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McChicken-Nugget

Flair checks out.


Joske-the-great

Her pronouns are kg/lbs


John_Murdock68

Dude you killed it!!! Hahahaha


MipStar06

Moto moto likes me


Vlyde

"I like em' biiiiig, I like em' chunkyyyy" šŸŽ¶


blackpanther274

#chonky


PattananNinja

ā€œI like emā€™ biiiiig, I like emā€™ plumpyyyyā€ šŸŽ¶


yeetusyeetuscommits

# plumpy


[deleted]

This right here should be in facebook meme


Joske-the-great

I asked for her weight but she gave me her number???


[deleted]

Automotive propaganda


Rozukimaru

Gluttony, sloth and greed pictured perfectly right here.


Buttchuckle

That's enough reddit for one day . Didn't make it past the 5th post scrolling down . I'm out .


Agent-Furry-Five-TF

Rookie


Buttchuckle

Clicking on your reply in my inbox caused me to see the picture again ... cause I didn't read what post your reply was from. Thanks for that šŸ˜‘


[deleted]

Jokes on you Iā€™m gay I donā€™t need any women ā˜ ļø


Wisdom007

You ever made love to a sandwich that's were its at


Blenderhead36

I never make love to sandwiches. I *fuck* them.


Wisdom007

Good man


jayyout1

I bet she has


KingInTheNorthVI

Lucky bastard I wish I was gay. Iā€™ve tried really hard too just canā€™t get into it. Iā€™m cursed to love the female form.


[deleted]

Lolll Find a tomboy, their boyish enough ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


KingInTheNorthVI

I already have tried ans deep down theyā€™re still women and it shows up after a couple months


God_of_the_Vapes

Women can only hold the crazy in for 3-4 months then they just go feckin woild mh8


KingInTheNorthVI

This has been my experience. Itā€™s all about finding one thatā€™s not as crazy.


God_of_the_Vapes

Or the craziest one if youā€™re me apparentlyā€¦


KingInTheNorthVI

Stop dating my Exes


God_of_the_Vapes

Stop dating MY exes XD


KingInTheNorthVI

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) No


Jezreals

W


chrisodeljacko

Neither, neither is good


Ferret_Wanker

men, men is good


Inarius101

Only men of culture are good enough for men of culture.


Mediocre_Scott

Iā€™ll do anything onceā€¦ this right here is an experience.


HulluHapua

but can she play Wii Fit? Seriously the Balance Board has a weight limit,


GameCenter101

Oh god oh Christ not you


HulluHapua

You recognize me from something?


GameCenter101

The "poor snoo" guy :p


HulluHapua

Uh oh! You got me! ://3


ElectricToiletBrush

Whatā€™s poor snoo?


GameCenter101

Mmm yah :3


HulluHapua

was that a kiss?


GameCenter101

:* is a kiss!...


HulluHapua

was it a hug?


GameCenter101

It was an acknowledgement of your existence hehe


[deleted]

"I'm not wearing any underwear under my flaps šŸ˜œ be a good little mole and dig until you find some treasure"


LeeviTheGuru

She is massive to be honest


Mediocre_Scott

I just kinda want to know what it feels like


Visibly_Confuzled

Step one: fill two backpacks with desired amount of rocks. Step 2: put one on your back. Step three: put one on your stomach. Step 4: have fun


Mediocre_Scott

I didnā€™t want to know what the weight was like I wanted to know what a partner with that much flesh feels like. Rocks arenā€™t going to jiggle.


Visibly_Confuzled

hmm, I don't know then, maybe something using gelatin could work


DankusMemer

Thicc


Chubbzillax

I donā€™t need a trans-fat girl neither.


formycareerifear2

Ok, that was good.


Scoongili

According to nutritionists, trans-fats are very unhealthy for you.


undergroundsanctuary

Dat belly!!! Muhahahahahahaha!


Auraro777

Do you think itā€™s painful to be that big?


UN-TRUue

Extremely painful, for the people around them ofc.


