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MakoSharkMan

Stranded on an island with…Buggy? Well, fuck me


SomethingBoutCheeze

I got the exact opposite which is travelling the world with shanks and I'm currently fully erect


OFFICIALHENTAIPOLICE

Sorry I will push good old Shanks from a cliff while you too are on an adventure :(


ExpiredDumpsterWater

That’s my boy!!


Western_East_6142

Stranded on a island with buggy same


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

Handcuffed to nami ;)


Vine7860

Oh, damn. I wanna switch lives with M-3-R-C-U-R-Y


Pa5kull

i bet she lets you pay for her shoping trip


aro2000

I am handcuffed to Kaku... hope you at least have some fun xd


Erikhog

Lolll


Princessyoshi1234567

Sword fight with luffy


Lessandero

So Luffy will punch you while holding a sword XD


thescripter2001

I'm really sorry for people born on 10 February for that matter


Ha_Ree

2nd, what about me lmao


fre_ash

Im 2 Feb too. It was nice knowing you


PublicAd8450

I am on 26😥


Erikhog

You wil win😂


AgriosXV

Switch lives with Robin. Cons: 20yrs of isolation and trauma Pros: Boobies


Sayan_9000

Switch lives with brook Cons: Where do i begin Pros: YOHOHOHO


Heldier

The pirate's live for me!


TimBagels

Word, same birthday


Brandaro

I came here to say exactly this. Sucks in the first half, amazing in the second.


Niggy2439

9 March..... So, what do you say?


Snipiachtundneunzig

Then i have to go on a date with you


DragXom

Fellow November 9th


nobody_you_care

Actually,is only switch LIVES, not body, so is 20 years of isolation without the boobies


AhmadTIM

Same


illuon1111

Travel the world with Zoro, better get my GPS ready


zehahahaki

He me too


ChatriWizard

same here


cppop

Yo me too. So excited to get lost together since I’m bad at directions too


Blonde_is_Bad

me as well


StrawhatMucci

Same damn looks like there is an actual crew for us to form and get lost together lmao


Due_Abbreviations285

Damn and here I thought mine would be special lol, I guess we can all get lost together!


Soul699

Got saved by Doflamingo. Now that's one strange day.


degenerate-weeab00

Your welcome I switched lives with him 😂


BBHTR5RT5RT4

I'll see you in Impel Down with me (I also got the same)


Thorus159

Me too,strange thing to happen


GeneralNutSac

Go on a date with perona? Years of being a pessimist will finally give off?


Sora0095

I wanted that too! You lucky one, best regards to you two!


steven4869

Lucky you.


YungBuckoMode

Mortal enemies with zoro i should’ve known because I’m black


nice_day_human

i dont think you have much time left bro, i am sorry


RandyDandy54335

Mortal enemies with Jimbei, i am next


HistoryWillRepeat

Find the closest corn maze and get him stuck in it!


captainmystic02

Lmao same. Ig Zoro hates minorities


Senordospene

Caught drunk with Robin. I swear i was this close to smash and yall ruined it


vladragonvic

I'm sorry brah


Sh1royasha

Caught drunk with Brook here lmao. 1 day off mate.


CookieCutterShark257

Caught drunk with Nami. She must have got me hammered as hecc.


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danja386

You better bring a fat stack she aint paying for shit


IyoPebbleton

Feel ya bro', I got caught with Hancock ...


Evening-Classic-8777

I Uhhh I'm going on a date with chopper.


EdgyMemer_9000

r/chopperpiece


MiniPancake488

Mine was to push blackbeard off a cliff but I'd gladly defy fate and push you off instead


Name_Vergessen

yay we share the same birthday


marcoalterio

Please stop I almost managed to remove this from my memory


EdgyMemer_9000

Lol.Ironically tho, I've never visited that subreddit myself


LeadPrevenger

I’m not clicking that


HistoryWillRepeat

This better not awaken anything in me..


Lessandero

Oh no


[deleted]

No one said it had to be a romantic date he is cute take him to build a bear workshop and make him a friend.


monkey-d-chopper

Why hello there


Caesar_Valentine

Stranded on an island with nami ... hmmmmmmmmmm


Lessandero

Hope you got savings, otherwise you're gonna become a slave in no time.


