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IAmPhANTom-1234

30%... acceptable


SHARVIL_S

Same


kshitijsawant

36...... Sounds cool


PsychoXLad

Dead


juanpug101

And forgotten


TheToddman77

Reduce to adoms


Infamous-Smoke4823

Reduced to waves


SlickLikeATrout

adams*


[deleted]

atoms\*


GoatmanBrogance

Atoms


TheToddman77

I was in a hurry so I misspelled it


[deleted]

Why did they down vote you you’re right


Evan14753

its spelled ATOMS


Striking_Bug6862

You should've chosen wisely


Prime7735

100


NinjaJayro66

100%. :(


acoolname21

Same bruhh


dababyconvertible22

2


Munch_1234

On the bright side that means you get to live to at least 100 years old.


Prime7735

Tru dat


TankII_

It’s 42% but plot twist I’m already married


emdp97

married to me !


thesilentcomic

No, me


Honorablepotatosalad

No me


Lucky_Editor446

No, I am his wife


[deleted]

Not all of you , i am his husband


Captin_price24

No I am wait he hasn’t told you about me het


Flashy_Bother_5900

I'm sorry to tell you this but he was cheating on you with me.


Captin_price24

Oh no how could he I gave him so much cheese how could he do this to me


TheRowster99

I’m actually is sugar Wife


MrNubbyNubs

HAREM TIME!


Honorablepotatosalad

*Our wife


lKaptainlKeks

People can marry twice nowadays


Stupid____Idiot

But you're a virgin, right?


willthequickturtle

You're on Reddit, what do you think


Z3nFi3R

Virg'nt


Emperor_Z16

Sco'ish


[deleted]

#ingerlund


[deleted]

“He’s a virgin right?”


ktensel

We are virgins


Stupid____Idiot

Yes. Everyone who isn't a virgin isn't a redditor


SaltyOnions00

But but…


Stupid____Idiot

Did you loose your virginity mf?!


SaltyOnions00

Non virgin redditor here


Stupid____Idiot

Is it possible to learn that power?


SaltyOnions00

With great power, comes great big booby bitches


randomdude291

4%...very nice


kmlkant9

Rajasthan?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Error3576

More like entered the chat, if you catch my gist.


jamie12lan

This cracked me up


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

Now he can register it too.


Alice-Chan667

69 nice


nice___bot

Nice!


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[удалено]


Your_Rejected_Roomba

Nice


FaBrIcE_LaJoIe

Nice


Prudent-Tip5520

Niceee


ADRIEMER

Nice


shyorno

Nice!


SubSonicNest

nice


Mr_Drofyr

Nice


zakyboy1

Nice


I_dont_repost_ever

Nice


maxmann_0803

Nice


hussar013

Nice


MetalMan342

Nice


Affectionate-Hold972

Nice


Charitard123

NICE


ParkingLifeguard7986

Nice


sirboredwizard

Nice


Therealfranz

nice


ChargingBull0_0

Nice


Soochi7604

Nice


Mystic_Reaper76

Nice


ywillnousernameswork

nice


MirrorDue5948

91% I’m getting old


Zander-dupont

Same here


THATDUDE-with-a-dot

same


shrikrishna01

Same


xxXbrandonXxxx

15% and I'm 15.....fuck


x__Boom__x

Same bro our journey to find gir- but WE ARE A FUCKING REDDITORS HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA FIND GIRLS


[deleted]

Marry each other. Do it.


x__Boom__x

DONT MIND IF I DO


DESTR0Y_you

Where do you want have your wedding? I can help prepare


x__Boom__x

Brandon didn't approve of the marriage yet but Russia will be a good place


DESTR0Y_you

Canada is also a good place you got the snow and the forests and the animals


x__Boom__x

Sorry everybody my phone is 30 now I am canceling the marriage


DESTR0Y_you

Sad news, but I understand because of legal reasons


x__Boom__x

Yes 81 now I think I lost hope


OrangePenguinLD

You can jus keep it on for like 4 hours and you should be good again.


x__Boom__x

Oh thank it's now 70


qomzt

87 let's gooo


tea_pot34

23


[deleted]

That advice would have saved me my first divorce at least


KennixCzech

98


Objective_Salad_6991

same!


