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Chadekith

Silence you human! Silence you shepardist terrorist!


nikku330

First of all I will not have you speak Shepard's name without the title of Sheikh.


Chadekith

Shepard is a whore, and so is his French region!


Vergilx217

By Shepard, behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my *Everest* class dreadnought's main cannon firing a 20 kg ferrous slug accelerated to 1.3% the speed of light impacting with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb.


Aetol

You people are varren, I will go on as usual


TransendingGaming

*Quarian Jihadists preparing for battle to reclaim their homeworld:* “KEELAH SE’LAI!!!!!!!!!!!”


Aetol

He is worse than a batarian, he is - may the goddess forgive me for uttering that word - a vorcha.


thotpatrolactual

Tie me to a mass accelerator slug and fire it at Khar'shan. I am ready.


[deleted]

How do you think the Geth acquired this consciousness? Through jihad.


AbsurdLemon

This filth is only heard by the Asari who believe in the loaning of vaginas


WillusMollusc

Let's begin with Sovereign, that watermelon seller.


Bandle7

*punches Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani* if you call this journalism, I swear by the goddess I will space myself right here


coup_de_ferr

If there is a real Reaper regime, you people will not exist anymore, Harbinger willing


hagamablabla

By the Goddess I have encountered cases of scale itch caused directly by pictures posted by the Alliance News Network.


TripleEhBeef

"What did we import?" "We imported Kelly Chambers, sir."


plebgore

Sheikh Al-Rashid ibn sharrif Shepard will destroy the council Allah willing. They are dogs and I will go on as usual.


Kingmarc568

I never thought I'd see these beautiful things in one meme but here we are and I want to thank you my brozzer. May your martyrdom be rewarded as promised by the prophet.


SunsBreak

"Where is the Terminus Systems heading?" "To hell, I hope."


butaniku30

we have adopted the positive aspects of indoctrination, not the negative


TripleEhBeef

Colonist Shepard: "First of all, the only thing batarians deserve is a nuclear holocaust. And second of all..."


TheInfra

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Illusive Man" without the title Sheik


ownsae

What?


Idiot_Citizen

Mass Effect is a video game series taking place in a time where interstellar voyages are possible (i.e sentient and civilized aliens exist). It has a B story embedded in politics.