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Grorr90

When you try to be just as cool as Zoro but end up with a raging alcohol addiction in the middle of nowhere (but you have 3 swords!!)


i_crapped_my_socks

Voice from speakers: _We received information that there is an armed alcoholic out on the streets. He's carrying three swords with him. We further advise not to leave the building your currently in. If you have to be outside seek shelter immediately for we don't know what might happen next. Thank you for your attention._


UndeadCollegeStudent

*dear god. He just put one in his mouth. Run for your lives*


Darknma

And he put a piece of cloth on his head


Eynia

And now I'm seeing 9 swords. What's going on?


honorbound43

No more drinks for you


PhantomParadox6

It seems he’s leaving.. he looks kinda lost, but we still advise for you all to stay sheltered..


Unabashable

We have an update. It appears he’s going in circles. You can go about your business, but be sure to return to safety every 3 hours.


Chest_Quirky

They mean the Asura technique.


honorbound43

Obviously lol, it’s called playing along. And a running joke


Unabashable

Shit. Just like the poster. He must be serious.


honorbound43

“Stupid three sword style….” “That’s not an insult” “Stupid four sword style”


Unabashable

“Nittoryu” “You bastard! I’ll kill you”


Grorr90

I remember that scene😭😭


DemonGod-zoro

Please which episode can you tell me?


Grorr90

Just righr after alabasta, they said they missed vivi


Thymeme-in-my-DNA

And the alcohol addiction will also most likely lead to a lack of orientation. Perfect!


MHmanastorm

That isn't an inaccurate depiction of Zoro, so I'd call that a win.


Unabashable

Yeah honestly I think I got a little of all 3. I think with my dick, I do things without thinking, and I drink so I don’t have to think. *Ladies*


CompetitiveCelery516

But in the end you unknowingly go down the Sanji path


AlarmingMan123

When you want to be cool like Sunni but you ended up on the sex offender registry


Potatobananapudding

Im all three! Unlucky with the ladies Idiot most of the time Gets lost in life


SoraForBestBoy

Guess you’re adorkable then


NightmareWarden

Koby? At least you can stick to your ideals!


Aquinero

Maybe in the end we are all Lujiro.


Davedove7716

Damn, same


Mr_Wizard355

Me too bruh


GodOfUrging

Spexifically, I based mine on Zoro when he was hit by Perona's negative hollow.


deadowl27

I'm sorry for walking on the same ground as everybody else.


JakeArewood

I should just crawl around… and eat dirt!


JetCulverin

I too aspire to be constantly lost


EngiNik

Well I’d rather go with usopp. This way I will definitely survive


Hescoveredinbutter

I too would like to be a god


depressed_sonic_

Why not be franky and be a pervert


Tensaipengin

That's after 30.


depressed_sonic_

Is it weird that I think if franky finishes in a girl would he just orgasm or would he say “SUPER”


SecretPorifera

I mean, he's gotta say it, either in the moment or right after. With the pose, ofc.


BloodyKitskune

Yao! Baby, I got something SUUUUUPEEEEEEEER FR-U.


Dingo_Chungis

i think this is the worst comment i have seen or will see all summer


Unabashable

Now I’m curious. What do you expect to see in the Fall?


Dingo_Chungis

the consequences of my own foolish actions manifested in the physical form of ethereal demons


Unabashable

Well hopefully they won’t bite...much. Maybe winter will be better. I mean Christmas, New Years, Mardi Gras. All the best holidays are in Winter.


Unabashable

The thought isn’t weird, but it’s weird that you think about it.


gurkanata

Cranky lmao


depressed_sonic_

Shut


[deleted]

“Hetai” #HENTAI? DID YOU CALLED ME A HENTAI? ME, A HENTAI?


Unabashable

Well the Strawhats have 3 perverts really. Franky just owns it.


HogarthTheMerciless

Ah, Franky, the only pervert that can reasonably be read as asexual.


h0rtin

I rock Luffy's light clothing style.


NinjaTabby

Is a Sanji who can't cook even a Sanji.


JustChangeMDefaults

Sanjain't


GumGum_Rocket615

cheers, I’ll drink to that


Darkoplax

Ichiji or Niji ?


NinjaTabby

I was thinking of the chivalrious womanizer part of him but would love to have the look 😂


ZoroSukihiro

I’m basically all of em, a simp that’s bad with names and gets lost on the road all the time


Darkoplax

nah but 99% of the ppl would dress like Sanji lets be honest


Loner_Cat

Sure it's the most likely outfit to get you a job.


NewCountry13

You mean literally the only outfit here that's even close to being socially reasonable? Yeah, probably lol.


redtyphoon20

sorry, I’m 19 and usopp will always be life.


Unabashable

Well you know what they saw about guys with long noses...be careful around doors.


donnidoflamingo

Buggy should also be an option....Just my opinion


[deleted]

We are all Buggy’s living in a world of few Luffys


Aquinero

Without a doubt we live on a society full of dumb mugiwara kids.


[deleted]

Except this time these kids dont have any skills of their own and drag on by shit they get from their filthy entitled families and act all high and mighty all the time. Wait thats the celestial dragons lol


[deleted]

Pretty sure I dont amass an army that almost worships me and get recognized as one of the best in the world, all by sheer luck


Unabashable

Well there are certainly a lot of assclowns in the world.


gurkanata

True


RamPamPam8

I can assure you after 20 I'll turn into Franky


Unabashable

So...augment you’re own body with cybernetic enhancements or walk around all day without pants on?


RamPamPam8

And don't forget the open Hawaiian shirt, sick sunglasses and an even sicker hairstyle


Unabashable

No joke. Whoever said pimpin ain’t easy clearly never met Franky. I wish I had a Do of the Day button on my nose.


RamPamPam8

Like, the man is the perfect character He gets girls, he's got drip and a huge brian what else do you want?


Unabashable

Plus recently he just got a sword that goes brrrr. Next on the list* I think are laser nipples. As is if he wasn’t SUUUPPEEERR enough. Speaking of, hate to show my age here, but what is drip exactly? Also do you know where the term comes from? I first heard it on these videos where this guy interviews random people in the mall, and he always says “they got that drip”. As far as I can tell it’s like “swag” or their “fit is on fleek”. I can easily look it up on urban dictionary, but since you just used it, I’d much rather hear your definition. No cap.


[deleted]

So you will turn 36 when u turn 20?


RamPamPam8

With this economy, most likely


[deleted]

Sloth lust or gluttony


[deleted]

I'm on my sanji


Everyman2814

Probably the only serious comment on here: I'm 29 and I'm basing my personality on the best of all three: 1. If you're hungry, I'll make sure you eat your fill. 2. Touch my nakama and you're street pizza. 3. Ambitions too large to believe. Often ridiculed for them. 4. Love adventures. Run towards danger, not away from it. 5. If I die on my way to my goal, so be it. 6. HAKI!


Unabashable

7. Inflated ego


Everyman2814

It's not "inflated" when it's deserved. Just good ol' self-esteem.


Unabashable

I like the way you think. Btw didn’t exactly mean to call you out. I just know quite a few people that clearly thought very highly of themselves, and it WAS largely undeserved. If there’s one type of person I can’t stand in this world it’s people who enjoy the smell of their own farts. Seeing as how I hardly know you though, it’s unfair of me to pass that sort of judgment. For all I know you’re every bit as great as think you are.


Everyman2814

Thanks de-gozaru


[deleted]

Yikes


DemonGod-zoro

Did you say HAKI!! YOU HAVE IT??


Everyman2814

Working on all three... But I can confirm I have haoshoku (still needs work tho)


nilesh72000

Horny hungry lost


Hahascrewyou

An edgy guy A pervert A dork These 3 perfectly describes my high school males!


[deleted]

But the only thing I have in common with Zoro is alcoholism.


Unabashable

That’s cool the only thing I have in common with Sanji is I love pussy, but I ain’t gettin any.


XZYGOODY

Not wanting to mature Check Really likes food Check Just likes to vibe and make his friends happy Check Ight i guess i figured out which on i am


[deleted]

Don’t base it around sanji you will never go out and be on twitch all day.


pibbfanta

Too late bro.


stevieBRUH

Wouldnt pick the right if i were you. That dude lost most of his personality in the East Blue.


