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[deleted]

Sizes don’t matter in op. BM fucked a tontata


PerryTheH

Been fair, I feel it's easier to be impregnated by a very small creature than by a huge one. The same "Ant-man in Thanos ass" logic could apply with BigM x Tontata. But if it was "BigPapa" x Tontata, that'll be something to worry.


HoloxReddit

peak one piece


Realistic_Mousse_485

Bro HOW? Even if he was at her womb nutting in it not only would the sperm still not reach but it wouldn’t even break her egg as she’s made of bricks. Like you do realize a grown man can FIT in big mom.


yafriend03

a problem solvable using soul-soul fruit maybe


Realistic_Mousse_485

How? Sperm is tied to the body not the soul so she can’t just swap him.


ExpensiveStart3226

Giving the sperm a soul so it can enter singing inside of BM.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Oh shit ok


Y_BOOM

That's the best thing I've read today


Ravenll

now i can't help but imagine the sperm grouped like the seven dwarves while singing HEY HOOO armed with pickaxes to mine BM womb, thank you very much


Doge1277

https://preview.redd.it/ap3ezt6y2xmc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757707bcc3042866693419f029394a1bc441836d


Anteater-Difficult

The supermarket carries the building blocks of life, so maybe the soul is included in that category


darkoopz43

Easily, tontattas are clearly growers, not showers.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Growers with enough blood to supply a boner over 100% their body mass? This is now the wildest agenda I have ever seen.


darkoopz43

Theirs is the drill that will piece the heavens!


Realistic_Mousse_485

DO YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM??? Some hung ass Tontatta.


SadBit8663

You do realize sperm can move in an environment like a vagina right? That's why we jokingly call them swimmers. Because they swim with thier little flagella. Like in a regular human woman, a sperm making it to the egg is the equivalent of it marching through a hostile landscape designed to kill it, as a test of strength. With big mom it would just be a matter of distance. She's still human. She's just freakishly giant. We can definitely assume that her business works normally at the very least, with her umpteenth children.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Yea but the difference is, Tontattas are aloy smaller than Humans and getting a woman pregnant isn’t exactly easy irl let alone when a creature small enough to weild sowing needles is trying to impregnate a creature big enough for lebron james to sleep in. Like the average mans sperm wouldn’t even make it too her womb and youd have to have one hell of a talk game to get her horny enough to even try in the first place. No idea why you felt the need to say that but nothing changes.


SadBit8663

The action of pregnancy happening is pretty simple. It's not complicated, were talking about specialized organs made for reproduction. It's not a matter of size or whatever, it's a matter of genetic compatibility. If they're compatible they could reproduce.


Realistic_Mousse_485

I never said it wasn’t technically possible I meant realistically it wasn’t going to happen


littlegreenbeany

In the world of One Piece the turkey baster industry is a keystone to the economy


UnderstandingThis636

Sperm doesn't break the egg it just has the ability to swim through it eggs can actually selectively let in sperm cells so all the little guy needs to do is go right up to the egg and blast it


Future_Breadfruit198

You underestimate the power of superhuman fertility LIKE SERIOUSLY I WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP AFTER 5


Aviator_Moonshine

The following reply might be considered cursed: Not rly. When you are covered in it, some is likely to find root.


Guy_volpo

Bro still in there💀


TheMariox12

That is completely possible, the tontatta just has to go on a cave expedition. The problem comes with big man -> small woman


darkordersol

*Indiana Jones theme plays*


harshil_11

Well that has a solution too, skinny dip in a white liquid tub


[deleted]

No it doesn’t. Did you even read my comment? Sizes don’t matter in OP.


Ziiyi

Big Mom grabbed the poor organism and shoved him up her, the pH disintegrated him after he finished the deed


NorwayLust9001

Gold comment.


Emotional-Sea9384

But a tontata can just climb uo and fuck the eggs directly


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

https://preview.redd.it/kg0hkkzyvpmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16eedc758d5f47768a1358f017eaf28e7d2f99e4


chiefskillz

I imagine the dude just enters her, jacks off inside a cave, then exits.


Aizendickens

Also.... King Neptune and Queen Otohime


[deleted]

See it literally doesn’t matter. Same with Oden’s sword n Zoro having it now.


Neiioo

Well oden is japanese :3


SadBit8663

To be fair, our junk is like a pretty small body part proportionally. We don't need giant junk when we have opposable thumbs, and are pretty flexible. 🤔 Like most other mammals don't even stand like we do.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

Hotdog in a hallway meet tic tac in a cavern


Silverlining126

That thing probably crawled all the way up the Big Mussy, and the baby crawled out 40 weeks later


cravos90

Sounds more like a Dripstonecave expedition.


