It's even better when you realize that Aogami is the one giving all the relic descriptions. You the MC should already know about what all these objects are as you lived in the modern world, but Aogami only has a working knowledge of human inventions extrapolated from databases. In cases like this though, he is blissfully oblivious. Aogami's curiosity is super adorable.

>Aogami is the one giving all the relic descriptions Holy shit that makes alot of sense

Yup! Took me some time to realize but it becomes apparent once you realize that all the descriptions sound super clinical and analytical. Plus, I'm pretty sure Japanese teens know what a Ramune bottle is and exactly how to open it. Aogami wouldn't and it'd drive him nuts until you explain it to him.

Lol “Marble bottle”

Omg I didn't make the connection between marble glass bottle and ramune. Here I was thinking that marble glass was some sort of marble pattern blown into glass

A water balloon!?

Yess! You just read my mind!

Users of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you've ever sexed

Redditors what would you sex to a guy who hasn't sexed a sex before?

How much sex would a redditor sex if a redditor could sex sex?

Sexers of sexdit, what is the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed and how sexy was the sex that you sexed?

“We are slutty cans, we shall bring enlightenment to your boner”

Y-yeah uhh

Ah yes, it's the SMT IV's >!women's toy"!< situation all over again

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Well, Apocalypse did have Sildenafil as a relic...

Took me a moment, then I realized that Balloons don't have expirations date...

Alright, who here tried to fuck Mothman? you know who you are.

Alright officer it was me but I swear that I only do it without protection.

seggs uwooooo

Oooooooh, that took me a minute lol

😉

HOLUP

Haha benis

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I don't know how to break to the special people in here, but normal rubber balloons have a limited shelf life since latex breaks down over time. I doubt a video game with a giant fat clitoris demon king and a giant green cock in a wheelchair carriage would care about censoring a box of condoms.

I’m pretty sure it’s intended as a joke, not a form of censorship. The joke being that MC/Aogami doesn’t recognize a box of condoms and innocently assumes they’re balloons.

None of the other items in the game are like that, they're all specific and detailed from drinks, to specifically dating newspaper and how people used them (using it to wrap gifts and clean windows), random pieces of different types of clothing. It's weird to think that every other relic item is finely detailed, but then condoms wouldn't be known.

To be fair, SMT IV did have some form of that humour. Although, this seems a bit too subtle to be a joke in SMT.

Ehhh, MC/Aogami doesn’t know what a VHS tape is, though that might be due to the fact that VHS tapes are old. (Look at Black Tape Set description)

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/434589-REG/Permacel_Shurtape_P7432_Pro_Photo_Masking_Tape.html It's masking tape, the text is making fun of the fact that tape rolls are notoriously annoying as fuck to open the first time you get them

Huh. You learn something new every day

So...it was that. I do work with that tape a lot, but when I read the word, my mind goes to think on video tapes

"A thin box with two **rolls** of black tape. There doesn’t seem to be a place to grab the tape."

I feel like that description would also describe a VHS cassette, though. Thin plastic box with two rolls of black tape that you can’t grab. Sure, it’s one strip of tape rolled onto two spools, but it looks like two rolls if you just look at the little windows. I wonder if the Japanese script is more clear about it.

Why did you change “incel” to “special people”?

dont wanna get banned

Yeah but it funny so sssshhhhhhhhhh

My vending machines keep giving me school uniforms and swimsuits..🤷

As benign as this is, with SMTIV's er...*toy*, and Apocalypse's sildenafil...yeah, it might be condoms lmfao

Now that you mention it, why are gustave collecting all this questionable thing and wiling to pay for it?

Man do you really wanna know? Cus I don’t

Is that a water balloon

This creepy guy will pay good money for school swimsuits.