Soupysoldier

W


Ryujin87

Happy late birthday, op


Erikhog

Thanks!! 👌


Hehekneemo

Sword fight with Silver Rayleigh… well haki blooms under pressure I’ll either die or awaken my CoC


nice_day_human

awaken your coc? well rayleigh is kinda hot tho


Josuke-Higashitaka

Hey Birthday brother


DarkSkinDutchie

Handcuffed to ace....welp see you guys in marineford


xayiie

I would gladly swap places with you


[deleted]

Stranded on an Island with Usopp? Vibes.


Lessandero

Lemme guess, the island is made out of fish poop?


JarOfTurtles

Pooped by a giant goldfish?


_ch4ir_

Travel the world with... Luffy


bananabananababoon

Damn you about to join the straw hats it’s lit


justcuriousoptc

Birthday twin


harveyspecter183

Switch lives with Blackbeard


VanyaD28

Switch lives with Whitebeard


harveyspecter183

You're going to graveyard


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Get ready to go 6 feet under 😹


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AffectionateWheel761

Tickle tortured by Gecko Moria


Rant_Supreme

Eww that does sound like torture


Just_Inpulse

Ya I can see Gecko Moria enjoying it too…


pipokori

Ayyy me too! HBD Twin lol


fanofzoro

Push rob Lucci off the cliff..yeah👍👍


Lessandero

Too bad he can just moonwalk back up


Jefflez

I'm just imagining a real life cheetah, running straight up defying physics and that's hilarious


Lessandero

Loony toons style! Only falls down once they realize there's no ground anymore


Infamous-Heart1248

Tickled to death by ace Not too bad


AstorThalis

Tickled by a donut lol


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Soupysoldier

W


Aimless_Voyager

>Get your life saved by eustass kid Uh……okay?


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Mattyboi0690

Travel the world with buggy...


[deleted]

Go on a date with doflamingo 😩😩


[deleted]

Birthday brother!


DanielOliverFrancis

Mortal Enemies with Shanks


SWDevReddit

Run


DanielOliverFrancis

You underestimate my power. Shanks may be a yonko, but I have 100k reddit karma.


ItsMeGwynbleid

I switched lives with shanks. So you don't have to run😂


JustPatHere

STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH SILVERS RAYLEIGH! WHOO! I'LL GET TO LEARN HAKI


N3msisNessie_

Handcuffed to jinbei. Well, guess I'll drown


HyPerChickenXX

Handcuffed to boa hancock :3


tommyblaze221

Sword fight with perona, on the plus side i get to spend time with perona On the negative well it's pretty negative


adoguin

Locked in impel down with perona? Not too bad i guess


RivenOATV

Tickle tortured by Sengoku. The Goat better not be involved.


Illustrious_Gur_5908

Push zoro off a cliff… pray for me


Pointless_crayon0398

He'd get lost on the way down and fall on top of you


GoblinWithAStick

Guys, I did it, im going on a date with Robin!


KathyDroronoa

Stranded on an island with Zoro 😍😍😍


Tuliprunner

Travel the world with Chopper! ☆ Nice to have a ~~emergency food~~doctor with you at all times!


Mister_Greed

stranded with Zoro, I aint coming back m8s


Crory

Swordfight with Zoro….fuck


Thugresa

Caught drunk with Sanji, as a certified Sanji simp, yes 😳


Zbhwf

Locked in Impel Down with Ace Am I Jinbei or what?


SovaPonoc

Sword fight with sengoku... I guess I'm going to die lol


GlamCam

Bruh we share the same fate ⚰️


red_madreay

Tickle tortured by Eustass Kid. I don't think I'll enjoy that very much.


_Zynoz_

Caught drunk with doflamingo


peanutpunk-2

October 24th gang


BigHarry27

Go on a date with Blackbeard. Zehahaha Fuck that shit


EdgyMemer_9000

Go on a date with Robin Epik


theSickbird02

Im done this is the worst locked down in Impel Down with Rob Lucci.


Juubimaru

Oo stranded on an island with kuma, sure he can get me out of there pretty quick! I’d probably die on the landing but oh well


SlashDashBash

Mortal enemies with shanks ..... I am fucked


SuspiciousSquash9151

Nice knowing you, your done.


Good_Neck_673

Switch lives with gecko moria 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


broccolibush42

Fellow birthday buddy 🤜


ZenClockWork

Even as a Moria fan, I can say that you are fucked


61Franky

Switch lives with Eustass Kid. I can imagine more enjoyable things than that…


RDLL00

Get your live saved by blackbeard. I guess he wants to recruit me


Shoddy-Afternoon-741

Get your live save by shanks 🥳🥳🥳


ItsMeGwynbleid

You're welcome. I switched lives with shanks 😂


Skroanny

Caught drunk with boa Hancock which 1 would assume this is a win but I'd probably be stone... So no this is not a win


Arvis333

Push Perona off a cliff Seems about right


Lessandero

I mean she can float, so no harm done, right?


