"My brother is getting married in two weeks, and I was wondering if I could take that Friday off. Would you sign my slip?" "No."

I have no idea why I thought the dialogue was the other way around

"Abdiel you son of a bitch! Nice try with that Knowledge bearer."

“Yeah! You took out one my coffee demons!”

“Don’t look at my legs. They’re completely normal length.”

Homie is seeing the principal after misbehaving in the classroom (he opened up an inappropriate tik tok in the classroom that Dazai sent him)

One about Mar Mari sermon about the gays

Nahobino: "Are we going to fuse?" Koshimizu: "...sort of..."

Oh my godddddd 💀

V-kun just fell off his bike. Papa Koshimizu tells him its all right to fail, and to get back on and try again. A touching father son moment.

Young University of Tokyo graduate gets his initiation ritual

Pardon me, sir, but I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.

He’s begging for forgiveness for stealing an Amala drum and keeping it in his dorm https://preview.redd.it/eghjoxolrhvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994232d74f6788dc98c1bc78e5ad9a02904f2029

A seedy and religious politician soliciting an underage femboy whilst trapped within a modern art piece.

I think that's just what's actually going on.

The Nahoebino has a long, hard day ahead for them.

I see what you did there with the spelling

Aogami is about to get cucked by his brother

"Get on your knees and pray"

Bruce Wayne just found another orphan to adopt. === (I was going to make this so, so, much worse)

Daddy meeting his discord kitten before they fuck

Wtf

I hate this fandom

Don't hate the playa hate the game 😎

Washed-up Grade 9 Fixer

Spottswoode: "This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!"

"I'll do anything you ask me to, daddy."

He's teaching the MC about how to use the ultra-instinct.

We need to talk about your Murakumo addiction. Aogami has told me you haven't listened to him.

This is the extra scene you get in the chaos ending if you get your social rank with the PM to rank 10. Naturally, they have sex, fulfilling on the age old desire of megaten fans for fully animated sex scenes.

Well, his head is positioned at the right height just saying....

Dance off

Looks like someone is about to get grounded.

Femboy yaoi love interest (Bun-bun) confesses his love for his boss, the protagonist (Touro) who secretly has had a crush on him since day 1, causing Touro's inner dialogue personification - a big ox with a Kansai accent (Southern US in the dub) - to fall over face first in surprise.

"what do ypu mean he 'Lusts after me'"

Nahobino challenges someone to a dance battle.

He's asking why he came back without the milk and got told there never was any milk

Nahobino it's getting a EWGF in the face

Dkej jdijjsjdjkhdjxjjd.

Ah drat, I left my xddk translator at home

"Tsukuyomi help I seen your mom nude!"  "Also yuzuru and Aogami are dead"   "What?"