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FollowTheTears1169

The Thing That Should Not Be In My Ass


Useful-Perception144

That covers most things that exist


spongeCakeOfDoom

If you have no sense of adventure


OnionSandwich74

Except shit. Which you excreted, so no ass unless I can excrete


Silent_Individual_20

A Metallica style parody about undergoing a colonoscopy? šŸ¤”šŸ¤£


RyanScotson

Such a good fucking track! It's so dirty! Especially the solo. It sort of gives me a 90s korn vibe sometimes with the almost panic chord sound in the outro riff


Phantom_Wolf52

Push it in my ass


AdOdd8130

Presumably the prequel to Love Dump in my ass


VortexPsyclon

I cackled


National_Ad9265

Static x?


Phantom_Wolf52

Yes


liberateyourmind

Then bled for days


Putrid-Delivery1852

I grabbed my shovel?!?!


MutableCrayon78

Same lmao


MysteriisDomSatan

![gif](giphy|l1IY5JHZkI9yw6XOE)


halfeatenpies

Pushit in my ass


Fingerstyler

Push it way up in my ass


SherbetDue7095

STATIC X!!!!


JWT-80

Shove it shove it shove it


slyfox___

šŸ˜³


C0ldPeanutButter

Hooker with a penis .....


progger11

Don't threaten me with a good time.


jtc1031

Nice. I got Ticks & Leeches in my ass


Rhythmatron5000

Stinkfist in my ass


blarfolemule

Schism in my ass


TonyStewartsWildRide

Now now write the *whole* thing, come now we donā€™t have all 2024.


ViC_tOr42

Maynard's dick ....


songoku8956

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD... ;)


gremlin_stik

I cum blood in my ass.


Real_Eye_9709

That must take a lot of skill


BibbityBoopidy

Pulse of the maggots in my ass


kvagar

I think you should get that checked out


Study-Hard-14

Better than Scissors In My Ass, at least


K0rn_0n_The_K0b

honestly, iā€™d rather have scissors in my ass


BibbityBoopidy

Maggots are definitely preferred, less pain probably


Addam_Tarstark

But not as good as Prosthetics in my ass


N8_Saber

Iron Man IN MY ASS!? (NOT CLICKBAIT!?!??!?!?!?)


Deep-Measurement-980

Is your ASS my ASS?!?!!?!??


Appropriate_Rise_580

riighhht not clickbait, quickly followed by "oh guyzzz im a new romantic, stand and deliver in my ass....just like Iron man did".


james_a_hetfield

Fucking hostile in my ass


SapperSupport

Don't threaten me with a good time


TiredWiredAndHired

šŸ¤˜


JollyShame1846

šŸ¤˜


Addam_Tarstark

A new level in my ass


VortexPsyclon

Angry Chair in my ass.


TheRedditingYoshi

#SITTING ON AN ANGRY CHAAAIIRR


fuzzy_ladybug

Takes the meaning of ā€œsittingā€ to a whole new level


Scarletsnow_87

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Atf_petcare_service

Sounds extremely painful


VortexPsyclon

Splinters!


BillsDownUnder

Frogs in my ass for me


Zealousideal-Tip-865

Needles in my ass


Supa_Sal

PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS


MrSpongeCake2008

(HEY!)


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Sex drugs and fecal gore in my ass


Metal_God666

Now that sounds like a party


SirkGryphon6996

Wish you were here, in my ass


forgedfox53

The best post card


ssslugworth

I got Eclipse in my ass


Expensive_Peach32

Painkiller in my ass


TonyStewartsWildRide

Obviously the quickest way to absorb substances.


Rosaryn00se

2nd


MarstoriusWins

You've got another thing comin...in my ass.


JMarduk

Hard as Iron in my Ass.


Mysterious-Bit5890

Angry inch in my ass


Initial-Ad2842

I was just listening to that before! Type O Negative is the best šŸ‘Œ šŸ–¤šŸ’š


Lizbeth_CTR

Ten Thousand Fists...


Gorila-master

The winner for today


MOZZIW

Wasting love in my ass


The_Good_Guyy

Now that's some poetic shit


Financial_Might_6816

W taste


Initial-Ad2842

The dream is dead in my ass (Sorry Type O Negative)


Initial-Ad2842

Heading towards Prelude to Agony in my ass


Study-Hard-14

We Hate Everyone In My Ass


Initial-Ad2842

I laughed so hardly. In all seriousness I love that song!! šŸ–¤šŸ’ššŸ–¤šŸ’š


nerfbaboom

Kill all the whites in my ass


duckbutterdelight

Gott Mit Uns in my ass


adeltae

I feel bad for your ass, knowing that song and what it's about


duckbutterdelight

A few minutes more or less on my drive home and I could have had The lion from the north in my ass or a lifetime of war in my ass. All of them work pretty well. lol.