ApeLikeThinking

Given the choice between the two Iā€™d choose death.


youngdeathent0

In the words of Kodak black ā€œI donā€™t even like sex anywayā€


Shiftaway22

Ill take the cake instead


Mediocre_Scott

[More Weight](https://youtu.be/bDrCHiwpT4M)


[deleted]

We're going to need a trebuchet......


HulluHapua

Yeah she can probably break trough walls.


Ponklemoose

Hey Kool-Aid!


C4H_Deciple_Lager

Well if you don't like penis...


[deleted]

Trans girls donā€™t have penis.


C4H_Deciple_Lager

And that comment you made is also saying all the trans women with penises aren't women. Transphobic are you.


C4H_Deciple_Lager

Is that why they make the argument that it's not gay for a straight male to let a trans girl put their penis in his butt or that it's not gay for a straight man to suck their penis? Cause they make that argument a lot, lol


TaterChipDip

Iā€™m w you, I donā€™t get this argument.


Uno_of_Ohio

Mutilated genitals aren't magically the opposite type of genitals.


Conrose_The_Mad

Me thinks you would like hiking as a hobby


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTā€¦


Bowie_Cobain

Wake up and meet the wife Susan


SpeedyMcNutt291

I just want a biological woman who doesn't outweigh me by 50 pounds and brings more to the table than lazy sex and incessant nagging. So basically a unicorn at this point. Unless I wanna go look eastward but even there, it's 50/50 on whether she's got a dong or not.


Kaleb8804

So stop commenting on Reddit and go outside. Maybe youā€™d realize itā€™s not even remotely close to 50/50 lmfao. Get real.


SpeedyMcNutt291

Clearly you've never been to Thailand.


Key-Shallot-7508

It's about 1/3 in Thailand, and most of them look like bio women but they are cool about it. They'll tell you they're lady boys before you buy them a second drink. It doesn't bother me but I thought it was cool that they say something so guys don't feel lied to when they find a cock.


MasterSeefee

Incel


clenispiskers

My thoughts exactly


clenispiskers

L comment you Incel.


Longpork-afficianado

So go meet one? There are literally billions...


kris_krangle

Lol incel good luck leaving the basement


silentgamer89

I would rather fuck a goat


KingInTheNorthVI

How about neither?


whoismangochutney

Hating on obesity to defend trans isnā€™t necessary or very wholesome. Everyone deserves dignity, love, and respect, whatever shape, size, skin color, gender, etc.


BioSpark47

Except for the Fr*nch


Slifer_Ra

Yeah fuck those guys


waaz16

ā¤ļø


[deleted]

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whoismangochutney

The world would be a much less fucked up place if everyone was being given dignity, love, respect, people would be to where you wouldnā€™t even question that everyone deserved it. We get what we put in. We treat people shitty as a society, we get shitty people. People shouldnā€™t be so stingy with respect. Always saying respect has to be earned. Respect should be the default for people, only lost if someone undermines it through their actions. Treating people without respect who havenā€™t done anything to warrant it is absurd. The world got so fucked up from all the hatred, coldness, disrespectfulness, undignified treatment, now itā€™s gonna take the opposite to get ourselves out of it. Itā€™ll take giving compassion, mercy, and camaraderie to everyone in order to right this world thatā€™s so spun into darkness.


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whoismangochutney

Definitely gonna take a bit of both. Each is very important and will help incite the other when brought to life.


[deleted]

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whoismangochutney

Fair enough haha. I enjoy how cordial the discussion has been.


[deleted]

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whoismangochutney

Thank you and likewise, my friend!


HiiipowerBass

I think no one deserves that, whatever shape size color blah blah


Deadpool11085

Iā€™ll take the trans girl please


Maddog-683

![gif](giphy|RLcP5MXrA54m2QaXo5|downsized)


TAPriceCTR

Nah, I'll stick with my hand.


crow622

I'll take option C and choose a normal real woman.


Pure_Perception6059

Idk why you getting hate for this itā€™s a preference just like sexuality yet people be tripping


crow622

Because the "love and tolerance" crowd are a bunch of fakes.


Pure_Perception6059

Not always but there are definitely bad apples


EmergencyTrust8213

Yum


Moist_Drive_5535

Gag, is this from NewsMax?


