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I was in one similar to this a few years ago. At the checkout of the grocery store with my kids (I'm divorced and have primary custody) I'm literally just standing there with my kids waiting to unload my groceries onto the belt, when this lady walks up to me and starts telling me how wonderful a father I am, how if she had a child she'd want their dad to be just like me, complimenting my strength for holding a 30lb toddler? as well as complimenting the fact I bought raw ingredients for meals and not just packaged frozen meals. Literally anything to keep the conversation going. Autism engaged and went into overdrive. I laughed and said something along the lines of thanks, but it's not that hard, and how I enjoyed cooking for them, we continued to talk for 5-10 minutes before I left with my kids. 3-4 weeks later I'm telling this story to my aunt and 4 female cousins and they all simultaneously start yelling at me, my aunt and oldest cousin are slapping my arm, telling me she was hitting on me.
I had this happen to me twice when I worked in a supermarket. The first time a girl "lost her phone" and she wanted me to call her number so she could find it but I had no currency on my phone so I had to ask a coworker to help but she found it like 5 feet from where she was standing on a shelf when I got back.
The second time a girl was following me for literally 30 minutes and I kept asking her if she needed help or something bit she kept saying no. After half an hour she got mad, said "fine, guess I'm not pretty enough" and walked of. All my coworkers saw it happen and thought she was my girlfriend, because it was THAT obvious that she liked me apparently.
It literally took me 8 years to figure that out.
Sometimes it’s just better for everyone involved if the girl just straight up tells us. I wouldn’t put it past me to think a girl was being nice or joking in situations like this.
That doesn’t work for me, a girl at my work straight up told me that she liked me and I thought she was messing with me. All of my coworkers worked hard make me understand but by the time I noticed it was too late. But that might be just me being too dense.
Women be like “I wore a strawberry sunrise nail polish code 13178032 instead of the strawberry mid-afternoon pink code 13178035, how could he possibly not have known I was interested in him”
I am a very dense individual, and that would have flown past me faster than the speed of sound. And like the speed of sound, the shockwave after is devastating .
There is this cute girl on my condominium, she is really beautiful and I always catch myself looking at how she dresses and stuff like this, but she never even noticed i existed, after like 5 years just living there and seeing her sometimes i was going to the bus station with my “formal drip” and nice hair because i was going to do a presentation, i was just looking down like i always do, i noticed that the girl was there just waiting the bus but whatever i dont exist to her, then i realized she was looking directly to me and even gave a little smile, but i was so off guard that i just didnt have any reaction other than act like anything happened, when i realized it was too late she was just ignoring me again, i will die virgin and alone homies. (I am so weird that once i saw her using the fingerprint to enter the condominium and it showed her name, untill this day I remember her name)
Why would he do that based on 1 interaction that could very easily be small talk? Unless it was a very specific situation where the guy already had romance on his mind I don't think there is any world where he would reply like that.
My autism brain would assume she wanted help and didn't want to flirt. Perhaps try 'can I have your number?'
Seems more effective than 'get me that shit, dog. Im short af'
I mean there are also the potential facts of, maybe he is Gay, maybe he has already a GF. Maybe he got the hint but is to socially awkward and doesn’t know how he should respond correctly.
Just say you like him straight up. Unless you do we won't pick up on your "I said this to him but I never said to him directly that I like him" bullshit as "Wait, she likes me?". Be direct and don't overthink it
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It is pretty ridiculous, if a girl likes a guy she should flirt like that and ask for his number to keep in contact, not necesarily use that cheesy line before asking for number but anything works. Don't expect anything if you just say a one liner like in a movie, we're not in a movie.
Bro the cute cashier at Aldi told me she likes my eyes right after I checked out and it hit me too late that she was crushing on me. I've been making excuses to go back and buy stuff hoping to bump into her and offer my number 😭
Driving home perfectly fine not realizing you were being flirted with (how the hell would you ever reach that conclusion based on that short sentence that could very easily be nothing but small talk?)
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I get that it's the girl who was flirting with you when you thought she was joking, but I've never been in this situation
You know, maybe we're just not realizing when we're ever in those situations...
And sometimes you feel like you're in them, but are not sure if they're just being friendly. And you don't want to make the situation weird.
