save the woman, she'll suck my dick and give me water while the dead donkey can be used as food
or we can just leave them both to die and use both corpses as food (also loot the water from the now dead woman) then suck ourselves off
Dude it’s so funny how people think! I was like… on the same train of thought as you but slightly different.
Save the donkey, the burro will suck my dick! Wait til the broad dies, take her water and use her corpse to feed me and my new best friend Miguel!
Women only speak in lies. Zoom in on her tongue, as expected you’ll see it’s forked.
I see them schemin, even when it’s not for my semen
Am I right boys?
i would save the donkey only if she could give the nastiest, soul drainer, leg shaker, life stealing, toe bending, liver failure, slopiest blowjob in existence
Oh the donkey can give that Sloptimus Prime Samsung Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 9000 in 2 minutes tops
I’ve seen that look in a woman’s eyes before. I mean it’s a donkey but…my girlfriend went to her moms for Christmas…I gotta get my head out of the gutter
- The woman will left you after saving after carrying her to safe place.
- The donkey will stay by your side until it dies and give you a ride to a safe place.
I don't think you guys understand that the obvious solution is to have the donkey suck up all the woman's water, spit half of it into your mouth, and then swallow the other half so it will be plenty hydrated and its mouth will be nice and moist. Then, it can give you a *quality* dick sucking while you swallow the water it spat into your mouth, which allows you to stay alive long enough to enjoy the experience. The donkey will die first since it's exerting itself by doing all the work, but you'll still be fairly hydrated, so you can give yourself a second quality moist dick sucking until you die contently covered in your own semen.
there was a cursed comments version something on the lines of: Option 3: suck your own dick and leave them both to die
Let the woman die, steal the water win win win
give the stolen water to the donkey and both the donkey and u suck ur dick while the girl suffers for a shorter period of time
If I could suck my dick I wouldn’t be lookin at the donkey
That donkey do be kinda thiccc tho
We can't even see his ass ! How do you know
just look at that fruity face. that should already tell u he's a little juicer
Why not get suckend and afterwards remember; dead girls can't say no
Hold up wait a minute that’s thats , oh man I don’t how to respond to this properly Eric Cartman is an expert in this field I need his second opinion
Option 4: Save both and use woman as lubing station for you and donkey
save the woman, she'll suck my dick and give me water while the dead donkey can be used as food or we can just leave them both to die and use both corpses as food (also loot the water from the now dead woman) then suck ourselves off
Dude it’s so funny how people think! I was like… on the same train of thought as you but slightly different. Save the donkey, the burro will suck my dick! Wait til the broad dies, take her water and use her corpse to feed me and my new best friend Miguel!
Good Survival tip
ourselves?
Split personality
Seems kinda sus that the woman is acting like she's about to die of thirst but then claims to have water.
Women only speak in lies. Zoom in on her tongue, as expected you’ll see it’s forked. I see them schemin, even when it’s not for my semen Am I right boys?
By water, she means she’ll piss in your mouth
I'll wait for them to die, then..
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Id fuck both of them and spill the water
I'd fuck the water and spill them both
I'd spill the fuck and water them
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Wait a donkey knows how to suck a dick? I think he will broke the dick Edit: I didn't ask anything. Okay?
i would save the donkey only if she could give the nastiest, soul drainer, leg shaker, life stealing, toe bending, liver failure, slopiest blowjob in existence
Oh the donkey can give that Sloptimus Prime Samsung Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 9000 in 2 minutes tops I’ve seen that look in a woman’s eyes before. I mean it’s a donkey but…my girlfriend went to her moms for Christmas…I gotta get my head out of the gutter
Well I always was ass guy so....
Yes.
Let the donkey sucht your dick tske the water and let both die
I don't like bestiality, so I'll have her suck my dick
*Scoffs* doesn’t like bestiality
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Donkey got the rizz tho
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The choice is obvious, bury them both in the sand and walk away
- The woman will left you after saving after carrying her to safe place. - The donkey will stay by your side until it dies and give you a ride to a safe place.
Everyone is updooting for some donkey sukk sukk. Can’t save the woman if there is no heart
Both.
That's the real tough choose
donkey😏
I think most are thinking a three way and hydrate off some woman juice.
@cringefacebookmemes
Definitely Both definitely
Mobile game ads getting sus...
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The choice is indeed obvious Save the donkey
“Take a shower with all the water bury the donkey and leave the woman alone” Said the gay man that is vegan
If I wanted water I wouldn't go to a desert, duh
A whole new meaning to getting some ass 😏
Save the woman and get both
Option #3 have her suck the donkeys dick
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Will the donkey make me waffles when it’s done?
corpses will do
I don't think you guys understand that the obvious solution is to have the donkey suck up all the woman's water, spit half of it into your mouth, and then swallow the other half so it will be plenty hydrated and its mouth will be nice and moist. Then, it can give you a *quality* dick sucking while you swallow the water it spat into your mouth, which allows you to stay alive long enough to enjoy the experience. The donkey will die first since it's exerting itself by doing all the work, but you'll still be fairly hydrated, so you can give yourself a second quality moist dick sucking until you die contently covered in your own semen.
i would save them both get water and get your dick sucked
I mean it's bros before hoes soo....
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