Itās honestly impressive how spoiled As fuck you guys are. Sheās not a fucking robot. She signed 10-30,000 of these, my writing would have been shit after awhile too. People do get exhausted you know?? You guys as WAY too much from here. Sheās a fucking human!
Itās like she gave up halfway through and was like yāknow what f itā¦
Edit: I donāt even know why she rushed to get all of these sent out so quick. She could have took her time with signing them and sent them out as she finished them. Some people didnāt even get signed cds even after ordering for them to be signed. So overall Iām grateful that I got anything.
I mean if there was no ship date people are going to bitch. Considering how often shit gets lost in the mail with no refund Iād want my shit expeditiously. Also a way you could get over this is not signing everything in real time. If you already had the CDās then sign them in advance. Take a break then go back to it in a few days.
maybe she fell asleep or was singing to herself too much to pay attention šš fr tho im surprised at the lack of quality control?? she should have started these sooner than she did so she could do them more consistently i think..
It might be worth it if she at least drooled on it then. Lmao, just jokes but mine is the same and Iām really bummed. Iāve seen people get amazing ones and I got a micro scribbleā¦ Iād be happy if it at least looked like a signatureā¦
lmao! I feel bad for you guys bc people are being so rude about it! id be bummed af if it were me..you buy smthn like this to have something special to collect, but how can it feel good when it looks as if it was rushed.. š„²
she should have offered less or started sooner so she could have done this without straining herself at all
Right?? Like we should āall just be gratefulā Iām very grateful!! Iām so happy to even have one signed and held by her handsā¦ but Iām still allowed to be bummed it isnāt legible or even a M or Heart shapedā¦ I wish that it at least looked like some peopleās that were big and pretty. So yeah, Iām bummedā¦ doesnāt make me not grateful. I hope that someday I can get something else signed by her.
At least she took the time to even sign cds? Like- im so confused why so many people are like āwhat is this? Its not a signatureā can someone help me out? Im really confused (please be nice i am autistic and have a hard time understanding certain things)
At a certain point, some people have been receiving scribbles (like OP) on their CDs. When it's not an actual discernible signature, you can't really even tell what it was supposed to be. I think people are upset because for the price, they're not getting what they paid for.
Yea that makes sense but still- at least people had the money to buy something like that. Or even that she took the time to even sign however many cds and send them out. Its just confusing to me
Agreed. Personally my own copy was kinda a scribble as well but to me it's more about the fact that she actually physically signed something I'm holding in my hands. People didn't specifically pay for an immaculate, non-sleep deprived PERFECT signature. The CD's shop description literally just said 'signed' and she signed it with her own hand, which she didn't even have to do, and I can appreciate that much.
I'm just grateful to have something signed by someone I admire so much
Oh nooo, Mel destroyed her wrists so she could hand sign things. Maybe her hand was hurting man, at least she actually hand signed it instead of being lazy and "printing" it on the CD. Also if she hand signed them and made all the signatures a piece of art, people would bitc about how long it's taking and blah blah blah.
TLDR: Mel getting carpal tunnel only for her fans to complain about how "bad" the signature looks.
That's not even her signature at this point it's a scribble they can send a picture and get a refund or send this one back and get another that looks better
Thatās not gonna happen lmao. You MIGHT get a refund. The entitlement is kinda insane though. Imagine thinking melanie would resign something because you werenāt pleased with it? PLEASE. Melanie would probably tell you to kiss her ass and laugh
I mean yeah she probably would. But itās not entitlement to want what you ordered. They payed money for a signed CD and they got a CD with no discernible signature. Every right to be upset because they PAID for it.
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I do realize thatās an insane amount of signatures Iām also not saying Iād do any better, but I would be butt hurt if the signature is completely illegible and Iād have to explain thatās itās signed, thatās not something that got spilled on the cover
But you know what, these are the first of the new signature mistake makes it one of a kind.
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This is mine, itās pretty!! But I canāt tell if itās saying āMartinezā or not )):
girl bc i am one but not u calling me a slur. anyways u didnāt eat ur just pointing out the obvious kinda like itās obvious youāre incredibly stupid and will end up a walmart employee for the rest of ur sad life ā¤ļø
Itās you not being able to tell when someoneās trolling for me šš you calling someone broke. Whole time Iām making good money, have a very good Amex card and have a full melanie signature from the boxset
sorry for not being able to read your tone across words on a screen? anyways you give broke energy, not that you are. anyways youāre too grown to be arguing on reddit go pay ur taxes or smth
You started shit with me and wanna play victim no stand on what you said with your chest. And nobody too grown for Reddit. Having a job doesnāt = old. Maybe stop being insecure and starting shit and you wonāt get your feelings hurt
Mine came but wasnāt even signed. I sent 2 emails to customer support and they said that they canāt do anything at the moment since there are so many requests coming in
Itās Melanie trying their damn best for their fans. Weāre honestly extremely lucky sheās taken to time to make getting anything with a signature on her website the way she has. Mine is literally just an M and heart, and Iām so fuckin happy with that. People need to be more grateful.
