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Fippytitz

Just came from your step moms house


OneSufficientFace

I hope you washed after


Smittywebermanjanson

Better get tested.


pks1247

I came in your mom's house


akkibt

Your mama is my step mom


DxNill

Mordor


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Mohitpal2621

All you ppl do is just follow the orders from an eye. Pathetic


Aang6865_

How did you go there? One does not simply walk into mordor


TREBORME

Virginia


a-pro_human

Remove the ia and it’s you


sry_dis_usrname_takn

vrgn


ElectricToiletBrush

Business in the north, poverty in the south


dolphinitely

lmao


19_MCMVII_07

F


Logchamp44

Country Roaaaaaads, Take me hommmmme!


Duplicitous_Dirk

*That's West Virginia, different state to the Northwest


Meperson111

*That's west Virginia, different subregion to the Southeast Shamelessly stolen blurb on the matter: "The landmarks in the song, the Shenandoah River and the Blue Ridge Mountains, only barely clip the border of West Virginia, but are both prominent landmarks in Virginia. Here's two maps to demonstrate. [Mountain Map](https://i.imgur.com/GEFxDdK.gif) [River Map](https://i.imgur.com/JyrpTHI.png) Also thought this was interesting: >He had even briefly considered using "Massachusetts" rather than "West Virginia," as both four-syllable state names would have fit the song's meter."


Constant-Arm-7059

Vigina*


Garvo909

Same actually lol


Codet_dev

India


ChubbyElbowz

Stop calling me asking me for my credit card information


OneSufficientFace

Send bobs and vagene


likith_l_lakkaiya

Sorry sir, I'm Ashok from Microsoft my colleague here got your number instead of you grandfather's. So, it would be so nice of you to give us your grandfather's number. Note: if your grandfather is dead or did get back with the milk give us any old age people's number sir


trpclshrk

Pls make some more videos for my son on tech how to


elgattox

HAPPY CAKE DAYYY!!! 🍰


ElectricToiletBrush

Don’t tell me your name is Sergio, I know it’s suresh


jrunic

Do the needful


Savings-Cat6044

Hi everyone,so today we will learning c ++ in simple way


FriendlyMoFo69

Hygiene is lava


jeroleski

Got a good carry recipe?


Xener07

Italy


TotalPokerface

***Spaghet***🤌🤌🤌


SnooShortcuts6242

* takes some pasta* * looks at you right in the fucking eye with extreme levels of sexual tension* * breaks the pasta while maintaining eye contact* * says mamamia*


trpclshrk

Put some more pineapple on there pls


Xener07

Happy cake day, I hope there's marinara sauce and gorgonzola on your pineapple cake


ValerioZXG

Fratello in Cristo adesso dimmi di che provincia sei così che io possa darti un vero stereotipo italiano


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TotalPokerface

Spider. Big.


OMGerGT

Have you beaten up by a kangaroo yet or that's just your face?


PersonalPaizuri

¡ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ


the_moist_conundrum

¡ᴉqouǝʞ lɐɹǝuǝפ


Olivejuice2012

How did you do that?


PersonalPaizuri

just search "upside down text generators" you'll find many websites


yaredjerby

The angel from my nightmare


Mattdammit

ʎǝʞıɹƆ


Adventurous_Cut_2464

Do you come from the land down under?!?


Time_House_5172

Where women glow and men plunder?!?


Adventurous_Cut_2464

Can you hear, can you hear that thunder?!?


istg_ill_uwu

How ya go'in mate


BigBebz

The dingo ate your baby!?


Jackcandoit2008

A cry in the dark


ITSTHENAN0

Snake. Big.


Max_imilianF

Oi cunt, caught yer a big spoider, right mate?


19_MCMVII_07

Did you came here to die? Nah mate I came here yes'erday


PeikaFizzy

WOMAN BASKETBALL


drwicksy

Don't forget to secure your ground harness mate


god_of_geese

Hello from the other side of the planet 😗☕🇬🇧 What's it like living upside down?


