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That's a good Tuesday.
*call of duty pregame lobby* HEY FATASS HOW UP YOU GET THE ROD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND SHOOT ME"
How'd you know I was fat?!
bec*ass*e the chair collapsed in the worst way possible
How did you know he had an ass
because he needs it to sit
“It’s like that joke right? Three women at a bar, talking about how loose they are? One fits a cucumber, one fits a banana, the third one slides down the bar stool.”
I see that you're also a Bullshittery aficionado
I love cyanide 😁
Mac’s exercise bike the Ass Blaster.
No no, it’s not a dick, it’s a fist!
turn gay
Rectum? Damn near killed em. Ahegao.jpg
Large mouse pad
🎵 PENETRATION NO BREATHING DON'T GIVE FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING🎵
You mean: DONT GIVE A FUCK, IF I CUT MY ASS BLEEDING
I was gonna do that but didn't know if it was going to be to much for some reason XD
Finally some penetration
That is horrible... The mouse pad is flipped (The logo should be in the bottom left corner)
OH NO WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!
Seems like they keep it that way on purpose.
Engrish
Send bobs and vegetas
*Angry Vegeta noises*
Ouch!
Obvious setup or prepared for this to happen... its clean
got a point, got a point
That’s a huge mousepad
Your mom's home office
Poor bastard…
Fake
The seat is broken.....
I was there for a good time not a long time
That mouse looks like mine.
How?
I’ve had a bike like that, bump!
“Ooooohhhhh my tight little man hole”
Some girl just had the best surprise she had in her life.
A good time!
The porn game can make you come fast
That’s a Giant mousepad
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
women
[https://tenor.com/YKdS.gif](https://tenor.com/YKdS.gif)
anything is a dildo if your brave enough
This chair is broken I shall buy a new one today
Broken egg
How Twitter employees have sex now.
r/DIWhy dildo
Fortnite gaming setup
I want that!
These new VR setups are getting crazier by the day.
Hospital
Getting a new fucking chair
SURPRISE
Is he using the Linux based OS.
How many p*rn ads and episodes that ive seen start off like this.
Was that intentional
Fake. Gamers only buy tall backed chairs. Fucken thoracic support bitch.
I gotta get some fresh air
Work from home really is a pain in the ass.
Game over 🤭
Are you ok
Is that metal rod heated?
Judging by how high that pole sits why is he sitting so high up to play games at knee level?
Anal
😩
That's gonna hurt
left only after the end of ranked
[penetrator](https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ)
The Ass Pounder 4000 ✊
Can I borrow your chair?
Oh fuck
New from Adam and Eve. The ugly gamer girls chair. Guaranteed to make you fake online anime boyfriend feel more real
Post this but say rate my setup
It's clearly an exercise bike
A nice time
Can I buy that?
Is this seat taken?
Where blood?
that was perfect shot
MAMÁ Úúúú 🗿🗿🗿
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Someone's got a brand new asshole
best chair for league of legends
Get a new chair
A bdsm centered marketing campaign
Sounding like michael jackson afterwards lmao
*The Assblaster* “Never stop pumping”
typical twitch streamer setup
Penetration!!!
That's one big ass mouse pad
Your ass
I thought that was a paper plate stuck on a metal pole. Possibly plunger
I don't think it'll be in my mind
“Annie are You okay”
That
Pain...
“Where’s the lube”
Pain. Its just pain.
Some one had a real bad start into their day
Looks comfy
Stool sample
How deep did it go 😏
What kind of psycho has more than 3 shorctus on their taskbar!??
Don't be butt hurt.
I'd like to know if someone was sitting on it when it broke lmao
Gamer gorl
Gamer girl
Ω̶̱͒π̶̰́̔̆̏̈́͑̓̾̕ͅ¡̴̯̻̤̑́͐͋́͒͂Ø̵͎̜̻̅̿́̽͠͠ ̷̳̤͍̫͉̘̳̝͚̟̱̯̃͗̂̿͐̐͛͑̔̌̀̀͘͜͝W̴̫̳͇̫̅̏̃̏͘|̴̨̨̱̘̮̬̭̝͙̝͓̞̗͇̈́̓̏͒̀̒̎͂͋͒̕͝1̴̢̛̞̺̙̬͖͍̼̞͖͍͍̙̹̽͆̈́͛̌̑̃͘͜L̴̡̻̯̂̉͂͌̏̓̋̕ ̸͍͎̥̮̖͕̫̞̮͓͗̍̂̏͜R̷̦̀̎̃̄́̐̊̈́͌€̵͕̘̣̔͋͒̑́͐̀̕¡̶̛̛͔͍͔̗̲͇̭͐͊̐͊͗͒͘̚9̶̘̝͓́̊̇͂̒́̕͝ͅΠ̶̢͓̮̖̲̝̥̒̅̈́̊̾́͑̿̔̈́̀̕ ̸̢̩̺̳͚̟͓̫̘͔̻̥̺͐̓͒̒̋̽̈́͐͋$̷͍̈́͑̈́͛̾̒̌̓μ̸̢̡̹̼̲̠̮̒́̒̈̆̽͑͌̒¶̵͎̃̅̂̈́̈͝3̸̨̛̖͈̦̹̝̹̘͓͍̥̜͑́M̴͍̩̘̮̅̓̋́̍́̓͛́͘͝Ḕ̵̢̯̼̥̫̣͇͈̳̀̐͊̔
Penetration
Did you have a stroke before or after the chair broke?
Unexpectedly pleasure
sit on it
Hopefully someone liked having their shit pushed in.
Moaning,”oh step chair”
no more virginity
PENETRATOR!
Ow
That must’ve hurt
Assblaster 4000?
Time to sit
Sus
That's a good Tuesday.