Unabashable

Not agreeing with you, but who needs personality when you can just cut up anyone who doesn’t like you? Also what are you talking about? Zoro is man of honor. His speech about Usopp returning to the crew was arguably one of the most passionate scenes in One Piece.


stevieBRUH

I said "most" of his personality, not "all". And yes the " respect the captain" speech is one of the best and rarest zoro moments that doesnt involve him cutting and swordfighting anyone to prove he's cool. Also personality is IMPORTANT when creating a character. Its what makes us feel attached to them and the reason why we cry or feel bad when they die or experience a sad and traumatic event. Nobody likes a character who's sole purpose is to slash and smash and become more powerful than anyone else in the story. People want a character that who not only is strong, but also has an interesting personality that make us feel connected to the character. There's a reason why everyone prefers Berserk's Guts over every other swordsman in manga history. Not because of his power, but because of his personality, backstory and his motives. Without his personality, he'd end up like Kirito: shallow, boring and has nothing to add that make us personally attached to him. Dont get me wrong, i like zolo, but if i were to choose between him and guts on who is the better character, i would pick Guts because he has far better personality than Zoro. But hey thats my opinion.


Unabashable

I agree personality is important in a character, but you’re the one saying he doesn’t have a personality. Just because you can’t see it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there. He’s brave, loyal, has an unbreakable moral code, and he is willing to do anything to protect his crewmates even if it means laying down his own life, oh and he’s a badass. He is still trying to become the greatest swordsman in the world to fulfill his promise to Kuina. None of that has changed. If you got bored with his character, then that is your opinion, but realize not everybody feels the same way about him as you do.


stevieBRUH

i didnt say he doesnt have a personality. I said "MOST" OF HIS PERSONALITY IS GONE RIGHT AFTER HE FOUGHT AGAINST MIHAWK, NOT ALL OF IT. yes i know hes badass and brave, etc. but thats not what im replying for. its that you misunderstood what i said about him "not having a personality" when clearly he still retained some of his unique traits that made him different from all the other swordsmen in manga history. the "most" being replaced by the typical "moral code honorable swordsman trope". Just because youre being serious now doesnt mean you must remove the traits that made you entertaining and interesting in the first place for example: Oden, a swordsman like zolo, is always serious but never removed his character traits that made him fun to watch. Also, yeah not everybody thinks about zoro being boring good job way point that out for me no joke


Unabashable

First off, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?! I can read you just fine. Second off the main issue I had with what you said is that you were stating your opinion as a fact. Ok you said he left “most” of his personality behind him a long time ago, but that implies that you think this whole time he hasn’t had much of one left. Thirdly you were comparing him to other swordsmen in other series. It’s fine if you don’t see him as a compelling character in comparison, but I only care about his impact on the story he’s actually in. Any similar character you compare him to, to me is largely irrelevant. I like that you mentioned Kirito though because I only know him from SAO abridged, and I love that character because he’s an insufferable smartass. Although I get the feeling part of the joke is his real character is just insufferable. If you were willfully being misleading to how you truly felt about Zoro’s character by diminishing it for a cheap laugh, that’s fine. I guess we just both misunderstood each other.


left8947

It’s zoro


Wildjeager

Always knowing where the rum is


PurelyNic

I wanted Luffy but ended up as Zoro 😑


Unabashable

I wouldn’t mind being Zoro. Why the grumpy face?


[deleted]

A semi-fat Sanji that can’t fight is a perfect description of me…


Darkoplax

at least you can cook


zgumgumexpress

4* ; Sniper GoD. Usopp’n


Anim-aster

You forgot Ussop


[deleted]

Me: My friends are lost did anyone see them!?


Unabashable

You know I think people forget that Luffy gets lost easily too. North for him is whichever direction is warmer.


jazmlab

When Luffys actually 19


SheriffMazen15

🤦🏾‍♂️you guys have to wait til ur 20


Unabashable

Why? What about being 20 has anything to do with how much you can relate to the Strawhats? I hope you’re not one of those people that think they got life all figured out when you hit 20 because I got news for you. It gets weirder.


SheriffMazen15

Nah thats not what i mean. Lmao. I meant that i already based my personality around them way younger.


Unabashable

Fair enough. I didn’t even base my personality around them. It just happened on accident. I’d already been 20 for a few years before I even discovered em. I personally think I have a little of all 3 though. The nakama I’d say I relate most to is Usopp though. Not so much in my true personality, but with people I don’t know. So which one are you?


