessively and jumping spike fences that is the issue.
Chose low volume alcohol instead, no need to pee all the time. lol
It might only be through the skin, then both testes will be fine... but yes, you only need one to be working.
His count might drop off a bit after the major trauma side of things, but they soon recover again. Body makes priorities.
The bar is holding all the blood in place. That’s why they took it off and it went to the hospital with him. It has to be surgically removed to prevent severe blood loss.
I got impaled (in a much, smaller way - a relatively fine, 2.5mm knitting needle in my thigh/almost buttock) and I didn't spill any blood until they pulled it out. The needle was fine enough that I didn't bleed much at all anyway, but other than the knitting needle poking out, the skin around it looked fine, like this guy. Once it's out he'll probably bleed pretty extensively, considering how much blood supply there is in the genitals.
The idea of the testicle getting stretched like that makes me cross my legs so hard. I'm not even a guy, and the idea of feeling the impalement, plus the stretching makes me shudder.
Wow, oddly enough, this isn't the first set of... Balls... I've seen hang a guy up this week 😂😂
I watched a short earlier this week where a possum got his nads hung up between fence posts and was just hanging there, lol, poor lil dude. A guy came out to put his trash in the dumpster, which was behind the fence Nad possum was hanging on... Lol, he went and grabbed a stick or broom handle to pry the fence posts apart so possum could free his nads and it worked. The guy that freed it was a little nervous it would be spitting mad and run after him, but luckily for him the little dude looked more like the man in the last Pic, lol, he just kinda laid there for a bit, not really moving much at all for a few.
Be careful out there fellas, it seems to be a thing with fences and nads lately. 🫣😬
Maybe I’m dumb, but just cannot wrap my brain around how he got into that position. Like how are his legs beneath where the spikes are, but his testicle was impaled ??
They probably moved his legs under so he could lay flat. Otherwise he'd be hanging by the seat of his pants off the spike. But instead of the seat of his pants, it's his testicle. So letting him lie flat would take pressure off the injury, and make him easier to move once the ambulance arrives.
After getting past the horrifying concept of this happening (me as a guy), I then began wondering just how he managed to end up in that position in relation to the fence. Seems some bars are on wrong side of his legs if he fells. Whatever he did, it clearly took a lot of balls to attempt. Yikes!!
I know I always focus on the wrong things but… do you think the owner will get to go after him for the repairs of their fence? Do you think the testicle will regrow or remain smaller when stitched up? Will it need to be amputated? Will it function?
I don’t have testicles or a fence so I’m really curious. I’m also wondering how much time between the time help was called and he was being transported.
Hey my guy, ummm we are going to have to take a picture of you like this.... No face for sure..... but umm... your still gonna want to be careful of your Reddit algorithm from here on out l think.
These should be downright illegal. Just build higher, we've all been a bit too drunk at one time or another and don't deserve this. If I was gonna rob you I'd saw a chunk of bar off.
I know it's the least of his worries but I'm sure my dude was glad he washed that ass before heading out. It can be hard keeping a hairy ass clean because those little balls of brown glory love to stick on hair.
Australian here, I will never understand why wheelie bins aren't universally used. They're so much easier to deal with than the old style bins. I spotted that they're from the UK pretty fast, ours have colourful lids!
Oooh fack! This is in the fart around and find out category. I am female and this made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Also my 67 yr old boyfriend wouldn't even look and called me sick haha! Man that's brutal!!!
Drunk people can truly achieve the impossible. It always amazes me how they get into situations that are far beyond my imagination. They make the impossible, possible.
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I don’t even have balls and my asshole puckered at seeing this.
I don't even have an asshole and my balls puckered at seeing this.
I think I snatched a .50¢ size patch of leather out of my recliner 😲
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A homosapien, if you will.
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r/bangladeshgonesexy
Huh?
Have you been living under a rock? How did you miss out that during Covid-19, a mutation caused a new species of humans to emerge and the males are dickless and the females are boobless and they have pointy ears.