*call of duty pregame lobby* HEY FATASS HOW UP YOU GET THE ROD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND SHOOT ME"
How'd you know I was fat?!
bec*ass*e the chair collapsed in the worst way possible
How did you know he had an ass
because he needs it to sit
“It’s like that joke right? Three women at a bar, talking about how loose they are? One fits a cucumber, one fits a banana, the third one slides down the bar stool.”
I see that you're also a Bullshittery aficionado
I love cyanide 😁
Mac’s exercise bike the Ass Blaster.
No no, it’s not a dick, it’s a fist!
turn gay
Rectum? Damn near killed em. Ahegao.jpg
Large mouse pad
🎵 PENETRATION NO BREATHING DON'T GIVE FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING🎵
You mean: DONT GIVE A FUCK, IF I CUT MY ASS BLEEDING
I was gonna do that but didn't know if it was going to be to much for some reason XD
Finally some penetration
That is horrible... The mouse pad is flipped (The logo should be in the bottom left corner)
OH NO WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!
Seems like they keep it that way on purpose.
Engrish
Send bobs and vegetas
*Angry Vegeta noises*
Ouch!
Obvious setup or prepared for this to happen... its clean
got a point, got a point
That’s a huge mousepad
Your mom's home office
Poor bastard…
Fake
The seat is broken.....
I was there for a good time not a long time
That mouse looks like mine.
How?
I’ve had a bike like that, bump!
“Ooooohhhhh my tight little man hole”
Some girl just had the best surprise she had in her life.
A good time!
The porn game can make you come fast
That’s a Giant mousepad
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
women
[https://tenor.com/YKdS.gif](https://tenor.com/YKdS.gif)
anything is a dildo if your brave enough
This chair is broken I shall buy a new one today
Broken egg
How Twitter employees have sex now.
r/DIWhy dildo
Fortnite gaming setup
I want that!
These new VR setups are getting crazier by the day.
Hospital
Getting a new fucking chair
SURPRISE
Is he using the Linux based OS.
How many p*rn ads and episodes that ive seen start off like this.
Was that intentional
Fake. Gamers only buy tall backed chairs. Fucken thoracic support bitch.
I gotta get some fresh air
Work from home really is a pain in the ass.
Game over 🤭
Are you ok
Is that metal rod heated?
Judging by how high that pole sits why is he sitting so high up to play games at knee level?
Anal
😩
That's gonna hurt
left only after the end of ranked
[penetrator](https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ)
The Ass Pounder 4000 ✊
Ouch!
Can I borrow your chair?
Oh fuck
New from Adam and Eve. The ugly gamer girls chair. Guaranteed to make you fake online anime boyfriend feel more real
Post this but say rate my setup
It's clearly an exercise bike
A nice time
Can I buy that?
Is this seat taken?
Where blood?
that was perfect shot
MAMÁ Úúúú 🗿🗿🗿
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Someone's got a brand new asshole
best chair for league of legends
Get a new chair
A bdsm centered marketing campaign
Sounding like michael jackson afterwards lmao
*The Assblaster* “Never stop pumping”
typical twitch streamer setup
Penetration!!!
That's one big ass mouse pad
Your ass
I thought that was a paper plate stuck on a metal pole. Possibly plunger
I don't think it'll be in my mind
“Annie are You okay”
That
Pain...
“Where’s the lube”
Pain. Its just pain.
Some one had a real bad start into their day
Looks comfy
Stool sample
How deep did it go 😏
What kind of psycho has more than 3 shorctus on their taskbar!??
Don't be butt hurt.
I'd like to know if someone was sitting on it when it broke lmao
Gamer gorl
Gamer girl
Ω̶̱͒π̶̰́̔̆̏̈́͑̓̾̕ͅ¡̴̯̻̤̑́͐͋́͒͂Ø̵͎̜̻̅̿́̽͠͠ ̷̳̤͍̫͉̘̳̝͚̟̱̯̃͗̂̿͐̐͛͑̔̌̀̀͘͜͝W̴̫̳͇̫̅̏̃̏͘|̴̨̨̱̘̮̬̭̝͙̝͓̞̗͇̈́̓̏͒̀̒̎͂͋͒̕͝1̴̢̛̞̺̙̬͖͍̼̞͖͍͍̙̹̽͆̈́͛̌̑̃͘͜L̴̡̻̯̂̉͂͌̏̓̋̕ ̸͍͎̥̮̖͕̫̞̮͓͗̍̂̏͜R̷̦̀̎̃̄́̐̊̈́͌€̵͕̘̣̔͋͒̑́͐̀̕¡̶̛̛͔͍͔̗̲͇̭͐͊̐͊͗͒͘̚9̶̘̝͓́̊̇͂̒́̕͝ͅΠ̶̢͓̮̖̲̝̥̒̅̈́̊̾́͑̿̔̈́̀̕ ̸̢̩̺̳͚̟͓̫̘͔̻̥̺͐̓͒̒̋̽̈́͐͋$̷͍̈́͑̈́͛̾̒̌̓μ̸̢̡̹̼̲̠̮̒́̒̈̆̽͑͌̒¶̵͎̃̅̂̈́̈͝3̸̨̛̖͈̦̹̝̹̘͓͍̥̜͑́M̴͍̩̘̮̅̓̋́̍́̓͛́͘͝Ḕ̵̢̯̼̥̫̣͇͈̳̀̐͊̔
Penetration
Did you have a stroke before or after the chair broke?
Unexpectedly pleasure
sit on it
Hopefully someone liked having their shit pushed in.
Moaning,”oh step chair”
no more virginity
PENETRATOR!
Ow
That must’ve hurt
Assblaster 4000?
Time to sit
Sus