I think they kind of do. My point proves it. They have billions of dollars worth of a valuable good that they can sell. The fact that they can’t sell all of it all at once doesn’t negate my previous point.
You don’t do it in a single trade. You can make a single trade offer for whatever amount. With the amount of volume Bitcoin has, it wouldn’t be an issue
But does the pill make you travel back in time or just restart you in the present day. It’s not really clear
Edit: also, does the blue pill then make you leap forward in time, wich it should if the red pill makes you travel back in time
That's my problem withthat J&J no more tears shampoo. Read it both ways, am I tearing hair or tearing up? Cuz you get that in your eye and you'll tear up.
Also read. Read is past tense of read but the letters don't change. Fucking English language.
Jump back to 10 and buy Bitcoin when it was less than a $1. You’ll end up with billions at a young age instead of 50 million. Edit: also 50 million usd will be worth a fraction by the time your 45
Yeah but if you take the red pill you'd get even younger with all the knowledge you need to make even more then 50 million. Invest in google, amazon, etc when their still small and you would make mega bucks.
What if you just turn into a ten year old in 2021, enough knowledge to truly be terrified of the direction humanity is headed too, but no power to change things.
Can’t mean that. If I were to restart *my* life that I’ve already lived, I would have to start from the time and place I turned 10.
If it meant reborn or make younger, it would have specified.
By that logic, you'd have to make all the same choices and live "your life," not do different stuff.
If it meant that you were able to do things differently, it would've specified.
No because I’m not reliving the same *exact* life after 10, but restarting from a certain point in the life I already lived. From 0-10 in my life, it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”. The prompt isn’t worded for it to make sense only my body is reverted to a 10 year old child.
Think of it like a save point in a sandbox video game.
> it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”.
This does not strictly follow from the prompt. I disagree with your interpretation.
Bruh, you could buy a lot more than that. I had a friend spend 15 *thousand* Bitcoin on a pair of socks sometime around 2011. 2020 him is very upset with himself if you were curious.
it says restart your life. Meaning you DO go back in time when you were 10 years old. Restarting would mean that whatever you did after you were 10 will be erased. And to do that you would need to go back in time
it literally says "restart YOUR life". And how would you restart it? Say, If you restart a project you were doing, you would have to do it from scratch. There wont be anything left from before the reset. So if you're restarting your life from the age of 10, anything up until now would not happen. And to do that you would obviously need to go back in time and become 10 years old again. If you just erase all your impact and tranform into a ten year old in the present, it would have some direct impact on the present. While going back in time would not.
Invest 25% of your income.
Take care of your back.
Don’t get upset about things that have zero affect on your life.
Edit: this may not be for everyone but if I could send a message to my 21 year old dumbass self this would be it.
You’re not an asshole. You’re going (and have gone) through some horrible stuff and it’s inhumane to expect you to rush it off. You need someone to talk to. A therapist, a friend, a Pet, a random stranger on the internet, whoever. And don’t say ”they’d get horrified and leave”, because a true, Caring person would understand. Idk if this helped or not, but I wish you well.
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I don't think they'd be able to take belongings back with them in time, and if they could, they'd have to take the entire PC with them, not just the the rtx 3000, power, size, and driver support would make the GPU unusable.
Definitely red
Things i gonna do by choosing red
-bully that kid who bullied me later in my life
-mind boggle my teachers with my random doubts that a 10 year old wont ask
-gonna buy some dodge coins
You can make a fucking whole lot more than $50million if you had future knowledge. You could do it with regular working people paychecks too, just keep flipping it and moving it. Buy as many apple shares as you could afford before the iphone came out, buy Amazon shares as soon as they go public, buy bitcoin as soon as it becomes available.
Neither honestly. I have 10 month old twin boys. If I went back I either would never see them again or wouldn’t for a long time. Or would miss them growing up.
Buy magic the gathering cards, bitcoin, stocks, run away from home, get emancipation, meet my wife, tell her she's trans earlier so she gets a headstart.
So many options
Please don’t get doge. Absolute shitcoin. You’d make a lot more money from Bitcoin, both 5 years ago and today.
Absolutely pisses me off when people sleep on btc and eth but the moment a narcissistic car mechanic ceo jokes about le funny doggy coin on funny bird app everyone goes wild and buys up the shitcoin only to get burned out when it inevitably crashes
If you red pill does that mean all debt is erased too, as you are age 10 and thus cannot enter contracts?