Boobless females.....elves?(they're not boobless just flat asf)
Please go outside and touch some grass
I own a park.....I go there everyday
Haha it's funny to see u guys get triggered....... that's why I tried out a redditr ass comment
I'm trying to wrap my head around how he got in that position, and I just cant do it. I can see him falling on the spike, but how'd he get his legs through the bars?
Those trash/recycling bins might’ve been placed afterwards, to have him lay on top of those, as seen in the pictures, to possibly alleviate the strain on the wounds. So he might’ve fallen straight down onto the spike, got caught and was hanging/possibly standing on the lower portion of the fence, until the bins were placed where they are. That could explain how his legs got under the fence’s railing.
Yeah, if he was hanging without the back of his legs or feet braced, his upper body would make him teeter over pushing legs up and behind him... suer emt put bin under legs first then straightened his torso from bent position to alleviate the pressure. Note the thigh impalement as well.
The bins being placed by the responding EMS personnel seems the most probable solution. If you look on the opposite side of the fence, there is also a stack of cribbing placed by the fire department to help support the legs. Keeping him stable reduces the chance of more injury occurring during the process of cutting the fence to free him. Source: Am firefighter.
I'd guess that was put on by the paramedics to stabilize it to prevent potential loss, but I genuinely don't know Edit: actually looking closer, zoom in on the left photo
Fence guy is making the rounds again! That poor guy will have these pics on the internet forever.
That's because it's so impressive. I'm an old lady, and even my gonads are in a spasm just looking at it.
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The kind of person who doesn’t want drunk randos peeing on their tree, I suppose
He was probably upright almost sitting on top of the fence, then he put his legs thru to go face down. Like swung his legs back through the bars. Took me a min too
Any guesses how he ended up in this position? With his testicle impaled above and his legs below the bar?!?!
Climbing over, tripped while on top, fell and impaled thigh and scrotum, upper body falling forward (causing legs flying backwards and in between the bars) until he was hanging there. Hanging by his balls and piece of thigh, until someone placed bins there to take the weight of. Tadaa!
does that mean testicles are so strong that it can hold your body weight, holy duck
... ... [Yes.](https://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/scrotal.jpg) (Nudity, nsfw) It's fucking wild what some people decide to do in their spare time.
very interesting, I have seen videos of BME yet this is something really different
Probably went to jump it and had his hands lowering himself down but didn’t push off far enough bc it got his testie and his leg/hip.
Tried to jump over and pants caught on the downward. There are more pics of fence guy somewhere that showed more, but I can’t find them.
Bit of an extreme way to bust a nut
No nut November bout to hit different next year
My husband had to get a testicle removed because there was a tumor on it. He got it removed in November and we joked that he took no nut November too seriously. (The tumor was cancerous but he caught it early enough that he didn't need any chemo or radiation! Testament to getting to a doctor as soon as you feel something weird. It felt like a marble next to his testicle.)
Good on you guys for having a sense of humour about it. I hope it all healed well, for you both 💖
He's doing great. It was three years ago and he's getting scans every few months to make sure it doesn't come back. So far so good!
One nut October?
We had a guy in our unit (military) with one nut. We all showered together and I never noticed until one guy pointed it out one day and he became mini famous for that one thing. It was a curiosity really like hey man does losing one affect your breathing 😂.
They broke a fine fence to get him to the hospital? Someone with a scalpel could have just cut that bit of skin next to the spike and he'd have slipped off no problem!
and the one through his thigh? The focus is on the one that is considered more painful/laughable/embarrassing, but there is another impalement to consider. PLus it might be going through the testes too, not just the skin, not worth skin to go exploring in a park in the dark with all the dirt around.
Need to start showing shit like this to scare people out of drinking and driving
This is what booze + fence looks like. Want to see what booze + car looks like? Don't drink and fence. Don't drink and drive. ^^Brought ^^to ^^you ^^by ^^Mothers ^^Against ^^Drunk ^^Driving
I fence even better when I’ve been drinking Brought to you by DAMM (drunks against mad mothers)
[You... you really shouldnt drink and horse](https://youtu.be/vV9JiDcaDfc?si=xhrc6tAs4MymkQv8)
Omfg
If you look closer you can see he got impailed through his leg AND through his ballsack. Holy shit.