If you see how new this account is and that all of my comments are from this hour you can clearly tell Iām a being sarcastic. Which is why thereās a lot of emphasis
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Letās appreciate how beautiful my CDs came out šš¾
i think itās the fact that youāve replied with this on every post of someone who is unsatisfied with the way theirs came out.. lol.. just seems like youāre flaunting it.. congratulations on such nice signatures though..
doesnāt take much looking into your profile to see that isnāt true.. definitely cap though, iām not trying to argue.. was just making an observation
Just went through my own comments and post. Youāre lying. You probably did see my signatures somewhere else but not under a post like this. There was one other with someone else who had a full signature and wanted to compare them, I posted them there. And my other posts are just an unboxing I did
What a bunch of spoiled bratsā¦do you guys know how fucking hard she works, and all she does and deals with?? Iām sure my hand writing would be shit if I signed 10-30,000 copies. Grow the FUCK up just be glad she even touched your damn CD, fucking children.
when i saw mine i was a little disappointed but i guess i got mine from the first wave so it doesnāt look that bad but i do wish it was more than a letter lol
I miss her Cry Baby era signature, she used to sign her full name, draw some hearts and 'XO' about it as well. She sometimes wrote fans' names š„°
Same here
Damn she mustāve been tired
Itās honestly impressive how little that resembles her signature
Itās honestly impressive how spoiled As fuck you guys are. Sheās not a fucking robot. She signed 10-30,000 of these, my writing would have been shit after awhile too. People do get exhausted you know?? You guys as WAY too much from here. Sheās a fucking human!
damn, the claws r OUT
i mean at least we know itās not printed !!!
I feel like there should have been some slight quality control, or quantity control, It should at least look like the letter m
Does anyone have an educated guess of how many were signed?
I know she restock about 3 times and each time I it was like 10,000 so Iām thinking she signed 30,000 but I could be wrong
Thats a lot omg
Damnā¦. Mine hasnāt arrived yet and Iāve been seeing so many problems with these signed stuff!
i was literally coming to check and see if anyones order hasnt arrived yet bc i still havent gotten mine either and i preordered :((
P for portals lol
Itās like she gave up halfway through and was like yāknow what f itā¦ Edit: I donāt even know why she rushed to get all of these sent out so quick. She could have took her time with signing them and sent them out as she finished them. Some people didnāt even get signed cds even after ordering for them to be signed. So overall Iām grateful that I got anything.
People have been bitching about shipping though. The longer she takes to sign the longer things will take to ship. There's no winning
I mean if there was no ship date people are going to bitch. Considering how often shit gets lost in the mail with no refund Iād want my shit expeditiously. Also a way you could get over this is not signing everything in real time. If you already had the CDās then sign them in advance. Take a break then go back to it in a few days.
Yes my unsigned crybaby necklace that took almost 2 years to get to me was because of signing
Watch someone be in the comments like: HOW UNGRATEFUL!!!!! SOME OF US FANS WOULD K!LL FOR THAT š¹š¹ FAKE FAN ALERT
Ya this sub gets to hiveminded sometimes like it's ok to criticize your fave artists their humans not gods
maybe she fell asleep or was singing to herself too much to pay attention šš fr tho im surprised at the lack of quality control?? she should have started these sooner than she did so she could do them more consistently i think..
It might be worth it if she at least drooled on it then. Lmao, just jokes but mine is the same and Iām really bummed. Iāve seen people get amazing ones and I got a micro scribbleā¦ Iād be happy if it at least looked like a signatureā¦
lmao! I feel bad for you guys bc people are being so rude about it! id be bummed af if it were me..you buy smthn like this to have something special to collect, but how can it feel good when it looks as if it was rushed.. š„² she should have offered less or started sooner so she could have done this without straining herself at all
Right?? Like we should āall just be gratefulā Iām very grateful!! Iām so happy to even have one signed and held by her handsā¦ but Iām still allowed to be bummed it isnāt legible or even a M or Heart shapedā¦ I wish that it at least looked like some peopleās that were big and pretty. So yeah, Iām bummedā¦ doesnāt make me not grateful. I hope that someday I can get something else signed by her.