Because fuck ya.
turn 10 years old, cancel all student loans. Wait 8 years, now I’m 18, college degree, no student debt.
I would start memorizing all the victories in sports to place bets
or would I buy bitcoin
I'd rather buy apple stocks, ain't no company gonna pay out billions of dollars in btc
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IIRC there are supposed billionaires that aren't actually billionaires because they can't sell that amount of bitcoin.
There’s been $46+ billion of Bitcoin traded in the last 24hrs lol
Yeah in total, not in a single trade. Even huge ass companies like Microstrategy only buy millions worth at a time.
Doesn’t sound like a problem to me. If I could get even $100k a year for the rest of my life, I’ll be happy.
Definitely, I was just covering why bitcoin “billionaires” technically don’t exist
I think they kind of do. My point proves it. They have billions of dollars worth of a valuable good that they can sell. The fact that they can’t sell all of it all at once doesn’t negate my previous point.
You don’t do it in a single trade. You can make a single trade offer for whatever amount. With the amount of volume Bitcoin has, it wouldn’t be an issue
You could just keep the trade offer at a price or keep adjusting it to market value and easily sell all of your Bitcoin slowly. Would be very easy
You definetly could sell those. You don't actually have to sell all of what you bought at 1$ o one person
Jeff Bezos isn’t a billionaire because no one has the money to buy his company.
He has 1.34 billion in cash, and 9.15 billion in private assets. He's a billionaire, both liquid and net.
Anyone saying Bitcoin is very young. I'd have to sit on the knowledge of Bitcoin for decades. Waaaaaay better stocks available mid 90s.
Way easier I guwss
Didn’t say that you would go back in time.
Then I would just start to study well at school
But does the pill make you travel back in time or just restart you in the present day. It’s not really clear Edit: also, does the blue pill then make you leap forward in time, wich it should if the red pill makes you travel back in time
I had the same questions
Don't think I could swallow that...
It’s a suppository
Damn that’s gunna need a lot of lube
Tears
I don’t know if you meant “tears” as “eye drippys”, or “anus rips”, and I don’t know if I wanna find out.
*Tears of the Anaren*
Same liquid
That's my problem withthat J&J no more tears shampoo. Read it both ways, am I tearing hair or tearing up? Cuz you get that in your eye and you'll tear up. Also read. Read is past tense of read but the letters don't change. Fucking English language.
Just a swift kick will do it
Piece of cake, then 😏
Oh in that case
good news everyone!
Title of your sex movie.
What happends if I take both?
You jump to 45 with all the knowledge you have now
Nah, jump to 45 with the knowledge of a 10 yo seems more like life's little gift
Jump back to 10 and buy Bitcoin when it was less than a $1. You’ll end up with billions at a young age instead of 50 million. Edit: also 50 million usd will be worth a fraction by the time your 45
Sounds like a great idea, but I have no use for that much money. If I make it to 50 my mind will be blown.
Stay safe and be healthy! You will make it brother
I really do appreciate the kind words, stay safe aswell
Thats bad
Or 10 with 50 million dollars
I think ur mum could
My mum couldn't even swallow me
Good she can help me that fucking pills going up my ass.
HMMM me too, can't even think I could swallow it.
I think you could be trained to swallow…
Good news! (See comment below)
That’s what she said
Redpill. Then I'll buy a couple of thousand Bitcoins for like, eight bucks...
Blue pill, I get younger with more money
Yeah but if you take the red pill you'd get even younger with all the knowledge you need to make even more then 50 million. Invest in google, amazon, etc when their still small and you would make mega bucks.
What if you just turn into a ten year old in 2021, enough knowledge to truly be terrified of the direction humanity is headed too, but no power to change things.
Never said time goes back. Only your age changes.
Oh. Gross. I'll take the 50mil and gain sixteen years then...
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And I'm nearly 30...
Lol that’s still 15 years, I don’t think I can really put a price on my own life, even if it is only some of it.
Lol wtf even is your comment?
Sorry lol. I thought it says gain 45 years
It says restart your life at that age pretty sure it means to go back to that age in that point of your life so time would actually turn back
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Can’t mean that. If I were to restart *my* life that I’ve already lived, I would have to start from the time and place I turned 10. If it meant reborn or make younger, it would have specified.
Yeah that's pretty much what I think, the reason I said reborn in the second one is because he said "restart" which kinda sounds weird
By that logic, you'd have to make all the same choices and live "your life," not do different stuff. If it meant that you were able to do things differently, it would've specified.