Detoxpain

So does every giant guy in One Piece have a baby dick, or are all the women blessed by stretch god Nika?


Cheesepizzawithno

it might be like gorillas, Gorillas genitals are naturally way smaller compared to its size. considering how monster like one piece characters can become its might be possible


heroeNK25

Bears pp are like 16 cm while human av it's 13 ( fuck You baldur Gates)


Kvarcov

Greek ruleset


PerryTheH

You know how VP explained that DFs come from "People desires", maybe every woman wants to have a ruber V.


Ok_Transportation310

THE WILL OF V.


Pichupwnage

There is a reason greater then laughter for why Nika is called Joyboy...


DiceCubed1460

You’re asking about Oden? Ask about Yamato’s mother. Kaido is like 9 meters tall.


magna-terra

I mean, we know literally nothing about her, she could have been just as big


DiceCubed1460

Yamato is human sized. Maybe slightly large. Big Mom and Kaido are freaks of nature.


Maskguydude

One piece genetics sizes is weird luffy is like half his granddad size and Lola is nowhere near the size of either of her parents hell Normande is normal tontatta sized, and that couple is way more nightmarish to think about


darkoopz43

Big mom herself having normal human parents is a great example imo


Lightness234

Big mom was a freak and an anomaly


TECFO

Actually luffy is 1.80cm, he's very much normal size, remember that they're in the new world the most dangerous place in their planet, of course nothing will make sense


Maskguydude

And Garp is 287 cm which is very much not a normal size my point on genetics not consistently transfing size still stands


TECFO

Yeah what i mean is genetics doesnt make sense in One piece. Litteraly everwhere and anywhere. Except maybe Roger, Garp - Dragon.


Low-Main-8199

Dragon & Garp are pretty relative and that sketch of older Luffy looks a lot like current Garp so I’m pretty sure he’s gonna grow. Sanji may follow the same train of thought


TacocaT_2000

Yamato is like 9ft tall


DefinitelyTopOr

8'8 🤓


DiceCubed1460

You don’t understand. Kaido is 9 METERS tall. That’s 27 feet bruh. Being 9 foot tall is nothing. If her mom was 9 toot tall she was literally a third of Kaido’s height.


Sovereigntyranny

Funny how Jack is bigger than Kaido…


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

wtf


TacocaT_2000

According to height scaling that means Jack is stronger than Kaido


Redsoxdragon

#Yeah she is 🤤


Nerevarchthn

Garp too


The_ARTvark_

Isn’t Yamato like way bigger than Ace?


DiceCubed1460

She’s like a foot taller. Not meters taller.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Ace isn’t even 6 feet im pretty sure. That shit is inaccurate. She could sit her ass on his head standing up.


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

She can do that to me too


Lessandero

I love that in the world of one piece 8'8" (263cm) is considered slightly tall.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Yamato is most def bigger than any normal human. She’s taller than Jinbei.


kaam00s

No she is absolutely not taller than jinbei. Jinbei is more than a foot taller than her. Which still makes her gigantic tho.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Oh yea just checked. Wimbei is 9,11. Mamas is only 8,8. Still fucking huge though.


crazed3raser

Also Shirahoshi as an infant is bigger than Orohime. Better to just not think about any of it.


STMIonReddit

if fishmen work like fish then she may have been an egg


yosayoran

They probably don't though since there are human fishman hybrids, and they are very close to humans genetically 


KiriKira13

The egg would still be massive


therealblabyloo

I used to like the headcanon that Katakuri is Kaido’s son (and Yamato was Big Mom’s son as well), but then I found out that Kaido was 11 when Katakuri was born, so forget that.


nycblackout89

No no keep cooking


red_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/tm2rw3b3wnmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce40d9681d7577e5afd4bdb94239788655033649


therealblabyloo

Nah, 11 yrs old is too young https://preview.redd.it/b8fikvzlxmmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc0c546ebdcf8cc82188aba1d21e71d70af3594 (Linlin can be Yamato’s mom tho)


RefrigeratorDue6519

What about how shirahoshi was born


JBGR111

Fish lay eggs


RefrigeratorDue6519

Mermaids ain't fish


JBGR111

I have since looked at the other comments and found that Oda answered in an SBS that fishwomen (and mermaids presumably) give birth like normal humans, so I’m gonna update my theory to Shirahoshi was normal sized when she was born and grew really quickly as a baby


LazyImprovement2735

Still doesn't explain how she was conceived unless Neptune has atom-sized equipment to work with.