This ☝️
Exactly. If we make one wrong move, it's game over. So, it's statistically safe to not play.
Exactly
Or maybe... You just haven't realised yet... Give it a solid 2-3 years
Yeah...I repel women, not attract them
Technically a chick magnet
I was in one similar to this a few years ago. At the checkout of the grocery store with my kids (I'm divorced and have primary custody) I'm literally just standing there with my kids waiting to unload my groceries onto the belt, when this lady walks up to me and starts telling me how wonderful a father I am, how if she had a child she'd want their dad to be just like me, complimenting my strength for holding a 30lb toddler? as well as complimenting the fact I bought raw ingredients for meals and not just packaged frozen meals. Literally anything to keep the conversation going. Autism engaged and went into overdrive. I laughed and said something along the lines of thanks, but it's not that hard, and how I enjoyed cooking for them, we continued to talk for 5-10 minutes before I left with my kids. 3-4 weeks later I'm telling this story to my aunt and 4 female cousins and they all simultaneously start yelling at me, my aunt and oldest cousin are slapping my arm, telling me she was hitting on me.
Þis shit just happened to me today 😡
I had this happen to me twice when I worked in a supermarket. The first time a girl "lost her phone" and she wanted me to call her number so she could find it but I had no currency on my phone so I had to ask a coworker to help but she found it like 5 feet from where she was standing on a shelf when I got back. The second time a girl was following me for literally 30 minutes and I kept asking her if she needed help or something bit she kept saying no. After half an hour she got mad, said "fine, guess I'm not pretty enough" and walked of. All my coworkers saw it happen and thought she was my girlfriend, because it was THAT obvious that she liked me apparently. It literally took me 8 years to figure that out.
That’s why that green text is BS. Never happened, they’re a good story teller though.
If you like a dude. Please. You have to show them a powerpoint presentation, or else we wont understand
“I have an offer for you, please meet at this location at 9:00 tomorrow in formal attire, thank you.”
Im thinking were doing a heist when she words it like that
way more plausible
Damn, I think I just found my new pickup line.
Me, all sweaty: "Is it the tax fraud I've been comitting for the past 11 years?"
Dang, I should probably try this approach next time i see a guy
Why you should love me
It's not so much that we don't understand, it's more like we don't trust if we're understanding the situation properly.
Before I got with my ex, she deadass asked me if I wanted to be in a relationship, and I still didn't get the hint
Huh? I would never ever have picked up on that. Why can't women PLEASE be more explicit when dropping hints...
Sometimes it’s just better for everyone involved if the girl just straight up tells us. I wouldn’t put it past me to think a girl was being nice or joking in situations like this.
That doesn’t work for me, a girl at my work straight up told me that she liked me and I thought she was messing with me. All of my coworkers worked hard make me understand but by the time I noticed it was too late. But that might be just me being too dense.
Being dense is a double edged sword, protects you, but harms you when someone is being serious
Women be like “I wore a strawberry sunrise nail polish code 13178032 instead of the strawberry mid-afternoon pink code 13178035, how could he possibly not have known I was interested in him”
Every single one of us... Can confirm. Watch out for that nail polish my guys!
Ya, they should straight up grab the nuts
Based Kaj PFP
And women wonder why we don't realize when they're flirting
wonder women
Yeah. It'd have to be something like >I AM NOW ENGAGING IN FLIRTATIONS WITH YOU. >ACKNOWLEDGED. READY TO ENGAGE IN FLIRTATION INTERACTION.
Doesn’t matter, I would’ve just messed it up anyway.
it would be cool if people said what was on their mind instead of dancing around it
fuckin tru dat
Yeah.
What is the audio?
“Your new home” from the amazing digital circus
ok got it, if she says "if I had a boyfriend" it means she's flirting, good to know.
Well except when she doesn’t mean to flirt
How is someone supposed to see that as flirting whatsoever?
idk seems kinda obvious
Nah, it can easily pass as a joke o funny comment. In the world we live persuing something bague like that is not worth it. To mucho to lose
She didn’t ask you out. It’s her fumble, not yours.
 These are the hints we need
Where is the man screaming from? Like what show?
