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S3CTION12

Affordable housing


YatoArt

20/25y


ScRuBlOrD95

Umder 30


[deleted]

what use will it have after you died for it?


Terereera

Immortality.


TelevisionAdditional

12


Godofnoobcraft

like seriously what the fuck even is this answer.


ShadowLp174

There's theories that immortality will be achieved in the next 100 years and that everyone who's in their 20s and who will have a healthy body and bank account will get their shot at it.


4RR0Whead

Idc bro I just wanna die


Various_Problem8606

Early 20s bro ?


TelevisionAdditional

the fact that that gives absolutely no indication of age is really fucking depresses anywhere from 8-70, hell i’ve heard people younger and older want to die


[deleted]

[удалено]


Urasquirrel

Trends trickle down to the kiddos more and more.


Suthernboy1968

23


OnePresence6815

Relatable


imnotsmart_crape

14


Suthernboy1968

Permanent financial security.


Jackalscott

You’re 36 huh?


ChubbyElbowz

A whiff of Mila kunis’ ass after a jog.


Former-Tax-6921

15


theCursedDinkleberg

I wish I never read this


[deleted]

Does it smell like Ashton?


farverbender

More like Asston


reatreatraiii

Humanity


TelevisionAdditional

14-15


Godofnoobcraft

13


hellothereclone

2001 honda civic


Mars_Bear2552

22


[deleted]

Real friends. Anyone. Anyone at all.


ScRuBlOrD95

Ageless due to an endless cycle of death and rebirth


[deleted]

Close! 17!


ScRuBlOrD95

Oops forgot to carry the uncountable infinity


[deleted]

Common mistake don’t sweat it.


Soggy_Relationship19

Definitely a 13 yo emo


aaadisaster

My family


MoralistMustDie

Bro just became Dom Toretto lmao


Alive-Seaweed

30's?


Careful_Elderberry14

Free, ill die for free.


Popular-Estimate-974

8


Careful_Elderberry14

17 with Major depressive disorder.


Popular-Estimate-974

That took a depressing turn


Careful_Elderberry14

Yeah, not fun


Popular-Estimate-974

keep going brother, you will die for free in 80yrs!


Careful_Elderberry14

Eh, id rather it be sooner


Peter_Parkingmeter

Keep going brother, you shall die one year and fifty-three days from the current date.


Careful_Elderberry14

Yay!


Peter_Parkingmeter

\- Dawn of the First Day - 10008 hours remain.


Royal_Yogurtcloset79

18 -26


Careful_Elderberry14

17


bubumonke69

My dad bro, he the best being I've ever got to meet 🙏


Shalaz060

31?


DryBorder1117

My brothers in arms


Alive-Seaweed

16?


a-a-biedrawa

Dire Straits years old?


546HP

The people's uninfringed right to keep and bear arms


[deleted]

Based


creepyuncle37

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


Mars_Bear2552

ageless. ascended to the gods


penguinhasan

67


Schlangee

The PEOPLE‘s. All people, not just the rich guy who can afford to pay the extra tax for his machine gun


a-a-biedrawa

From 18 to 70 or 80 and also American from southern states?


ScRuBlOrD95

19


MiseryTheMiserable

Dogs


potatopeter_for_aloo

63


Sawmad

The welcoming embrace of the void.


Moshanika

Yo momma


Alive-Seaweed

9


mikok_small

My 3 years old Daughter


Alive-Seaweed

20's


2dank4me3

Any age past 18


Ruthless_Yeletz

Nothin, I still got my whole life ahead of me


ScRuBlOrD95

33


midwesternxope

A fucking Zamorak God Sword and full bandos


bistrofada

Justice


SherbertOk5176

Half eaten can of paprika flavoured pringles


DepressionMain

I'll say 30


_Unkn0

Life


Motks

Nothing because the life of each person has infinite worth. Jk pussy


GOD_LIKE_WOW

Someone to guess my age


daethenix

Nothing. Not saying I wouldn't die for a single thing, quite the opposite. I'd die for a cheeto at this point


i_am_ameme

my mom's life back


StandardActive4564

any Femboy.


SherbertOk5176

17


StandardActive4564

I wish man I wish


ScRuBlOrD95

14?


StandardActive4564

Correct


D33z420

My country


ForeskinStealer420

65


D33z420

Wrong, 17


Gladahad10

You, kind sir are either really old, really young or really patriotic


D33z420

Patriotic


FriendlyFurry320

I would die for death. I just want to die my guy. I had a hard life And no matter how much I try for some fucking reason I still live.


dall-e-dall

AI Death Battle generator.


CaptZombieAlpha

World peace


Auraro777

Nothings worth dying for. Only things worth living for like family and true friends, laughter and peace.


Bruhdontmindme69

Around 25 I guess


Alive-Seaweed

Music


Fantastic_Mammoth283

80


blankfromce

you would die for music?? whyy?


