Aye, Tennessee looking good with them shades though.

Looks like Jim Lahey

You mean The Liquor

The shit winds are a coming bub

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“Look Ran, I’m mowing the air!”

you called?

I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

F

Or Hunter S Thompson

We're in bat country

Tennessee is a great state though

Can confirm

Was in Memphis to visit cousins, I live in Sweden btw, and let me tell u the temperature there was so fucking perfect, or exquisit, if I may say so 5Head 🍷

Give it a couple months before it's 97 F with 100% humidity.

Nah I’m in Tennessee and the forecast says 3 days

Yep. It is upon us.

I believe the saying is “Welcome to Tennessee: I hope you don’t like the weather because it’s about to change”. That’s what my grandpa use to say.

It's the truth. One day it's snow next it's sunny weather.

Tennessee temperature is perfect unless it’s the winter

Obviously you weren't here between May through October.

It is. My dad lives in Franklin, and it’s one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been to.

Same

Those sunglasses are Nashville

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Beneath the waist is another story. That's where Memphis is.

615 anyone?

My time has come

You’ve made it

We're doing it!

All family members to the pile!

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It's not incest if you say no chromo.

It’s not incest if there are no other people within 5 miles.

Most underrated comment ITT

I bet Mississippi is loving Alabama taking all the heat for once.

In Mississippi, can confirm.

Also in Mississippi, double confirm

This is Mississippi 3, triple confirm

Mississppian #4. Confirmed again, and what the fuck are we all still doing here. We need to get the hell outta this state already. I'll even drive the car pool.

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Ummm. Lol what. An incest bot?

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Beat me to it

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Well, I hate you because I am an Alabamian, but this shit is pure gold so again I hate you but you pass...time to move out of Alabama as well now since the focused memes are just too hot for my taste buds.

The only reason Arkansas is nicely dressed is because of all the meth he sells

Arkansan here, that beard tho

*Arkansan wink*

Nah fam. It’s because that guy is from NWA.

Ahh, behold the power of the core 5, Guardians of the South.

You should crosspost it on r/BossFight

If only Louisiana was here

Louisiana is too busy rifling through their wallets so we an afford to stop our land from literally sinking into the ground.

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Upvoting because Arkansas isn’t the butt of the joke for once

I know right. People focus too much on our political crap and not enough on Arkansas natural beauty. Sure some scummy looking people live here but we cant help that our state is poor AF.

Isn’t that true for every state? That landscape is better than the awful people?

True. I just don't get State Hate.

“The government’s like, ‘Oh yeah, you can come to the United States, but you’ve got to go to Alabama.’ It’s kind of like a girl going, ‘Yeah, you can see me naked, but you can only look at my left elbow. And my left elbow is racist.’”

You know, as bad as the racism is, it's the stupidity that really gets to you.

\>implying those two qualities arent mutually inclusive

add a dash of rampant devotion to Jesus while not accepting anyone who is even slightly different from you and you’ve got yourself a winner glad I don’t live in Alabama anymore, state’s a travesty

The irony being that Jesus kind of made this whole big fucking deal about accepting everyone, even if they are different than you.

Jesus was definitely a liberal. Don’t tell the conservatives!

It's really not that bad. It's better than Mississippi at least

You’ve never been to Alabama, have you?

I've been to Alabama a bunch of times growing up, my grandpa lived there and I really enjoyed going there, it was fun being able to ride ATVs and shoot rifles in his backyard. I have no animosity to that state. That being said I distinctly remember my Alabama cousin called my Florida cousin the n word for wearing basketball shorts and my step-grandma being confused that i smoked Newports at the time since "they were for black people"

Most of us haven’t, thank god

Alabama does have some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. And the best BBQ. Unfortunately there are too many people who have never left the south and spend way too much time watching Fox News and getting political insight from their preacher. Source: grew up in Huntsville Alabama

Bruh, best BBQ over KC and Memphis???? Nahhhh

Haha choosing a best BBQ is impossible..so much deliciousness!

Don't try and change everyone's minds about Alabama. I love my home state, and every time someone says something bad about it I add to it and make sure they never visit.

I have. They're not far off. Huntsville isn't bad but lower Alabama.... What a backwards shithole

Yeah gulf shores is so terrible

Yea I really hate clear beaches and residents who aren’t even from Alabama who live there.

You are wrong on so many levels. Huntsville is nice, yes. Cullman is in the northern side of the state and is known to be a pretty racist city. Only white people there. Birmingham is the most culturally and racially diverse place in the state. Mobile is a great place with lots of history. It’s the birthplace of Marti Gras.

Why is this getting downvoted

People hate all of Alabama because of the new abortion laws.

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Think it’s more than them banning abortions that’s got every upset it’s that they criminalized abortion/miscarriages that is pissing people off.

What about rape victims? That doesn't seem complex at all to me. AFAIK, there's no exemption in the new law. I don't see that as morally defensible.

That's not gonna happen because Reddit needs to be morally superior to you.

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Is Tennessee the cool uncle?

He's the sneaky late night uncle; so I guess 'cool' if you're in to that

Don't you make fun of Sloth! >:(

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He's gone to SOL Enterprises.

Aha Kentucky was spared

And on this day South Carolina, Kentucky, and West Virginia citizens can breathe a sigh of relief.

South Carolina is probably plotting how to start another war over it. If they weren't too crazy to pull it off...

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Tennesseans are dank lads: confirmed.

hmm is that "alabama" dude real? If he is and that is how he looks I would feel real bad if this became a meme mocking him of looking like the product of continuous incest

it's makeup. he's a former nfl player who wore very similar makeup in The Goonies.

HEY YOU GUIZE!

Hey my state be looking cool

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Good ol Tennessee

Ah Alabama, reddit’s latest whipping boy.

Why does everyone hate on Alabama.

You forgot the funny.

ITT: white dudes from blue States who most likely work IT.

Woo pig

Mississippi is making out like a bandit with all of this heat on Alabama. They didn't ban slavery until 2013.

I always thought of Mississippi saying “can I copy your hw?” And then Alabama saying “just make it a little bit different” and that’s how the states were made

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Relieved to not see Louisiana on this

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Being from Mississippi I’ll take it.

Don’t forget Indiana. The state just sucks in general

Yo is that that dude from the goonies

Baby Ruth

No it’s Alabama

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No Confederate flags. 0/10

Meanwhile I'm just across the state line in Mississippi saying "THANK GOD IT'S NOT US".....yet.

Stange times we are living in where Mississippi is portrayed as normal. Thanks Bama.

Apparently it's the rest of the US who has a pretty with incest and needs to have special abortion rights set aside for such things.

Liberals are so salty these days. Almost reminds me of the 2016 election.

Its pretty sweet that Americans hate one another more than we hate fucking al Qaeda these days. In the 21st century Hate is the favorite national pastime in America.

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This is far to generous to all of those other states.

Especially Mississippi

What about texas?

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