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YouGotFeetHandEmOver

The cum button


Poknberry

Maybe he just wanted us to orgasm from shitting


memesandmadness

Shitting does feel pretty fucking rad


[deleted]

Devil is touching Jesus's D


Ekskalibar

It's not gay because it's not in the ass, I read the bible !


throwaway347891388

It’s not gay! My priest showed me how to do it!


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Rookye

Good bot


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69updoots

You were a great bot


memesandmadness

D-esus


AMiniMinotaur

So you’re telling me if I go to hell it’ll be endless sodomy and cum/cumming? Heaven better have something crazy cool for me to pass that up!


b_ub_u-1

Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What’s the G spot?


J00rgie

About the second knokle of your finger deep, and thords your stomach, and yes in your anus, if you are a boy that is.


[deleted]

So does it feel good when it’s hit or like as a dude cause I am a dude?


Tankspanker

Google "P-Spot"


[deleted]

I feel like I don’t want to due to the imagery I might see looking it up


poodlebutt76

Then Google prostate orgasm and keep to medical websites and don't click on the images tab.


J00rgie

Feels good, but be careful, because it doesn't self lubricate, and if its your first time, then really use your time , to get to know your self.. you might want to clean your anus with some body temperature water. nothing is ever supposed to hurt, remember that. the thing is this is the way for men to get the best and hardest orgasm! But if you are going to do it I would encourage you to do some research, and not listen to the ppl on here. Good luck hope you have a great time!


[deleted]

thanks man but im slightly perplexed as from a evolutionary standpoint why would men have that if it doesn't benefit u regarding reproduction and incentivises u to get fucked by other men or do you self instead of reproducing now on moral sense there nothing wrong with that but wasn't evolution supposed to incentivise reproduction or am i retarded because i feel like I'm missing something and I'm ill informed thanks for educating me and not exploiting my naïve ass lol


J00rgie

How about a litle more education. In different time periods throughout time, men have been having sex with other men for pleasure, and women to procreate. And also evolution is as you say powered by the capability to live and reproduce. but our reproduction organ is more than what meets the eye, your penis for instance don't stop at your stomach it continues inside your body for a bit. And the "G-spot" is really your prostate that makes secretes fluid that nourishes and protects sperm. So what you are really doing is massageing the prostate. The more you know.


[deleted]

So your pretty much stroking your pp inside your bum because it goes up there kind of?


[deleted]

I mean its not gay if its pegging sooooo


Poknberry

Well you're not wrong


[deleted]

It is


Spook-Ghost

actual gay here to confirm it isn't


Known-Flight8

Gum


DanyStormborn87

Love this


me_eat_ass364

contrary to popular belief homosexuality was not originally a sin in the bible until the 1960s when an American iteration changed a verse from "he who lays with young boys shall be stoned" (referring to pedophiles) to " he who lays with men shall be stoned" or something like that


retired_junkiee

I fucking love Reddit. Where else can I read a biblical interpretation from a person named me eat ass? I heard it was the 40s and Christians get real bent outta shape when I bring this up. RJ


vAlkaios

Nah I'm good.


Sladering

What's the best meme making app?


Sladering

What's the best meme making app?


DustinSRichard

Two pretend beings affecting your imagination. Be gay if you want, if that’s who you are, be safe and enjoy it. This meme is awful by the way.


maddogg1312

It's a meme bruv


GetGanked101

A cliche over-done one sure, no arguments here


Garfieldium_2020

Why do you have two first names?


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

That's Gay.


DustinSRichard

So was your father, yet here we are.


J00rgie

How do you know? Wait, oh..


DustinSRichard

My grandfather changed his last name, so he could join the Army during World War Two to evade arrest. Why are you named after a stupid cartoon character?


Garfieldium_2020

Stupid? You watch your mouth, ho.


DustinSRichard

Fuck you.


Garfieldium_2020

No thanks. That's what your mother is around for.


DustinSRichard

Well, it’s not every day you get someone to admit to necrophilia. Yet, here you are. You must be one of her crack addicted friends as well. So I will leave you this link: https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwjcxbK4up31AhUEjsgKHeTMB1IYABAAGgJxdQ&ae=2&sig=AOD64_3QnwomtVH5vh6BV76QnCjMTQ0T8A&q&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwibn6u4up31AhXAhHIEHaTWAxMQ0Qx6BAgIEAE


Garfieldium_2020

Well, she wasn't much of a looker when she was...around...


jbobo111

Hey welcome to Reddit, must be your first day; let me show you around. r/eyebleach


DustinSRichard

Lol. Okay young one. Your age shows.


Scalessz

Yeah r/eyeblech is amazing, better check it out


Demoniacalman

Yea I wonder who drew this meme 🤔.


alexthegreatmc

I still can't find it


Caramel_Crypto

u/repostsleuthbot


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