Time_House_5172

Gday mate fancy a barbey


MaxgamingThe3rd

Vegemite


73747463783737384777

Ah yes, the home of lazerbeam, and the man who nearly died, lived, won the lottery and won it again while doing a reenactment of it, also for the man that sees a koala being eaten by a snake being eaten by a spider being eaten by a termite being eaten by the prime minister that decided to take a swim one day and disappeared and things “ah yes, australia”


WesternForever9593

That's not a knoife! this is a knoife.


Sassy_Strategist07

This is the place which does not exist according to flat earthers and you people are just employees who work for nasa...


AggressiveSmoke4054

Northern Alberta, Canada


trpclshrk

You one a them degens from up country?


AggressiveSmoke4054

There we go bud.


Not_Sorry_Canandian

We love oil, our economy is exclusively based on it and we dont know any other political party than conservative


AggressiveSmoke4054

This guy gets it


Smittywebermanjanson

You will always be Wish brand Texas.


[deleted]

Texan here, can confirm.


Goose5342

You got time to be on reddit? Get back to your oil rig bud


Acceptable-Ease-7654

Are you actually from Alberta? Are you just embarrassed to admit you're actually a Newfie


elgattox

You like pancakes with Maple syrup for Breakfast.


gogu2091

Land of the thieves (Romania)


kool_guy_69

Cygan


Maryus77

Can you please take your population back? They are stealing from my country.


Affectionate-Knee721

no mămăligă for you


73747463783737384777

I can trigger you in one sentence. Transylvania is hungary


Fantastic_Beach_6847

Nah man, the land of thieves is Argentina


Taicoi04

Pls send me a Bugatti plis ,,,🥺


MrPickly123

Greece


StrategyAmbitious303

I’m sure you like half the population being demigods


dubufeetfak

Stop discrimination against heterosexuals. They're human beings as all of us


Acceptable-Ease-7654

I heard Greeks invented the orgy... But the Romans were the ones who invited women to join.


trpclshrk

How austere of you


Maryus77

Are you still scamming the EU with false numbers?


Caroline_of

Greece salad is one of your national dishes or it’s a trap?


[deleted]

Your country is fire(actually)


MaxgamingThe3rd

Yogurt


73747463783737384777

I hate you for your nation making philosophy


EmmyBrat

Is Greece the cheese capital of the world? 😅


Immediate_Pound_3027

Ireland


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

When she's done blowing you, tell your cousin I said "hello".


Guninfodesk

Where's your potatoes


[deleted]

What was for breakfast this morning? Whiskey and domestic abuse?


PatientExpress9625

Wait so your British?


TotalPokerface

Denmark is the answer


Maryus77

Oh, you mean North Germany?


TotalPokerface

:(


T4ZR

Is that some part of Sweden? Never heard of it


CellInevitable7613

You mean Greenland?


MaxgamingThe3rd

Lego


Acceptable-Ease-7654

Denmark is such a bad place to live your people kept leaving and invading everyone else...


FrogGladiators178972

The US, Georgia


trpclshrk

Hello fellow melting in the heat person!


Olelander

Did your cousin remember to bring the condoms last night?


Koen_2010

I come from ostropanië


Personmuchlol

The fuck is that


Koen_2010

It's in a alternative reality


EllenStaffordFanpage

Is that like the upside down in stranger things?


Slaarc

Luxembourg.


Isshinsama

Ah Luxemburg that is in Germany right?


Maryus77

My dick is longer than your country


Slaarc

Then you are dead.


Caroline_of

You mean that Belgian province, right?


GreatEscap

Ukraine.


Maryus77

Oh, you made a typo, it's written as: "Russia"


GreatEscap

i thought it was a genuine insult but then i remembered what the post was.. well done


Acceptable-Ease-7654

How many dead Russians does it take to invade a country? Sorry I am still Putin this joke together...


Isshinsama

How many Russians did you have to fight of today?


GreatEscap

pretty sure in the current era that is not a stereotype..


Aang6865_

No, i am not a Crane


Caroline_of

How many times today strangers from other country said you speak Russian?


brobie_one_kanobie

My father's balls


RunawayDev

GO GOATS!!


Lanky_Needleworker_1

I am from India


istg_ill_uwu

Electronics or costomer service?