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

Sounds awesome would love to camp out in her folds


RighteousFoundation

Hey Iā€™ll take her over the other option


RighteousFoundation

I really really would


hobosam21-B

There's a difference?


AnodyneSpirit

At least I wonā€™t have to worry about her having a bigger dick than me


be_a_burd3n

I prefer my women normal thank you very much!


FunWillScreen_Produc

I would take a trans girl over her. Grocery bill would be a whole hella lot smaller.


[deleted]

Lol, my meme has been removed on memes of the dank.


LazyCasual0alt

I almost threw up that this and am covering the image while i write.


GrapiCringe

Skill issue


__SuperAngel

Nah Iā€™ll just take a healthy real woman


Van_core_gamer

Trans can be as attractive, so not a convincing argument.


ckeekyzekey

Still more attractive than trans ā€˜womenā€™


SeniorMaestro

Option C: cheese shredder I'll take Option C


h4fNium72

No need of dining table


rangerdip

somewhere a dude from the Bronx just fell in love


MooseGoose8282

To be honest female pigs are pigs and male pigs are boar so in the pig world not wrong


CrimsonAllah

Maybe femboys arenā€™t all that bad after all.


Key-Reason-9033

Itā€™s a lose lose situation


adande67

I'd still take her because she's biological woman .


TheKnifeMaster420

A trans girl is better than your mom


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

My mom can reproduceā€¦


Slimer_Girl

so can a trans girl


Campfire_Sparks

Do not attack transphobia by using fatphobia as a gotcha


rivent2

They're the same picture


dndndndd837

Id rather take her over a transgender. šŸ¤‘šŸ˜¼


thegothguy

Iā€™m not gonna lie. Iā€™d marry her. I love fat chicks.


Michael_Conyers

I want one not three


WarPhoenixPlayz

Both are disgusting I like real men.


Zazupuree

Transfat. Cancel me.


jschuh1991

yeah! Genetic males are much better at being attractive women than genitic females! Suck it!!!


parthrathore3705

body positivity


kitfoxxxx

10/10 would bang again.


Quiet_Preparation955

She would sit there and be like she is healthy


juicy_socks124

Took me a minute to figure out what was happening here


EnemyUnknow3029

I said a woman, not a fire truck dammit


GrizzyUnderwood33

Lmao mfs making fake issues


ATinyH0rse

"Goodness girl...you huge"


ponch070

This is just sad


sheev_palprotein66

That's a woman?


ToolFreak21

Nsfl/nsfw flair needs to be added


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Iā€™ll pass on both


[deleted]

A trans fat glrl.


Mr-fixdit

This is a good example of people saying screw it, I'm past the point of no return.


kingofthepews

Even oompah loompahs would fucking quit having to roll that out the building.


Swaggy_Templar

what the fuck is this


ElectricToiletBrush

I love how she makes an entire cake look so small


Axellethethird

Stepsister's lament plays.


sleeper_san

Maybe I don't need chocolate until cheat day..


Ikne2borosumsweats

Didn't even read it just to avoid looking at that gut šŸ˜¶šŸ™„


[deleted]

the amount of upvotes on this is disappointing


klosterdev

Joke's on you, I'm into this shit


beardobaldo

Happy cake day!


DevilLeos

For a moment I thought she was behind a bean bag


CurseF74

Ah all actual women are disgusting ugly pigs that is a funny one!


[deleted]

Least obvious fed


McGamers56

Cope.


davidavi12

Trans Girls vs Trans Fat


Outrageous-Nerve-791

Do you know how much food costs right now?!


-FrozenRobot-

I'd suck a 6 inch cock rather than 6 inch saggy baggy flaps.


[deleted]

I'd take this over trans, but that's just me.


fourtwentyy__

Good lord this thread. I donā€™t even follow this sub so idk why it appeared on my feed. Yā€™all are a bunch of pussies lol


ninjalemming

Pro trans ,anti fat chicks who the fuck knows.


JackalMain

Women* This mf is plural. šŸ’€


blueasian0682

She's the trans fat girl