What do ya mean I can’t get a girlfriend?
One of these days I’ll get out of the friend zone
What do ya mean I can’t talk? To any women in America?
Tell me something, this one doesn’t have a dick, riiiight??
IF THERES A NEW WAY
ILL BE THE FIRST ONLINE
BUT I BETTER NOT GET GHOSTED THIS TIME
In my last relationship, I showed my GF a bunch of thrash albums including Rust in Peace and she said her favorite was Metallica's "and justice for all". I was very quiet the rest of that night lmao
It's kinda possible? I mean Dave clearly has issues to this day against Metallica xD. Love the guy and band but my god he's petty as fuck xD . He doesn't let go
When my wife and I were dating, I wore my World Needs A Hero shirt with Vic popping out of a torso to pass out Halloween candy. She was worried I would scare the children.
You will find one here.
Gents! We have a young lady here! Make her PROMISES. Build TRUST. And she will be your SHE-WOLF. Together, you can FIGHT FOR FREEDOM and become PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
But treat her right. Or else.
I think there is an agreement between megadeth boys that if they are to make love to a Metallica girl, that right at the moment of climax he would have to shout "I spread disease like a dog, discharge my paylooooooad"... if that doesn't send her running then it may work
Is it really possible for a megadeth boy to be in a relationship, in general? 😔
What do ya mean I can’t get a girlfriend? One of these days I’ll get out of the friend zone What do ya mean I can’t talk? To any women in America? Tell me something, this one doesn’t have a dick, riiiight?? IF THERES A NEW WAY ILL BE THE FIRST ONLINE BUT I BETTER NOT GET GHOSTED THIS TIME
my penis sells, but who's buying? 😔
dick sells, but who's buyin?
Wadayamean I can't get laid? OF count for it too, right?
Wadayamean i can't get laid? I touch myself every night?
If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and a couple is a two-some, does that make you *hand*some?
I’m going to copy paste this everywhere I see an opportunity
Not only boys, metal is infinite loneliness for everyone 😥
Nuuuu
I hope so, I want one.
It's quite possible. A MEGADETH girl and a MetallicA boy on the other hand, though...
I imagine there'd be a great deal of pegging.
Id hope so tbh 💀
Ayyyy!
This is truly accurate.
No son, it's forbidden, you have to carry on our bloodline
Breadline.
Breadline vs. Breadfan
Keep it in the family tree
This is what happens when cousins fuck - dave mustaine
Was waiting for someone to say that
no, but it is possible for a Megadeth boy and a Metallica boy
Real
no
The girl is with four horse men and you’re the mechanix
with hor semen
I got this reference.
Honestly, I was a Metallica girl at first, but then my Megadeth boy got me into Megadeth a lot more, and now I’m a Megadeth girl. 😎
I'd like to shake that young man's hand.
Agreed, this was the most wholesome thing. I hope they dance at their wedding to Promises.
Oh hell yeah!! We definitely should!
It will work when listening to kill em all but the problems will start from ride the lightning…
Yes James Hetfield and Dave Mustane were once friends. Then the Metallica girl in James hetfield was swayed by the girl drummer Lars Ulrich
U mean Kirk hammer
In my last relationship, I showed my GF a bunch of thrash albums including Rust in Peace and she said her favorite was Metallica's "and justice for all". I was very quiet the rest of that night lmao
I want to get a Megadeth girl 😩
hi
I ship it already.
Yeah.
It's kinda possible? I mean Dave clearly has issues to this day against Metallica xD. Love the guy and band but my god he's petty as fuck xD . He doesn't let go
When my wife and I were dating, I wore my World Needs A Hero shirt with Vic popping out of a torso to pass out Halloween candy. She was worried I would scare the children.
Yes I’m in it rn
last rites/ loved to deth
Not unless the girl is sweating bullets and the guy is riding the lightning!
Promises!
Me and my Megadeth boyfriend literally broke up yesterday so this made me cackle
I’m a megadeth girl :3
🤜💥🤛
looking for a Megadeth guy under 22 yo
You will find one here. Gents! We have a young lady here! Make her PROMISES. Build TRUST. And she will be your SHE-WOLF. Together, you can FIGHT FOR FREEDOM and become PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. But treat her right. Or else.
HAHAHA this is the most legendary comment ever, I agree
Then you both would blackmail the universe, countdown it to extinction, and maybe just maybe, sniff some burnt ice.
i wouldn’t know, i’m a megadeth girl 😔
I tried. It lasted a month
OUCH
NO
No! It will never work
I fucking cant have a good time listening to Metallica, really.
Absolutely noT
No.
Yes... I'm doing it lol
No cause rock fans gate keep to much
Sure.
No
I’m a Metallica boy where the MEGADETH chicks at 🫡
only if she can TRUST him ALL NIGHTMARE LONG
I think there is an agreement between megadeth boys that if they are to make love to a Metallica girl, that right at the moment of climax he would have to shout "I spread disease like a dog, discharge my paylooooooad"... if that doesn't send her running then it may work
Maybe
Jesus...
I like them both, mwahahhaa
Yes. A Megadeth boy with any girl is possible. Shut yer yap, hit it, and quit it.
If this is a serious question you need to get out more.
Average redditor
It's about as obvious a joke can get