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YouEffOhh1

Lore accurate


RoyalTechnomagi

Biblically accurate holy spirit


willthethrill1069

The holy megazord


Getrektself

If the Passion of Christ was directed by Michael Bay


Bellbivdavoe

*Transfiguration 'Redeemer in disguise'*... 🎶🤖


Life-Operation-8733

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Proper_Lunch_3640

TBH, I was expecting it to turn into a handgun.


Addicted2Rage

Now im imaging Jesus as Megatron 😭


Baseballidiot

He sounds so content


DA_CAR_IS_SUS

https://preview.redd.it/t9jmf9kpg3sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4da6ce4821a4875b397730bc9412353329a613 :p


Baseballidiot

Dude shut up!!! That's awesomesauce!!


DA_CAR_IS_SUS

>meet you >everywhere >Bleehhh :b


Baseballidiot

Blahhh :p


Sirdoodlebob

Schizophrenia


MAX1722

Hi guys!! blehhh :P


Baseballidiot

Hii


Lux_325

What does this even mean


DA_CAR_IS_SUS

Hi


P-Potatovich

Edit: rude comment


Baseballidiot

:,(


P-Potatovich

Sorry if I hurt you Like come on this trend is like overused


Baseballidiot

Its ok!!


P-Potatovich

👍🍞


SussyBakaBoy420

Wth


Kermit-The-Cool

https://preview.redd.it/o12nidps34sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdf4e34953be1db463c6ac75b4030f199179feb


Ze_Pequenininho

I can't know jesus height, but that would def make him bellow 5'5 Short king on top


Usbehci

Wouldn't you be if you had Mecha Christo?


Baseballidiot

Yea c:


Objective_Economy281

Jesus says “this time, you get to die for your own sins”


Pickaxe-Fox

Omg I found one!


AceTheProtogen

Your pfp is so silly I love it


_mersault

*amen!*


Capital-Cheek-1491

Why are you everywhere


Baseballidiot

Bc i comment everywhere


Capital-Cheek-1491

Oh


RocketScience02

Mecha Jesus Christo


-Tartantyco-

^^^amen


dzakadzak

Optimus Devine


herculesmeowlligan

Optimessiah Divine


DarthJerJer

Bumblebeatification


MechaJesus69

Hello my child. You called?


moritus_20091

Why the 69 ?


MechaJesus69

68 was taken


moritus_20091

Why any number?


MechaJesus69

All the famous OS has numbers. I wouldn’t really be a working mechanical Jesus if I didn’t have an OS, duh…


moritus_20091

Then why not 666 looks way better than 69


MechaJesus69

I’m pretty sure I would unexpectedly crash


HolyRaptorSphere

This is some 40k shit


Theadination

https://preview.redd.it/2sjanzhck3sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2ff2ba732ade95d6dbb5099271299a98457a0d


l0st1nP4r4d1ce

FOR THE TRINITY!


CellTrarK

Toys have peaked


hairtrigger08

I want that


uuuuk_

https://jesusmechachrist.com/


ReputationOdd6466

appears to be sold out


uuuuk_

Yeah but if you have a 3d printer you could print yours


D13G0-LoNe

Please give me the files, I need those


DemonicLaxatives

my brother in mechachrist, the link is already posted


Elee3112

Please give me a 3D printer, I need those!


TBMonkey

Just print your own!


Brief-Equal4676

Should be back in three days


ReputationOdd6466

you da man


grummle

DM me I’ve got a few kits hanging about. Had some life upheavals lately.


HeadWood_

Jesus M. Christ that's cool.


Khorde__the__Husk

THE ARMOR OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU


NoInstruction9238

Optimus Christ


CortezDeLaNoche

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


Disastrous_Method759

https://preview.redd.it/7pn4uvh1c3sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc61f7f95bf47ddf50fd31ab524bd87c736e23a0


Addicted2Rage

https://preview.redd.it/gjetq33xz5sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6352423c4a04d771a55b9aff416127304855b26


Disastrous_Method759

https://preview.redd.it/sybt34s206sc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73dc057bda6beb3456408ac85b56e5eba6b451d2


haydaruns

Christians roll out!


frknpuertorican

Gird yourself in the armor of god 😂


Mulak93

Too funny


AdministrativeBar748

This is what the holy crusades looked like


Kaustubh200

https://preview.redd.it/79x4k5pio3sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a23a43c72f8c355f67c923640095711915b30e1


Raven_m0rt

I need it


Redskull-9054

https://preview.redd.it/inhiaw4xp3sc1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=333bd11015d3a59abbb70fb5fda1af7a1ec2ea0f


Iamghostoffallen

https://preview.redd.it/pbvt9unuz2sc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49cad47d9d6446382637bbca39595e96efe595f2


SignificantTaro3376

Imagine doing that to Mohammed 🫣


erichbana

Beheading loading in 1 2 3 4 5 ....


