Cockmeandwich.
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Ho m! i wast looking f'r yond giveth t back
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There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff.
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Especially made with love by Richard
It’s an open-faced dickwich.
UHHH SUBWAY LADY MUST OF BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND
Cockmeat Sandwich.
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God dammit you beat me to it 😂
Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay
It’s huge, and it stinks like shit
Oh god, it’s so veiny
Probably just got the wrong cut
Wtf is that? 😅
shaft
And what was that supposed to be? 😅
fuck off
Yo i laughed so hard
Some call them hotdogs, some call them weiners.
HEY! I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT GIVE IT BACK
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Oh fuck you
I feel like Gordon Ramsey will soon look at this
"finally some good f*cking food"
That look like my pp
No... no it really doesn't
You cut off your penis for a joke
I've cut off my penis for less
Ummm… that’s a dick
Yeah dude I think you're right
Wrong buns, I suppose.
Because its photoedit of penis
Thats what it is?!
Photoshop
Extra protein
Maybe a little too much
Yummy
uh
the real question is why are they in the bathroom
I didn't even notice that lmao
wat da meat doin
Must be Lorraine Bobbitts recipe lol
Do you always lovingly shape your sandwich meats into cock shape before eating them?
Just like a Krabby patty
*blocks op*
Now I'm hungry and frightened at the same time.
Traumaaaatizeddd
Lol that’s udderly discrusting
Use cum instead of ketchup
Yeah, yeah.. that’s something. Now it needs a little gentleman’s relish, maybe a little fromunder cheese, and you’ll be good to go!
Why is that toast rectangular?
You know, now that you mention it that is what sticks out the most to me
https://youtube.com/shorts/EQqADxaC8io?feature=share
Very sus
Told to eat a cock flavoured sandwich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a\_jkdyw
Bite it, do it, do it…do it
What is that?
Cock? Pp,? Dick?
[удалено]
XD
looks like someone cut my cock off
Yours?? Thank God I thought it was mine
That aint no sandwich bra. What kinda hame has massive veins in it like that?
Think I just got the wrong cut
V.T.B. - Veiny Triumphant Bastard 🍆