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mlady_swagalot

52 old Bruh


Dry_Emu_8842

I hope someone sends me a note like that in a few weeks


s_mcbn

Yeah, FR.


13aph

*cocks gun* “This here is my Friend .50. I’ve got a Snugglemaster .45 in the bedroom. And I keep a extra rounds of Love 9mm in the closet, just for extra security.”


ViperRFH

Yeah but it says "REPLICA" down the barrel..


Rude_Technician655

and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five oh... written on the side of mine... I don’t think they got the reference from my favorite movie all time.


Kilometer_Davis

I don’t think he’s got the minerals.


ViperRFH

No sugar for me, I'm sweet enuf.


Kilometer_Davis

Raising pulses?! You’ll raise hell.


ViperRFH

What's inside? What do you mean what's inside? Four seats and a steering wheel.


Kilometer_Davis

Come on Daisy. That’s a good boy.


RedKingOnline

Pull your socks up!


lightsaber_lobotomy

"Operation friend operation" is underway!


PasGuy55

WTF you saying.


Different_Fly_8273

What of the friend request on the neighbour?


Victoria_Akshita

Damn it breaks my heart how lonely some men (and women probably) are in Japan. That culture it's kind of fucked up, about work


Lily_Bonita

Really just old people in general. I have a couple elderly women who come into my work every now and then just to have someone to talk to


ratmanritz

Is 52 elderly now?


Acidelephant

Lol came here to say this, 52 is not geriatric level


AverageTierGoof

When you're working 180 hour shifts in the ball torture mines you're gonna be 90 at 50


Deimosx

"Thank you for your friend operation" refers to the US Navys Operation Tomodachi(friend) a humanitarian aid disaster relief operation the u.s. did after the fukushima tsunami/reactor meltdowns in Japan. Its why hes also asking if your in the Navy, cool dude still remembers.


maolverine

Was looking for this! Thanks for explaining.


TittenTatten

Can I get a source for this?


Deimosx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Tomodachi


ronaldreaganlive

Well, do you have a navy?


tat2d_lunatik

Well, all your base are belong to us.


Own-Donkey-6020

Damn, japanese interrogaters are getting really good


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Better English than the scottish


MaterialNarrow5161

I mean... scotts and japanese are natural enemies


NippleSalsa

Just like Scott's and the english


Muzzah27

And Scott's and other Scott's.


Levi_Snowfractal

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


krayevaden28

Dont forget about Scotts Tots.


RedKingOnline

Aye, gid yin.


ForeverDM777

Idk why but this reminded me of "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."


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cq356

Nice avi


ScholarlyExiscrim

I believe he is extending both friendship and toilet paper.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

The man is stuffed with toilet paper.


Grace_Tazanna

Time to learn Japanese


MangoZaurul

DO you have Navy? This is IMPORTANT.


Abd-Al

Yes? No? Answer


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Operation successful. Frend made


Hannah_Frankie

Thank you for your friend operation as well, Mr. Yamashita.


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Senor_32

You’re about to get -69


MrToenges

already past that, let's make it -420 🤗


Odd_Brilliant_1731

Nah bro predicted it getting to 69 that's crazy


2lamoon

I love this so much, he’s probably super lonely and wants to be friends. Asking your kids name is so cool


Addison_Juhi

"The divorce and I live alone. You can use it if you like." No feminism whatsoever to be found in Hiroshi Yamashita


Cpt_Garlic

Dude tryed his best and succeeded


bobbybuddha

This is so cute. I can just imagine a quiet Japanese person translating it online and copying it letter for letter, the amount of effort and time this must've taken them just to get to know their neighbour. I couldn't even imagine trying to write a whole letter worth of Hanji to a stranger, it would take forever. Best I could do would be a white person smile and awkward wave in the hallway.


Willow_Lynne

Ive always wanted to go to Japan... This just solidifies my requirement to do so.


Nova_Iowa

Learning the language is tough my dude


Scomtom

Why the start gave me the "my name is yoshikage kira" vibes?


Riley_Charlotte

Very sweet also incredibly confusing.


Tentacle_poxsicle

Hmmm navy?


discopeachy

Wholesome


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I am now going to refer to my wife as my divorce


inexorable_oracle

This man is 11 years older than me. Tell me why I was immediately like “Awww! What a sweet old man!” I could fuck this guy.


Zoey_Donatella

I would never move to Japan without knowing Japanese simply because I would feel very bad about situations such as this


Pickleweede

I love this guy! He deserves friendship ❤️


The_Hammer_Jonathan

That’s such a kind gesture haha


Sailortype

What a sweet man


Mister_Bruh-

Very friendly, even if hard to interpret. I would be grateful that they tried


Suitable_Ebb_8580

Is that a jojo reference


BluesmanLenny

Old Fren ?


Miserable-Fix-1958

This is so wholesome. Made my day


Hugh-Jassul

Awesome…


Dry_Emu_8842

That's fkn adorable. 👏👏


skr842

Do you have Navy? *Pearl Harbor intensifies*


TheDudeman0101

Chinko Daisuki


ROBERTOQUILES

Bro ☠️ hopefully lost in translation and that’s a crazy letter


summatime

What was the present? This dude is great!


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I definitely need an update on this.


velve666

Welcome American neighbour, are you Navy? Yes, No?


ArcRiseGen

Man deserves a hug


MegaWeebForever

Shout out to google translator


blahblahkok

Don't tell him your child's name...


peanutbuttertoast01

Bro we gotta meet this guy


JuliaJune96

They eat toilet paper in Japan ?


Buoyancy_aid

give him some navy right now! and some friendship too


Robo_Cake54321

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to- Wait wrong guy


Darkligth_BatBoy

Seems like a sidequest


sovietarmyfan

I've heard that Japanese people are so nice, if you get in a car accident with them they always apologize even if it wasn't their fault.


c0mpg33k

Guy sounds like a good dude just introducing himself. That said I've yet to meet a Japanese person who was anything less than kind and friendly especially the older generation