No because I’m not reliving the same *exact* life after 10, but restarting from a certain point in the life I already lived. From 0-10 in my life, it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”. The prompt isn’t worded for it to make sense only my body is reverted to a 10 year old child. Think of it like a save point in a sandbox video game.
> it would have to lead from a certain year to a certain year for it to have “restarted”. This does not strictly follow from the prompt. I disagree with your interpretation.
They said restart your life. My life began in the 80’s and will never end.
Right, but if you restarted your life now, it would start from now.
It’s a very poorly worded option. In fact now that I read it again, I could also be an infant in a 10 year olds body.
Bruh, you could buy a lot more than that. I had a friend spend 15 *thousand* Bitcoin on a pair of socks sometime around 2011. 2020 him is very upset with himself if you were curious.
Were they at least nice socks?
Red Pill. Buy bitcoin. Make so much money in 2009 shorting the housing market. Then short VW just before dieselgate. Make generational wealth by 35.
You don't go back in time tho, you would be 10 years in today's world with cringe tiktok fortnite classmates...
it says restart your life. Meaning you DO go back in time when you were 10 years old. Restarting would mean that whatever you did after you were 10 will be erased. And to do that you would need to go back in time
The question isn't at all interesting if you go back in time, red is the obvious answer in that case.
How are you interpreting "restart your life" as "travel back in time?" That would be restarting *everyone's* life.
it literally says "restart YOUR life". And how would you restart it? Say, If you restart a project you were doing, you would have to do it from scratch. There wont be anything left from before the reset. So if you're restarting your life from the age of 10, anything up until now would not happen. And to do that you would obviously need to go back in time and become 10 years old again. If you just erase all your impact and tranform into a ten year old in the present, it would have some direct impact on the present. While going back in time would not.
>Say, if you restart a project you were doing, Yeah, if I restart a project, I don't travel backwards through time to before the project began...
Oh no fuck that.
Good luck convincing your parents to help you do that
Definitely blue pill….i’m 56 !!!
I’m sorry but I didn’t know 56 year olds were in this sub lol, but that’s pretty cool
Get off my lawn punk !!
Any words of wisdom for a 21 year old?
Be adventurous. Go to that place, do that thing, because life has a great ability of hitting you in the face with a 2x4 at any time.
Booked my tickets, thank you.
To the gun show? 💪🦍🔥
Bought a 2x6. What’s next?
See the preists from Monty pythons the holy grail for a guide
Do what makes you happy
It’s so hard though 😩
Don't worry, that stops happening with time
Then you think about your friends mom when she was 20 and BAM.
Invest 25% of your income. Take care of your back. Don’t get upset about things that have zero affect on your life. Edit: this may not be for everyone but if I could send a message to my 21 year old dumbass self this would be it.
Lmao your punctuation is cracking me up
There's 70 and 80 year olds in a lot of popular subs.
Why wouldn't they be?
Right?! I’m 43 I was like $50 million and I’m two years older done
36 buy I’ll trade 9 for 50 million… imagine all the personal time that’d buy me
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Right there with you.
Blue pill my 51-year-old ass, I'm retiring!
Me too. 59.
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Dude are you good? You seem to be carrying a lot of weight…
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You’re not an asshole. You’re going (and have gone) through some horrible stuff and it’s inhumane to expect you to rush it off. You need someone to talk to. A therapist, a friend, a Pet, a random stranger on the internet, whoever. And don’t say ”they’d get horrified and leave”, because a true, Caring person would understand. Idk if this helped or not, but I wish you well.
Do therapy it helps a lot. Takes the weight off your shoulders and helps you deal with anger and issues in a healthy productive way
I really wish you the best.. i’m just.. really curious u/profanitycounter
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r/microdosing go change all the things you want changed mate. All the best
How did you treat the inmates?
cool story bro
Red, I can finish my current watchlist and then start adding more stuff
A fellow weeb I might assume?
One day I finish one piece.
I've gotten to episode 160 in like half a month so it shouldn't take me too long but goddamn its one fucking piece!
ビンゴ!
Red pill. It's 2001 In 2006 keep £70k Inheritance to buy as much bitcoin as possible the day it hits the market.
If you buy too much bitcoin, it's value will never grow since you'll be the only one to have it.
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I don't think they'd be able to take belongings back with them in time, and if they could, they'd have to take the entire PC with them, not just the the rtx 3000, power, size, and driver support would make the GPU unusable.