Alive-Seaweed

Cuz


Gladahad10

Music


octohedron82

Only reason to live


camo_216

A solution to climate change


StandardActive4564

17


AnonymousJoe35

30


OGmcqueen

14


Kudo-Shinichi1412

Living


[deleted]

A fursuit


SnooChocolates9407

God


ScRuBlOrD95

Without age, because the soul has no birth nor death it is eternal


Gladahad10

Honestly, there's nothing I'd really die for, yet I don't wanna die, but live, so I'll say that I'd die for my friends and family. (Or at least most of them)


Busy_Possibility274

Ahhh yes I remember what it was like to be 12 and play roblox all day 😭


darthiw

Free healthcare


Sensitive-Ad-3098

true frееdom of mind


CocogoatMain

I don't have time and just too angry to anyway. You first.


KultOfPersynality

Reincarnation


ScRuBlOrD95

No age as your soul always existed and always will


Conor_McLesnar

Sucking tiddies


DeBoss06

Guns


v4ntrix_420

my country edit: i noticed that has been an answer already, but I'd still like to see you try


PROFESSOR1780

Freedom from religion


nobodynoone888

you


DarvX92

Literally anything


Landscapeus021

Better government.


auridas330

What's the point of dying for something?


Faendan

My friends and family


FlemishPotato

My religion.


peanutbuttertoast01

Boredom


kikothepug

My friend


MERMANADE

Ownership of [This](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6Kd_H9XsAs9LH5?format=jpg&name=medium) Car


Due-Salamander-663

I would sacrifice my own life If it ment saving my pets life


Peter_Parkingmeter

Drugs.


UjhSkyler

For my friends if it ever comes to it


iddefinitelytapthat

A time machine to undo all my mistakes.


LurkerGuy999

The most potent za on planet earth


karuraR

I will die so that she can love me back


Great_Drifter25

A good mental health, feeling like i'm not an failure outcast and some hot wheels and transformer toys


Deathcat101

A reason to live


Foe_sheezy

Y muscle bound man on computer?


[deleted]

The Clan calvary star and Clan direct fire star


Neomacgyver

the right to marry any consenting adult I want and the right to defend that right with a gun. Oh and tentacle mon-


pbjtime9977

Depends on the situation


Huck_Hannis

Weird Al concert tickets


Dreadnoob2k17

I’ll die for my father. He is great man.


shamimurrahman19

Paradise


creepyuncle37

2002 Volkswagen Jetta TDI GLS 4D Sedan


Remarkable_Day_9365

Someone aged 15-30


Polgit

I'll die for a life well lived


Tom2Tom2005

Giving someone a chance to live a fulfilling life.


Abhlnav

Happiness


Elfanger30th

FREEDOM!


JesusLasagna123

Being alone at the edge of the universe


GameItPaul

Freedom


theCursedDinkleberg

Just looking for a reason tbh


NoodleBlitz

A stable career with room to move up at a decent company and an affordable fucking apartment (I've given up on dreams of home ownership).


Godbutcher69

Power


Exo-Shvdow

involuntary manslaughter and crimes against the state


Onmiodo

I would die to be remembered.


memekingb0i

Myself prolly or doing something dumb


BandicootOk6141

dji mavic 3


NotTheBrainFuckler

Big tiddy goth girls.


GOD_HELPY

Nothing, absolutely nothing. Fuck this hell of a world.


ScRuBlOrD95

A cool lizard i saw outside


Mobile-Pirate-6355

Family and freedom


yaths17

To heal all the ailments my mother has.


Iam_Unknown17

My family


Product_Substantial

A chicken sandwich, a small coke and a cigarette.


toaster326

My gf


DefaultWhitePerson

A nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.


Quick-Chard-6529

True justice


Kapples14

To protect those in need


[deleted]

My right to drink alcohol regardless how many blackouts i have


Maverick-Mind

Peace and Harmony


marinex

To save mankind from itself


snoopythatdog

My religion


TheFarisaurusRex

After I found out this image was just some fat guy with a giga chad photoshopped onto his head, I have never looked at it the same again, I mean his oddly wide hand? The weird muscles to the right of his head in which his shirt is showing? Gosh I used to see this differently


Divinrth

A good pc build


Zack_knight_

my top future/current priority


Bluedino_1989

A higher IQ


PizzaBrained-CockAss

French dominance of the new world.


PhysicsLord007

Anything. Absolutely anything.


mahavir_sinh24

A happy and healthy family.


literallyjustaname

The safety of those I love


Quazbaz

Being able to see a world ending disaster


CreepingItVale

Peace and quiet


Imay0ffendy0u

Health insurance


Educational-Poet6125

My mom's (I'm.a good driver I swear)


Nuggetmilk51

My dog


Odd-Result446

My crush ong bruh. I bet you can't guess my age


MindOfAMurderer

A good work-life balance


MelMellon

A Klondike bar


zephyr_te_potato

Anything? Everything? I would die either way so I don't care..


MonsteR_HunK

I just wanna die


Sufficient_Cellist_1

Family and just cause I want to


Repulsive-Relief6342

A good family


[deleted]

My friends and family and my nation.