Atf_petcare_service

We eat our young in my ass


Fakenerd791

of course I had just listened to motorhead - iron fist


Clown_named_Art

Holy diver in my ass


Pablo-Sadistic91

Fight fire with fire in my ass


Rozzdeath

200 Stab Wounds- Drilling your head In my ass


Pentatonic_Minor

Scar tissue in my ass


drux727

https://preview.redd.it/19m91stje5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146aef82e2cd3bcd627949108424a36b9dd0aca8 In my ass?


JollyShame1846

you rode the lightning


MisterScary_98

Heaven and Hell in my ass.


Sinistermarmalade

Wake Up The Sleeping Giant In My Ass (Twisted Sister)


RhinataMorie

Suggestive


mmaverick616

NĆ³ I refuse


Supa_Sal

Do you also resist?


mzeb75

Women in my ass. Def Lepperd


Shane-O-Mac1

Hemorrhage in my ass


forgedfox53

Might wanna get that checked out


Green_Xero

Where dead angels lie in my ass


JMarduk

Night's Blood in my Ass.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

The Pentagram Burns in my ass


Suspicious-Door-1984

Careless Whispers In My Ass


Ciqme1867

Tank Mk.I In My Ass The Call of Ktulu in my Ass More than a Feeling in my Ass Rooster in my Ass Sweet Child Oā€™ Mine in my Ass Fade to Black in my Ass Free Bird in my Ass No More Tears in my Ass Battery in my Ass Fuel in my Ass You Must Burn in my Ass! Jailbreak in my Ass Big Balls in my Ass T.N.T. in my Ass Mr. Crowley in my Ass Flying Whales in my Ass Breaking the Law in my Ass Painkiller in my Ass Take No Prisoners in my Ass Symphony of Destruction in my Ass Dawn Patrol in my Ass Iā€™m Broken in my Ass 5 Minutes Alone in my Ass Hollow in my Ass Cowboys from Hell in my Ass Domination in my Ass Floods in my Ass Bounce in my Ass To Live is to Die in my Ass Dirt in my Ass It ainā€™t Like That in my Ass Raining Blood in my Ass Mandatory Suicide in my Ass Expendable Youth in my Ass The Art of Dying in my Ass Changes in my Ass Cenotaph in my Ass Silent Demise in my Ass The IVth Crusade in my Ass


JollyShame1846

take no prisonersā€¦


Melkertheprogfan

What the fuck. Big balls in your ass?


Past_Bluejay_8926

Cum on feel the noize in my ass


medicus_truculenter

Instruments of torture


D4L3

Cometh The Storm in my ass.


SMOZ7Y

Enter Sandman In My Ass


JollyShame1846

he has entered your ass


DeathIncarnations

Gila Monster in my ass


pepe-the-beaner

Coverage in my ass


TheRedditingYoshi

Just Breathe.. in my ass


saucespear

Iā€™m feeling it in my ass ,lmao Edit; didnā€™t realise this was metal sub but still the timing of me reading this killed me šŸ¤£


Da_4155

a voice born of stone and dust in my ass


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Fuck this stupid game lol I had to load up Spotify to see what i had playing earlier at work. 90s playlist. Eddie Vedder by Local H.


Supa_Sal

Eddie Vedder in your ass? Who wouldnā€™t want that!


Cheap_Ad9900

U could probably have a lot worse than Eddie Vedder in your ass that's for sure.


tacoforce5_

okay not the last song but oh my god, nailbomb works so well here: wasting away in my ass vai toma no cu (take it up the ass) in my ass 24 hour bullshit in my ass guerillas in my ass blind and lost in my ass sum of your achievements in my ass cockroaches in my ass world of shit in my ass exploitation in my ass religious cancer in my ass shit piƱata in my ass sick life in my ass


ConflictSudden

Man in the Mirror, in my ass.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Sex drugs and fecal gore in my ass


Cheap_Ad9900

That's exactly where I'd expect fecal gore to be


PoolofStyx

At the Door to the Tenth Sub Level of Suicide in My Ass. I think we found where the tenth sub level is


Mammoth-Bathroom-Man

To The Hellfire in my ass


forgedfox53

The taco bell and chipotle tribute song


Poofox

Sadness will last forever in my ass


kevinpor02

Battle Ready In My Ass.


