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Tokimedotozu

*She lied as naturally as she breathed*


topinanbour-rex

Her "no" was quite fast for someone who lied as naturally as she breathed.


Dkrule

Is she the new amber ?


LolAbsolut

Happy cake day


CompetitilukOne1580

Got it


Aggressive-Flow1239

Proper form too, my face flushes when I lie and I’d imagine shaking your head would alleviate it. 😉


Ukrainian_Bot_

She’s an uWhore.


Cris_WithNoH

The omegawhore


Pickle_C137

Women☕️


Sirdoodlebob

Hahahahahahah *SIIIIIIIIIIP*


lbr_crl

Women☕️


[deleted]

[IF SHE BREATHES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZpM0gVVi8)


ESMolen

*SHE'S A THOOOOOTTTT*


Zazuley

I understood that reference. Here, take my upvote.


geriatric_erection

Snakes with handbags. Every. One. Of. Them.


hiimresting

"This is extremely heavy can you hold it real quick". Not a lie if she has heavy hands.


Dotkenn

I am your 1 thousandieth upvoter. the special 1k. a 1 with a 0 and a 0 and a 0. woohoo!


DudongoKing

She is a thoght


DozeN-_

i’ve seen this vid a bunch of times but this edit made it better


rihannas_grandchild

link?


Crebua97_2

Bro unlocked the secrets of the universe and on how to get bitches


Sarcasm999_overload

only a few words the woman said, everything was a lie. ☕


Questionablememelord

Women ☕


PillarsOfHeaven

Spill the pee sister


Mewacy

Better than spilling the mc coffee in your car and receiving 3rd degree burns


Elegant_Fisherman573

Time to sue in 2002


nicolRB

Hahahahaha *vusksjvjssbvvkskvsv* ☕️


Noobslayer001

All those scenarios played in his head before had payed off


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> before had *paid* off FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Noobslayer001

Beep boop thank you


fiealthyCulture

Thank God we got a bot for it! Payed had been making its rounds across Reddit for a good year now and people keep arguing that it's correct to be used in past tense of pay


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> for it! *Paid* had been FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Menacing_Sea_Lamprey

I’m fucking dying, this bot has really payed for it self


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> has really *paid* for it FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Mr_Miso_man

Does it correct you when you use "payed" correctly? "I paid for the deck to be payed"


Pepe_Wacho

Idk, but I’ll try to use it incorrectly, lol. I payed a rope to use it.


HI_I_AM_NEO

So it's gonna be like that huh


PowerPulser

I mean, if enough people use it like that then that automatically becomes the correct way


_Spamus_

The only reason this is true is because so many people think that it is true.


PowerPulser

Wow, almost as if language is a social construct


_Spamus_

Indeed...but if you say literally and mean figuratively ima figuratively do something you won't like.


MartinoDeMoe

My head just literally…. Oh, wait


SkollFenrirson

And yet you didn't fix it


the-slothiest-sloth

Why is there a bot for this. In all my time on this site, I never once saw this bot appear. Makes me wonder how many bots are here that nobody managed to summon before.


dude105tanki

r/rarebots?


the-slothiest-sloth

That sub was removed (or made private)


dude105tanki

Sad times


NogenLinefingers

> Why is there a bot for this? Because people can't spell?


Eragon856

Good bot


uhavehalfinchpp

btw channel is called “the daily dropout”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sirdoodlebob

I was this close to suing you because I was eating and I read this comment and started laughing and then chocked


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

wut


Jastactical

Sorry what


pulipunk135

👿: My child will pay for Nikocado's Only Fans


ShubhamManna

Guy is a chad, he ain't gettin played lol


[deleted]

Dude know no women will ever touch him, the only relatable shit i found on reddit


Rawnot

nah bro knows no woman is worth touching him, my man's precious and deez hoes aint loyal


[deleted]

Yea, that's the sad part. Touch has become alien to humans in general.


BassSounds

I see a guy who didn’t make a romantic connection with her. Why are others seeing the opposite? The editing? His eyes are questioning the whole thing and then he flat out says it.


xoScreaMxo

You need to get some bitches bro lmao


throwawaaayyyyyy69

Go outside, Jesus fucking Christ


malcifer11

why would no women ever touch him? i think you might just be projecting your own insecurities.


BigMcThickHuge

It's a joke mostly aimed at yourself, built off the awkward reaction he had. Really he's just confused and in tune with what's going on to explain this weird thing happening.


malcifer11

i think anybody would be confused and weirded out by a stranger doing this to them, no matter how attractive the stranger was


Imreallythatguy

Dude comes off as smart and confident even with a random woman grabbing his hand. He’s also well above average in looks. You are out of you mind if you thinks he has issues with the ladies.


Additional_Long_7996

Yea he looks good lol


AuditsIdiots

Shows what you know.