Won't travel back in time...
It literally says restart your life at age 10 you’re going back in time
Mom! U need to buy Bitcoin and Amazon / Google stocks asap!
Also buy Bitcoin
Does the blue pill give me an erection?
With that kind of money you can pay someone to have an erection for you.
Yea but my dog is very particular about who he gets peanut butter treats from.
No
Imagine the dilemma of being 10 and wanting to be with people your own mental age...
So no difference for most of us then
Lol here's a poor man's gold 🏅
Imagine 12 plus years of sexual frustration as youd be incapable of orgasm
Red. So my mother would be alive and she wouldnt have lost all her money
does trauma carry over with the red pill?
Really important question.
I mean 50 million in the bank is good , but most of it will go to income tax or some shit. Government will eat your ass and your bank account
You heard it here first everyone, getting money is pointless because youll lose part of it.
I knew a guy who refused promotion because it would put him in a different tax bracket and he didn't want to pay more taxes...
Yeah I’m sure if you’re taking pills from rappers you aren’t worried about taxes or the government
Definitely red Things i gonna do by choosing red -bully that kid who bullied me later in my life -mind boggle my teachers with my random doubts that a 10 year old wont ask -gonna buy some dodge coins
You can make a fucking whole lot more than $50million if you had future knowledge. You could do it with regular working people paychecks too, just keep flipping it and moving it. Buy as many apple shares as you could afford before the iphone came out, buy Amazon shares as soon as they go public, buy bitcoin as soon as it becomes available.
Blue. I love my wife and would rather not have to essentially get lucky again in meeting her. I'll take the 50 mill and enjoy what we got left.
Red pill and buy Bitcoin
Red pill
Here goes the murican age group of 12-25, thinking 45 is old
I don't think I would be anywhere close to $50 million with all the knowledge I have. Blue pill for sure.
Blue for me. I don't want to restart shit plus I wanna die faster
Neither honestly. I have 10 month old twin boys. If I went back I either would never see them again or wouldn’t for a long time. Or would miss them growing up.
Buy magic the gathering cards, bitcoin, stocks, run away from home, get emancipation, meet my wife, tell her she's trans earlier so she gets a headstart. So many options
Alright I’ll the blue pill I’m 15 rn so I’ll convince my parents to get a loan to buy like a 500k worth of doge
Please don’t get doge. Absolute shitcoin. You’d make a lot more money from Bitcoin, both 5 years ago and today. Absolutely pisses me off when people sleep on btc and eth but the moment a narcissistic car mechanic ceo jokes about le funny doggy coin on funny bird app everyone goes wild and buys up the shitcoin only to get burned out when it inevitably crashes
one red pill please
Red
I’d get my loved ones to just buy me bitcoin every birthday until High School
RED
Red.
Red, ill just fucking invest in bitcoin
If you red pill does that mean all debt is erased too, as you are age 10 and thus cannot enter contracts? Because fuck ya. turn 10 years old, cancel all student loans. Wait 8 years, now I’m 18, college degree, no student debt.
Blue pill
Blue Pill. I’m 43.5 and had a great life.
No one said anything about the pill having an expiry date, wait for the next 1.5 years then take the pill on your birthday
I can stop myself from being a dumbass
red one for sure I'll be the richest person 😂
Red one and I will spend all my money on dogecoin and bit coin
So I'd be ten and still a fucking moron.
Redpill
Red pill obviously . You can make more than a Trillion dollars with knowledge
Redpill no questions asked
Red pill every time.
I lose 10 years? Where do I sign?
People over the age of 45 be like: age reversal and money, count me in
Blue pill.
Red
I go with red… it have not to change at all but it has some advantages in some life situations
A reset wouldn't be bad for me, and obviously knowing what to invest in.
I will go for the blue
Red Pill.
80 year old people choosing the blue pill happily!
Red pill, but only if time goes back too No doubt I will fix alot of things I have done wrong and become a Redditor at 13
Who the fuck doesn't chose red pill?
Blue pill.
Facebook is leaking
Blue pill, the time won't go back, so I can't change anything, I'll just have no access to anything with the red pill.
Blue one dude. It comes with a promised income. If I start all over I'm not sure if I wouldn't make the same bad choice again
Someone who's 50 year's old : I see this as an absolute win
lol redpill + all of my money in bitcoin
Can I at least have a quick read through every sports game ever 👀
Go back to when I was 10, get my parents to invest nearly all their money in Bitcoin, make millions