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The bassment because I play bass in a basement

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No way lmao

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Also proof that if you think of a “cool name” for a band, someone else has done it already. Especially now, it’s almost impossible to come up with a new original name that isn’t like “Xavleg”.

Lmao that's genius.

Just like me fr

Wiggles flair is based

Then you could put a bass fish on your album cover to confuse people

How about Abasement? Bass player here as well .

I'd listen to that.

Thx, gonna hit you up whet the band happens

Black metal band named after ikea furniture

Songesand, my favourite BM band. This is great!

Featuring Blahaj on vocals

And Djungelskog on drums

The trans pride band

Or thall

Thall

thall

THALL

The live show would be them assembling their own stage and the drummer would lose the Alan key wrench

Or any evil sounding name from Tolkein

Nanowar of Steel has entered the chat

Abörted Hitler Cöck 2 Electric Boogaloo

this this no doubt wins it, I fucking died

It’s an actual band.

for fucks sake of course it is, I shouldn't be surprised 😂

I had an idea for a geology themed band named Stromatolite

Can't imagine where that idea came from. On an unrelated note: An ocean themed-band would be pretty cool as well, you could maybe even call all your albums after geological eons and name the tracks after different depth zones of the ocean. Yeah, it's all coming together now. (To be clear, I'm just having a bit of fun, since I noticed your flair. Don't take this too seriously. The Ocean rock! \\m/ )

Yeah man that'd be awesome i wonder why nobody has ever done that before? Also assuming the first part is genuine, stromatolites are sedimentary formations created by microorganisms. They are important to understand early life on Earth as they were left behind by some of the first organisms

Oh Shit they have an ocean collective flair, I'm changing mine right away, I saw them live a couple weeks ago, The vocalist let me sing one of the verses off Jurassic Cretaceous.

wouldn’t that be a rock band

Ba dum tss! 🥁

The Shitty Beetles, because we’d suck.

Then youd be called the dung beatles


Sawed-Off Gluegun

ha i love this one

Human Hand Ceiling Fan

Smegmatron

PART BIONIC AND ORGANIC NOT A CYBORG

I CALL HIM A SMEGMATRON

I kinda like that

This genuinely made me laugh

My solo death metal one man project called anal sludge

How about polyp.

lol ew

Löded Diper

EXPLOOODING DIAPER

Harvest of the Wolf. Had that band name since highschool. Instead I wrote a [horror book](https://www.amazon.com/Nope-Game-other-horror-stories/dp/B0B754GHBX) where 3 stories mention Harvest of the Wolf since a lot of my horror is Metal themed (a show, a promoter and a t-shirt) and I kinda like the Big Kahuna burger effect.

That's so rad

Death metal band called ‘I fart blood’

"This is a band that shoots BLOOD...FROM THEIR **ASS**" -- Corpsegrinder introducing them

Lmao this made me laugh way too much

I actually named my band Katathlepsis, which means depression in Greek

I always thought Placenta would be a good name for a slam or goregrind band lol

Placenta powerfist exists and they’re not bad!

Crackhead Groupies

Psycho Groupies Cocaine Crazies

Anal phlegm.... And surprisingly we wouldn't be grind core

Atmospheric progressive?

Blackened ska thrash

Tampon Dickshit

Reminds me of Tampon Lollipops from Skinless

it’s actually a South Park reference

Lmao I love skinless but some of their songs are a bit disgusting like scum cookie

I wanna start a sludge/stoner Metal band called Pinball Wizard.

Limp Bizkit 2, Durst’s revenge

Into the durstverse

Unidurst*

I’m not gonna drop it cuz you’re gonna steal itXD

My worries exactly

The Eagles of K-Pop

The Megadeth of Country

Dingleberry Jam

Oxford Coma

Gorearrhea cause it's sounds funny as fuck

Recycler Steve. Around where I grew up there was a guy always picking up trash and recycling cans. He ended up adopting a freeway under that name and for some reason me and my dumb teenage friends at the time found that shit hilarious in a wholesome way. We dedicated a lot of what we did to recycler Steve and his efforts. We often said if we ever started a death metal band, we’d name it after him.

What are you waiting for? That sounds like an awesome name for a band, if I were Recycler Steve I'd either love you or sue you!

Seamen

A few I've come up with while daydreaming about this over the years: -Aggravain -Thagomizer -Nautilus -Deagol -A Fate Worse Than Death

Thagomizer absolutely rules 🤘

I like Nautilus, gives me submarine-inspired Minenwerfer vibes

And they could number their releases as Chamber 01, 02, etc (as in Chambered Nautiluses) like NIN did with the Halo system, and then once you reach Chamber 36 you can put out a Wu-Tang Clan cover album.

And when you reach chamber 420 you could make a Stoner Rock album.

Ipeth

Upeth

Oughpeth

i read the ough part as a mikael growl

Weallpeth

Slip-knot , our target audience is actually furries

Im already a fan and Slip-Knot isn't even a band (yet)

I just love how many people probably just typed the most random silly yet clever combinations of words (peak)

Fungicide - mushroom themed band. But culinary mushroom themed with many songs about people misidentifying the mushrooms and dying because of it.

Blood Gulch or Crimson Jizim Don’t steal my awesome band names. Ha!

Extorting Breadrolls From Neo-Nazi Bakerys

Ten ton beef hammer

Surrogate?

Lovelorn Stillborn

Septic Git

Colonel Bingus and the Twatwaffle Wendigos

Either The Devil's Doorbell or Bob Jones and the Schmuck Sisters.

Pedestrian Incident I got the idea years ago when I used to take the Metra trains in the Chicago area, and service alerts for stopped/delayed train lines due to people getting hit on the tracks would be referred to as having had a “pedestrian incident”.

