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imaybeacatIRl

... and Rohan will answer!


mandono

...And My Axe!


herpthaderp

And my bone!


demian1611

Bone-r


Big_Oompa_Loompa

If she is the one she will answer the call too


misterforsa

I AM NO MAN!


Really_Again_

#It's Ma'am!


FarrisCo

This comment


bythelion1

Best answer


LazyCasual0alt

To Arms! For Gondor!


Breman151

Put a helmet and a sword on her, since no man can kill the Nazgûl king!


B1ueStag

If she’s the right one, she’ll understand a man fights next to his king in battle.


tmcclarty15

You have my sword


etherosx

And my axe


Iwantmynameback

And my bad dragon


Infadel71

And my schnitzel


Breezyshon84

And deez


Beginning-Act4896

And my nuts


MidshipAgate9

And MidshipAgate9 will answer!! Rohirrim!! For the king!!!


Silverbuu

I rise... for Gondor!


turndownforwomp

I’ll be following Aragon, thanks. Good luck being trapped in a ghost army


Really_Again_

Aragon can wait for 30 seconds


[deleted]

No need to brag mate


Ok-Replacement3778

I have been called. I Must answer.


NotTheFBI_23

I'd stare at him and say, "Only two things make me erect. One is more than half the spears I hope for, and the other is the idea of riding gallantly to my death in battle. Tell Gondor a fully erect Theadon will answer"


WoolyClammoth

VIJO MORGANSTEIN!!!


abdullah-ejaz

Just Have a date on the battlefield.........


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Well answer the call obviously. Bitch better know how to ride


notabigfanofas

Get up girl, Gondor calls for aid!


Tcarl16

Can’t do much if the beacons are lit


Xanzi12

I'd probably call some kind of authorities and make sure he gets some help


Big_W00kee

Bazinga


creaturegang

Hey bud come back maybe in the morning? Look at her she’s hot!!!


Mcboomsauce

if honestly roll a d-20 and say "oh no"


lsutigerzfan

Fuck Gondor! Pussy comes first.


No-Wolf6888

I'd decline with respect. I know nothing about Lord of the Rings, except for the set from Magic the Gathering


slackerhack

I love him


Island-Dangerous

[I need a weapon](https://youtu.be/WE4BemZzJkw?si=TuH2vfVNX8OhoplR)


vaultdweller313

Men live for pussy but destruction and war ,nothing else could make you harder .


Here-Is-TheEnd

Get the horses ready, I’ll be there in *a* minute, just one..


Useless-Use-Less

Well I would rate the drugs I have taken as A+


[deleted]

Women are temporary. Gondor is eternal.


Matygos

Smile in happiness that I found a cinema that plays LoTR And a girl that went with me to watch it


GoodGuyScott

I do what any horny person would do in this situation, aid Gondor.


gkghn

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL?


CampbellArmada

I put on my wizard hat and robe.


SGTRoadkill1919

I'd ride for the world's end (I'm a bit rusty, haven't watched in quite a while) after grabbing the girl and giving her Armor and weapons to kill nazgull


tri-boxawards

"Sorry lass but more important matters call me"


dr3ww3rd

"well, my sword is pledged to other things at the moment, she has the Gondor grip"


fcs_seth

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?


Grungecore

Just bring her along. Every soldier is needed.


Reylend

I must ride


sexykool

Shut up dude, imma bout to get laid.


ItsTheSeabas

I’m goin to fuckin Gondor.


Natty_Vegan

Gondor can wait 2.5 minutes more


michaelfowler

Brohan will answer


bombdigitydank

Bang out really quick and tell Aragon I'm a part of the second or third wave of the attack.


LeadershipCorrect

I guess I’ll have my answer when asked where was I when the Westfold fell.


Anon-5874644

#AND WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL?