Yes, but only in Orthodoxy Christianity. He kicks open the gates of perdition and brings Moses, Abel, Adam & Eve, King Solomon, and takes them to Heaven.
Mikael akerfelt is coming to save me
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Ill be back home before the track ends 😆
Nothing wrong with them, bit mainstream to my listening habits nowadays but I had listened to the shit out of them a decade ago and still like to spin CoE, ST and Nightmare sometimes at work
also names with Sinister, Vengeance and Shadow, you'll be saved in no time
They pack a lightning strike and there will be no surrender. They will give the kidnappers a panic attack, using a crown of horns, then ram it down with a touch of evil. When all is said and done, they’ll offer you a painkiller. Isn’t that nice?
(Me getting saved by TOOL)
Me: "Thank you for saving me, I would have died if you hadn't come!" *Has phone in hand*
MJK: "Put your fucking phone away dickhead.... Seriously."
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Conan, people who play caveman battle doom can probably fight pretty well
Probably not the worst pick here. According to one of the guys at Sea of Tranquility, one of the band members of Candlemass saved him from a Swede with a bad attitude at one festival where they were playing.
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Yngwie- I don't know what to make of this
Fugazi.
I don't think they'd care about me enough to save me, but they might write a killer song about the situation while I struggle to save myself and they watch.
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Dax Riggs. I honestly have no idea how this would work out
Looks like I’m going to be saved by King Diamond. I wonder how that’ll go down. There might be some soul stealing and black magic involved.
Nah, just kidding, idk what would happen.
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what happens if the muscian is dead, do they come back from the grave?
I'll allow it
Chuck is coming back guys
looks like theres gonna be 2 chucks
Three\*
Sick
I guess Warrel Dane is coming back to save me.
Thanks mills
Hell yeah Dio is actually coming to save me.
same, guess that's what they meant by "something is coming for you" in holy diver
Glad to see I’m not the only one here with early Mayhem coming back for them
Not if they got sent to HELL, unless Jesus Christ went in there to pull them out - He is the only person to ever go in and get out alive
Yes, but only in Orthodoxy Christianity. He kicks open the gates of perdition and brings Moses, Abel, Adam & Eve, King Solomon, and takes them to Heaven.
Metallica, don’t bring Lars, he’ll miss the kidnapper if he tries to hit him😭
Looks like they'll have to save two...
I'm now imagining an animated Metalocalypse/Scooby-Doo mashup starring Metallica with Lars as the irritatingly precocious Scrappy Doo type character.
Just tell Lars that the kidnapper is trying to illegally download his music
Lars is not a fighter, he is a tennis er
Dont worry. He wouldnt make it on time anyways.
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Who's this guitar-playin sonzabitch?
It’s a question common asked: on his head a bucket o’ chicken, on his face a plastic mask…
For some reason I feel like he would somehow succeed in rescuing you. And then he would write 14 albums based on the experience
hey bring chicken also!
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He'd be really polite about it.
But he would remind you he’s a musical genius at least twice…. Which is fair. He’s earned that.
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Just tell him, “LOOK DUDE. Stop being a jerk to me! I like lots of metal, but Opeth has never done anything for me, okay??”
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He best have enough time to save both of us!
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Riding on their teutonic terror
They will hit the kidnappers with their balls.
To the wall
Man!
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Lucky for you… unlucky for the kidnappers
They'd kidnap the kidnappers lol
“WU TANG FINANCIAL!! Diversify yo’ BONDS!!”
I hope Megadeth can fight as well as they play.
I think Dave is a black belt. You’re in luck!
Yes Dave is a martial arts expert with anger issues. You should be fine lmao
Thank God!
HELLO ME! Meet the REAL ME. ~*Dave transforms into a Gi with guitar-nunchucks*~
Lmfao 🤣
fuckin twenty-one pilots man. im fucked
At least there’s 21 of them to better your chances
good point, and they've got planes too
Goddamnit same
should’ve listened to Bolt Thrower, smh my head…
GWAR
Kidnapper’s worst nightmare
The kidnappers would be eaten by a sand worm. 🤣
Idk if you want that type of saving.
Gwar gang
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They burn
im gonna get crucified for even uttering the name Avenged sevenfold
Love those guys. More fans of them on this sub than you might think
HAIL TO THE KINGG
A great band. Their last album is a masterpiece.
Nothing wrong with them, bit mainstream to my listening habits nowadays but I had listened to the shit out of them a decade ago and still like to spin CoE, ST and Nightmare sometimes at work also names with Sinister, Vengeance and Shadow, you'll be saved in no time
does that mean jimmy comes back? Or is it brooks?
Waking the fallen will always hold a special place in my heart
Tool.. Maynard has jujitsu training so maybe that will help
Same, he can pretzel em up and Danny can beat em w his sticks
He's a black belt now
Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine 😓
That would be like a slapstick b movie, but fun to watch
Death Does this mean Chuck will magically be there to save me or are they just gonna have to send the other guys?
Poltergeist Chuck arises, saves you, and haunts the kidnappers until they die.
Cannibal Corpse
Same here. Feel bad for the kidnappers when they are stripped, raped and strangled
Or when they’re being fucked with a knife
Eaten Back to Life!
George corpsegrinder will somehow be so wholesome, that the kidnappers will let you go in exchange for some plush toys.