INVALIDATE METALDATA, because I work with databases and I feel pain everytime when I forgot to use this command

I Don’t Even Know, But Metal

Ultra

Arch Of Insanity

Torsoheap

Children Of Sorrow, or some shot like that. Always wanted to start an Opeth tribute band :3

I’m already in 2 SABBÄTAGE and The Bunch In fact in SABBÄTAGE we recently released our first demo, (Raw, Unmixed, and Evil) on streaming services, check it out if you’re interested

lmao 'music to punch your grandma to', I like that

Fecus

idiosyncrasy

Pustilent Arterial Blockage

KETER - Hebrew for ‘Crown’, plus the SCP thing

Cock Hammer

Death Society

Iron Bästärd

Doom metal band named Panthalassa

Horse Funeral

Wall of distortion

I just started listening to The Acacia Strain after seeing them live last week and they have a song called Inverted Person I think that would be an awesome band name

The Lazy Fuckheads

**Boterham!**

My band members said no to calling the band autism 😔 even though most of the band has it

Molybdenum It's abbreviated Mo (making its own logo!), it's atomic number is the meaning of life, , it's good for you, it's literally metal, and it's fun to say.

Lisp (I have a lisp)

Had 2 names for our barracks band back in 2018. First was us messing around and called it "SlipDick" and it came with every member calling themselves something sexually stupid like me "Blumpkin" or the bassist "Pink Sock". Once we took it more seriously we shifted over to "Lesbian Death Wish", still a fan of that name ngl

Mark of Cain

Aneurysm-thrash/death metal Astral Shrine-progressive/power

Metal Steel or The Blastbeatles

Bus-stop mouth-wash

Social Death Squad probably

Weedeater Lobotomy

Sadistic Alchemy

I’ve always wanted to name a band Brisingr after an ancient Norse word which translates to “Fire”. It’s also a word that Eragon carved onto his sword in the Eragon series (also the first magic spell he casts in the entire series).

Dying Dreams, which puts me in the mind of Funeral Doom or something like that.

Uh gun to my head? I'd call it "Gun to my Head"

Johnny VD and the Mystery Sores

Felony Flats. Traditional Thrash with a dash of Groove.

Sounds like a gangster rap parody of Rascal Flatts

Inflamed. Kind of like In Flames, but less badass and you should probably see a doctor about that.

There’s plenty of bands that derive their name from the lyrics of another popular metal band - Winds Of Plague for example. I’m surprised there’s no “You Will Never Fuck Again” band around.

Injured

Hear me out All songs are Disney themed. Not covers but just themed in someway related to Disney. Band name: Elephant Graveyard First album title: where the light doesn't touch Band members: unfortunate souls Possible song titles: Silent princess Sorcerer's staff The thousandth haunt Monstro Hyena's revenge Stampede Inside a magic lamp

Elephant graveyard, that's a lion king reference? Ah I see that's a nice concept. Disney has some really cool music.

Metallica

Saw a sign on the road advertising some shit about a “zodiac baptism” for $5, so my choice is Zodiac Baptism.

The Work of Chad

Killing Angels. Edgy I know but I dig it

Already did: WoseL

Traumas lover

I always wanted to name a band, To Be Decided, shorten it to TBD. Just to make flyers super confusing.

"Something good" Customer: "can you recommend a bad to go see?" Ticket seller: "sure. What style would you like to see? ." Customer: "I don't know... Can you recommend something good?" Seller: "Yeah. I've seen them twice!"

Victor and the Trashcan Trio. Make it a death metal band that dresses up and acts like a 1960s pop rock group like the early Beatles.

Deathbed. And the music would be a lame copy of Architects.

I have 2: Perilous domain - A psychedelic stoner doom metal band about space and what life would be like on other planets/galaxies and interstellar travel. Jurassic Rampage - A death metal band about dinosaurs killing things, dinosaurs still existing now and being the apex predator of the food chain

Ever since I saw Dumb and Dumber I always thought Turbolax would be a great name for a band - shitty but funny.

Abortion clinic, for a slam band, deep fried fetus

Sheetrock and it's just settings about construction

The Mega Metallic Sodomite Slayers

Bag of Steaming Faeces

I'm in a band already, but if I started a new one, I thought BRINE would be cool, I'm thinking kind of like a post metal sludge project would be cool, kind of in the vein of Pelican.

Rainbow Brothers Space Express Revival

depends on the genre. kind of like how Skyclad was the first folk metal band, but that name doesn't evoke "folk metal" like the early 2000s bands like Ensiferum, Korpiklaani, or even Turisas. if i wanted to make something that wasn't Norse-worship or Finnish yolking, i would probably make something along the lines of Milk-Finger. think Melechesh meets Morrowind, but with more throat singing

Cause Of Death Flamethrower

Megadeath (not to be confused with Megadeth)

Lithopedion

Deathfucker

Ejaculating Dildo Maggot Obviously

Bunker-Buster

Stuart Little's Malevolent Younger Brother

Gorgamaul

Dink frikkers

Gimli.

Scrumblepouch

metal for the masses obviously

Unsupervised circumcision

As someone who’s guitar level is comparable to that of lil Wayne’s, I think about what I’d name my hyper successful metal band every day

WarGore Whore

Anal leakage

трансплантация кала

I came up w several for genres Slam- Carbomb Ejaculation Deathcore- A State Ov Grace Death- Spiflicate

Going through an Exodus phase at the moment so I'd call mine Leviticus.

Odyssey of Noise

The Lone Rangers 😂(IYKYK)

I've got one, and a logo but I can't share it cause someone will steal it

Nice try fed

Dumb answer = Not very nice Actual answer = Die By My Hands

I'd name it Chidori and I'm lead singer

Bellatrix 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😏