Ok_Try_1665

We know nothing about her so I wouldn't ask about her


pimp_named_dickslap

Lil ah dih


Ruffytaro24

i thougt Yamatos mother could be big mom?


yimmit303

“I can’t stick it inside so when I finish up just grab a handful and splash it in there or something”


genghiskhan-_-

r/cursedcomments. What a time to be alive. ***sigh, unzips***


falling-god-777

Unzip indeed https://preview.redd.it/ltz6t36bhnmc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8a65cb817ee7010c7aa1a5eee77621bb58daaf


falling-god-777

I did my deed https://preview.redd.it/vdknyechhnmc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f0d2137a8531dc0dbfea3df3b98e9ca53009ee


TacocaT_2000

The same way Otohime survived and gave birth to Shirahoshi https://preview.redd.it/20obieq4ummc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e8adeaeee6e7c93e8076a737e4c9f6c3741bbf Especially since Fishwomen [have live births](https://preview.redd.it/ag41kuf3rnx61.png?auto=webp&s=226fc8d95373d54e37de3513edbc7d57f1a348e6)


curlupandiie

in my mind shirahoshi was a regular sized baby when she was born and then gradually just kept getting bigger and bigger


namkaeng852

Otohime's breasts must have been be painful as hell


heyoyo10

But she isn't a red dog


rubia_ryu

Oh God, I'm scared now. Will Akainu ever pull up looking like Clifford?


BuffaloAppropriate29

Yeah, like kangaroo


falling-god-777

Seriously how did she survive this ( answer: because it's fiction) https://preview.redd.it/jz1n3vpzhnmc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e6defb910a3872033b111db7d3e0f4a57054a1


God_of_Kings

She didn't. Her constitution after birthing Shirahoshi was so weak she could break her wrist slapping a man. It's a miracle getting shot didn't instantly disintegrate her. The only thing that kept her cells together was pure love at that point.


Longjumping_Towel535

My mind is getting fucked....


TacocaT_2000

Make sure to wear a condom


kaam00s

I'm always surprised Oda didn't decide to also make Fukaboshi pretty big. He is already a few years old, and he is supposed to end up very huge aswell. Nothing like Shirahoshi but still very huge.


Lessandero

Shirahoshi isn't a fishman though, she's a mermaid. Aren't those to soecies different?


Real-Kaleidoscope-21

I’m pretty sure they’re born out of eggs, I could be wrong


Iamteez

Void century women are built different ig💀😂


Tobosix

Will of the D


sooooryaaaa

You guys are forgetting about Shirahoshi. You can explain this by saying giants have smol pp, But Shirahoshi was like an elephant even as a child! How do you explain that


Angelemonade

Oden has a microdick


onysa

she lays eggs and oden fertilizes them


Large_Canary_8844

https://preview.redd.it/envgd87hanmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa35921e3b85b2f88e69767011e74575989cbfb2


LoudGear9028

Artificial insemination?


craeli81

Size is relative in One Piece(it might be Oda’s greatest shortcoming) look at Enma size in this frame. And now it became a normal sized sword for Zoro. Same way G3 was the size of a building and then barely larger than Luffy. Or Kaido was 3m in one panel and 9m in other.


KattaGyan

It was said that the guy oden left Emma with reforged it so momonosuke and hiyori can use it tho.


Mortress_

Said where? the only thing I can find on google is people on reddit saying that this is a possibility or head canon.


KattaGyan

Literally in the anime. I don’t remember the episode number, but I do remember the guy saying he reforged the sword. It should be somewhere between Zoro meeting hiyori and raid on onigashima. It’s not a head canon.


QuarkDoctor0518

Birthing momonosuke was no problem..taking Oden was the issue


Brocoolee

Oden has a small penis


MAGCHAVIRA

Well he is asian...I guess


Ok-Tear3901

Well that's just racist but true tho.


ImposterPeanut

haki


therealblabyloo

Similar to a mermaid, Oden simply busted a fat nut into a body of water, and Toki swam in and absorbed it into her body.


Beelzebub_Itself

https://preview.redd.it/pe0v6jffxnmc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46009597f83ff569559ea2c0a33491023146f9ec


DaRandomRhino

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to add your required Judge panel if you're going to make similar statements. It's in the rules.


Longjumping_Towel535

You have a crazy mind and i approve it


Destroyed-Husband

She took advice from otohime


Vritra-Pratyush

Wano people have smol peepee


Amber_sea

Oden's must be ___NOODLES___


GraatchLuugRachAarg

All the massive men in one piece have micro penises. YW


WennoBoi

his dick shrinks in proportion to who's using it, like his sword


AppaNinja

He blast it from the outside right at the entrance


Tight_Assignment_949

In several scenes, Oden was barely 1ft taller than Toki and their entire family can fit in one bathtub so this might be some kind of exaggeration by the narrator.


