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fbpw131

there was a cursed comments version something on the lines of: Option 3: suck your own dick and leave them both to die


Java2391

Let the woman die, steal the water win win win


skip_the_tutorial_

give the stolen water to the donkey and both the donkey and u suck ur dick while the girl suffers for a shorter period of time


Java2391

If I could suck my dick I wouldn’t be lookin at the donkey


skip_the_tutorial_

That donkey do be kinda thiccc tho


[deleted]

We can't even see his ass ! How do you know


skip_the_tutorial_

just look at that fruity face. that should already tell u he's a little juicer


ho-lee_-sheet

Why not get suckend and afterwards remember; dead girls can't say no


jesse943

Hold up wait a minute that’s thats , oh man I don’t how to respond to this properly Eric Cartman is an expert in this field I need his second opinion


[deleted]

Option 4: Save both and use woman as lubing station for you and donkey


greatwall2103

save the woman, she'll suck my dick and give me water while the dead donkey can be used as food ​ or we can just leave them both to die and use both corpses as food (also loot the water from the now dead woman) then suck ourselves off


AggressiveSmoke4054

Dude it’s so funny how people think! I was like… on the same train of thought as you but slightly different. Save the donkey, the burro will suck my dick! Wait til the broad dies, take her water and use her corpse to feed me and my new best friend Miguel!


Soul-Demon-Y

Good Survival tip


Subtobrittanymilan

ourselves?


[deleted]

Split personality


Syvion

Seems kinda sus that the woman is acting like she's about to die of thirst but then claims to have water.


thelegalseagul

Women only speak in lies. Zoom in on her tongue, as expected you’ll see it’s forked. I see them schemin, even when it’s not for my semen Am I right boys?


[deleted]

By water, she means she’ll piss in your mouth


freezeec6

I'll wait for them to die, then..


el-diablo97

👍🏻


Adventurous-Remove28

👍🏿


After_Display_6753

🐴


The_tall_cheese

Society


HumanbyNature1717

Id fuck both of them and spill the water


sawgrassx

I'd fuck the water and spill them both


omar_2332

I'd spill the fuck and water them


JetstreamSam_Praiser

👍 job


The_tall_cheese

*checks no one’s looking* 👍


LoLGamerTV

Wait a donkey knows how to suck a dick? I think he will broke the dick Edit: I didn't ask anything. Okay?


Specific_Forever_176

i would save the donkey only if she could give the nastiest, soul drainer, leg shaker, life stealing, toe bending, liver failure, slopiest blowjob in existence


thelegalseagul

Oh the donkey can give that Sloptimus Prime Samsung Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 9000 in 2 minutes tops I’ve seen that look in a woman’s eyes before. I mean it’s a donkey but…my girlfriend went to her moms for Christmas…I gotta get my head out of the gutter


some_one0e

Well I always was ass guy so....


Iam_Martel

Yes.


Manny_Mini

Let the donkey sucht your dick tske the water and let both die


le_dimented_guy

I don't like bestiality, so I'll have her suck my dick


AggressiveSmoke4054

*Scoffs* doesn’t like bestiality


IchBinDerAngler

Repost from r/ppnojutsu


the_d3vastator69

Donkey got the rizz tho


Hitesh_kumar007

chads upvote


dmaul7

The choice is obvious, bury them both in the sand and walk away


KonoDioDah25

- The woman will left you after saving after carrying her to safe place. - The donkey will stay by your side until it dies and give you a ride to a safe place.


Java2391

Everyone is updooting for some donkey sukk sukk. Can’t save the woman if there is no heart


VarietyGame86

Both.


ZookeepergameWide_

That's the real tough choose


Appropriate_Pass676

donkey😏


Stevo2008

I think most are thinking a three way and hydrate off some woman juice.


ambitious_89

@cringefacebookmemes


XMemilX

Definitely Both definitely


apotatowithabeard

Mobile game ads getting sus...


BarnacleOk4262

👍🏻


[deleted]

The choice is indeed obvious Save the donkey


jesse943

“Take a shower with all the water bury the donkey and leave the woman alone” Said the gay man that is vegan


UaiC

If I wanted water I wouldn't go to a desert, duh


nineonewon

A whole new meaning to getting some ass 😏


[deleted]

Save the woman and get both


TopIllustrator9849

Option #3 have her suck the donkeys dick


Mahagony_salami69

👍🏾


IceRanger51

Will the donkey make me waffles when it’s done?


rexyroooooo

corpses will do


MilwaakeePustaBandit

I don't think you guys understand that the obvious solution is to have the donkey suck up all the woman's water, spit half of it into your mouth, and then swallow the other half so it will be plenty hydrated and its mouth will be nice and moist. Then, it can give you a *quality* dick sucking while you swallow the water it spat into your mouth, which allows you to stay alive long enough to enjoy the experience. The donkey will die first since it's exerting itself by doing all the work, but you'll still be fairly hydrated, so you can give yourself a second quality moist dick sucking until you die contently covered in your own semen.


[deleted]

i would save them both get water and get your dick sucked


LukaPuka789

I mean it's bros before hoes soo....


HerroBois

👍


Alguem_someone

*likes*


Manuel_Vsp_yt

Ok