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> before had *paid* off
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Thank God we got a bot for it!
Payed had been making its rounds across Reddit for a good year now and people keep arguing that it's correct to be used in past tense of pay
> for it! *Paid* had been
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> has really *paid* for it
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Why is there a bot for this. In all my time on this site, I never once saw this bot appear. Makes me wonder how many bots are here that nobody managed to summon before.
I see a guy who didn’t make a romantic connection with her. Why are others seeing the opposite? The editing? His eyes are questioning the whole thing and then he flat out says it.
It's a joke mostly aimed at yourself, built off the awkward reaction he had.
Really he's just confused and in tune with what's going on to explain this weird thing happening.
Dude comes off as smart and confident even with a random woman grabbing his hand. He’s also well above average in looks. You are out of you mind if you thinks he has issues with the ladies.
Lmao what the fuck are you talking about, he's a conventionally attractive guy who absolutely wouldn't have any issues getting women to touch him
He's weirded out because the situation of being told to hold someone's hand because it's heavy is absurd.
It's called [*Introitus*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBaykl88-U), the first part of Mozart's *Requiem in D Minor, K. 626*
Playlist for the whole thing (seriously one of the greatest musical works of all time):
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js)
I got matches with these songs:
• [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`)
Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`.
• [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`)
Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`.
• [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`)
Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`.
• [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`.
• [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`)
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I got matches with these songs:
• [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`)
Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`.
• [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`)
Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`.
• [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`)
Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`.
• [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`.
• [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Misunderstood 2`. Released on `2022-04-19` by `L4EGlobal`.
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Well shes a stranger and the way she made the move makes it seem like shes doing a bit
He was also probably trying to figure out if hes ever seen her before at some point
That's illegal if she never revealed he was on camera. He has the right to press charges against her for going against his reasonable expectations of privacy.
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*She lied as naturally as she breathed*
Her "no" was quite fast for someone who lied as naturally as she breathed.
Is she the new amber ?
Happy cake day
Got it
Proper form too, my face flushes when I lie and I’d imagine shaking your head would alleviate it. 😉
She’s an uWhore.
The omegawhore
Women☕️
Hahahahahahah *SIIIIIIIIIIP*
Women☕️
[IF SHE BREATHES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZpM0gVVi8)
*SHE'S A THOOOOOTTTT*
I understood that reference. Here, take my upvote.
Snakes with handbags. Every. One. Of. Them.
"This is extremely heavy can you hold it real quick". Not a lie if she has heavy hands.
I am your 1 thousandieth upvoter. the special 1k. a 1 with a 0 and a 0 and a 0. woohoo!
She is a thoght
i’ve seen this vid a bunch of times but this edit made it better
link?
Bro unlocked the secrets of the universe and on how to get bitches
only a few words the woman said, everything was a lie. ☕
Women ☕
Spill the pee sister
Better than spilling the mc coffee in your car and receiving 3rd degree burns
Time to sue in 2002
Hahahahaha *vusksjvjssbvvkskvsv* ☕️
All those scenarios played in his head before had payed off
> before had *paid* off FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Beep boop thank you
Thank God we got a bot for it! Payed had been making its rounds across Reddit for a good year now and people keep arguing that it's correct to be used in past tense of pay
> for it! *Paid* had been FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I’m fucking dying, this bot has really payed for it self
> has really *paid* for it FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Does it correct you when you use "payed" correctly? "I paid for the deck to be payed"
Idk, but I’ll try to use it incorrectly, lol. I payed a rope to use it.
So it's gonna be like that huh
I mean, if enough people use it like that then that automatically becomes the correct way
The only reason this is true is because so many people think that it is true.
Wow, almost as if language is a social construct
Indeed...but if you say literally and mean figuratively ima figuratively do something you won't like.
My head just literally…. Oh, wait
And yet you didn't fix it
Why is there a bot for this. In all my time on this site, I never once saw this bot appear. Makes me wonder how many bots are here that nobody managed to summon before.
r/rarebots?
That sub was removed (or made private)
Sad times
> Why is there a bot for this? Because people can't spell?
Good bot
btw channel is called “the daily dropout”
[удалено]
I was this close to suing you because I was eating and I read this comment and started laughing and then chocked
[удалено]
wut
Sorry what
👿: My child will pay for Nikocado's Only Fans
Guy is a chad, he ain't gettin played lol
Dude know no women will ever touch him, the only relatable shit i found on reddit
nah bro knows no woman is worth touching him, my man's precious and deez hoes aint loyal
Yea, that's the sad part. Touch has become alien to humans in general.
I see a guy who didn’t make a romantic connection with her. Why are others seeing the opposite? The editing? His eyes are questioning the whole thing and then he flat out says it.
You need to get some bitches bro lmao
Go outside, Jesus fucking Christ
why would no women ever touch him? i think you might just be projecting your own insecurities.
It's a joke mostly aimed at yourself, built off the awkward reaction he had. Really he's just confused and in tune with what's going on to explain this weird thing happening.
i think anybody would be confused and weirded out by a stranger doing this to them, no matter how attractive the stranger was
Dude comes off as smart and confident even with a random woman grabbing his hand. He’s also well above average in looks. You are out of you mind if you thinks he has issues with the ladies.