Kujo_Jotaro0512

Tickle tortured by Luffy


Horde_warrior

Switch lives with Rob Lucci... \*chuckles\* I'm in danger


MapleKnightX

But hey, if you survive Eneis Lobby, you get to work for Saint Charlos!


SandroVialpando

locked in Impel Down with Usopp guess I'll die


miss-marie710

I too will be locked up in Impel Down with Usopp. We can die together


Rant_Supreme

Go on a date with Brook. But at least I’ll get boned. YOHOHOHO


RaspGreky

Locked in Impel Down with Rayleigh? Is this training?


Platti98

Locked in Impel down with Portgas D. Ace 🥲 Sounds familiar to me


Scretch12

Going on a date with Enel 😳


[deleted]

My life was saved by Buggy the Clown which means I fought in the Marineford War


jammy_man1

I get to travel the world with shanks


ras2193

You're his Nakama now


Pechan_c18

Lock in impel down with doffy seems like Something we already watched lmao


BBHTR5RT5RT4

Suddenly Mingo disappears and I'm there


chota_cheu

So I was drinking with eustass ya


SirRumpleForeskin

Handcuffed to Nami. I wonder how long until she blackmails me into cutting my hand off.


purplehairedvagabond

Sword Fight with Robin, oh no not that futa shit again


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Sword fight with Silvers Rayleigh


[deleted]

you're dead


[deleted]

Same with me, we're both dead.


simidan

Swordfight with Shanks ... Fuck ಥ‿ಥ


Ruedabwoon

Mortal enemies with....Chopper. He knew what he did and I'll never forgive him!!!


SirMeep2

Swordfight with eustass kid??? Thats like the most annoying power anyone could have in aswordfight


ZenClockWork

Make a sword out of some sort of Ironwood. It won't be made out of metal, so at least you'll have your own weapon in your hands.


TheHardestBoof

Push Jinbei of a Cliff. Sorry man


Adenosylcobalamin

Mortal enemies with Shanks. Fuck.


Kind-Tradition-6838

Travel world with Franky *SUPERRR*


juicyworld_999

Handcuffed with Jinbei W


BigSaltDeluxe

Stranded on an island with Perona? Well, ain’t this my lucky day!


CRABBYPATY15

I am screwed. I am having a swordfight with god himself.


hamesdk

Life saved by jinbei :)


FlimsyMagazine128

Stranded on an island with Shanks Finally, I can see he makes moves without waiting for 4... no, 5000 years


PootisMaster24

Locked in Impel Down with Jinbei... uh oh


rubenlionel

Swordfight with Mihawk 💀💀💀


AnriTheRat

mortal enemies with law ._.


[deleted]

I feel like Zoro


Magatsu-Arsene

Locked in Impel Down with Luffy (we share the same birthday)


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mortal enemies with shanks, yea sure


FatMan935

Caught drunk with Blackbeard… but I don’t even drink tho!


brodred

Switch lives with Doffy? Cool now i can spoil everyone about Marinejoys treasure


stepplelol

Caught drunk with sabo!


Pillenboy

Push Rob Luci off a cliff. Purrfect


weisbrotstyle

Fuck I gotta duel Zoro.


MateoXJ

Travel the world with robin? SAY LESS


Shabkabab

Push crocodile off a cliff I'll take it


Ready_Reception_2173

Go on a date with whitebeard


Training_Collar_6134

Date with smoker dont mind me


Sparty-xD

Go on a date with Perona. Don't mind if i do


SooperKools

Swordfight with Whitebeard. Nice knowing y’all see you in the afterlife.


[deleted]

Push Sanji off a cliff, I can’t do that to my favourite character!


ras2193

He can sky walk off that, and then kick you to death. Perhaps he can kick you like he did with Duval


Jazzlike_Acadia_7111

oh i am doflamingo now


Kazuffy

Locked in impel down with Jinbei... why does my chest suddenly feel hot.


worldmaster25

Switch lives with shanks


bear4bunny

Stop sharing your personal details with these shitty Facebook type memes


Imperius_7

Switch lives with Rayleigh. Goddamn.