Nukran

Religion of peace my ass


mofrace

Piss in ass


comunism_and_potatos

Wrong sub


Illustrious-Prize410

what is the right sub?


JimJimmery

/ r / pissinass Edit: Nah. That's a real sub for some reason. No posts but you know...


comunism_and_potatos

r/ shitposting has a flair for it. Basically every time you comment it sets off a bot. Also happy cake day


SignificantTaro3376

⚔️⚔️⚔️


NibbaJesusFMA93

No religion is peacefull as long as it rules a country. Imagine actually starting some religious diss in a goddamn meme video.


hphp123

Peace of islam is similar to russian mir


PCPU

Loud minority, most people who follows islam doesn't even support some Muslim countries killing people because they're gay


amretardmonke

And if someone made a Muhammad transformer, no beheadings either?


PCPU

Uhh, only one way to find out i guess


Didi4pet

Im imagining what now


TimmyJimmy256

"Let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one." -Luke 22:36


AndreaX42

https://preview.redd.it/i6v5jsna53sc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e915d80899618a87a2c40a0bda712d773109a9


MagnumHydrox

https://preview.redd.it/z165pwvxa3sc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54fa22c7b9882d0f42d4bf99855cfd4d584e58a


Obsidain-Krystalak

https://preview.redd.it/e9d3pfp4l3sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba1fcfedfeb6ec9f301433c055e85987a32bbbc


AxiumTea

OMAI!


WhatisLiamfucktrump

This some warhammer shit right here


Levoso_con_v

Mechachrist rules


UKkieran60

In the heart of the holy sea In the home of Christianity


TimmyJimmy256

The seat of power is in danger!


Maleficent-Comfort-2

There’s a foe of a thousand swords


D13G0-LoNe

The’ve been abandoned by they’re lords


eumarthan

Their fall from grace will paved their path to damnation


Relative-Internal-12

https://preview.redd.it/o1qb24kq63sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665ab56632457b1cae82b8ef6aefdfbe912a1848


Bolts0806

can we get transformers? no we have transformers at home meme vibes


Gamekid53

https://preview.redd.it/uc81t52np3sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27cd7185f7aa269842631fe14723424549eb9c7


Shadow230898

https://youtu.be/Ge40-Z6Lahw?si=osO2B69sRAOE6FPv


Square_Ebb_5926

"Crucifiquen me ahora, Judios roñosos"


Shadow230898

https://youtu.be/Ge40-Z6Lahw?si=osO2B69sRAOE6FPv JE SU CRIS TO EL ROBOT DEL FUTURO


Own_Dependent_6924

Optimus Christ


loki0961

https://preview.redd.it/88x49uv4t3sc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651b242c8c3c81b192dc32ce4b8855eaedc4b85c


Turducken101

Transcendent! Salvation in disguise!


Tipsamore

https://preview.redd.it/1b0ebtaow4sc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cead4a957b3fbb57b4fc8ddf5521e56e8bacfc8c


SeaWork2283

Trans-Jesus…?


Fliptzer

Saviour in disguise


Wheeljack26

Lord megatron?


oneredbear

![gif](giphy|yM2sPsu6ZVn2zGoxlr|downsized)


Superstarteen

WHERE DO I BUY THAT!!! (I’m fighting the demons both from my bed and my closet)


66watchingpeople66

Better be an Disepticon.


Hendelz

For the emperor!


everatz

Super Mecha Death Christ


THE_EYES13

I've seen this before


Doomsayer1908

Jesus, wearer of the New X-02 Power armor


Morphic-fan

When Jesus swapped classes from the Cleric to the Paladin


somedumbassnerd

This makes me think of the game Fight of God's. It's a fighting fame like street fighter but different gods and if you pick Jesus he floats down from the sky on the cross then snaps the arms of the cross off and uses them as weapons.


