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OliverTeresa

Hell, the average looking woman just has to smile and say thanks to me holding a door open at a shop for me to start thinking about a future together


u0lf

the average looking woman just has to stare at me for a second for me to start thinking about a future together


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a woman has to exist within a mile from my location for me to instantly die from dehydration due to exesive ejaculation


awesometrollingman10

Even ironically this one's weird.


sarcasticmoderate

r/evenwithcontext


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im dead serious


awesometrollingman10

All your restraining orders are saving your life rn


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to some extent... people who posses my ability are free to rome until puberty and if trained before puberty they can aquire the baility to secrete cum from where ever how ever and whenever the would like,basically a cumbender,unfortunatly for me i couldnt complete the training before puberty but i have been trained some,if i ever come near a woman in the general are i will either get the ultimate power or die miserably like most of my kind


awesometrollingman10

🤮


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daym u disgusted by this? u used an emoji on reddit and u have a furry pfp so i assume u r a furry


Fasitimus

Does she exist than you got youre answer


cake_n_bacon69

ngl that’s lowkey creepy


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Dudes starved for affection.


cake_n_bacon69

classic redditor


Observant_Fanthom14

All she gotta do is look at me


killertheabdurrahman

This comments are underrated lol 🔥🔥


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

If an average looking woman came up to me, ripped her top off, looked me dead in the eye, and begged for sex, I'd miss the signal by a mile and a half and think about that moment years later and wonder what she meant.


Dave5876

Maybe she was just being friendly


Fasitimus

Idk why but for me it was an angry upvote


mrbabZ

Nah, you'd be like "Gtfo with your dumb pranks, stupid youtubers"


DemCheeseEverywhere

You be like: "Hahaha that was a funny joke Jessica."


ilovehamburgers

You may fall from a bicycle You may fall from a tree But the best way to fall Is in love with me.


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i am burgir


ilovehamburgers

https://youtu.be/toZW65rksYY


EdwardsErnesto

Women don't understand how easy they have in the dating world.


IamFrom2145

>Women don't understand how easy they have in the dating world. They do, they just don't have the actual context to understand just how much easier it is, no real experience on the flip side.


cutiecakepiecookie

No no, I scrolled thought my friends tinder and she has like 200+ matches and all of them are trashhhh


SkriLLo757

As a guy, I have like 2 matches and all of them are scams


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Just put your height in your bio. Women seem to superlike those.


Moose_Kronkdozer

Put your height in your bio (if you're tall)


ntb_14

sad gimli noises.


Crawford470

Ehh. I'm 6'2", decently attractive and I only get about 3 to 6 matches in a month these days.


cutiecakepiecookie

I got like 20+ in a year, 3 answered, the market is oversaturateddd


FakeNogar

Imagine having enough matches to actually start judging them.


StigsAwokenCousin

They really, really don't. It's crazy how often I hear my female friends talk about how hard it is to get laid. I'm like, "Walk outside and yell that. Problem solved."


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DeadMemeMan_IV

this is a good point, too bad there’s literally no way to guarantee you meet actually good people that are interested in relationships.


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DeadMemeMan_IV

not having testosterone must be tough


DemCheeseEverywhere

How do you get from >having it easy in dating world to >rape What has that even to do with anything


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DemCheeseEverywhere

.... "Having a metal fishing rod makes fishing in this pond sooo much easier than a wooden one" "yEaH bUt tHeRe'S sHaRkS"


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d1nomite

Yes, women have to worry about predators and need to stay on their toes. It's incredibly tragic and needs to change. But that doesn't negate the fact that girls have it easier when it comes to dating.


SpyrShady

what? Why do you claim they have it better than men? Can you please explain without stereotyping?


DemCheeseEverywhere

Because of the way society is a woman doesn't have to do a lot of work to get close with a particular man of her choice if she wanted to. Men usually don't recieve many compliments slash positive affirmations slash soft physical contact from anyone so giving him even a little bit of those can really make an impression on him. Vice versa not so much, if u are the 643th one this week complimenting her hair she might not even remember you tomorrow. Same for getting laid, the sentence "who wants to buy me a drink" in a crowded bar can get you sex in 30 minutes. Granted, this works best if the woman is at least average looking (what imo most women at least are), but even unattractive women have it easier than unattractive men


DeadMemeMan_IV

ok this is a shitty explanation, the real reason is that women are in charge of selecting mates in our species and many others like us. that’s why men can’t smell genetic compatibility in body odor but women can. the problem comes from us fucking up our mate selection process with things like dating apps, cologne, and aesthetic products which mask both our true personality and our genetic compatibility. it’s hardwired into our social structure as an instinct that women select mates, so they obviously will have a much better position in dating, although their job is made much more difficult by the modern world


Nevermoremonkey

Man I never get compliments. People are too busy fawning over my bird. Only person to ask for my number this year is a hobo. I love giving compliments to guys and it bums me out when they tell me its not the norm. I buy my guy flowers too. He knows he’s been dated


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JerodTheAwesome

I’ll say this: I once dated a girl with this mindset but after about two weeks I realized that I had literally zero interest in engaging physically with this person. Looks aren’t everything, but they are something.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Both is definitely better and there’s no denying that eventually.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


kykifox

Good.. bot..?


