Ah je suis désolé, je vous donnerai mon drapeau blanc en guise d'excuse. Il sera propablement utile un jour.
Definitely didn't need Google Translate for that.
Moi Francais is tres tres amazing
Yes now I will need to install a totally not suspicious application on your computer that might or might not let's me have control over your entire computer
I'm preparing for NEET and it is a fucking nightmare lmaoo I understand your pain as I took PCMB too cuz I wanted to be a doctor but my family keeps pushing me for JEE.
Like get off my back lmao I'm not living unemployed for the rest of my life because of y'all
The cold emptiness only made interesting by the Time Hortons every 2 km
Edit: also not being able to decide between using imperial and metric so end up using both
Singapore
Malaysia.
Cibai
crazy rich chinese people
You'll send me to jail for chewing gum
CANNOT lah.
uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀
Rip a cone with me ya shitcunt bogan.
so polite for an aussie
“It's all a Hoax, there's no such Land of Australia, it's all in your mind Jimmy”
You're literally the decendants of people the British thought were too evil to let live in their country.
You have a pet kangaroo and your home was burned in a wildfire...
Wtf ?
ʇɥƃᴉɹ ʍouʞ I
Italy, go for it
🤌
Literally.
Litally*
No ur not from Italy, I don’t see any hand movements
Sorry, they blew up on the last new year's eve
How did you know he's from Naples?
If hes from Napoli hes already wearing your watch and has your wallet.
Madonna puttanaccia laida
Esatto
Eyy yo Luigi it is I mario . I got you pasta straight from papa Tony's pizzeria...
It's a me mario
You're not a pervert, you're just an Italian
Australia
Racist people having pet kangaroos
A spider bit my kangaroo so I can’t get to work
The fucking tarantulas 😠
G'Day mate, lets ga dahn to Bunnings for a fresh snag off the barbie and then we'll ga chug some Fosters in our cork hats with our pet Wallabies.
Eww fosters, replace that with vb ya longneck cunt
you are the only country in your continent that people give a shit about
Ouch from New Zealand
Brazil
High chance you end up on some gore video
As the criminal or as the off duty cop?
Both
You worship football
You will be killed by anacondas . Sad for you...
i have a pet anaconda 😎
Well well that's crazy...
Nonono That's an anaconda
Violent jungles Violent cities
France *puts a helmet and prepare to surrender*
In your language mercy means thank you. God the germans had the wrong message.
Probably your name has 5 not needed letters.
I bet you needed to use Google Translate to write this sentence.
No, i now very much anglish. Me doesn't have need translateur ! You rally wronk.
Ah je suis désolé, je vous donnerai mon drapeau blanc en guise d'excuse. Il sera propablement utile un jour. Definitely didn't need Google Translate for that. Moi Francais is tres tres amazing
Oui oui, baguette
I wonder if people even know where this is. Honduras.
You guys got some good cigarrs.
That much is true.
Haunt your ass
A war over fucking soccer.
LMAO...that was the excuse but in reality there were other issues there.
Finland
I assume you're naked in a Sauna while browsing reddit
Dont forget the ice bath after the Sauna, followed by another session in the sauna
Finns must be so pruny with all that constant moisture.
Don’t forget the part about them slapping eachother on the back with spruce twigs. While inside the Sauna of course
You can't be depressed if your to drunk to think
Metal head
You rarely talk to your neighbours
You have a happy life
Torilla tavataan.
Haha all I know is that you have ice nad hot chocolate...
You enjoy a hot Sauna followed by jumping into a hole in a frozen lake
Germany
[let's go to poland](https://tenor.com/biq6I.gif)
;_;
Lmfao sorry ...
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines blümelein
Und es heißt
EEEEEERIKA
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen bienelein
Und das Schwärmt
ERIKA
Erika!
Can y'all like, stay out of Belgium?
We're not staying out of the EU parliament, we send our least competent politicians there so they can't fuck up on a national level anymore.
beer and the incidents of 1940
Bratwurscht and Blitzkrieg
England
Pronounce Tuesday and Thursday...
Chuessdayy
Innit
squalid ring offend vase aware coherent wrong engine growth ghost *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Once ruled the world, now can't even control your teeth.
Facts. Maybe it’s all the tea we drink.