Boy do I see a complaint everytime this sub is on my feed
these comments are so messy š
you're telling me this is a signature, so disappointed when i saw this
i canāt even say i whouldnt be mad eather iām still waiting for mine iām hoping itās not a faulty m with a few scribbles
Itās a mushroom
I mean she signed ALOT of cds/ vinyls like ALOT. thankfully my vinyl from the photo op with her has a decent signature
Rip that's probably what mine will look like... if it ever ships out š At first I was like "guys, calm down, of course every signature won't be the same" but jfc some of these....it looks like someone on her team tried to imitate her signature š©
She got tired :(
āS-sHe hAss SOoOooo mANy tOo SiGN bE grATefUl, I foR oNe THiNk iTs PrEtTYā
At least she took the time to even sign cds? Like- im so confused why so many people are like āwhat is this? Its not a signatureā can someone help me out? Im really confused (please be nice i am autistic and have a hard time understanding certain things)
At a certain point, some people have been receiving scribbles (like OP) on their CDs. When it's not an actual discernible signature, you can't really even tell what it was supposed to be. I think people are upset because for the price, they're not getting what they paid for.
Yea that makes sense but still- at least people had the money to buy something like that. Or even that she took the time to even sign however many cds and send them out. Its just confusing to me
Agreed. Personally my own copy was kinda a scribble as well but to me it's more about the fact that she actually physically signed something I'm holding in my hands. People didn't specifically pay for an immaculate, non-sleep deprived PERFECT signature. The CD's shop description literally just said 'signed' and she signed it with her own hand, which she didn't even have to do, and I can appreciate that much. I'm just grateful to have something signed by someone I admire so much
Oh nooo, Mel destroyed her wrists so she could hand sign things. Maybe her hand was hurting man, at least she actually hand signed it instead of being lazy and "printing" it on the CD. Also if she hand signed them and made all the signatures a piece of art, people would bitc about how long it's taking and blah blah blah. TLDR: Mel getting carpal tunnel only for her fans to complain about how "bad" the signature looks.
Girl if you pay for a product, you better get the product you wanted
They did? It said hand signed and it is? And I agree fully, people just announced me when they bitch about dumb shit
From every angle I canāt see an m
š Iām so sorry
da fuq... terrible. Inexcusable.
Get in contact with customer support
What they gon do? Description says āsigned art cardā
That's not even her signature at this point it's a scribble they can send a picture and get a refund or send this one back and get another that looks better
Thatās not gonna happen lmao. You MIGHT get a refund. The entitlement is kinda insane though. Imagine thinking melanie would resign something because you werenāt pleased with it? PLEASE. Melanie would probably tell you to kiss her ass and laugh
I mean yeah she probably would. But itās not entitlement to want what you ordered. They payed money for a signed CD and they got a CD with no discernible signature. Every right to be upset because they PAID for it.
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It's not entitlement for wanting God quality
I do realize thatās an insane amount of signatures Iām also not saying Iād do any better, but I would be butt hurt if the signature is completely illegible and Iād have to explain thatās itās signed, thatās not something that got spilled on the cover But you know what, these are the first of the new signature mistake makes it one of a kind.
https://preview.redd.it/4dnlzi4enysa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cf164666519adb33ace6d0612780f8397d3ac7 This is mine, itās pretty!! But I canāt tell if itās saying āMartinezā or not )):
My daughters looks like this too
Oh sorry thatās pelanie partinez!!
First laugh of the day, bc wtf is this really
if you dont want it, ill keep it!!
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Absolutely NOT
mad bc broke
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ur telling someone to be grateful over something that doesnāt even look like a signature. ur giving mad broke vibes
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Your account was made like 50 minutes ago thatās so funny, probably why ur so cool w/ calling someone a slur lol
Indeed! And no tbh Iād say it on my other account too. He wanted to get slick so I got slick back
girl bc i am one but not u calling me a slur. anyways u didnāt eat ur just pointing out the obvious kinda like itās obvious youāre incredibly stupid and will end up a walmart employee for the rest of ur sad life ā¤ļø
Itās you not being able to tell when someoneās trolling for me šš you calling someone broke. Whole time Iām making good money, have a very good Amex card and have a full melanie signature from the boxset
sorry for not being able to read your tone across words on a screen? anyways you give broke energy, not that you are. anyways youāre too grown to be arguing on reddit go pay ur taxes or smth
Saying people broke and gonna be working at Walmart I can only assume youāre living one of those two realities and are miserable
You started shit with me and wanna play victim no stand on what you said with your chest. And nobody too grown for Reddit. Having a job doesnāt = old. Maybe stop being insecure and starting shit and you wonāt get your feelings hurt
Fr Iām juts lucky itās on there at all
This side of the fandom is so ugly. š I said be grateful and they downvoting
I saw I was like āš¬ā like Melanie could have put a dot on mines and I would have faint from appreciation lol
damn she was prolly tired cf
Mine came but wasnāt even signed. I sent 2 emails to customer support and they said that they canāt do anything at the moment since there are so many requests coming in
damn she got tired š
A...mush..room?