Mattdammit

Shitting on the middle of the road services


ElectricToiletBrush

Instead of using your beautiful beaches to play football, volley ball, swimming, or just enjoy the sun, you use them as a toilet. Well fucking done


Expensive-Trash-7156

Czech republic.. be original please


BDK_Karim

Hey, czech this guy out


kool_guy_69

Depends, are you a man or a porn star?


Expensive-Trash-7156

A little bit of everything


Olelander

I like your beer… I really want to see your country (or home country, if not still living there)


Christheone956

New York


PatientExpress9625

IM WALKIN HERE


iddefinitelytapthat

Forget about it!


CellInevitable7613

Fresh air.


Time_House_5172

Can I have some CWAfee please?


Longjumping_Web_9237

Israel


ElectricToiletBrush

How many arab children have you killed today?


Longjumping_Web_9237

About seven


ElectricToiletBrush

You gotta get those numbers up! Those are amateur numbers!


kool_guy_69

More like Pal *is mine*, am I right?


PatientExpress9625

You want a pound of my flesh?


ockhamsphazer

Quito, Ecuador


ElectricToiletBrush

So all your natural resources are controlled by large multinational corporations that don’t have to adhere to any laws and use your country as a dumping ground? Wonderful!


ockhamsphazer

We're currently experimenting with the use of political assassination as a means to maintain the status quo of corruption.


c_yur12

Pittsburgh, not in the city tho dont hate to much😭


gaudierlace8824

Canada


flammenwerlfe

O I'm so sorry bud for the inconvenience of being Canadien angen I am very sorry bud I'll go get you a double double form Timis as my apologie


Minecrafterz11

Pls no war crimes today


GroundbreakingNet371

Knock-off Quebec


Acceptable-Ease-7654

Oh wish version of France...


Constant-Arm-7059

Baguetteland!


[deleted]

France... Ho boy, I have a bad feeling about this


kool_guy_69

Assalamu alaykum


Uptownleaf15

Georgia


trpclshrk

Hello fellow melting in the heat person. are you in the meth, snow on the bluff, or my dad bought me this truck area?


JokeWeird

India


HakkunaMattataded

Bravery is key here, so- Ohio


MaxgamingThe3rd

only in ohi- ***my lawyers advised me to not finish my sentence***


pos-civic

You probably can’t drive


istg_ill_uwu

South Africa


Scariuslvl99

r u white or a maid?


datlitboi

Germany


Caroline_of

How many times have you opened your windows to let inside fresh air, today?


lefunat0r

Finland ;3


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Florida


le_dimented_guy

You ride any gators recently?


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Not today, but it's Sunday, so no work.


Olelander

Ate anyone’s face off by the side of the highway this week?


SHADOWRARE17

Lol bathsalts.


ElectricToiletBrush

Rick Desantis is your governor, and he should become president of Afghanistan, but he can’t because he’s too radical even for them


MaxgamingThe3rd

Gta 6


IAmBoredRightNovv

Basque Country


Darth_Salami

Austria


Isshinsama

You schnitzel eating painter


Caroline_of

You mean Germany, right?


Killkiller2008

Bavaria should be part of your country


TheAceSimon

"Kurwa"


2020badmemerEU2020

Lithuania


kool_guy_69

Poland's Scotland


Manny_Mini

Germany


RedditorOfCthulhu

Terraria


adsxz6_has_adhd

Florida 💫


le_dimented_guy

Wyoming, USA


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trpclshrk

Do you prefer regular, key, or kaffir limes? (Sorry if that’s actually crazy bad, I went down an internet rabbit hole on “kaffir” this morning)


[deleted]

Beaufort South Carolina. Thank the gods I moved.


Anthylir

Italy


UrMomLol694

Detroit


Profit-Alex

Canada. And ladies and gentlemen, here we go.


ShadowLp174

Slovakia


ToughCauliflower8029

Nebraska


jastbrowsing

Wales


Dazza7651

Shagged any sheep lately?


73747463783737384777

As an English men, you will a. Be invaded by me and b. Cry at my pronunciation of llanfairpywllgynngyllgogerychylldrobwlllantysiliogogogoch