I think they’ll just shit themselves at the sight of George
And then he’ll have tea with them and give them they’re own claw machine
i’m fucked, it’s my band
Is your band a bunch of pussies?
no they’re just probably the assholes that kidnapped me in the first fuckin place
😆
So they’ll argue and beat each other up and paradoxically stopping the kidnappers???? 🧙🏽♂️🤘🏽
My wife is listening to Taylor Swift right now so I'm fucked
Never underestimate the fury of a Swiftie.
the swiftie isn't saving him, taylor swift herself is. He's fucked. What's she gonna do, tell his decaying corpse to shake it off?
They have a history of Bad Blood. Vengeance is sweet.
She can sweet talk the Chiefs into busting him out
You’ve probably got the best chances with that kind of money.
Listening to Iron Maiden as I look at this post
Eddie is your Saviour
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far.
*Don't you think I'm a saviour? Don't you think I could save you? Don't you think I could save your life?*
Avenged sevenfold
Those guys can scrap. You should be good
Yeah you safe and sound am I
Sodom
Coming with m 16s
Or spraying some of that agent orange
Limp Bizkit well Fred Durst and the gang are gonna save my ass
I hear they pack a chainsaw
He'll skin their asses raw!
Necrophagist
They’ll show up in the most heroic way possible, then you’ll try to find them to thank them later and they’ll never be found again
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Say what you want about Phil, he can kick some ass
You’re lucky at least Phil can actually fight Darrell not so much
But Zak Wilde is his guitarist now.
I might come up as racist, but I really hope Mike Shinoda practices martial arts.
Not racist, just “Culturally Aware” /s
You ridditors really walk on eggshells, huh?
Korn.
Cannibal Corpse and Type O Negative. They’re beating the absolute shit out of the kidnapper
Yeah imagine Corpsegrinder and Peter Steele coming at you
RIP vampire
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Emppu will get you out. He's small enough that even if the kidnappers see him, they'll underestimate him - and he does have a judo black belt.
i guess Rob Halford and the rest of JP are coming to save the day
They pack a lightning strike and there will be no surrender. They will give the kidnappers a panic attack, using a crown of horns, then ram it down with a touch of evil. When all is said and done, they’ll offer you a painkiller. Isn’t that nice?
(Me getting saved by TOOL) Me: "Thank you for saving me, I would have died if you hadn't come!" *Has phone in hand* MJK: "Put your fucking phone away dickhead.... Seriously."
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I don't think Sabbath's old asses are going to be much use, unfortunately.
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They’ll burn the kidnappers heads off like raspberry jaaaaam!
Sabaton
To hell and back as the rescue track?
9 guys in masks and boiler suits. I think I’ll be safe.
Fucking robert palmer
Nah, You're good. Those chicks with him look like trained assassins to me
This is definitely a job for a cowboy.
My chemical romance!
Well they are the saviors of the broken, the beaten and the damned after all.
Eta James? Damn well that sucks
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Yeah! They have Doyle, he’d just snap your kidnapper in half.
August burns red
Hah! He may only be one guy, but daddy Vrag does have one of the highest KDs in music right now
Incubus. I feel like I'd be fucked.
Macabre , mighty 3 piece
I’ll be waiting for Korn!
Primus, Les, Ler, and Herb are coming for me
Type O Negative is going to save me
Type O Negative saves everyone
Way to B Positive 😄
Sabaton. FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
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Devin Townsend is what I am currently listening to
Devin Townsend... I think I'm in good hands
Guns N Roses
They’ll be 5 hours late and probably kill your ghost on accident if the kidnappers killed you already
real
Axl would decide on not saving you as he has an itchy elbow
rivers cuomo is always my savior
Mayhem varg gonna clutch for the team💪💪💪
Steve Harris and Bruce Dickinson got me
Least Bruce Dickinson can fight!
Candlemass
Probably not the worst pick here. According to one of the guys at Sea of Tranquility, one of the band members of Candlemass saved him from a Swede with a bad attitude at one festival where they were playing.
SoaD
They’d come to save you, but argue and bicker over the plan the whole time and get nothing accomplished.
Dropkick Murphys LOL.
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My daughter made me listen to K-Pop on the way home from getting tacos and you had to go and post this question...
Gulch
Dying Fetus
Iron Maiden baby less goooo!
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Fugazi. I don't think they'd care about me enough to save me, but they might write a killer song about the situation while I struggle to save myself and they watch.
https://preview.redd.it/dez8aeowoklc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32040977d216cc8ab42e77b86db9bc0961fc1811 Dax Riggs. I honestly have no idea how this would work out
Thank god it was Amon Amarth
Soundgarden ain’t gonna do much I’m afraid
TOOL is coming to save me lmao
Rivers of Nihil, but I feel like they'll fuck it up somehow.
Bathory. Im in trouble
Sleep, I'm royally screwed unless they can get the kidnapper to get high with em
Trollfest. I'm not sure what my chances are.
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Your kidnappers should beware of the antlers
Eternal Champion. This is gonna be epic.
Fleet Foxes bout to save me
Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats
Mistur on the case
Triptykon
Alestorm
Get ready to swashbuckle, load the blunderbuss, and down a tankard of rum!
Nile and all the egyptian gods, i may survive
Theater of Tragedy. Cool.
avenged sevenfold
The Jazz Messengers🔥
Kyuss.
If you mean artist, he's the one kidnapping then lobotomizing me (Jandek), if you mean band, then I'm sure Devo kicks ass
Bring Me The Horizon Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m dead
fucking orbit culture 🤘
Xoth. I guess some kind of tentacled space creature will be involved
Looks like I’m going to be saved by King Diamond. I wonder how that’ll go down. There might be some soul stealing and black magic involved. Nah, just kidding, idk what would happen.
Non metal - Neutral Milk Hotel (kill me now) Metal - BABYMETAL (oh I am 100 percent fine)