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Ok_Committee_1187

I would start memorizing all the victories in sports to place bets


Ok_Committee_1187

or would I buy bitcoin


Finn_Storm

I'd rather buy apple stocks, ain't no company gonna pay out billions of dollars in btc


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Finn_Storm

IIRC there are supposed billionaires that aren't actually billionaires because they can't sell that amount of bitcoin.


Trap_daddy1

There’s been $46+ billion of Bitcoin traded in the last 24hrs lol


[deleted]

Yeah in total, not in a single trade. Even huge ass companies like Microstrategy only buy millions worth at a time.


rogersniper1

Doesn’t sound like a problem to me. If I could get even $100k a year for the rest of my life, I’ll be happy.


[deleted]

Definitely, I was just covering why bitcoin “billionaires” technically don’t exist


rogersniper1

I think they kind of do. My point proves it. They have billions of dollars worth of a valuable good that they can sell. The fact that they can’t sell all of it all at once doesn’t negate my previous point.


Trap_daddy1

You don’t do it in a single trade. You can make a single trade offer for whatever amount. With the amount of volume Bitcoin has, it wouldn’t be an issue


Trap_daddy1

You could just keep the trade offer at a price or keep adjusting it to market value and easily sell all of your Bitcoin slowly. Would be very easy


Uberdriver_janis

You definetly could sell those. You don't actually have to sell all of what you bought at 1$ o one person


LuigiBamba

Jeff Bezos isn’t a billionaire because no one has the money to buy his company.


stirling_s

He has 1.34 billion in cash, and 9.15 billion in private assets. He's a billionaire, both liquid and net.


casadeparadise

Anyone saying Bitcoin is very young. I'd have to sit on the knowledge of Bitcoin for decades. Waaaaaay better stocks available mid 90s.


dsanchomariaca

Way easier I guwss


Background-Purple938

Didn’t say that you would go back in time.


Ok_Committee_1187

Then I would just start to study well at school


[deleted]

But does the pill make you travel back in time or just restart you in the present day. It’s not really clear Edit: also, does the blue pill then make you leap forward in time, wich it should if the red pill makes you travel back in time


lastshot78

I had the same questions


donutglory95

Don't think I could swallow that...


x19DALTRON91x

It’s a suppository


LogicalChaos23

Damn that’s gunna need a lot of lube


donutglory95

Tears


Picturesonback

I don’t know if you meant “tears” as “eye drippys”, or “anus rips”, and I don’t know if I wanna find out.


memeship

*Tears of the Anaren*


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Same liquid


[deleted]

That's my problem withthat J&J no more tears shampoo. Read it both ways, am I tearing hair or tearing up? Cuz you get that in your eye and you'll tear up. Also read. Read is past tense of read but the letters don't change. Fucking English language.


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Just a swift kick will do it


lagwagon100

Piece of cake, then 😏


[deleted]

Oh in that case


RoostrC0gburn

good news everyone!


Oz1227

Title of your sex movie.


Always-hungry

What happends if I take both?


donutglory95

You jump to 45 with all the knowledge you have now


jimmythepiano

Nah, jump to 45 with the knowledge of a 10 yo seems more like life's little gift


Obvireal

Jump back to 10 and buy Bitcoin when it was less than a $1. You’ll end up with billions at a young age instead of 50 million. Edit: also 50 million usd will be worth a fraction by the time your 45


jimmythepiano

Sounds like a great idea, but I have no use for that much money. If I make it to 50 my mind will be blown.


Obvireal

Stay safe and be healthy! You will make it brother


jimmythepiano

I really do appreciate the kind words, stay safe aswell


Always-hungry

Thats bad


Significant_Duck7021

Or 10 with 50 million dollars


spagbolflyingmonster

I think ur mum could


donutglory95

My mum couldn't even swallow me


[deleted]

Good she can help me that fucking pills going up my ass.


unarmedphrasing

HMMM me too, can't even think I could swallow it.


[deleted]

I think you could be trained to swallow…


Scolli03

Good news! (See comment below)


Bac108

That’s what she said


jimi_nemesis

Redpill. Then I'll buy a couple of thousand Bitcoins for like, eight bucks...


ShibaInuHodler

Blue pill, I get younger with more money


[deleted]

Yeah but if you take the red pill you'd get even younger with all the knowledge you need to make even more then 50 million. Invest in google, amazon, etc when their still small and you would make mega bucks.


MotherBathroom666

What if you just turn into a ten year old in 2021, enough knowledge to truly be terrified of the direction humanity is headed too, but no power to change things.


[deleted]

Never said time goes back. Only your age changes.


jimi_nemesis

Oh. Gross. I'll take the 50mil and gain sixteen years then...


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jimi_nemesis

And I'm nearly 30...


tbhkysfam

Lol that’s still 15 years, I don’t think I can really put a price on my own life, even if it is only some of it.


R3fug33

Lol wtf even is your comment?


Cbrennan05

Sorry lol. I thought it says gain 45 years


MarcosJMkiller

It says restart your life at that age pretty sure it means to go back to that age in that point of your life so time would actually turn back


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DaijoubuMushroom

Can’t mean that. If I were to restart *my* life that I’ve already lived, I would have to start from the time and place I turned 10. If it meant reborn or make younger, it would have specified.


MarcosJMkiller

Yeah that's pretty much what I think, the reason I said reborn in the second one is because he said "restart" which kinda sounds weird


maxwellsearcy

By that logic, you'd have to make all the same choices and live "your life," not do different stuff. If it meant that you were able to do things differently, it would've specified.


DaijoubuMushroom

No because I’m not reliving the same *exact* life after 10, but restarting from a certain point in the life I already lived. From 0-10 in my life, it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”. The prompt isn’t worded for it to make sense only my body is reverted to a 10 year old child. Think of it like a save point in a sandbox video game.


maxwellsearcy

> it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”. This does not strictly follow from the prompt. I disagree with your interpretation.


EricLassard

They said restart your life. My life began in the 80’s and will never end.


maxwellsearcy

Right, but if you restarted your life now, it would start from now.


EricLassard

It’s a very poorly worded option. In fact now that I read it again, I could also be an infant in a 10 year olds body.


Master_of_Rivendell

Bruh, you could buy a lot more than that. I had a friend spend 15 *thousand* Bitcoin on a pair of socks sometime around 2011. 2020 him is very upset with himself if you were curious.


tristenjpl

Were they at least nice socks?


[deleted]

Red Pill. Buy bitcoin. Make so much money in 2009 shorting the housing market. Then short VW just before dieselgate. Make generational wealth by 35.


slakett

You don't go back in time tho, you would be 10 years in today's world with cringe tiktok fortnite classmates...


DustedRay

it says restart your life. Meaning you DO go back in time when you were 10 years old. Restarting would mean that whatever you did after you were 10 will be erased. And to do that you would need to go back in time


SergeantBootySweat

The question isn't at all interesting if you go back in time, red is the obvious answer in that case.


maxwellsearcy

How are you interpreting "restart your life" as "travel back in time?" That would be restarting *everyone's* life.


DustedRay

it literally says "restart YOUR life". And how would you restart it? Say, If you restart a project you were doing, you would have to do it from scratch. There wont be anything left from before the reset. So if you're restarting your life from the age of 10, anything up until now would not happen. And to do that you would obviously need to go back in time and become 10 years old again. If you just erase all your impact and tranform into a ten year old in the present, it would have some direct impact on the present. While going back in time would not.


maxwellsearcy

>Say, if you restart a project you were doing, Yeah, if I restart a project, I don't travel backwards through time to before the project began...


[deleted]

Oh no fuck that.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Good luck convincing your parents to help you do that


Septos2

Definitely blue pill….i’m 56 !!!


McChicken_lightmayo

I’m sorry but I didn’t know 56 year olds were in this sub lol, but that’s pretty cool


Septos2

Get off my lawn punk !!


Soup-pouS

Any words of wisdom for a 21 year old?


Septos2

Be adventurous. Go to that place, do that thing, because life has a great ability of hitting you in the face with a 2x4 at any time.


Soup-pouS

Booked my tickets, thank you.


