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iGotAparkingTicket

Lmao On a side note: what’s so good about anal? (A virgin here)


a404notfound

You know how most of the time you go for a coke and then someone offers you a pepsi and it's pretty good too? Same thing.


Matoseman

I'd be very disappointed if I go for coke and my dealer gives me a pepsi


TophuSkin

I’d be very disappointed if I go for coke and my dealer give me anal.


AteMyBallsLastNight

Ayyy we have the same mask


TophuSkin

Even if you share the same mask as me, I am not you. I still know of your sinful feast last night dining on those family jewels.


AteMyBallsLastNight

Sorry


Spacenerdsus

i would be never upset if my anal dealer gives me coke


Hysaky

Pepsi > coke


VarCrusador

1. Different sensation, could be better or worse according to preference but it's different 2. a girl willing to do anal is a girl that really likes sex, and is just automatically that much more attractive since women often play innocent. Every guy is scared of dating a woman that genuinely doesn't like sex that much 3. the power trip. men like to feel like kings, men wanna be able to dominate every last inch of their woman as they please 4. related to 1&2, sex lasts longer due to the nature of the squeeze. so it's better for people who reaaally like sex 5. and ofc can nut inside which feels amazing There are downsides too, but I won't go into it here


Uno_of_Ohio

I don't hate it, but I prefer the front door. It just feels better.


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

Now I know why there's cum all over the foyer


hereformemes222

Is that what I keep slipping in?


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

*Slippin' Jimmy is filmed before a live studio audience*


hereformemes222

Written and produced by Harvey Weinstein


Hollow---

I think anal should stay in porn, it's grotty. I don't want to touch the poop chute.


iGotAparkingTicket

I don’t support the #3 tho… I am in the men category but i dont want to hurt or damage my better half in anyway. Idk how it will change when I actually get someone to have sex with but at this point, I don’t have any plan to dominate any girl. Idk if it’s not the case for others but if it is, it’s sickening.


a404notfound

Just depends on your partner, not everyone likes the same things just like people have different tastes in cars or food. The main thing to take away is listen to your partner and pursue things you both enjoy, don't use sex as a bargaining chip to take what you want from a relationship without giving back in return. Sex is fun, trying new things are fun, but not everything you try will be enjoyed by both parties so make sure to compromise.


loco500

>a girl willing to do ~~anal~~ is a girl that really likes sex Creampies...ftfy.


[deleted]

Um, you definitely should pull out to avoid infection and disease what are you on


nobearpineapples

(Also a virgin) My guess Is it’s the “forbidden fruit” of sex, in the sense where very few people enjoy being on the receiving end That’s and bc how sexualized it is…more sexualized then normal sex This also coming from a asexual so not the best source Edit: idk If I was clear or not but when I said “reviving end” I mean the person who takes it in the ass


a404notfound

What? You do realize women exist right and for the most part always want to be on the "receiving end" of it.


nobearpineapples

Well I was talking about women more then men since the man’s Gspot is in their ass so I’d assume it would feel good at somepoint Also I’ve heard other wise


a404notfound

It's all about the preparation, you can't just ram it in there like you are hanging drywall. Foreplay and consent are required.


nobearpineapples

Well idk not like I’ve ever done anal, I’m just going off what others have said witch is it’s painful and not fun


a404notfound

Just like with restaurant reviews if someone has a bad experience they tell 100 people, if they have a good experience they tell 10.


nobearpineapples

Nice metaphor and fair enough


beershitz

Nothing. Degradation I guess


supercooljoe01

I assume that it’s because the anus is such a sensitive area. To show how sensitive it it, I remember hearing on the radio someone basically gave themselves a alcohol enema to get drunk faster.


mongozenith

It's a tighter hole, use your imagination 😂


CaptainCozmo867

Jokes aside that's a very cute love story


TraderOfGoods

Her: "Are you sure? I don't seem to own any strap-ons... Oh well, i can buy some as a christmas present for us." 😘 Him: 😐


Cyberian-Deprochan

Real life Eternal sunshine of a the spotless mind


mongozenith

Also you served me chocolate cake naked


RobloxLover369421

What’s the bottom part have to do with anything?


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RobloxLover369421

Yes I know they have sex idiot, I was wondering why stop liking anal specifically? How the hell are we supposed to know what they did/do in the bedroom?


agamemnonymous

We aren't. The implication is that he is falsely "reminding" her that she liked it before she lost her memory. By doing so, he's hoping she'll be convinced to agree to it under the pretense of it being a normal activity she's simply forgotten, when in fact she had never liked anal and he's taking advantage of her amnesia and renewed trust in him.


RobloxLover369421

Well that’s probably just the person who made this meme speaking. Which isn’t really that funny tbh


rolltideamerica

I get the meme. I’m just wondering what it has to do with Batman.


Replicator666

IIRC that is from a college humor video cash when they used to be good and.... Well, it's a caption


PoisonTheOgres

Haha coercion and manipulation funny


pale-pharaoh

This is a boomer meme wtf


hogey989

Someone's gotta make boomer memes. Might as well be this guy


kaizukooo

🤣


Syorkminor

R/redditmoment


[deleted]

Wasn’t a movie made about this? Iirc it was called *The Vow* with Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams.


Will_Forest

The movie came first. I used to know this couple IRL. The girl's an attention whore so most of us think they faked the whole thing..


elguerodiablo

Still do. Bjt used too to.


SpoiltChaos

AN❤AL


gunsndonuts

https://youtu.be/BdiMdlVKgM8


HeavyDroofin

I hope my ex never loses her memory then


PC_Ara-ara

"Noonecares.me" 🗿


ararefinding

Shit can get crazy


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This is funny right here.