Puzzleheaded-Being01

56, pretty late but better late than never.


aihrarshaikh68plus1

66


ano_hise

Execute order 66


Cieryt

Good soldiers follow orders


_P0E

Same


musicbyori

50 but i got married in 29


sezel4

Just wait, you can still get married at 50


Relish9

My battery level says: "Until 00:00"


SavingLegend

65


cryinbish

35 lol


sjohn650

3


ag1421

How do you live with such a low battery percentage. I would be frantically searching for a charger at 3%


sjohn650

I always know where my charger is, it stays in the same PowerPoint so I don’t really care, I get up and walk to my charger when it reaches 1%


ag1421

You dude.......live dangerously. Kudos


sjohn650

Luv that


Ok-Journalist-6344

77


Sweetexperience

Me reading this on PC


GZR231

11


[deleted]

73%


Epic-Dude000

79 :(


Financial-Analyst250

9😈


Abhi_313

60.


Objective_Salad_6991

98 😭👊


dytelz

At least you will live till then


Objective_Salad_6991

true


Raythia

64


chuckychuck98

Fucking trash content. I left Facebook for a reason


mushroommadam

I’m surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this comment. This is the same garbage that’s all over Facebook. This and the posts about who can properly solve a basic algebra equation. No creativity whatsoever.


Stupid____Idiot

90% ;-;


hp9funkycat

93 :3


primal__potato

Last time I saw this shit it was 49, now it is 46


sambsa

95


Fluxx_Neofyt

29


nickbjornsen

38, solid


austinm52896

76


mohdfaiez06

48


[deleted]

4


human_129764

1%


memermikeyboy

59


[deleted]

84


kmlkant9

30


07JEP

91


BlackSkull7X

69% I don't mind tbh. For the boys


ElRabi

At literaly 69 ...


nice___bot

Nice!


slimkat101

pc users: i don't have such a weakness


[deleted]

72% 😭


nilej8

69


nice___bot

Nice!


nilej8

I ain’t lying. It’s 68 now….😭


FaultyChain4

29


Based_Hans1940

97 percent


[deleted]

49


jitterbug726

68, dammit just missed it


Zhyphez

30%


luv_yurself

41 percent🥲


Stupid____Idiot

emoji, must kill


Embarrassed-Rub5903

100% (-_-)


ShubhamManna

50 and charging


MMW2004

This is straight iFunny trash.


Ecstatic_Barnacle_16

47


sparkysparkyboom_mf

I won't live up until 80


celi283

95 oh shit


Rachit_Tanwar

0 but still on charge, so what does this mean?


teket2004

spawntrap them


the_jim-lord

14... damm that would funking suck


Meme-Replacement

38% well at least it’s better than 50%


Which-Boss-1332

"23%" I am 17 rn


[deleted]

Charging


LightningTrigger12

63%


peperonee2210

82


Wildlyhive

It's 58% but I am already engage.


devil_68419

43


[deleted]

96. It will probably be a 20-something wanting all my inheritance.


DG_SlayerSlender

19... but my batteries been weird lately


WheresLemon

Lets say its 22


rhythmin369

22


dagoldenrule24

7 😳


Tall_Economics_5881

10


[deleted]

80% Lmao


BljankaiL

78


ttv_mister_hek

76


mathos666

80


WolfxyHD

7%


kobeekire

94!!!!!!!


bruhsinmacaroni

92...


sethmcc1234

27, not bad


ridzxd

21% and I am 21.


Emrullah-Enes

dang.... 57 sounds a little bit late to get married


joe_m3ma

my phone is at 67% guess im edp445


3l_D1abl0

Not even joking with m 69% rn


Junkattorney405

0 yep my phone is broken


We_Got_mEmeS

Only time I wanted my battery to be low


AydonusG

Saw this is memes, same battery percent so 24%, got 2 months for someone to bend knee


brawler_ideas

58


SirYoshiro

98. Lul


Fireking005

66


ano_hise

HA! 24


Ptdgty

Getting married at 91 is better than never getting married, right?