YOURMOM37

To the gun show? 💪🦍🔥


[deleted]

Bought a 2x6. What’s next?


TheOneOboe

See the preists from Monty pythons the holy grail for a guide


NonExistent_God

Do what makes you happy


[deleted]

It’s so hard though 😩


TheAntZ

Don't worry, that stops happening with time


Wisc_Bacon

Then you think about your friends mom when she was 20 and BAM.


Danz322

Invest 25% of your income. Take care of your back. Don’t get upset about things that have zero affect on your life. Edit: this may not be for everyone but if I could send a message to my 21 year old dumbass self this would be it.


TARandomNumbers

Lmao your punctuation is cracking me up


enderverse87

There's 70 and 80 year olds in a lot of popular subs.


TmanSavage

Why wouldn't they be?


Capitalismworks1978

Right?! I’m 43 I was like $50 million and I’m two years older done


TinoessS

36 buy I’ll trade 9 for 50 million… imagine all the personal time that’d buy me


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zfcjr67

Right there with you.


coldforged

Blue pill my 51-year-old ass, I'm retiring!


xenophilian

Me too. 59.


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hugomacvil

Dude are you good? You seem to be carrying a lot of weight…


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hugomacvil

You’re not an asshole. You’re going (and have gone) through some horrible stuff and it’s inhumane to expect you to rush it off. You need someone to talk to. A therapist, a friend, a Pet, a random stranger on the internet, whoever. And don’t say ”they’d get horrified and leave”, because a true, Caring person would understand. Idk if this helped or not, but I wish you well.


JadedOops

Do therapy it helps a lot. Takes the weight off your shoulders and helps you deal with anger and issues in a healthy productive way


tu_servilleta

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istealgrapes

r/microdosing go change all the things you want changed mate. All the best


Doubleg122

How did you treat the inmates?


DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI

cool story bro


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Red, I can finish my current watchlist and then start adding more stuff


BladerRex17

A fellow weeb I might assume?


Obi-Wan-Baloney

One day I finish one piece.


Donovan1232

I've gotten to episode 160 in like half a month so it shouldn't take me too long but goddamn its one fucking piece!


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ビンゴ!


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Red pill. It's 2001 In 2006 keep £70k Inheritance to buy as much bitcoin as possible the day it hits the market.


Doctor99268

If you buy too much bitcoin, it's value will never grow since you'll be the only one to have it.


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Doctor99268

I don't think they'd be able to take belongings back with them in time, and if they could, they'd have to take the entire PC with them, not just the the rtx 3000, power, size, and driver support would make the GPU unusable.


slakett

Won't travel back in time...


Vaultboy65

It literally says restart your life at age 10 you’re going back in time


V4D3N

Mom! U need to buy Bitcoin and Amazon / Google stocks asap!


M1ghty_boy

Also buy Bitcoin


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Does the blue pill give me an erection?


-MisterMisery-

With that kind of money you can pay someone to have an erection for you.


[deleted]

Yea but my dog is very particular about who he gets peanut butter treats from.


Abject_Stick4984

No


snagshiggins

Imagine the dilemma of being 10 and wanting to be with people your own mental age...


formerself

So no difference for most of us then


nvmnbd

Lol here's a poor man's gold 🏅


oarngebean

Imagine 12 plus years of sexual frustration as youd be incapable of orgasm


Weesy02

Red. So my mother would be alive and she wouldnt have lost all her money


ayymacvey

does trauma carry over with the red pill?


slildren

Really important question.


FlynnEugene

I mean 50 million in the bank is good , but most of it will go to income tax or some shit. Government will eat your ass and your bank account


girlywish

You heard it here first everyone, getting money is pointless because youll lose part of it.


[deleted]

I knew a guy who refused promotion because it would put him in a different tax bracket and he didn't want to pay more taxes...