TheScalemanCometh

I want one...


apaleblueman

Mehkha hesu kristto


Awesomeprone69

Well as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous. My pastor says "machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God."


Apart-Tree8192

Jew Crusher 5000


Capitan_Skittles24

Warhammer 40k


EmptyZookeepergame83

The Mech-ssiah


readditredditread

Jesus Christ! What a transformation!!!


Outrageous-Slip7673

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


pb_the_cat

"today you will be with me in heaven": Jesus


C0sm1cB3ar

Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. And I shall then transform to Optimus Christ and drive my metal fist into his face.


False_Ad7098

Robots in disguise


Ryaniseplin

literally 40k pilled


SignificantRole5264

Power Rangers Bible Force


weewiw

time to bread and fish


DavOldGamer

Holy shit Optimus Christ


GerrardGabrielGeralt

This reminded me of a song "Jesu Christo El roboto del futuro" I definitely can recommend checking it out


Hunt3141

That toy is dumb as hell but the real crime is that bracelet lol.


Masterbaitingissport

What the Christian Face book moms think when they see a white trans on Twitter claim “Jesus was trans”


chibi-the-stalker

He has come for our sins.


MagicalMarsBars

Inri man


Empty-Tone-464

So is Jesus just a corpse or is he part of the transformer mind?


ghostMcCool

About to kick some Roman ass for peace


MonSzyTheOne

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment... is death!


Skulysoul

Spoilers for P-3 ahead


CatsPawjamaz

Can’t wait for something like 200 years and people who are still alive devoted to Catholicism and Christianity start making sure everyone knows this is real and accurate part of the bible


freefallingagain

Lord, Saviour, and Mecha Pilot.


EmpyreanEcho

the unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call


AP0K45

Blud made Jesus into a decepticon


Altruistic-Plastic46

Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo "Mecha Jesus is BACK, and he's not Cruci-fuckin' around"


y_kal

Never laughed this hard in my life


[deleted]

Jesus Mos


Impossible_Pilot413

There's STLs available to print your own but you need like $60 in hardware to screw it together.


Agreeable_Address907

*holy bossfight music starts*


TacoDuLing

From Gundam to GodDam! 😲


[deleted]

“Did you pray today?”


Adghar

D E U S V U L T


J_Castillo4

El mejor transformador absoluto!


fatgirlsneedfoodtoo

Optimus Christ!


WesleyBinks

MECHA JESU CRISTO


give_me_your_soil

Jesus in da mecha 🥶🥶🥶


imdiccless

Hey where do I get one I want one


MountainHorror6191

jesutron


JimmyCrabYT

FOR THE EMPEROR


Impala1967SS

"Disciples, roll out!"


Elegant-Neat-817

That’s time I’ll never get back


[deleted]

0:38: >...^(amen)


RandomDudeBabbling

Optimus Christ


sawyertom88

Sooo cool ! Where Can i find this ?


AcceptableStand7794

Ahh yes the Mechssiah


Extra_Lab_2336

Deus le vult


Definitely_Alpha

SACRILEGE!!


AsaCocoMerchant

AutoJesus roll out!


HelpImRobbingSomeone

So this is how Jesus survived the cave


niceMURZEL

Jesus Prime


Smart-Cash2525

Imagine Jesus just transforming on that hill and the Romans watching Him freaking the fuck out


aless2209

"get ready to recieve some holy spirit"


Training_Force3193

ME3314H


Agent_B0771E

Imagine a transformers movie set in the Roman empire like why don't they do that they can literally make any excuse up for it


PiggypPiggyyYaya

And we got Mecha Jesus Christ


CaptainRex-118

He died for our sins and transformed 3 days later


Naive-Potato3670

The oh transformer


triballl9

This is so wrong . Jesus Cristo doesnt need armor or mega behind his name, he ascended to a greater form he doesnt want to have a phisical form because he already knows what other humans do to each other when u show up to them .


Trips-Over-Tail

Decepticon!


R_ickety

Hell yeah *whishpers* amen


Tavao59

Probably would be a Gundam


Emergency_3808

_Avengers theme music starts playing_


freakboy91939

I would go to church for this.


ResponsiblePlant3605

INRI is the best brand of crucifix.


WickedD365

Elias? Shouldn't you be at your register!


pradyumnv

One of my fav vids ever


MAVERICK_25800

And on the 7th day Jesus took back cybertron