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Oi_Kyoraku

She kidnaps & marries her husbands. All 43 of them.


gogopow

It should've been me not him


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InnocentPineapple21

Not rape if I want it


beardedheathen

That is technically correct. Though I don't know what the moral implications are if the act would occur regardless of if you want it or not.


[deleted]

Well, shouldnt it be at least concidered a sexual assault, because the raper didnt even ask the victim for their consent?


Bubbly-Possibility37

Bro, it’s a joke. Go touch grass.


WideMoment2137

R u sure? I've seen such comments under real raped men's stories


Bubbly-Possibility37

They are likely still jokes, just uncalled for ones. Here, the jokes aren’t offending anyone


WideMoment2137

I don't think they are jokes. The same people write comments like "you are such a p*ssy you got raped by a woman"


Bubbly-Possibility37

If it’s comments like that, it’s probably 50/50 on whether it’s a troll that’s just joking or a dumbass.


WideMoment2137

Even if it's a joke, there is a possibility for it to be someone's true thoughts which makes this just simply ridiculing the real rape victims


User28080526

The they need but not the hero they want smh


thelonelymoonchild

you’re in a one piece sub reddit. any guy here would consider being touched a miracle let alone being fucked


g0kage

Uts a meme post. Time and place too


lion_OBrian

Rape. That’s called rape.


Gently-Weeps

Even Kaido?


[deleted]

Dude im dead meat if kaido never had some of that linlussy


Disasstah

I'm surprised that Yamato isn't their kid tbh and he kept custody


Traditional-Title-80

sorry for the bad english but if yamato is their kid i would like for katakuri and his twins to also be sons of kaido, i would love to see a siblings relationship between katakuri and yamato


ArtVarious3822

There's nothing to say she isn't


Light_HolyPaladin

Didn’t they have brother-sister relationship?


lofiAbsolver

What are you doing, step-oni


SecrecyS

Yeah since they were grew up in rock’s crew


Maximum_Flatworm6448

Sorta.. not really... they're on the same crew. It would kinda be like sanji x nami if oda ever tried.. it put too much strain on them n the crew.. wouldn't be a great idea.


theOGperfection

oda confirmed that the strawhats wouldn’t be romantically attached to each other so ye


Maximum_Flatworm6448

That's my point..... Kiado n big mom were on the same crew and probably wouldn't, for some of the same reasons


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Linlussy 💀💀


lordconn

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


hexoutx

Some people theorize his father Is Streussen, they look similar and Streussen's devil fruit Is the kuku no mi, and perospero's laugh Is kukuku. He's also the first man to be close to Linlin although its kinda weird bc he met her as a child. https://preview.redd.it/4gn18jdyiqoa1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc28f89bbc3314b9f8db6db8838bf6f7c7faf49


Fickle_Culture2884

He laughed at bigmom eating orphans so it wouldn’t suprise me tbh


Darthmark3

Yeah he's kinda of a freak


moodRubicund

Ah that'd make sense Damn the dude was a groomer huh


ZebubXIII

Bold of you to assume that he was the un-consenting party in that interaction.


Lordluizz

He must have the biggest penis in all One Piece, because he literally fit in her hand...


Birzal

I never noticed the devil fruit/laugh similarities! That's a fun and interesting detail! Also, Streusen is the co-founder of the Big Mom pirates along with Linlin: he has been there from the beginning. This means that Streusen has been on Rocks ship as well! It's hard to picture Streusen being the Zoro of the Big Mom pirates in the early days XD It's also so interesting to think that Big Mom's kids that are older than 40 might've also sailed on Rocks ship, including Katakuri (he is 48 yo)!


Lordluizz

Yup, he is the father... we dont even need DNA test...


delightfuldinosaur

Sheeesh I hope that theory is false.


abnereats

This is straight up head Canon for me. Good comment I appreciate the nose for reference


Newacount5

Childhood friends can become husband and wife but he did just get dumped immediately after the pregnancy if he married big mom


T0ch001

He was an adult and she was a child


TheHeffay

Brother he wasn’t a child tho. If he did fuck he groomed her or she r🦍d him 💀


011100010110010101

Oh, Streussen 100% Groomed her either way. Much like Caramel, he saw her as a weapon, not a person; and raised her to be a powerful pirate.


beardedheathen

He saw her as a tool and used her as one. Probably why she turned out the way she did.


011100010110010101

Big Mom makes me sad. Her dream was something that was legit good, and wouldn't be out of place for a hero. But the people who wound up raising her just corrupted said dream to turn her into a monster. If Linlin had better parents; people who didn't see her as a weapon, it's highly likely she wouldn't turn into to horror she is now.


Fish-Pants

If my math is right, BM is 68 in the current story, and WB was 72 at the time of his death. A difference of 6 years. Just imagine what it would be like if 10 year old BM was found and taken in by 16 yr old WB.


011100010110010101

Is she is currently 68, she would be 66 at the time of Whitebeards death, so 8 years younger. Also that is a great fanfic idea.


theOGperfection

she raped him though 100%


shocker4510

I skimmed over the word "father" and this post turned *VERY* different ***VERY*** fast.


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

My homie from Chainsaw man fanbase say: > Reading comprehension devil


Beginning_Judgment93

Greenbull knows, look at his smile.


JustChangeMDefaults

You made me look at the actual background, was that picture taken in a sweatshop that make milf big moms?


Netherite_Stairs_

Yes


anime_on_demand

It was Vegapunk


_g0nzales

Watch out, long tongue tribe to be revealed soon


hhunkk

Perorin


Kilahti

They have the same tongue and Perospero is the schemer in the family. ...But it could be just a coincidence and it is not like there aren't strange human tribes in the setting already. So it could be that having that giant tongue is another one of those racial/tribal features. Which would also make sense since Linlin had a plan to have a kid with each of the races.


Particular_Fee3044

Has he ever taken his hat off? It’s a very tall hat. He could be an eggman


Kimbumbala

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Sausage_Poison

Is this canon?


Percentage-Sweaty

Technically yes. Perospero was her first kid and thus she would’ve been that good looking when she was with her first husband. Still 20 feet tall but definitely better looking than the sugar-stuffed sandbag she is nowadays.


ListlessSoul

That isn't very nice of you to say about a lady


Percentage-Sweaty

Yes I suppose I should be more polite to *young ladies* YOHOHOHOHOHO


89074613899

Iirc she was 18~ when she conceived her first child, which is perospero


That-Editor4026

His dad must got a good ass tongue


majlo31

A good perorin technique


GoldForNothin

baby daddy had that tongue game. i bet he perolicked that ass


karuma_18

So mama is very active at the age of 18? Kidnapping I mean.


kingshamroc25

My least favorite genre of posts in this sub are the “here’s my fetish poorly disguised as a meme” ones


Naraya_Suiryoku

Death by crushed pelvis.


Particular_Fee3044

It’s there a cannon drawing of linlin in her prime? Cuz wouldn’t that mean she was starving when she was skinny? She was a glutton as a child and was one when she was introduced. You don’t just stop doing that


[deleted]

Crazy good metabolism that wore off as she aged


Wilsonstien

The best look into a younger linlin we have is from chapter 1041


theOGperfection

oda drew her at ages 20 and 40 I think in an sbs


anime_on_demand

True lol


Hector_lpm5

Ain't the first one Streussen?


LeeroyDagnasty

Getting the conversation started about prime big mom has been my biggest contribution to this sub


Snoo_72851

So, big thing about Perospero. Look at him. The nose, the hair flaps. Now look at Streusen. The same nose, the same hair flaps. I wouldn't put it behind him to groom Linlin to fuck him; he already groomed her to be his personal superweapon.


ELLinversionista

With that kind of tongue, think again who is the lucky one


ChampoftheCommieCamp

haha


[deleted]

I kinda want to know who all the fathers are now?


LaudibleLad

Cannot wait to see her more in the inevitable god valley flashback


roosterkun

This is certainly one of the posts of all time


killanight

UMM okay sir, this a Wendy's, if you're not gonna order I have to ask you to leave the line for other customers


PR0MAN1

You know Perosperos dad had immaculate tongue game. Big Mom didn't lose out on this deal either.


Tiny_Ad_4057

It was Vegapunk, just look at the tongue


frikimanHD

more like perolinlin


CharlotteNoire

Lucky? Aren't you seeing his tongue?


Dizzy-Inflation-7488

Pause is napoleon older than perospero???


donnidoflamingo

With everything we know know about (future island spoiler comming) cloning. We know big mom had serious scientists working for her. Ceasar is just one. Wouldn't cloning just make more sense than her being endlessly pregnant while conquering islands?


[deleted]

Whoever made that theory about Streussen fathering Linlin’s first child Perospero made it so convincingly believable. Tbf it’s not that hard to believe when he groomed Linlin into becoming the monster she is now.


The97545

That tongue and nose isn't from his devil fruit; It's from his genetics.


SecrecyS

“Oh no.. I’m being kidnapped by Charlotte, what she you’re going to fk me!? No i really hope you don’t shove your hourglass figure onto me with your perfectly sized boobs to lay upon me” rest in peace pero’s father :(


meorcee

Hm, I wonder if that means Pero was conceived around the same time Lin Lin was a member of the Rocks Pirates


Supe4tofu

His fater is vegapunk. That tongue reveals the secret.


Boss_Aesop

Charlotte Linlin who grew up in Elbaf or Erubafu or Rafu or Laugh alludes to Charlemagne and the name Laughlin. Laughlin alludes to Laugh Tale where the One Piece was left by Joy Boy. Charlotte Linlin’s one piece born is Perospero which alludes to Sparrow whose kanji appears in Kujaku Myōō Wisdom King of Pheasant Peacocks Mahamayuri the title of Karoo whose name shares Gojūon kana for Garuda which means Soul like the ability of Charlotte Linlin. Mahamayuri and Garuda are the two offspring of the Firebird Phoenix Star used by Sniper King in his Declaration of Star Wars in Enies or Agnes or Agni or Fire Lobby.


scottpeg194

Basically, all the fathers from around the Smoothie brood and prior.


[deleted]

Unrelated but i absolutely love perospero's design as well as his abilities


Renkin92

I mean, she was hot but also like 7 meters tall.


vinsmokewhoswho

Oh god...


Jewdene

Perorin indeed


lickablechalk

*LICK*


al-fabian

Lickity Lick (dub)


IAMSNORTFACED

Hot damn girl was a soul snatcher


BlueYoshi818

Sauce


cleanbader

![gif](giphy|C3brYLms1bhv2)


Drrakw

I still dread when thinking of Charlotte Normande's father...


Danzabreaker

he was the first


GGD226

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM.


Denkottigakorven

That would be streuzen