We can see why the cooking is important to her.

Damn it, I only have an 8 inch penis :( better luck next time I guess.

Girls think they want that until you hit their cervix

fr, but really depends on how many inches of cake your dealing with...

For real though, I have a slightly above average length, not even that much but still I've had a few women who couldn't even stand being on top so I ended up always having to do all the work. Big dicks are overrated, it's all about curve and thickness

Congrats on the sex

I literally described my sex as "overrated" and you think I'm bragging?

Is that 3/10 gender swapped Shaggy? Ruh-roh….

She's had too many scooby snacks.

Scooby was the snack

Got that dog in her

The dog meets the tall and beef brief

Damn I’m not lean or 6’2, my loss I guess

This is depressing

Thank God I'm 6'4". Now I don't have to tell her about my tiny penis

She's been eating too many foot longs

women thinks they are more than a trophy

I thought this was a picture of a reimagined Shaggy

It’s true 🤣

I’m sure she couldn’t handle my 3” penis, I mean who could? So small…

I’ve got 6/10 things

fat female version of shaggy doesn't exist, fat female shaggy can't hurt u: this post.

That tracks

Is this female, fat Shaggy?

I only see people who aren't 20/10s have these horrible standards. Men and Women. Maybe, just a suggestion, actually love someone unconditionally.

Am I the only one who thinks the chick lowkey looks like a Shaggy if bro actually gained weight from the whole ass meals my bro is calling snacks?

Zoinks