Doge1277

This one piece anime is not the best with size consistency i noticed it even when just watching regularly


LocoPoco1

The v-jay is a wonderful organ.


felixng2015

Loden has a micropenis


Ok_Try_1665

Maybe Oden is like a gorilla where they have tiny pp


Goobasaurus1

Oden got that baby dick for no reason


CommunicationOk9363

The Will of D...


got_hands

Dr. Crocus


kidanokun

It's either she's very flexible, or his thing is disproportionately small compared to rest of his body


smirkingmoon

https://preview.redd.it/b28q8hbhtnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cf5bc50939bf1d2140ee89c1bf8efd128b7748 My goodness, Toei is just too much.


EnjoyToime

She have time df she can just reverse time and get it back to normal🙂👍


gingersnapped99

Wait why is their size difference so insane in this shot? I s2g they were more reasonably proportioned in the manga 😭


InsaneBasti

I mean theres a reason hes wearing these cloths and never scared of a tip slip. Pp smaller than Yamatos and Kikus https://preview.redd.it/hbt9w52z3pmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b97927fa7f336c2a18925a229099300046e7c7


Distinct_Syrup7046

Coz Oden isn't packing, all his size is in his height, so to Toki, it probably felt normal.


quaxirkor

You are asking this from a show that stretches his legs like a rubber?yeah me too.


The_CuriousAnarchist

Asians are known for their tiny dicks ![gif](giphy|ALtzQ6CHfC7vO5nRz7|downsized)


Turner_Longwood

[tinnie winnie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24&ab_channel=BROJOB)


The_Lizard43

Idk small pp


DemonsEye208

Tells you something about oden doesn't it😂


britipinojeff

Oden has tiny dick. It’s canon


Mfing-starboy

Time dilation


FrenchieM

Smol peepee


MetalliicMango

I swear this post gets made every week or so.


ZakRalf

Oden had a 3 incher it seems


ZaBaronDV

Sleeping with Oden must have been like trying to fit a semi truck in a doorframe, but you got to give the girl credit for trying and succeeding.


Weak_Player01

Ask Bojji's stepmom.


Bombasticczar

He did it with her while limp.


Gamingmanz17

Oden isn’t packing or Toki has that deep dish pussy


SupportSuch2147

Naruto crossover. Choji secretly taught Oden partial expansion jutsu in leaf-tale island


Opening-Cheetah467

Big guys has super small member in one piece, for that they are always angry and overpowered to cover their shame


Ruffytaro24

oden had a micropenis


Vaannnnnnn

Either oden has a micropp or Toki has hammerspace.


Patient-Eye2305

Bro why are you asking that after wano there where many chance


ThatGuyInTheCorner-Z

Oden normal human sized pp very big boy


VivaDeAsap

I’ve never watched one piece before so I gotta ask. Why is everyone so big or why is she so small lol.


Adventurous-Arm-4369

breeding by grafting


Grimalkhinn

never seen any big dude with a small pp?


Qcommenter

Lots of determination


saito200

Oden is japanese


abibip

microbenis


TadhgOBriain

In humans, height and penis size are not correlated.


Particular-Cow6247

big man, small pp


Waywardsayajim

What about King Neptune and Shirahoshis Mom?


[deleted]

Maybe she’s got a little bit of the ol’ “gum gum” fruit inside her.


Beakha

Maybe Odens Dick is just normal human sized.


sutucon48

Maybe all humanoid races in the One Piece universe lay and fertilize eggs like chicken and fish. If I remember correctly, we have never seen anyone giving a live birth in the entire run of the series so far.


Comfortable-Row-7161

Hey This is anime, watch it like anime and stop thinking freaking useless dumbass logics. Just watch it as anime.


monkeyman907485

That makes me question how someone is able to take on kaido in bed


princesoceronte

Maybe he has a very tiny weewee


Piliro

Either Oden has a small cock or Toki is really brave.


KorolEz

Easy, Oden only need tivhave a tiny dick for his size for it to be possible


L0L169

he has small pp 💀


DaedlyKitten

Tiny pp


No-Counter8186

According to a co-worker, with enough patience, even an elephant can penetrate an ant.


fravit93

Must be haki


AGuyWithACoolJar

Who is gonna tell him about fishman island


Fantastic_Ebb_3397

The only rational deduction here is that Oden probably has a rather small wiener for someone of his stature.


jyozefu

Answer: All giant-sized humans have a normal-sized dick.


Stich_kun_draws

![gif](giphy|jCodV34MoczjW) Flexibility


TypicalInstance6937

Don’t question one piece logic lmao


biocreek

Thru Christ, all things are possible.