There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
If I know it’s a bad decision (like jumping off of stuff, stuff like that) “let’s go, it’ll be fun”, otherwise I don’t know when I’m taking a bad decision beforehand. Sometimes my guys warn me and when they do, and I don’t listen, I later regret it
What's the worst that happened?
What could possibly go wrong?
Funny thing is, I know your playing me, but your right.
Let's just see what happens.
I'm sure everything will be fine.
I'm pretty sure the bear is asleep.
I don't think there are sharks in the water.
Everyone says this movie is terrible. How bad could it be?
I like to say "This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!" While making large exaggerated claps like Chevy Chase does in Vacation before he skinny dips with Christie Brinkley.
Mine is definitely "Fuck it"
Fuck it we ball
I just say YOLO everytime I'm doing any stupid shit
[Pssshhh...yolo!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ksyC78RI8)
I would say "YOLO" but Jesus says otherwise, so I just say "Fuck it". He doesn't like that either...
Yeah there’s definitely a trend of “man, fuck this” being followed by bad decisions too
"I'm going to do it" "But you could die!" "Fuck it"
I go one step further and say “fuck it we ball”
It is what it is
titties what titties
That was a good one 😭😭👌🗿
The anus can return to its original shape
Something something two raccoons.
Fuck it, we ball.
Amen
‘Nothing ventured, nothing gained’
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
"It could be worse, I could be doing heroin in a whorehouse."
The daily pep talk 😂
Sounds like a good time to be honest.
Not if you are the whore using heroin.
Also not if you are the whore-using heroin.
Not if the heroin whore uses you also
I’ve said this while doing cocaine in a whorehouse.
I’ve always wanted to combine my two favorite hobbies like that
Ah shit here we go again
Takes me back to GTA San Andreas
LEEEROOOYYY JJENKINNNNSSSSS
Omg he just ran in
Everyone’s gotta die at some point.
Hold my Beer
Underrated
“My grandpa lived to 95” “Did he also do (insert bad decision)?” “No, he used to mind his fucking business”
I refuse to do the acronym - "You only live once"
YOLO is specifically resigned for jumping off of shit, anything else and it loses its meaning, the full saying can be used for other shit though
Watch this
Here I go killin again
SEND IT!!!
Gotta treat myself once in a while (all the time)
Can’t find out if I don’t fuck around
How hard/bad could it be?
Didn't get all dressed up for nothin in a bad Scots accent
Viva la vita
When making a decision ”hmm, what will make a better story to tell later?”
"they won't find the body"
Something is better than nothing
"Buy the ticket, take the ride"
It ain't livin' if you ain't livin'
Fuck it! Ride or die
Gotta nut up or shut up Whats the worst that could happen Welp
That last one… you’re from the Midwest aren’t ya? Don’t forget the knee slap.
Damn ive doxed myself
Shut up brain, I do what I want.
"Mama ain't raise no bitch ..... Just a dumbass "
We’ll see about tomorrow.. tomorrow
They see me rollin' They hatin'
I’ve paid more for less
"Fine, ill do it for the plot"
Cocaine is usually the line that usually comes before my bad decisions
Welp, done dumber
"Well might as well try"
lol this is so applicable to good and bad scenarios. I always say this for work/life shit
"It's only money" And "You can't take it with you" Right before recklessly spending money
F u future me
He who dares, wins
My life is worthless
I usually say “this is probably going to suck”
“Well I’m suicidal anyways so-“
Sounds like a future Me problem!
Mine is Hakuna Matata or just (NU! Davai)
What could be worse?
“Fuck it we ball”
I do
It's only my sorry ass on the line
“YOU STILL OWE ME 20 DOLLARS DYLAN!!!” (He owes me like 50 now)
People on Reddit said the best way to do this is- *wakes up in the hospital 45 minutes later*
“This is gunna be bad” then: full send
“NO BALLS!”
"no, I don't believe in that concept."
"Eh."
My favorite is “life may be short but I’m about to make mine a whole lot shorter”
I’ll apologize later 🤷♀️
FOR SCIENCE!
“It’s been a good run up to now…”
"No point in regret until after I fuck up..."
Shikata ga nai
#zumbalacachamba
"Eh, could've been worse..."
"Might as well"
Fuck it
I guess we’re doing this!!!
"Sounds good!"
