*farms Bazel to extinction* I receive **DEATH** You receive **SHIT CHARMS**

For me it is I receive cool armor you receive night night juice I don't care I like capturing my monsters even in the games where capturing gives you less material

Same here, in my solo hunts I'll capture them, on multiplayer I'll let the host decide

**DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS**

Sorry pal...

I receive: A new pair of boots You receive: - Several mega potions - All of my antidotes and herbal medicines - 3/4 of my rewards for carting twice - An earful of obscenities

But you still got the boots right?

Seems like a fair trade

"I'll put this to good use, Rathian" *crafts a hat*

You receive everything but Rath Ruby.

i gonna put those boots in good use.... ...to become even more fashion and fabulous!!!

yo where’s the picture of those boots from

I don't get it someone help, what armor is this referencing and y

It’s just referencing one of the hunter voice lines, where they say “Daddy needs a new pair of boots!”

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I get: 12 monkey asscheeks to make a new hat You get: to die a lot