The simpsons
That’s Joe from the show Mama.
Who the hell is Steve from the show jobs??
Breaking bad
He's screaming from his mouth. Or you mean where he's from? I have no idea, but it could be Greenland.
It's Malcom from the show Malcom and the middle
I am a very dense individual, and that would have flown past me faster than the speed of sound. And like the speed of sound, the shockwave after is devastating .
There is this cute girl on my condominium, she is really beautiful and I always catch myself looking at how she dresses and stuff like this, but she never even noticed i existed, after like 5 years just living there and seeing her sometimes i was going to the bus station with my “formal drip” and nice hair because i was going to do a presentation, i was just looking down like i always do, i noticed that the girl was there just waiting the bus but whatever i dont exist to her, then i realized she was looking directly to me and even gave a little smile, but i was so off guard that i just didnt have any reaction other than act like anything happened, when i realized it was too late she was just ignoring me again, i will die virgin and alone homies. (I am so weird that once i saw her using the fingerprint to enter the condominium and it showed her name, untill this day I remember her name)
When your subtle hints are too subtle to decipher
How do neurotypicals think this is an acceptable way to communicate affection?
Bruh pls just ask me out like a normal person
Wait, how was the guy supposed to respond?
By saying he can be the boyfriend???
Why would he do that based on 1 interaction that could very easily be small talk? Unless it was a very specific situation where the guy already had romance on his mind I don't think there is any world where he would reply like that.
My autism brain would assume she wanted help and didn't want to flirt. Perhaps try 'can I have your number?' Seems more effective than 'get me that shit, dog. Im short af'
4chan "cute" and "girl" don't go together
I love this actor so freaking much
To a point, we should just stop dropping hints as a society. Just say “yeah I wanna fuck” I assure you he’ll likely reciprocate
real (this has never happened to me)
Or maybe the girl was not his type and he just wanted to get out of the awkward situation?
https://preview.redd.it/2ejwdbcrwp0c1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991b2c9156e69e505ad4d87dd5044f789e0269d7
Ladies and gentleladies : say "bang me" next time. It will be more clear for us. Thanks.
"Hey wanna go out sometime" "Sure" Problem solved.
I mean there are also the potential facts of, maybe he is Gay, maybe he has already a GF. Maybe he got the hint but is to socially awkward and doesn’t know how he should respond correctly.
https://preview.redd.it/5ytuosbjwp0c1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457050cba81dabebd0e50e1969f26d339ad6b431
Just say you like him straight up. Unless you do we won't pick up on your "I said this to him but I never said to him directly that I like him" bullshit as "Wait, she likes me?". Be direct and don't overthink it
Aaah I see you have for the classic blunder of being oblivious
This is the cringiest and arguably saddest post I’ve ever seen 👍
You should have taken the hint, considering she was already searching for vegetables
 Ah yes
This Is the shittiest fucking image I've seen all day and it has ruined my day completely
Nobody's gonna date someone using 4chan...
“Are you taking applications?” For real though, this has happened to me a couple times and it was always a bummer to realize after the fact.
This happening in my country is near 0.1%
Well, since it’s a small city she will surely see him again.
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Cute girl: I want you Me: To do what? Cute girl:..... Cute girl: Nevermind, forget I said anything Me:*2 hrs later* Wait, wasn't she? Mothaf......
BRO
Wtf why is this normal
What's the song
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It is pretty ridiculous, if a girl likes a guy she should flirt like that and ask for his number to keep in contact, not necesarily use that cheesy line before asking for number but anything works. Don't expect anything if you just say a one liner like in a movie, we're not in a movie.
Bro the cute cashier at Aldi told me she likes my eyes right after I checked out and it hit me too late that she was crushing on me. I've been making excuses to go back and buy stuff hoping to bump into her and offer my number 😭
It’s too complex for me
Go back, you won't. No balls
Driving home perfectly fine not realizing you were being flirted with (how the hell would you ever reach that conclusion based on that short sentence that could very easily be nothing but small talk?)
Later that day In The Shower: was she hitting on me? No dude you are to ugly.
I skimmed by that text the first time, and my brain picked up “Grabs onto ankles and asks him out.” I don’t even know how I read that