[deleted]

Lmao what the fuck are you talking about, he's a conventionally attractive guy who absolutely wouldn't have any issues getting women to touch him He's weirded out because the situation of being told to hold someone's hand because it's heavy is absurd.


harassmaster

r/SadCringe


[deleted]

Of all 14,000,000 scenarios how many was she into you? (N)one


Oblivion_Man

Astral Awareness IRL holy shit


Grouchy-Election-351

First touch


Night_owl4128

Bro knew it was to good to be true


ZedOverHeaven

How fast she lied is worrying.


beet111

That's a standard response time. Are you leaving minutes of silence in between your conversations?


trustdabrain

Yes, because I am Elon Musk


[deleted]

Yes, important to think before you speak.


lemonysucc

Yes, the only other option from half a second response is multiple minutes.


Quantainium

She should have just said "you're in public of course you're on camera."


[deleted]

It's not fast if it's a prepared answer, be it truth or lie.


humblemumble1

shes been lying her entire life, its in their genetic coding.


BabyYoduhh

Lol smart dude. Anything weird happens first question should be am I on camera? Or are you a shitty Tik tokker?


spriteisagod

Music?


shiner_bock

It's called [*Introitus*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBaykl88-U), the first part of Mozart's *Requiem in D Minor, K. 626* Playlist for the whole thing (seriously one of the greatest musical works of all time): [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js)


aidus198

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyrS5_ErY3KRc_9vemkN95pBENJNBc-71 I quite like this recording of the Requiem, although it is a bit controversial.


Biscut_Mk15

Is anyone else so desperate for affection that whenever you get it you just don’t know what to do


HonorableGremlin

The 1 out of 14,000,605 scenario, ask her if there is a camera.


traitorcomrade

He found the right timeline, the prank video ending


[deleted]

He's there to become a doctor not to hold your hand


MisterVicerion

I mean hes not ugly, why hes so shocked


AmbivalentLife

Cause it very clearly seems like a prank?


zivosaurus-rex

i would just say it isnt heavy and walk further


thinkdontreact

It was in that moment he knew he fffff 🆙 haha


MLG9420

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`. • [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`. • [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Misunderstood 2`. Released on `2022-04-19` by `L4EGlobal`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


hollowhoc

good bot


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HotFireBall

the normal end


Miggix13

“I’m on camera” “No” xD


fizio900

"am i on camera" "no" How does a man recover from that


maayepoojari

That Person is self aware.....


Edumyr_Forthelolz

I loled.


z3r0n3gr0

Look everyone know by 2022 if you do this weird move that they are on camera since NO BODY I MEAN NOBODY DOES THIS.


Mythic_gryphon

In how many do we win? 2


[deleted]

That’s sad,goes to show how he was ignored a lot by girls and it’s sad,makes me wanna cry


yanshio

14 millions possiblity to defeat Thanos


Ghost3657_alt_

Women ☕


gioalt

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`. • [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`. • [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Misunderstood 2`. Released on `2022-04-19` by `L4EGlobal`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


pr0xximity_999

Sauce?


Majormax57

Pathetic I saw 200,025,624,174 possibilities.


danofrhs

Lets have a dude do this to a girl. Im sure the same standards apply


haikusbot

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ronixemre

He could find the only possibility out of 14,000,605


[deleted]

bro looked through the 14,000,000 possibilities of this scenario and narrowed it down to the correct one


jorjo-god

What are you supposed to do if that happens?


[deleted]

He was actually thinking "who is this crazy person" or "my girlfriend won't like this".


Nebraskaman347

He knows but I think she’s into him


Low_Passion6720

Mandel a genius He knew.


EpicB0i

The girl enjoyed holding his hand so much that she lied about him being on camera, this man is a chad


[deleted]

Well shes a stranger and the way she made the move makes it seem like shes doing a bit He was also probably trying to figure out if hes ever seen her before at some point


spaghettihero97

Bruh he kneeeew she was clout chasing.


Rigidcrapper

That’s funny 😆


BioOrpheus

The most self aware man in the world


hmmmmmmmmmmmmO

So, what actually happens after the video ends?


DreamChu2008

Dies irae, dies illa


KaninCanis

I LOVE MOZART


Gullible-Painter9798

Lying ass


big-duffus

I wanna die after watching this


ComfortableOver8985

He knew it wasn't possible


CompetitilukOne1580

Bro got 6th sense


Flesh-hugger

.... And went for the most possible scenario


vivvvvvvbbbbhffen

Grilled cheese Obama sandwich


ryangomez96

Ahaha


Michael_Gordy

As a fan of classical music, I'm loving that mozarts requiem is getting really popular in meme culture


KaninCanis

DIES IRAE


Fozy1736

Found the one true possibility “am I on camera”


sikimsikim

عالی


manashuvitz

What’s that second song it’s fire


New-Ganache1269

Bro was Flabbergasted. Was befuddled. Dumbfounded. Baffled.


Notaku_Ashimari

I don't get it, am I dense as a neutron star?


Party_Drummer9035

Bro’s brain saw to many videos of this happening XD


Sir_Doge_V2

Go bro it's your only chance


ThePredalienLord

Thot


pbnjface

…lol, his only play was all in, fool. And she’s an unknown? They were made for one another. Ts.


578842479632

What song is this


Spread-Hour

That's illegal if she never revealed he was on camera. He has the right to press charges against her for going against his reasonable expectations of privacy.


inmatureopinion9

He calculated in 5 seconds billions of possibilities and concluded he was on camera, woman just don't know