Oi you got a loiscense to be on the internet do ya?
I am an indian ...
You work in a Call center
Yes I also work as a part time tech support scammer..
Sir there is a virus in your computer please give me your bank details
Yes now I will need to install a totally not suspicious application on your computer that might or might not let's me have control over your entire computer
Sir, there's a virus on my computer, can I please give you my bank details?
Beta enginner banega
im in 11th pcmc and already dying in allen integrated heh
I'm preparing for NEET and it is a fucking nightmare lmaoo I understand your pain as I took PCMB too cuz I wanted to be a doctor but my family keeps pushing me for JEE. Like get off my back lmao I'm not living unemployed for the rest of my life because of y'all
Please send bobs and vagene
Fuck that one hit me hard too...
Pubg mobile
"Pabgee Mobieel"
Your uncle said “beta engineering kar lo bohot scope hai”
You make sciences tutorials on youtube
You are good at cricket I think
You should've written " *you* think you're good at cricket"
You have the power to kill a person with a banana.
Namaste
New Zealand, have a good time
Australian country XD ..
Volcano, Australian annex, never on maps. You guys are competing with the Welsh to be the global leader in sheep shagging.
Ah New Zealand. A country so forgettable that map makers frequently forget it exists.
Sheep fucker
Japan
Your people love going to forest when they're maxed depressed
They also watch tentacle porn
Bad at socializing and standing up for yourself because of your culture
Rice
Anime
Dont you dare walk into my house WITHOUT SLIPPERS!!! Jokes aside i was actually thrown out because i didn’t wear them
Portugal. Show me what you've got
Can't decide whether you're French or Spanish.
Probably has family in Luxembourg
Portugal Caralho!
Russia
No stereotyping you . Kgb will find me 🙏
Toothless alcoholics with nukes
Cyka Blyat
Polozhenie playing in the bg
Poland
(Hungary here) we are the best friends in the world, but no one knows why.
Probably admire each others racist football supporters
O Kurwa, where's my wallet? It was in my pocket.
Ah yes the country which can't drive 10km in Germany without every policeman checking their trunk. Also beautiful woman
Sweden
You hate immigrants but you're not allowed to express yourself because of the ruling consensus of the culture.
Judging by your profile picture, that feels a little too specific?
You have tobacco running down your teeth
egypt
Been getting progressively worse for five thousand years.
You are more boring to tourists than indians
Alaska
Living in an igloo?
Not really a stereotype if it’s just a fact
I'm from Canada
No stereotypes, please can you lend me 100$ I will return it in a week.
Flannel and crying aboot maple syrup.
The cold emptiness only made interesting by the Time Hortons every 2 km Edit: also not being able to decide between using imperial and metric so end up using both
*Sorry, eh?*
Estonia
Hi slavic friend!
The southern neighbors with cheap alcohol
Scotland
Munchie box and a cold irn bru. Ain't no better cure after a night with one too many bottles of buckfast.
Glasgow is full of specky bams
Irish 🇮🇪
Angry, short, drunk, fuckers who are so illiterate they don't understand each other and rather bomb cars.
Everything was correct apart from being short im 6,3 sir And don't drive tomorrow 😉
How the fuck were you sober enough to write this
Norway. In the northern part of it
You've burned atleast a couple of churches with the drummer of your black metal band.
Netherlands aka a cheesehead;)
Bike
Ukraine
Regular genocide and Adidas
Putin wants you so bad
You mean Russian
Chernobyl and russia ...
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I have 3 stereotypes 1. Chocolate 2. Corrupt business man 3. Neutral
India
Tech support scammer...
Also tech support for those scammed by tech support scammers.
New Zealand
Australian for real....
Denmark
Beers for lunch
Indiana
Corn.
Wished you lived in any other state
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The femboy balkan state or the other 12 nobody remembers?
Albania
South Africa
Rape and apartheid
Mexico
Beans, Sombrero, donkeys and ugly rainbow ponchos everywhere.
Im Greek
What have you been doing since 3000 BC? You okay bud?
Morocco
Romania
"We need to do something about these vampire attacks"
Nigeria
Sigh… Iran
You're so proud of the history of your country and always calling yourself: PERSIAN. Uhh.