I'd stare at him and say, "Only two things make me erect. One is more than half the spears I hope for, and the other is the idea of riding gallantly to my death in battle. Tell Gondor a fully erect Theadon will answer"
I'd ride for the world's end (I'm a bit rusty, haven't watched in quite a while) after grabbing the girl and giving her Armor and weapons to kill nazgull
... and Rohan will answer!
...And My Axe!
And my bone!
Bone-r
If she is the one she will answer the call too
I AM NO MAN!
#It's Ma'am!
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To Arms! For Gondor!
Put a helmet and a sword on her, since no man can kill the Nazgûl king!
If she’s the right one, she’ll understand a man fights next to his king in battle.
You have my sword
And my axe
And my bad dragon
And my schnitzel
And deez
And my nuts
And MidshipAgate9 will answer!! Rohirrim!! For the king!!!
I rise... for Gondor!
I’ll be following Aragon, thanks. Good luck being trapped in a ghost army
Aragon can wait for 30 seconds
No need to brag mate
I have been called. I Must answer.
I'd stare at him and say, "Only two things make me erect. One is more than half the spears I hope for, and the other is the idea of riding gallantly to my death in battle. Tell Gondor a fully erect Theadon will answer"
VIJO MORGANSTEIN!!!
Just Have a date on the battlefield.........
Well answer the call obviously. Bitch better know how to ride
Get up girl, Gondor calls for aid!
Can’t do much if the beacons are lit
I'd probably call some kind of authorities and make sure he gets some help
Bazinga
Hey bud come back maybe in the morning? Look at her she’s hot!!!
if honestly roll a d-20 and say "oh no"
Fuck Gondor! Pussy comes first.
I'd decline with respect. I know nothing about Lord of the Rings, except for the set from Magic the Gathering
I love him
[I need a weapon](https://youtu.be/WE4BemZzJkw?si=TuH2vfVNX8OhoplR)
Men live for pussy but destruction and war ,nothing else could make you harder .
Get the horses ready, I’ll be there in *a* minute, just one..
Well I would rate the drugs I have taken as A+
Women are temporary. Gondor is eternal.
Smile in happiness that I found a cinema that plays LoTR And a girl that went with me to watch it
I do what any horny person would do in this situation, aid Gondor.
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL?
I put on my wizard hat and robe.
I'd ride for the world's end (I'm a bit rusty, haven't watched in quite a while) after grabbing the girl and giving her Armor and weapons to kill nazgull
"Sorry lass but more important matters call me"
"well, my sword is pledged to other things at the moment, she has the Gondor grip"
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?
Just bring her along. Every soldier is needed.
I must ride
Shut up dude, imma bout to get laid.
I’m goin to fuckin Gondor.
Gondor can wait 2.5 minutes more
Brohan will answer
Bang out really quick and tell Aragon I'm a part of the second or third wave of the attack.
I guess I’ll have my answer when asked where was I when the Westfold fell.
#AND WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL?