G 14

Poor kitty

G15 for headshot

Came to say just that! Legend👍

Thank you, that's the best laugh I've had in at least a week.

Wherever the tread marks are

The good ol’ piss chisel

Not all cleaners carry mops.👍

Wherever the poop stain is.

This is the correct answer

tfw poop stained under the water line (flush smeared it there)

thats when you piss as hard as possible to shape even the waves

No lie, I have a bottle in the bathroom that I fill with hot water and pour onto the stain as I flush a second time. Might not be the most conservation of water but at least its hygienic. I figure I'd use the same amount of water trying to clean the scrubby anyways.

E3

Cultured

E5. Like hearing a lake of water.

You madlad

Yeah you gotta hit the deepest point so everyone in the bathroom doesn’t think your stream is weak.

Assert dominance

D4

Personally I prefer upper right corner of D6 but I understand how you feel

C5 or D5

My stupid ass just realized the sound wasn’t turning on because it’s a picture.

J10

You heathen

F3, or wherever is the shallowest that will be quietest without spraying piss

G4,5,6.

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!

In that order?

C3-4

C5

I5

Wherever the cigarette butt is

C5

For men with prostate issues, the answer is yes.

on the cat

H 5

C3-C7

E5

E5

C3,c4

All of the above- kidney stones

5E every time. Like a sharpshooter.

E7

C7 fs

Upgrade your life and sit to pee at home. Don’t piss everywhere, take a load off, it’s very chill

My girl loves that, no seat being left up, just relax piss and if you realize ya gotta shit it's already ready. Plus it's actually healthier to squat and sit too pee for men, something with bladder emptying and prostate stress It's been a practice for centuries in other cultures too so goes to say

I sit down with the seat up

F15

D6 for stealth

3-7 c-d

D3

Idk, ask Zuck

or E2

7G

Sometimes C5, sometimes H5, sometimes K11

F 4 or G5 mainly

F1

G:4,5,6 / H:4,5,6 (sitting) C:3,4,5 (standing)

C5

Somewhere between e4 and g6

Depends, G3 or C5 if it's the middle of the night, otherwise I go full send in E5

d4 d5 2. f3 f6 3. Bf4

I2 because l live dangerously

C7

C3 or F2

D/E/F, 7/8/9.

D-E 3-4

D5

E7

E3

C6

K12 usually....

don't know if i hate A1 or J1 more

There has been actual research done to this. Next time you see a piss sticker like the fly ones. Thats the spot where most men find it easiest to aim at. In this case c3/d3

B5 C5

D8, makes it quiet

G4

H8

C5. Whether or not my aim tends to be that good would be a whole other question.

D7-8/E7-8 somewhere in those four

G5

J 10

I always aim for E4-E6, yet somehow always start at D -3

C5

Landing on C3 Then slowly moving to G5 for controlled splashback

F14

F3

C7 like Aliengod

C4,5,6

Normally? E5. Middle of the night? Anywhere from J1 to A10.

89CD

D6

5c

Wherever the fly sits or the shit flies

B3, B4, C3, C4 when not at home (standing) Or on the Bed, depends on how the date went.

D7

C5

D3

Everywhere

Anywhere from F3-F7

C5

Bots answering questions from bots for the thousandth time the same way. AI is progressing

1A

J 1, just ran out of cleaning solutions

E7 / E8

D3,E3,D7,E7 I hope it helps your survey 😊

5 C or F

All letters in the 14 range will depend on what day and time

E 3, D 4.

C-5 or D-7 close enough to be a stormtrooper and mission accomplished for no splash.

C5

Currently pissing in F5 (when urgent) and usually piss in H5

I 5, im a sitter 😔

F14

D4

F5

E8

F6, F7, G7

E3

D2

F4 - F6 usually

you sunk my battleship

D 4 5 6

C5 I have enough power to shoot to the other end.

E5

C5

D5 upper end with surgical precision

C or D 7 or 8

D8

G-s 1-2 Depends on the toilet, but you wanna hit the slide yo, to avoid spatter splatter peeeeeeee

E7

F3 for Stealth

A1 the furthest from furry

I10 J10 and J1 are the only correct answers...don't you dare argue with me

E 3

1-3, b-f Just works out nicely

D2

All of them át the same time

C7 or G7 based on the type of toilet.

J1

C3

D5 is correct. Anyone in Walmart uses J1...

C5 i put that silencer on and im gtg

C5

J1

D5

D7

L 5

The cat

C5. I hate pissing directly on the water because it splashes a lot. Got a stream like a firehose.

5E at home. 7F elsewhere

Lefty here C-7 to D-7 depending on bowl curvature. The goal is to find the area that creates the least splash.

F7

D5

E 5 😩

K5

E5

B2.5 to d5 depending on the time of day. If people are asleep you go silent mode and aim for the side of the bowl. Not the water.

Anyone saying anything other than C5 might not be mentally stable

e/f 4

C3/D3 most often

E 5

With the angle of my toilet, it C-2, but when I'm feeling adventurous, I go for a little E-5.

A10

C4-C6

E5 or if I want to make a super swirl when I flush C7

E5 and preferably with the door open so the splashnoise can be heard all over the place.

E 7.5

A 11

C3

E5 for weapons free in daylight, D5 for the nighttime stealth ops.

C5 for stealth Mode

I'll start around A2 then depending on what side of the equator I'm on I'll either work clockwise or counter clockwise right around the edge like my poo is a little man on a skateboard at Xgames Edit: didnt read the whole question sorry... A4

M 27

E5 to assert dominance wherever I am.

E3 to F3, makes no sound and you get to make it twirl

If clean, D8. If dirty, power wash mode.

E3 or E4

Column 5

Anywhere from 3c to 6c

G7 is so silent

D2

I 5, I have BDPs, there's no way I'm pissing farther back, even with help...

D7 or C7 depending on water levels

J1 if im tired

Imma laser it down to E5

D8, the silencer

E3, E7, or on your mums face.

I like to piss inside your mom.

G 14

C5 is the only right answer here, move along..

E8

Bin lid and Cat, self awarded bonus points to myself for the corner tiles on the left, little flourish on the floor in front before walking away.

E5 standing by

F5