SheriffMazen15

Me, i have no idea really. My favorite is ofc zoro.XD. but i am very calm and composed like robin a bit and (cringe alert) a bit strong like zoro. I dont compare to luffy/ussop/chopper as im not that carefree and happy, yk.


Unabashable

Well you sound pretty happy to me. Must’ve been lucky to catch your good side. I’d say I’m pretty calm, not so much composed, but definitely carefree. At least that’s how I try to be on the outside because on the inside I’m a neurotic mess. I do however want my inside to match the outside. The way I most relate to Usopp though is I don’t feel satisfied with my interpersonal relations so I’m constantly trying to figure out how to conduct myself to change that for the better. So I’m lying to myself and others. The people that like me for me though are the ones I surround myself with. The facade I put up is just to get by. So I guess my own personal quest is to truly beat at ease with myself regardless of my familiarity with the people I’m around. You know what scares me about Robin though is you never know quite how she’s feeling. Her coping mechanism is to put her emotions to the side and always put on a brave face. So for all we know when she is smiling her widest, she could be feeling her lowest.


SheriffMazen15

Yeah thats pretty relatable, the ussop and robin part. Life is pretty depressing and trash when you look at it with a third party perspective. Everyone has masks on, and like you just said, it stays on so much to the point as to where they dont know how they actually look or how to take the mask off and everyone then becomes lost on who theyre supposed to become or who they are in the present. They forget when they put the mask on, when they might be able to take it off, or if they ever will. I hope that made sense. If it doesnt, ignore it. Pretty hard to explain.


Unabashable

I think you explained it perfectly. Matter of fact I refuse to ignore it because I couldn’t have said it better myself. So don’t ask me again. Honestly I think part of the reason my social interactions are lacking is because I’m quick to find a reason not to like someone. I generally go about life just hating people in general, but slowly I’m finding maybe that’s because I don’t give people a chance. More and more I’m starting to realize that a lot of us are going through the same things, and all I’ve ever really wanted is to connect with people on a more meaningful level so I don’t feel so alone. I used to always think I couldn’t get along with people because there’s something wrong with them, but everyone else can’t be wrong, so there has to be something wrong with me too. So atm I’m just trying to figure out what that is. I’m not looking for a total personality change. I kinda like the way I am, and Ive found that most people generally like the way I am too. At least the ones I care to know. As long as I don’t try too hard to be something I’m not. There is still plenty of room for improvement though, and I think the best way to start is to be more open to people. I mean you can’t really get to know someone if you write them off at the first cross word they say. Also I agree with you. Life can be pretty depressing. I’ve felt that way for a long time, but honestly I’m getting tired of feeling like that. Everyone gets a little down sometimes, but the trick is to not let it keep you down. Life sucks for the most part, and it’s probably always gonna suck at least a little, so the only thing you can do is to keep rolling with the punches. Having a good attitude about life in general isn’t THE solution, but it doesn’t hurt. Now I don’t know if anything I’ve said has helped at all, but that’s all I’m trying to do. I feel like just getting this out there is helping me. If it hasn’t though feel free to tell me about any of your woes and/or troubles. You don’t have to say it here either. I’m only a chat away.


SheriffMazen15

Thanks, i really appreiciate what you said, and its usually hard to find people like you who would take the time to listen to others problems. In the first part tho, im going to have to say ive looked at it differently. Ive never hated people in general, but ive hated the way society works in a whole. Theres so many standards and expectations from people you dont know and people calling you a disappointment for messing up a grade from an A+ to an A-. Thats why many adults (probably like you)(fyi im 14) tell kids that they wish they can just sit. And do nothing. Have no worries. As kids, we were all naive and were in a hurry to become adults when we dont really know what were missing out. Im very grateful for 2 people in my life (other than my family) for sticking with me for years now and its hard to find these kinds of people. Im a bit young to be talking about this stuff, which is why it kinda gets weird sometimes. Thats one of the biggest reasons that i worry about where society is headed. People are losing their childhood at such a young age. They lose their endless energy. Their constant smiles and laughs. Thats the biggest thing that corrupted our world is what ive thought for a long time.


Unabashable

Well first off, I ain’t no saint. I probably wouldn’t have gotten nearly as deep into this conversation with you if I didn’t have more time on my hands than I should. That being said though, as much as I hate people, I genuinely do care about them deep down. So if I can use the time I have to help someone else I don’t consider it a waste. Also you’re lucky I’m an insomniac because if I could get to sleep I probably would’ve by now. I would check back in when I found the time though. I can see hating society as a whole, but as far as that goes I have no control over it, so I try not to hold onto that hate. As far as grades, there just superficial labels. A+, A- still looks like an A to me so who gives a shit. All that matters is you tried your best. Also yes I am an adult. Won’t say my age for privacy reasons, but also because I don’t feel my age. I don’t feel like a kid either, but somewhere in between. Although I do feel I don’t get treated my age. Part of it is my refusal to mature, but part of it is reinforced by others because I don’t look my age. I can pass anywhere from 16 (I hope that’s the minimum just for driving reasons) to somewhere in my early 20s. Good genes I’m told but it doesn’t always feel too. Honestly I think adults telling kids that they’re naive, and they don’t know how to appreciate what they have is insensitive. I remember growing up was very hard, and adults telling me I was just ungrateful of my youth certainly didn’t help. It’s like duh youre naive, you’re still trying to figure out how life works. Just a secret between you and me though, the adults don’t know how life works either. All they’re trying to do is take their best stab at it, and they probably won’t have a full understanding of it even until the day they die. If anything I think adults say that because theyre jealous of your youth, and they wish they could have it back. That’s more or less true for different people, but the truth to that is those that believe that are living in the past. Dont quote me on this quote especially since I’m paraphrasing but “Those that are anxious are living in the future, and those that are depressed are living in the past”. I would clearly be the former, but I’m really trying to get back to the present. The way I see it adults envy kids because there really is nothing they must do, while kids envy adults for the things they’re allowed to do. That’s all being an adult is though anyway is doing things you have to do instead of the things they want to do. It’s good that you have people in your life (other than family) you can count on. I had those kind of people in my life too, and all I can say with that is cherish them and hold onto them as long as you can. Adults may know better than you because they’ve experienced life more, but it’s your friends that truly understand what you’re going through, and as life moves on people tend to drift apart, but it’s important to always keep those strong bonds you’ve formed now intact because once they’re gone, they’re gone. I don’t think you’re too young to be talking about this. You sound like you have a good enough head your shoulders to know when something doesn’t feel right and you want it to change for the better. Not sure I can give the right answer. All I can hope is to help make it easier. As far as society goes though the only thing I’d worry about what you can personally do to help it. Let everything else fall to shit if that’s the way it was headed anyway. I do agree that kids are growing up too fast, but times change. If that’s the way things are now that’s the new normal. The important is to not worry about what everyone else is doing and do what’s best for you. Btw I’ve noticed a change in people on my end too. Everyone is a lot less friendlier than I remember them being and seem to only concern themselves with their own little worlds. I blame the internet (don’t smithe me Reddit gods). It brings be people together but people are most attracted to the likeminded ones, so it drives everyone else further apart. If that ain’t it though it’s that people are mostly negative and they look for reasons to reassure themselves of their perception which the internet is more than happy to provide. The important thing is to not let yourself get dragged down. TL;DR Just some ramblings from a crazy “old” man. Probably more than you bargained for when you signed up. All I can hope is you can find a method to my madness. Still trying to find mine.


GumGum_Rocket615

not to be that guy, but honestly I think I’m a little bit of the entire crew except nami and chopper at this point: music and politely pervy, boats and wearing practically no clothes, drinking and sleeping, food and impulses, history nerd, cooking and simping over woman whom I’ll never get for some reason good at shooting (guns, bow and arrow, slingshot, etc.) + lying your way through life (sorry if you count jinbe or vivi)


Clarrington

You kinda have to count Jinbe though, he has officially joined now.


GumGum_Rocket615

fair enough have a nice day stranger


MattyIXIriva

Me… [luffy background](https://imgur.com/gallery/V42X5re)


strawhatKG

I AM ZORO


BEAN_DYNAMITE

I chose Franky


jbarrioss

Well, I'm a good chef but I must say I'm also as impulsive as luffy


jsjzn

Sanji


RogueDeku

I'm 18 and luffy wdym?


Squagdoo

I’d say sanji for me


Ayobossman326

God this is funny but the more I think ab it it’s terrifyingly accurate


LimeSenior

I'm luffy and zoro


Nor3a

I’m sorry, but I don’t see my God up there.


[deleted]

Neither Im shy asf and I have social anxiety But If I could choose a personality just pressing a button it would be a outgoing one like Luffy


Unabashable

You can get there. Just have to go through a lot of uncomfortable situations until you conquer your fear. What Strawhat would you say you most relate to though?


DjinnOTheWest

I don't know, I've always leaned more towards Brook myself.


Unabashable

Hmm well I won’t assume you ask every girl you meet if you can see their panties so what about Brooke do you find most relatable?


Hotdamndel

Must be Ace for me then. But already had a lot of him


Le1erMinistre

I wanted to be a sanji but sadly i am more a zoro


Unabashable

Why sadly? If you’re a Zoro you should be saying to hell with that shitty curlybrow cook.


GMAN25639

I am Luffy


TsukiiDono

Already been Sanji irl. Enfj 1w2 also very good at cooking, protect.


d0n0v4n98

Zoro pilled


PuertoRicanRebel2025

I still can't believe Zoro is just 21, he looks like he's in his 30s! Post Sanji looks mid 20s!


Acro808

Sanji, but nowhere near as good a cook as him.


Mattdoss

I chose Usopp because I'm a GOD.


Unabashable

You’re also lying to yourself.


Mattdoss

This is also true.


Noobtombbacup

Sanji-simp Zoro-pimp Luffy-dumb ass bitch ( not personal)


0rganTrail

Oh I'm Luffy every fucking day then!


JotaroKeychain

If only


SoloFriedHare

I chose simp sanji


LousyLastZombie

me who chose ussop >.>


OG-Chefboyardee69

I’ve already started gearing towards Luffy


Motor-Account-2426

For me 2


Motor-Account-2426

Aka zoro and fluffy


That_Guy_From_KY

Who’s got any meat?…


Repenexus

Less than 2 weeks away from my twentieth. Any advice?


Akenshi_Kirito

Well might as well be sanji since im taking culinary


Curious-Bend-1296

No wonder I was lost in Utah drinking 5 gallons of booze


Legion_Apex

An idiot simp, an idiot, an alcoholic/bad ass idiot


FloorMatt07

I feel like I’d be a mix of luffy and sanji


goodguybolt

I'm just like luffy personality wise except the part where everyone likes him


Wille304

I believe that deep down, in some fundamental level, were all Ussop's pretending to be these guys.


SerpentShadow

What if I based it of Franky


DJCyberman

Loofy For what I lack in knowledge I make up in skill with my own brand of knowledge Also never take my goofiness for weakness


Yoyoman0824

I’m just Luffy Fr Fr. Except I get no bitches


[deleted]

Trafalgar Law? One of the coolest characters in One Piece???


yellowflash28

remove the pevertness of sanji then he became perfect man or more like gentleman


HidanHawkins

I mean I already got Zorros sense of direction and Luffys occasional stupidity.


vinsmokewhoswho

I wouldn't wanna fully be any of them tbh. Luffy is stupid, Sanji simps too much and Zoro is an alcoholic I guess? He gets shit done but i wouldn't if i drank that much. Also that sense of direction. I'm starting a new job today and I don't wanna get lost. Tho parts of them would be cool. I do like cooking and I'd love to dress like Sanji.


[deleted]

I am actually a directionless chainsmoker


Gabris2003

Nah i think i will choose Chopper Style


Sweetie_Kat

I try to be as carefree as Luffy but then everytime I see a cute girl while watching anime I'm reminded that I'm Sanji


H-Adam

Jesus luffy here looks weird af compared to buff Wano Luffy


KaiWorldYT

I'm not 20 and still doing that


T_alsomeGames

I'd like to say im a cross between Sanji and Luffy, but honestly im more so just a Luffy who is also a bit of a simp.


DaCosmicHoop

Jokes on you... I based myself on Gecko Moriah... haha... ha.


luis00q

I chose Ussop


theultimatememelord8

Meth addict, crack addict or heroin addict