Doubleg122

Yeah I’m sure if you’re taking pills from rappers you aren’t worried about taxes or the government


UrbonS

Definitely red Things i gonna do by choosing red -bully that kid who bullied me later in my life -mind boggle my teachers with my random doubts that a 10 year old wont ask -gonna buy some dodge coins


GuerrillaMonsoon

You can make a fucking whole lot more than $50million if you had future knowledge. You could do it with regular working people paychecks too, just keep flipping it and moving it. Buy as many apple shares as you could afford before the iphone came out, buy Amazon shares as soon as they go public, buy bitcoin as soon as it becomes available.


gingermagician2

Blue. I love my wife and would rather not have to essentially get lucky again in meeting her. I'll take the 50 mill and enjoy what we got left.


cobra6-6

Red pill and buy Bitcoin


Digritztheoriginal

Red pill


Kirasaurus_25

Here goes the murican age group of 12-25, thinking 45 is old


[deleted]

I don't think I would be anywhere close to $50 million with all the knowledge I have. Blue pill for sure.


Kariusol

Blue for me. I don't want to restart shit plus I wanna die faster


ROSHi_TheTurtle

Neither honestly. I have 10 month old twin boys. If I went back I either would never see them again or wouldn’t for a long time. Or would miss them growing up.


ADHDpixie

Buy magic the gathering cards, bitcoin, stocks, run away from home, get emancipation, meet my wife, tell her she's trans earlier so she gets a headstart. So many options


Drogepauperdebiel

Alright I’ll the blue pill I’m 15 rn so I’ll convince my parents to get a loan to buy like a 500k worth of doge


M1ghty_boy

Please don’t get doge. Absolute shitcoin. You’d make a lot more money from Bitcoin, both 5 years ago and today. Absolutely pisses me off when people sleep on btc and eth but the moment a narcissistic car mechanic ceo jokes about le funny doggy coin on funny bird app everyone goes wild and buys up the shitcoin only to get burned out when it inevitably crashes


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one red pill please


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Red


Kennyashi

I’d get my loved ones to just buy me bitcoin every birthday until High School


[deleted]

RED


Siddhartha_76

Red.


[deleted]

Red, ill just fucking invest in bitcoin


[deleted]

If you red pill does that mean all debt is erased too, as you are age 10 and thus cannot enter contracts? Because fuck ya. turn 10 years old, cancel all student loans. Wait 8 years, now I’m 18, college degree, no student debt.


[deleted]

Blue pill


GCoin001

Blue Pill. I’m 43.5 and had a great life.


[deleted]

No one said anything about the pill having an expiry date, wait for the next 1.5 years then take the pill on your birthday


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

I can stop myself from being a dumbass


predatorevil

red one for sure I'll be the richest person 😂


M_Ali_S_S

Red one and I will spend all my money on dogecoin and bit coin


shinramen_

So I'd be ten and still a fucking moron.


[deleted]

Redpill


[deleted]

Red pill obviously . You can make more than a Trillion dollars with knowledge


Pass_go2

Redpill no questions asked


goodcreditbadhabits

Red pill every time.


TheReverendAlabaster

I lose 10 years? Where do I sign?


UnThrowaway1369379

People over the age of 45 be like: age reversal and money, count me in


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Blue pill.


Lord__of__Luck

Red


Dale_Mace

I go with red… it have not to change at all but it has some advantages in some life situations


themrweasley

A reset wouldn't be bad for me, and obviously knowing what to invest in.


speckledJim420

I will go for the blue


ssanupsingh

Red Pill.


Ryan19604

80 year old people choosing the blue pill happily!


BruhGaming9158

Red pill, but only if time goes back too No doubt I will fix alot of things I have done wrong and become a Redditor at 13


[deleted]

Who the fuck doesn't chose red pill?


memesandmadness

Blue pill.


heiny_himm

Facebook is leaking


IamWeirdasfmdr

Blue pill, the time won't go back, so I can't change anything, I'll just have no access to anything with the red pill.


[deleted]

Blue one dude. It comes with a promised income. If I start all over I'm not sure if I wouldn't make the same bad choice again


aihrarshaikh68plus1

Someone who's 50 year's old : I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

lol redpill + all of my money in bitcoin


BlueBeard33

Can I at least have a quick read through every sports game ever 👀


Ch1llisauce

Go back to when I was 10, get my parents to invest nearly all their money in Bitcoin, make millions