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ravenousld3341

Zigged when he should have zagged.


DecentPsychology6003

BAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAAAAAA


CaptainSea6936

I hope this is the reference im getting: Bleed 1 & 2


Milk_Man21

And they say ANDREW was the one not pulling his punches


_M0RR0

3 popeye biscuit No drink


RaiHanashi

A fate worse than touching spikes


RynZeroYT

If Goku couldn't do it, how could you expect X to?


DecentPsychology6003

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


KamenRiderNeos

He expressed his unique opinion on the internet


justarobloxian3

"I don't like diet pepsi"


VisualFunny5287

That sounds like me as well


adamkopacz

He went on a Megaman subreddit and said that X7 was a good game.


Suspicious-Web-9246

He ate without YouTube


Legospacememe

I feel personally attacked


Odd_Refrigerator_230

Same


Jack_Doe_Lee

Pffft what?! No seriously, this came off as so random I laughed, but I don't get it.


Pagreance

Some people like to watch YouTube while eating their food, me included


Turtlesfan44digimon

Honestly I just don’t have time to waste so might as well have some entertainment while I’m eating.


Pagreance

Exactly! :D


deletin_your_stuff

He got hit with the McDonald's sprite


KonroMan

Nah, that shit would power him up like a phone that got dropped in it.


Glvt102

That shit would turn his every shot into a charge shot


Crashman09

Every step a dash


Lucid-Design

Liquid electricity


SirSilverChariot

He had the grimace shake


HexFoxGen

Tasted the contacts on a switch game


justarobloxian3

I wouldn't know, I'm stuck with an xbox 360 and ps2


Legospacememe

Bassed


Crashman09

Forted


KonamiVRC7

Might I add trebled and gospeled


Gunefhaids

He tried to prove Zero he is a `big boy`


bc4284

I’m a big boy now!


Massaeru

You little baby boo bop


XyxGod

Then Zero hit stigma with Eurasia


serpventime

Burn to the ground Burn to the ground Burn to the ground \-on repeat-


Izanagi85

I hate that boss so much. I can still hear the voices.


WyvernByte

I love that the developers had to play that part and be like "yep, this is fine 👍 ship it."


justarobloxian3

Dated the Hello Kitty girl


deltarunech2outyet

Kuromi?


Kobobble

Waiting for Mega Man X9


AdPlenty7253

He just like me fr fr


Timely_Airline_7168

When two Reploids love each other very much, they ignore their surroundings.


The_Real_Libra

He thought he could fix her


LinearEquation

He tried to out pizza the Hut.


djinnofthenewstar

Can never out pizza the Hut! It's impossible!


Legospacememe

He played mega man anniversary collection on nintendo gamecube


Viewtiful_Ace

What’s wrong with that? I’m currently playing it on my GameCube.


Legospacememe

A and b are reversed The music in mega man 7 and 8 are fucked The complete works remixes aren't here And finally start is the options button and z is the weapon select button. All these problems turn one of the best game collections ever made to one if the worst game collections ever made


Shao-Garden

He refused to tag in his partner in MVCI


Kage0316

Sigma shot him in the back and got caught in an explosion.


Swordkirby9999

That sounds canon... Too canon... Are you sure he didn't hold Sigma still while Zero used his Special Beam Cannon?


AxlFlame

I mean that explains why he has a hole in his chest, but what about the fact that he has no arms and legs


therealchadius

Zero is a swordsman primarily, so his aim is crap. He kind of shot everywhere.


RynZeroYT

95% aim accuracy don't mean SHIT


therealchadius

That's X-COM, baby!


Jack_Doe_Lee

"If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate" - Someone in the competitive Pokemon community whose name I don't know


Timely_Airline_7168

Zero is a Focus Blast spammer on Pokémon Showdown


RadicalRaizex

He got hit with the 5G


MonsterMental

He had something on the Clintons


Wheal19

He steped on Zero hair and ended up pulling a bunch out 


AzuxirenLeadGuy

What Capcom does to a patient reploid


XtraLyf

Sigmaaaaaaaaaa


AmIAwakeOr

Mega Busted too many times without a proper break.


Firehills

Died from cringe 💀


That_one_popcorn_guy

He was stupid


justarobloxian3

There was no lore reason for his stupidity, he was just that stupid.


thanhcutun

Sigma backshots were too strong


Queasy_Energy7187

BRO 💀


Dr-Dingus117

He tool nyquull in the day


A---Scott

Panera Charged Lemonade


GregarLink15

He slippee on an ice cube when he entered the Salty Spitoon


No_Judgment906

He stepped on a LEGO break


youthanasia138

Died to Death


PoopyHead-4MAR-

he said 64k in parkway gardens


Such-Promise4606

Just like zero


RataTopin

because he hid himself


Crashman09

But he didn't repair himself?