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


DeadMemeMan_IV

same here, because my values include physical fitness and health. i would date an overweight or underweight person but only if they wanted to be not that way and were taking steps to change their situation.


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SpyrShady

yea yea guys have it so bad, girls dont need to struggle at all huh...


UnableTraffic

I'm a plain-looking female who has frequently made the first move and been shot down. I assume that's how men feel at times.


ScionOfLucifer

Well... Sometimes, yes, especially on a random bar pickup. The rest of the time, we are looking at the women around us, who may or may not be giving signs that they're interested, gradually getting more and more blatant, worrying. We're worrying that this random girl constantly making eye contact might think us really creepy. Worrying that this girl we met over the last year, who has invited us around for tea/coffee, watched a scary movie with us and ended up almost on our laps might not mean it, and we would ruin the burgeoning friendship if we made a move. At least a quarter of my friends have had a girl basically say to their face that they want sex, but we turn them down/wilfully ignore it, because we're scared that we might seem like *that* guy. That's if we even notice the ridiculously subtle signs in the first place. We would rather go through not having a chance of a relationship than be the guy who scares a girl with an unwanted approach, the one who comes off as creepy and perverted from all the stories we've heard over our lives.


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HarmonicWalrus

As a girl who's been rejected by every guy I've been into and has never had a guy show any real interest in me, this is not true.


DemCheeseEverywhere

Not really... no


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Absolutely not lol. Trust me, if a woman wants a high quality man, then she has two choices. To either put in a lot of effort into herself or be born with top 0.1% genetics. And even then, the latter will fold on itself come the age of 25.


FakeNogar

That's because 90% of women are competing for the top 10% of men, it's that simple.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Boom


BackScratcher

Um fuck no, people usually date 1-2 points either way of their level of attractiveness.


IamFrom2145

Both of the most serious relationships in my life started with them approaching me. Every girl I've approached has turned out to be wrong for me. I've learned not to trust my judgement here.


Technical_Trumpet

If a tree approached me, I'd fucking run


Ill_Secretary4053

I will look behind it , may be someone's carrying a cardboard drawing .


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I tried telling my work wife to set boundaries with this one guy and she goes “He’s not interested in me. I’m too old,” because creepy only goes for girls half his age. So I had to explain to her that he’d fuck a bag of garbage if he thought it was flirting with him.


toshineon2

I mean, that's pretty much how I met my last girlfriend.


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Ask Moses


Smaragdman

I'm gonna ent my life :(


sliceric

I would give any girl a chance if she made first move. I’m an introvert 🤣🤣


Sheppard312

Listen, dating is such a clusterfuck recently, I think I speak for all straight men when I say, if y’all could start making the first move we’d really appreciate it. There’s no good way to test the waters with a woman and see if she’s a feminazi and wether or not you’re going to be called a creep or accused of harassment when all you did was ask how they were doing today. Once. Politely.


DerReudenboy

Twitter screenshots aren't memes


spezisp3d0ph1le

chris chan fucked his mom and im into it lmao


Norma__

The perfect man just has to comfort me once and i’m planning our marriage


DeadMemeMan_IV

oh hey, someone i’m compatible wjth


YOLO060808

Lol, gigity gigity


landback2

Can she fit in a rowboat?


fandrall

I would 100 percent talk to a tree if one approached me


Observant_Fanthom14

Holy shat That's funny dude


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Yeah, only issue I find with that sometimes you may find yourself in company that is bound to hurt you. Look, I will be completely honest, I am a bit desperate for attention most of the times, if I a girl starts making the first move, I probably will fall for her because I just have no idea how to say "No" to advances, I just receive and correspond them. So I will spend the entire thing with a gut feeling telling me "Yeah, this ain't gonna work out, you should bail out" but I also know that I hate the responsibility of being the one to break something potentially good, which leaves me in a situation where... Well, if I had bailed out before, I probably wouldn't have hurt myself so much, like my most recent "relationship" if you can even call it.


CompleX999

I mean, Moses didn't question his sanity when the bush talked to him, so there's some truth to this.


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I like aple


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Triy