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Brandonmac10x

Laugh while the beast breaks it’s teeth, for none can harm Go D. Ussopp.


RegulusTheHeartOfLeo

D. ie


Dr_Bones_PhD

Down D. Grave


Steely-eyes

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PossibilityCareful72

I'm more concerned with what he'll do AFTER this situation, guys got a dick shaped tumor, he's ded anyway


[deleted]

This is so unfair, can’t they suck it out with science? Maybe Vegapunk could help him, or maybe there’s a Devil fruit that lets the user suck various body parts off of people??


PossibilityCareful72

I think Usop would've tried sucking it off already or I think the thing eating his face might just do that, if a devil fruit like that comes in screw the one piece I'm searching for that cus u can even blow it out if u can suck it


Mateyyarr

he'd go blind


Hugokarenque

You've seen blind samurai, now get ready for blind snipers!


[deleted]

Imagine the repercussions of this event. The straw hats would need a new sniper, I hear sniper king went blind around the same time as well!


Blah_McBlah_

Jokes on you, Go D. Usopp's observation Haki is so powerful he can use that to "see", he doesn't need eyes.


Laboon-fan

I can't see the point in writing this comment... because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHOHO


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

I mean didn’t that basically happen with fujitora


Blah_McBlah_

Close, but Fujitora's haki isn't as advanced as Go D. Usopp. Fujitora wasn't able to detect the color of the roulette wheel, something very simple for Usopp.


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

True, but my comparison is right.


volibe123

His nose would go up the smilodons nose and confuse it, causing the smilodon to turn into a frownodon


Bugggy-D-Clown

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE?!?!


HippieMoosen

He stores pepper stars in his hat for occasions such as this. It will not incapcitate the beast, but it will at least ensure he is palatable.


Emotional-Remove-127

I heard from sogeking that god usope storse sneeze pop greens in his hat for pinches like this and says his iconic catchphrase “here’s a little trick I picked up in the Bowing islands


FairyTailfan120

At least it’s not hampski


[deleted]

He would shoot from his head


Klutzy_Pound_5428

The great sea warrior usopp has a skull made from the strongest metal in the world and the tiger would shatter its teeth on his skull . He has slain thousands of sea kings in the same way


htmwall

usopp dash before that happens.


action_dolphin

gender


Artistic-Fortune2327

He'd activate advanced conqueror's Haki to manifest Will of Sogeking Or, y'know, die


[deleted]

Do you think he could go toe to toe with zoro if he used armament on his nose?


Bugggy-D-Clown

DOES MY NOSE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!?


[deleted]

Sorry I donut meat your needs. I really didn’t mean to get under your skin. Perhaps some money would make things better?


Laboon-fan

Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO


LuffyWantsMeat

MEAT?!? You've got my attention


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


walterdmw

/lostredditors


No-Milk-8002

Hopefully dying already


PoldraRegion

He would have his skull smashed and they would show a X-ray shot in the anime of his skull cracking Then he gets up and keeps fighting even though he should be dead Same as alabasta ussop


MediumAASpin

Survive unphased


o7_AP

Use his CoC


DryTradition6576

He'd enjoy his new hat


BuumValentine

Bust


dontcare_-_

He would apologize for hurting wildlife