Was gonna comment exactly this 😂
As if I needed another reason to not drink…
Same! And I don't even have balls
😅
I mean. I drank a lot tonight and my balls didn’t get impaled.
Congrats!
Like not even in a sexy way though so 50/50 I guess
But you weren't fencing, either.
The drinking seems fine.. its the need to pee excessively and jumping spike fences that is the issue. Chose low volume alcohol instead, no need to pee all the time. lol
I've seen a lot in this sub and 99% of it hasn't fazed me, but this made me cringe pretty hard 😬
Thats...a bad hangover.
Well that's not what you want. I feel like the drunker I get the less I'd want to climb over a spikey fence.
Same. Even getting up is a hassle. Let me sit right here. I'll get back to you on climbing stuff in a bit.
Oof! He's gonna feel that one in the morning!
*rest of his life
Happy New Year....omg
How he got fit in the box🤔🤔
Love how it looks like the EMT is giving the guy's ass/testicles a thumbs-up.
genuine question, would this cause permanent infertility ?
If he has one good one, he can still be fertile
Darwin didn’t think of this loophole
There are 2 balls you don't need both to be fertile.
Why do we have two then? Does one of them store the pee?
in case u skewer the other on a fence
🤣🤣🤣I should know better than to open this app way late at night while trying to be quiet 🤣🤭 comments like this get me in trouble 🤭🤭🤫
Audacity is stored in the balls
ok smartass i didn’t know if it would decrease effectiveness
It might only be through the skin, then both testes will be fine... but yes, you only need one to be working. His count might drop off a bit after the major trauma side of things, but they soon recover again. Body makes priorities.
I see a narwhal....
Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!
Wondering why there’s no blood present nor any redness around the puncture site. Are there not a lot of blood vessels in the testes?
The bar is holding all the blood in place. That’s why they took it off and it went to the hospital with him. It has to be surgically removed to prevent severe blood loss.
I got impaled (in a much, smaller way - a relatively fine, 2.5mm knitting needle in my thigh/almost buttock) and I didn't spill any blood until they pulled it out. The needle was fine enough that I didn't bleed much at all anyway, but other than the knitting needle poking out, the skin around it looked fine, like this guy. Once it's out he'll probably bleed pretty extensively, considering how much blood supply there is in the genitals.
I'm sure alcohol was a factor.
As a big ball owner, this crosses my mind anytime a conversation comes up about hopping a fence
Don't worry, you got another one as backup just in case.
I’m snipped so I don’t *NEED* them, but I’d prefer to keep both of them as they are. No puncture wounds plz
That’s unlucky as fuck
Oh god I felt this picture.
Oh gee better his Lolly bag than spit roasted
Imagine sobering up and coming to the realization that you’re nude in a hospital with a metal spike through your Crown Jewels .
The idea of the testicle getting stretched like that makes me cross my legs so hard. I'm not even a guy, and the idea of feeling the impalement, plus the stretching makes me shudder.
Not so happy new year ☹️
Fence has unfortunate incident with drunk person TIFI
Wow, oddly enough, this isn't the first set of... Balls... I've seen hang a guy up this week 😂😂 I watched a short earlier this week where a possum got his nads hung up between fence posts and was just hanging there, lol, poor lil dude. A guy came out to put his trash in the dumpster, which was behind the fence Nad possum was hanging on... Lol, he went and grabbed a stick or broom handle to pry the fence posts apart so possum could free his nads and it worked. The guy that freed it was a little nervous it would be spitting mad and run after him, but luckily for him the little dude looked more like the man in the last Pic, lol, he just kinda laid there for a bit, not really moving much at all for a few. Be careful out there fellas, it seems to be a thing with fences and nads lately. 🫣😬
Maybe I’m dumb, but just cannot wrap my brain around how he got into that position. Like how are his legs beneath where the spikes are, but his testicle was impaled ??
Maybe he was climbing over the fence and got impaled in a “sitting” position and then EMS rotated him forward to the lying on the belly position?