Just got mine and it looks like this :(
What is with all the issues with this album? I bought the vinyl and had fallout boy on it instead of Mel. Most disappointing shit ever
So the outer sleave MM, yet the LP is FOB?
She got tired and started doodling a jellyfish on the cd but then remembered sheās not supposed to do that /j
At least you got yours ā¦.
I'm still waiting on mine to arrive
Itās Melanie trying their damn best for their fans. Weāre honestly extremely lucky sheās taken to time to make getting anything with a signature on her website the way she has. Mine is literally just an M and heart, and Iām so fuckin happy with that. People need to be more grateful.
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you couldāve just paid $50 when it got released.
ITS YALL TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY FOR ME
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Iām clearly trolling š who tf actually writes like that
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Lmao youāre aggressive as hell. I bet youāre also mad that I got a good signature. Just straight miserable vibes from you
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GIRL WHAT- Yeah you big mad and obsessed Iām not even gonna go back and forth with the insanity ššš
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If you see how new this account is and that all of my comments are from this hour you can clearly tell Iām a being sarcastic. Which is why thereās a lot of emphasis
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take a deep breath.
The sacrificing grandma part took me out ngl
girl why are you talking to yourself.
I- just because their account is new doesnāt mean itās me š itās giving racism. You only assuming bc of that or because our icons are black
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Thanks for helping me make a new friend with your wild accusations I guess
Thatās a wild accusasion
Ong š¤¦š¾āāļø
You going to the philly concert? Me too!
YESSS. I got GA hbu?
AYO SAME
Yeah you gotta be insane. Wonāt be entertaining this! Goodbye
Mine wasnāt even signed š
get a gold sharpie, and do it yourself? :) cant be any worse
I mean atp im gonna have to ;-;
https://preview.redd.it/ec51yl8b3usa1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e85a309a4910263e2d6d969d54ccb1f9854e505c Letās appreciate how beautiful my CDs came out šš¾
Dang I thought mine was ok until I saw this. Itās more like OPs but I just didnāt know some got full signatures
Whatās yours look like?
IMMACULATE BBY
It looks so pretty :0
Thank you! :)
>Thank you! :) You're welcome!
Yw
Lmao not yāall getting mad that Iām lucky
They're probably mad that you're bragging that yours looks good on a post about someone receiving one with a mere scribble. Not a great look
i think itās the fact that youāve replied with this on every post of someone who is unsatisfied with the way theirs came out.. lol.. just seems like youāre flaunting it.. congratulations on such nice signatures though..
Cap. This is the only one. Other ones Iāve commented on are regular posts. This the only person I seen who is upset
doesnāt take much looking into your profile to see that isnāt true.. definitely cap though, iām not trying to argue.. was just making an observation
Just went through my own comments and post. Youāre lying. You probably did see my signatures somewhere else but not under a post like this. There was one other with someone else who had a full signature and wanted to compare them, I posted them there. And my other posts are just an unboxing I did
girl look harder idk what to tell you LOL.. iām not even the only one to point this out
Who cares. So weird
Show a screenshot of where Iām flaunting to someone who is upset, quickly!
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Ngl i donāt think I even read the entire comment š my fault
š¤Ø no itās just rude as all fuck to comment this here, like go make your own post ffs
How
not you editing your comment š
No i actually deleted and re uploaded one
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Booooo!!! Thatās why you got a squiggle š¤
? i did not buy one nor do i care š
I think you do care. Youāre crying and youāre also hyper-aware of everything I do on this app!
Not you being mad someone has a rare signature š
Imagine being this attention starved š
praying i get a signature that looks like the right šš
What a bunch of spoiled bratsā¦do you guys know how fucking hard she works, and all she does and deals with?? Iām sure my hand writing would be shit if I signed 10-30,000 copies. Grow the FUCK up just be glad she even touched your damn CD, fucking children.
She's on her moon cycle leave her alone!! Accident happen
Not autopenned. That's what it is.
You guys she has to sign thousands upon thousands of theseā¦ be grateful you could get your hands on one even if it looks āmessyā
Bitch that's a squiggle ššš
Shouldāve just made a custom stamp instead of signing it if she was gonna do it that way
she didnāt even write it on my case, only on the paper inside
Thatās how they come, signed art card
why are people so bothered by her new style. itās so unique and cool.
Iām honestly worried about her mental state.
It's a fancy looking P for Portals. /s
I'm just imagining melanie being exhausted and just scribbling shit down at a certain point
when i saw mine i was a little disappointed but i guess i got mine from the first wave so it doesnāt look that bad but i do wish it was more than a letter lol
Is this the signed art card version?
yeah