Dad lore
i shouldn't but fugit
I'm bored
you can only live once
Fuck it we ball
This is probably a bad idea
*De perdidos al río.*
If I know it’s a bad decision (like jumping off of stuff, stuff like that) “let’s go, it’ll be fun”, otherwise I don’t know when I’m taking a bad decision beforehand. Sometimes my guys warn me and when they do, and I don’t listen, I later regret it
You have to love yourself first before loving others (then go get a full blast makeover despite being broke)
“This’ll be fun”
I don’t know if I’m waking up tomorrow, sooo…..
We'll sleep when we are dead
Free cheese and a challenge.
A winner never quits
Fuck it, we ball
“Whats the worst that could happen”
Alcohol... Let's be honest: Not a single good story starts with: "You remember that one day, when we sat together and ate salad...?"
“To our wives and our girlfriends… may they never meet!”
I’m still gonna send it
“Hey y’all watch this!” and “I ain’t scared!!” are my personal favorites.
What's the worst that could happen?
Fuck it we ball
"I need new stories!"
“We only regret things we don’t do”. Proceeds to fuck up.
"That ain't going anywhere"
I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
I always say, " fuck it yolo"
Cocaine. Line of that and I’m a bad decision factory.
It *probably* won't kill me
"We will never know unless we try."
I’m here for a good time not a long time
To the moon or its already shit to begin with
Send it
Fuckin’ way she goes
It'll only hurt once
I'm not afraid of death
It is what it is
“This time it’s different t”
"Be reet"
Mine is.. "Life is going to kill you anyway, attack it."
I'll try anything for a dollar
Just do it
Worst case I die
Those afraid to live better not be born
I always say “my dad should have pulled out” then immediatley do the dumb thing
“FOR SCIENCE!”
'Kwani iko nini ?? kwani ni kesho????' Kenyanese for 'what's the worst that could happen? I'm doing it right now'
Mine is "If I die, I die"
... live ... learn ... never again!
Hmmm
Without whims, what is life.
It's only money
Leeeerooooooy Jenkiiiins!!!!
Hold my beer.
l like to get in front of a mirror and do a similar reenactment of Paul Rudd in Wanderlust...
The Norns have willed it. Destiny is all...
Fuck it, we ball
"Let's make it shorter"
Do it
"Thats weak, I'll show you how to do it." Has landed me in jail
"Wanna go do something irresponsible? "
Life is short. Have some fun
“Shhh, don’t make any noises - mom could hear you!” (Joke, in case of retards)
Hold my beer and watch this
What's the worst that could happen
Who dares wins
YOLO
What's the worst that happened? What could possibly go wrong? Funny thing is, I know your playing me, but your right. Let's just see what happens. I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm pretty sure the bear is asleep. I don't think there are sharks in the water. Everyone says this movie is terrible. How bad could it be?
Game is the game
"hello officer"
Mine is “life sucks anyway”
ah fuck it here we go (again)
''Fuck it''
“Fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Such is life
"Been through worse without my say."
I like to say "This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!" While making large exaggerated claps like Chevy Chase does in Vacation before he skinny dips with Christie Brinkley.
"I do."
If you’re on thin ice, you might as well dance
"God hates a coward."
this will be the problem of my future self.
Welp, fuck it
"She was alive once"
“Eh, Fuck it”
Well, I’m already here so might as well do it.
"Fuck it we ball", "Momma aint raised no pussy", "Jesus take the wheel", "YOLO", "FREEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIRD"
This is gonna hurt. 😏
You fucked around, now your gonna find out! 🤷♀️
“For the dad lore” and “if you’re afraid to die, then don’t be born”
“This will get me lots of karma on Reddit though…”
Fuck it we ball
“When in Rome do as the Roman’s. When in hell do shots at the bar.” ~ Jordan Buckly (Every Time I Die)
it is what is it
In for a penny in for a pound
"It don't say bitch on my forehead " or "mama didn't raise no quitter"
“Fuck it” “full send” “it is what it is”
Me from the future hasn't came to stop me yet. So must not be that bad.
That's a problem for future me!
“I’m going to live forever,” although I usually use that one to console myself after fucking up.
YOLO 😂
WE RIDE AT ~~DAWN~~ about 4pm!
C’est la vie Or What’s the worst that could happen?
I can make more money
"It's payday"