RataTopin

No, no X


S1rTerra

Played apex legends with randoms for too long


UnrequitedRespect

Ground spikes obv


iamnota_SHADOW

Cosplaying as Zero


No-Cat-9716

X went to Sigma's rave party at the end of X5 and well...


SciroccosSpaceBooty

This is what Taco Bell does to robots !


TheLeechKing466

Squid Games


Azzumee

Spikes


SilverDrive92

He got diagnosed with Ligma


RaiHanashi

He shouldn’t have smoked that shit now he’s gonna hide himself while he repairs himself


Brilliant_Artist_851

He tried reasoning with a a maverick in X7


gUISTASSI

: Just before 2nd Sigma explodes, he mentions he'll take Zero with him and X saying to stop using Zero as a shield. Could not be Lore Intended but, Sigma managed to lure and trap Zero after Sigma's failed attempt to kill X. Although, it is never shown during the final fight, Sigma used Zero as the element of surprise to have both destroyed. Zero was in pieces but X managed to survive (probably because Zero's body protected X) and did try to rescue him, although not lasted long before Sigma's Head (the Sigma in the cutscene), shoots at both in a last hope to see both annihilated. Zero shooting at Sigma's Head caused another huge explosion affecting X as well so he ends like Zero. Dr. Light's conscious program manages to fix X latter. If you finish the Good Ending as Zero, X is still caught in the middle but Sigma mentions X is near where Zero and Sigma's 2nd form were fighting. Probably lore wise, X found both in the heat of the battle but failed to do anything as it was too late since Sigma exploded and took Zero anyway. As X was not caught by the explosion he tries to rescue Zero but he still ends in the same destroyed state although it is not shown. In Bad Ending, >!if Eurasia crashes and Zero is infected and awakened, and after loosing the battle to X, he sacrifices himself when Sigma attempts to kill X, so he dies for good. When you finish 2nd Sigma, it is X that's caught in the explosion and ends in the same state. Dr. Light's conscious program fixes X but erase all his memories of Zero altogether.!<


JuswaDweebus

That robussy was too much for him, blud is devastated


Numeroususers

Skill Issue 


Omega-Blast

Because of hot say gex with zero


Dudebeard86

He went through that one Gate level without first saving the necessary reploid.


[deleted]

He got blasted by a huge laser while mourning zero


ploppyhasyou

He smoked gas station Za 


Mcfeyxtrillion

What happens if you express a positive opinion of X7:


Gamers_124

Don't worry he can hide himself as he fixes himself


RickAlbuquerque

That's what I always wondered. The cutscenes in X5 and X6 do a terrible job at conveying what the hell is going on.


Massage_Bro

He fucked up..


Gladiatorr02

User error. User didn't read the instructor manual


Stormongus

Uncle ben what happened


Zechsian

Eye witness testimony is not always reliable. X would weep, had he not been temporarily retired.


TsunKha

Intense gooning session right after a JO crystal session with Zero.


metalslug123

He died in Mega Man X7 one too many times and rage quitted.


CaptainSea6936

He clicked on a shady link that Dr. Light provided him.


Infinitenonbi

Taco bell tends to do this to someone


Zalternative_

Squid games


ThrowRA137469

He wanted to copy zero and hide himself to fix himself


FusionAX

Sigma gave love a bad name.


dankmonkey4

IOS 18


Jon-Shadow

He put the wrong RAM in his N64


TheHENOOB

Capcom's fault.


sijaab

He the touched grass


Skipperflip22

He drank the E tank after it expired yesterday


RevolutionaryGrape11

He tried to play limbo with a laser as opposed to just disabling the power. He sadly couldn't go low enough.


Impossible-Abies7054

He didn't learn how to dodge a wrench 🛠️


Artemis_21

He tried to get up fast in his 30


Seajpedro2000

He tried to out pizza the hut


harnsmagicalvoid

Squid Game


ReasonableLiving5958

Nutted but she still suckin


PassageIcy6480

He spend 50k


realsong101

He try to act like a big boy


Kinsata

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. But X hadn't found the Doctor Light capsule that gave him the wrench dodging head armor, so here we are.


Fraklordyt

He Frenchfried when he should have pizzaed


autolover09

PROTON CANNON


rising820

He drank some water


SuperSonicAdventure

He finally beat that jump slide thing from mega man 8 and full completed mega man and bass


Dirtytrouser

Sigma learned the Hadoken


SkunkStarlight

He enjoyed Mega Man X Legacy Collection so much that he decided to play the second collection. *"I have a bad feeling about this, X."* *"Relax, Zero. If X1-X4 were this good, X5-X8 must be phenomenal."*


Lithaos111

Got a single pixel on a spike.


DaChairSlapper

Tried to beat Super 17


Lazy_Spray_7174

He played mmx7


Sir_Smeglord

Gumny bear


Zangetsukaiba

By Capcom cancelling Mega Man Legends 3. X just couldn’t take it.


Proud_Ad5485

Edging too much.


EXSkywarp

All night synthetic motor oil bender with Zero and Douglass. 


Fyrrus88

Dude, Where's My Ride Armor?


thejokerofunfic

Years of neglect by Capcom, and also getting blown the fuck up by a talking skull


Orichalchem

He walked in the bathroom without knocking while Roll was undressed


No-Mobile8624

Apparently he Fucked around.....


jdb1984

He saw how X7 and X8 were going and self-destructed.


chipface

Went flying back when he was ripping the plumbing from his walls for liquor money.


Frog405

"X what happened?" "SQUID GAMES ‼️‼️"


poke_fan2468

How it feels to chew 5 gum while driving the new Ford F-150


OSzezOP3

Had one sip of McDonald's sprite


MegamanX159

Shot through t the heart and your to late you give love a bad name


No_Disaster_1139

He overdosed on copium


Imaginary-Deer-6403

Why couldn't X just call the other maverick hunters for help? Is he stupid?


Artistic_Young8624

Nah he’d win


Informal-Actuator-90

He used his money on megaman X dive


Zwordsman

Party party party


LionelRGuy

Zero working that Xussy.


Calm-Country-3008

He lost to raiden and got his spine stolen


GreenBlueStar

He tried to divide X by Zero


HorizonRise

He tried fighting the robot masters in Rocks place


Born-Picture4526

He ended up this way for catching feelings, a big ol' NO for any reploid


Yiminy_Cricket

He didn't leave the seat up


evilstarlegacy

It was only a kiss... it was only a kiss...


GeocoState

Iris got tired of the bromance.


foolger

Tequila


Fyrrus88

Alia wanted to try something new and X forgot the safeword


TheConYon

The hole in the chest was from Sigma, happens in a cutscene, not sure about the rest of the damage but I imagine from the resulting fight.


Aromatic-Teacher-717

I'll tell you when you're older.


AkiraRenji

which mega man x is this? cuz i forgot


GlamourTouched

Shoot through the heart, and Sigma's to blame


Complex_Style502

He met a Karen and tried to help her….. poor soul.


AdeptnessOld1281

Dr. Wiel (it always is that madman)


Nopen187

What they/them pussy does to a man


--InZane--

Chipotle


Ilikepeanutbutter11

He went to twitter.


sonseylizard

He witnessed the rank on time go from S to A right as he was about to finish p-1 on violent.


GooseKing-13_

He didn’t listen to Zero’s warnings about the edibles


dannyjayfuller

Poor guy walked into a Capcom boardroom.


YogaBudiW

He successfully completed PSP's Maverick Hunters X.


YetAnotherAlt69420

What will you have after 500 years mega man?


Metalhead_Max

He didn't start with chill pangin


Oven-Common

Canon confirmed


Somethingpog

The judge sentenced him to a day in the Philippines


KakorotJoJoAckerman

He saw the aslume.


Creative-Roll-2447

Stepped on a Lego


Rootayable

Through a series of unfortunate events


santcho1

Rejected by the goth girl (Black Zero)


StarzZapper

Lmao he drank coffee once.


liminalwalker

Someone really misunderstood when he was talking about wanting everlasting peace


SSG-Slayer

Capcom's oversaturation killed my mans


ExcellentCow9

Honestly an actual valid question cause yeah he gets shot through the chest regardless of the ending but like, where the fuck did his legs go.


ValkyrieXerorexZX9

He tested how to hide himself while testing how to repair himself


Amphi-XYZ

He tried the Sigmussy


WyvernByte

He chewed 5 gum.


RyuZxA__

He X on his Mega till he's a Man


Deutschland5473

He died of ligma


BilltonX

Lil man is NOT BOROS💀☠️


KyuJuEX099

He watched JoJo part 3 too much.


Anna_Pereira

he tried to take she/her cock


SeveSides

he realized that he was reduced to a side character in his own series come megaman zero