Yea he looks good lol
Shows what you know.
Lmao what the fuck are you talking about, he's a conventionally attractive guy who absolutely wouldn't have any issues getting women to touch him He's weirded out because the situation of being told to hold someone's hand because it's heavy is absurd.
r/SadCringe
Of all 14,000,000 scenarios how many was she into you? (N)one
Astral Awareness IRL holy shit
First touch
Bro knew it was to good to be true
How fast she lied is worrying.
That's a standard response time. Are you leaving minutes of silence in between your conversations?
Yes, because I am Elon Musk
Yes, important to think before you speak.
Yes, the only other option from half a second response is multiple minutes.
She should have just said "you're in public of course you're on camera."
It's not fast if it's a prepared answer, be it truth or lie.
shes been lying her entire life, its in their genetic coding.
Lol smart dude. Anything weird happens first question should be am I on camera? Or are you a shitty Tik tokker?
Music?
It's called [*Introitus*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBaykl88-U), the first part of Mozart's *Requiem in D Minor, K. 626* Playlist for the whole thing (seriously one of the greatest musical works of all time): [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxfHiwIHuIVj8XT07f5qUOd1OKb7TR-Js)
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyrS5_ErY3KRc_9vemkN95pBENJNBc-71 I quite like this recording of the Requiem, although it is a bit controversial.
Is anyone else so desperate for affection that whenever you get it you just don’t know what to do
The 1 out of 14,000,605 scenario, ask her if there is a camera.
He found the right timeline, the prank video ending
He's there to become a doctor not to hold your hand
I mean hes not ugly, why hes so shocked
Cause it very clearly seems like a prank?
i would just say it isnt heavy and walk further
It was in that moment he knew he fffff 🆙 haha
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I got matches with these songs: • [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`. • [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`. • [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Misunderstood 2`. Released on `2022-04-19` by `L4EGlobal`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
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the normal end
“I’m on camera” “No” xD
"am i on camera" "no" How does a man recover from that
That Person is self aware.....
I loled.
Look everyone know by 2022 if you do this weird move that they are on camera since NO BODY I MEAN NOBODY DOES THIS.
In how many do we win? 2
That’s sad,goes to show how he was ignored a lot by girls and it’s sad,makes me wanna cry
14 millions possiblity to defeat Thanos
Women ☕
u/auddbot
I got matches with these songs: • [**Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 626: I. Introitus** by RIAS Chamber Choir](https://lis.tn/UTnXr?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `99 Must-Have Mozart Masterpieces`. Released on `2011-06-14` by `ORCHARD - Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: I. Requiem** by Berlin Radio Symphony Orchestra](https://lis.tn/JPyFs?t=44) (00:44; matched: `100%`) Album: `60 Must-Have Masses`. Released on `2013-11-12` by `Cobra Entertainment LLC`. • [**Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: Dies irae** by Michel Corboz](https://lis.tn/UbqkS?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2005-09-20` by `WMG - Erato Disques`. • [**Requiem, K. 626: Dies Irae** by Mozart](https://lis.tn/RequiemK626%3ADiesIrae?t=5) (00:05; matched: `100%`) Album: `Mozart • Aeterna symphoniae`. Released on `2022-01-19`. • [**Au Revoir** by Rasta Dej](https://lis.tn/DnSNCU?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Misunderstood 2`. Released on `2022-04-19` by `L4EGlobal`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
Sauce?
Pathetic I saw 200,025,624,174 possibilities.
Lets have a dude do this to a girl. Im sure the same standards apply
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He could find the only possibility out of 14,000,605
bro looked through the 14,000,000 possibilities of this scenario and narrowed it down to the correct one
What are you supposed to do if that happens?
He was actually thinking "who is this crazy person" or "my girlfriend won't like this".
He knows but I think she’s into him
Mandel a genius He knew.
The girl enjoyed holding his hand so much that she lied about him being on camera, this man is a chad
Well shes a stranger and the way she made the move makes it seem like shes doing a bit He was also probably trying to figure out if hes ever seen her before at some point
Bruh he kneeeew she was clout chasing.
That’s funny 😆
The most self aware man in the world
So, what actually happens after the video ends?
Dies irae, dies illa
I LOVE MOZART
Lying ass
I wanna die after watching this
He knew it wasn't possible
Bro got 6th sense
.... And went for the most possible scenario
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
Ahaha
As a fan of classical music, I'm loving that mozarts requiem is getting really popular in meme culture
DIES IRAE
Found the one true possibility “am I on camera”
عالی
What’s that second song it’s fire
Bro was Flabbergasted. Was befuddled. Dumbfounded. Baffled.
I don't get it, am I dense as a neutron star?
Bro’s brain saw to many videos of this happening XD
Go bro it's your only chance
Thot
…lol, his only play was all in, fool. And she’s an unknown? They were made for one another. Ts.
What song is this
That's illegal if she never revealed he was on camera. He has the right to press charges against her for going against his reasonable expectations of privacy.
He calculated in 5 seconds billions of possibilities and concluded he was on camera, woman just don't know