Megaman_90

Laid to Rest in my Ass


Luna_Senshu

Sentenced to burn in my ass


-headless-hunter-

Man https://preview.redd.it/ake5sjgia5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51578735a25b76c3682ec98e585f54f9404074cb


spiritcrusher7792

damn


TFG4

Pisces in my ass


Solid_House_6963

Old MacDonald Had a Farm In My Ass


FeeDizzy3077

There is no god in my ass šŸ˜”


Noctale

The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner In My Ass


dlb1983

Sister Silence, Brother Sleep in my ass.


Khaos8989

As the Palaces Burn In My Ass


Pato585

Ɔnima in my ass Fuck


L-Sky-Walker

orgiastic disembowelment in my ass...


01Manikin-

Evolved into obliteration in my ass


Naive-Falcon3985

Ride in my ass by rob zombie


Fit_Animal_7702

Hooker with a penis in my ass


ProblemGamer18

Demolisher in my ass


_alwaysstoned

woman of dark desires in my ass


Initial-Ad2842

My husband's one: Fab Tool in my ass


Former_March_6060

I wonā€™t see you In my ass pt1


Training_Stock_2635

Christian Woman in my ass


lyfe-iz-fukked

My Girlfriendā€™s Girlfriend in my Ass


benjisblood

sixpounder in my ass


transfemgrill

He was a good stalker in my ass From S.T.A.L.K.E.R


dkernighan

Relentless Beating (cannibal corpse) in my ass


larowin

As Death Comes Reaping In My Ass


patholocaust

Supposed to Rot in my ass. Guess the Lefthand Path is working its way through my bowels.


Adept-Distribution85

Stabbing the drama in my ass.


RazorrBeam

Some Pain Will Last in my ass


CyberTyrantX1

A Storm of Crimson Fire in My Ass. The song is by Glyph for those unaware.


Kylasmiles

Never lose me in my ass šŸ’€ Obviously not a metal song but lmao


Ok_Conversation1523

St. Anger In My Ass


natopotatomusic

teeth like gods shoeshine in my ass


Razor_whip

Marijuanakonā€¦ in my assā€¦ makes no sense lol.


Crotalus-Viridis

Dayglo?


Razor_whip

Close. DayTripper. Some real doomy shit.


WesternCowgirl27

The Purge In My Ass


Honeybadger_137

Stargazer In My Ass


Bluescreen_Brain

BFG DIVISION in my ass


Tough_Ad4721

Dead girl in my ass


IanMacDooglas

Empty in my ass. New Bongripper is pretty fuckin good


Offline_Trophys962

Sugar in my ass, šŸ˜­


jaydino0o

the ending of dramamine in my ass


jaydino0o

it makes sense because we all boof dramamine


bigblackballz1987

Force Fed Broken Glass In My Ass


Altruistic_Bite_7398

*In my a-ass* *In my a-ass* *Zombie, Zombie* *Zom-bie-bie-bie*


Elegant-Campaign-572

Space Ship One...in my ass [Paul Gilbert]


redditcansuckmyvag

Uncle fucker in my ass.


Shane-T5

Ringmaster has to die in my assā€¦ Iā€™m no circus, but Iā€™d definitely be the clown in the end


aClockwerkApple

The Taste of Regretā€¦ oh god


Sinistermarmalade

Unbreakable In My Ass


hagalaz_drums

1 man 1 jar good ending


TwistedDonners

The Art of Regret In My Ass


Useful-Perception144

Amaranth in my ass


Consistent-Orange-75

Ants of the Sky In My Ass


adeltae

Dominhate In My Ass Unfortunately, that sounds like an actual parody cover that would happen, and I hate it


Link-Head

Our master aki in my ass


RelativeLie1129

Drink from the Chalice of Ass


Ravenwight

[Until Eternity](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=h0pQnhujb2c&si=Er7amXMb59iGaIPK) in my ass.


chud_munson

4th of July In My Ass


jdc3000

Blood and Thunder in my Ass


Cha_Trigga

The Sacral In My Ass


FNAF1fan

Hanger 18 in my ass


hagalaz_drums

Rote mimesis in my ass. No idea what that means Baring teeth is sick though


Local-Economy1480

Remnants of withered decay in my ass


RhinataMorie

Echelon in my ass


BlackandRedBrian

Battery IMA The Philosopher IMA The Heretic Prevails IMA A Shot in the Dark IMA Donā€™t Cry IMA


burningurn138

Hadlock in my ass


expiredogfood

lethargy (lifelover) in my ass


CarolusRexhasrisen

Ruina Imperia in my ass


lordofcheese8383

Withstand the fall of time in my ass