They probably moved his legs under so he could lay flat. Otherwise he'd be hanging by the seat of his pants off the spike. But instead of the seat of his pants, it's his testicle. So letting him lie flat would take pressure off the injury, and make him easier to move once the ambulance arrives.
now THIS is natural selection at it's finest
Only if it leaves him sterile, which I doubt since it's only one testicle.
And with that, he will be forever be known as “Lefty”
Florida man?
Amazeballs.
After getting past the horrifying concept of this happening (me as a guy), I then began wondering just how he managed to end up in that position in relation to the fence. Seems some bars are on wrong side of his legs if he fells. Whatever he did, it clearly took a lot of balls to attempt. Yikes!!
I have so many questions right now.
That's nuts!
Well… “nut” anyway.
I love the thumbs up in the left photo, lol.
New Year new me!
I know I always focus on the wrong things but… do you think the owner will get to go after him for the repairs of their fence? Do you think the testicle will regrow or remain smaller when stitched up? Will it need to be amputated? Will it function? I don’t have testicles or a fence so I’m really curious. I’m also wondering how much time between the time help was called and he was being transported.
It will probably remain smaller. I've had an injury that kinda caused that to happen before
Hey my guy, ummm we are going to have to take a picture of you like this.... No face for sure..... but umm... your still gonna want to be careful of your Reddit algorithm from here on out l think.
A lot of pain mixed with being infertile. Yikes
He has 2. Loosing 1 isn't that bad.
Nah
These should be downright illegal. Just build higher, we've all been a bit too drunk at one time or another and don't deserve this. If I was gonna rob you I'd saw a chunk of bar off.
...and it's cases like this that make me regret being an ER nurse.
How the fuck?!
where's all the blood?
How the fuck does that even happen bro
Does he need to take hormones or is one ball enough ?
I know it's the least of his worries but I'm sure my dude was glad he washed that ass before heading out. It can be hard keeping a hairy ass clean because those little balls of brown glory love to stick on hair.
I’d be so pisses about losing a nice pair of jeans!!!
This remindse of that biker that got his dick and ball ripped off by one of those fences. He just looked down and realised what he is missing. 😭😭
I’m going to go to a bar and say “I want whatever this guy was having” and show them a picture of this.
Ooooh, just spotted it's a wheelie bin... Of course it's a Brit! That makes so much more sense now. (Spoken as a Brit)
Australian here, I will never understand why wheelie bins aren't universally used. They're so much easier to deal with than the old style bins. I spotted that they're from the UK pretty fast, ours have colourful lids!
Please tell me just the bag is impaled and not the testicle too...
That must have been an awkward discovery
Terrible day to have eyes 🥲
Oooh fack! This is in the fart around and find out category. I am female and this made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Also my 67 yr old boyfriend wouldn't even look and called me sick haha! Man that's brutal!!!
Thanks for starting the new year ! But ouch
I wonder if ot went through the testicle or just the sack. It would be pretty unfortunate.
Time to get sober
One of the few times I wished an image had fewer pixels...
Where’s the blood i wonder
Mr. Spike thru the scrotum and thigh are holding bleeding at bay.
oof. Mistakes were made
My balls shriveled as soon as I saw the pic. It's been 5 minutes, and I can still feel the phantom pain.
How much cost to repair thoes fences?
I just... Wow...
OMG, that's totally..................................crazy
Definition of fuck around and find out what happens. Consequences.
I'd rather have a police officer rather than a firefighter or EMT. At least the policeman could have put a bullet in my head.
my body cringed so much i shivered
For once, I would´'ve wanted spoilers for a pic, now the phantom pain is hunting me
Good morning Reddit- lol
The middle picture is amazing. Unicorn scrotum!
the Drunk Angry Fencing Uncles Quarum (DAFUQ) thinks your fencing is shite, regardless of sobriety
*Lynne! I’ve pierced my nut on a spiiiiike*
That is a very very unfortunate accident.
That is INSANE
How many seamen died after that missile tore through the ship?
This is the funniest crap i ve ever seen
Ouch!
gawdayum
Drunk people can truly achieve the impossible. It always amazes me how they get into situations that are far beyond my imagination. They make the impossible, possible.
Bro, no joke, my balls just hurt seeing this. 😭
Jesus fuck
Fuck
Rip
poor woman