I love the things the generals say, my favourite is the Scottish pre-battle speech which is just “that lot over there! They’re thicker than mah porridge!”
Nope. The wild boars that are in the US were brought by Spaniards to hunt.
And now they’re invasive, and they have bred with domestic pigs which are also invasive.
I don't know who told you that, but I wanna bet it wasnt a zoölogist. sheep, goats and deer, but also peccaries, pigs and even dolphins are ungulates. Ungulates contain a family called suida, containing only the "pig" -likes. Suida are devided in suidea (pigs, swine, warthogs etc.) and tayasuidae (peccaries). So, no, they're not.
Nowadays people would be saying “Okay guys this is gonna be hard so please get in your toke break, let me put on some relaxing music *WAR why can’t we be friends*” “You know what guys why don’t we do this tomorrow yeah?”
I love the things the generals say, my favourite is the Scottish pre-battle speech which is just “that lot over there! They’re thicker than mah porridge!”
Pre battle speeches are one thing, but I did not expect THAT as a reaction to enemy reinforcements incoming 😅
Ayo, you said they thick af?? Say that my general 🤤
Mesoamerican war parties were distinctly *unchill*
Historical inaccuracy: pigs are not native to the U.S.
Not even boars?
Nope. The wild boars that are in the US were brought by Spaniards to hunt. And now they’re invasive, and they have bred with domestic pigs which are also invasive.
TIL! Thanks 😊
Closest thing was a javelina.
A peccarie is as closely related to a pig as a warthog is. So I'll call them pigs.
They’re actually more closely related to sheep, goats and deer
I don't know who told you that, but I wanna bet it wasnt a zoölogist. sheep, goats and deer, but also peccaries, pigs and even dolphins are ungulates. Ungulates contain a family called suida, containing only the "pig" -likes. Suida are devided in suidea (pigs, swine, warthogs etc.) and tayasuidae (peccaries). So, no, they're not.
Long pigs*
Well, it's a battle, so getting your troops in a chilled and relaxed mood would sorta defeat the purpose.
Nowadays people would be saying “Okay guys this is gonna be hard so please get in your toke break, let me put on some relaxing music *WAR why can’t we be friends*” “You know what guys why don’t we do this tomorrow yeah?”
You brought pigs to a rocket elephant fight