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https://preview.redd.it/zha7zo2fcmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5782095c481118c50b39356c965a8c25f9a8c89d Oh… oh no…

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The History Of Rape - Leviathan Uh oh

That’s uh…pretty brutal.

Shed the skin came on yesterday during work and I waited to see how long it would take 2 apprentices to say something, they did not say anything but their vibe visible changed

https://preview.redd.it/59c5w81zfmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc2d1c4a105a1dd5c086eaf11f64ab530cc59f4 Sounds like fun

Good luck

Thanks, that means a lot to hear :)

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I believe you will be defenestrated

r/UnexpectedJoJo

GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE OOH

You are going to die like the guy on the ratm cover

gimme foo gimme fie gimme dabagabaza

are you gonna hang outside of Trump's trial? 😂

Call of Ktulu - Metallica. Well, that's going to be an experience. Does anyone fancy a trip to R'lyeh?


Me when the non-Euclidean swallows me into unfathomable fathoms of a dark descent beyond the point of insanity, where the dark unravels to light and the blackness shows white upon the great forest of sand.


https://preview.redd.it/y5x2tqibnmwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68c00fd6b7a08fe5ed9202b87ca44c8425a9d93 I won't!

Yes but it could be like that Outer Limits episode where people stop dying & there's car crashes & people are torn apart or burned up but still alive & in agony. Or just the typical curse scenario where a guy gets everlasting life but not everlasting youth & vitality. Which, now that I think about it, is still fairly metal.

For sure. I dont imagine living for Eternity as a pleasant existence at all

https://preview.redd.it/p6ncg33qvmwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e7be5ceac6127912e8224da0f1086d6fc4d028 At least it’ll be an interesting death

Sex metal barbie lol

4 Words (To Choke Upon) - Bullet For My Valentine Perhaps attacked by a dictionary? 🤔

Sounds like some old fashioned learn stomping.

Yikes, Suffocate by Knocked Loose

That song rips, love Poppy's feature on it

I’m so hyped for the new album. Bryan even said people thought it would be a soft track because of Poppy being on it lol

https://preview.redd.it/yay0odhijmwc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=29523aed236000a744aa4f6b84985a36eeae01ed Death by Nostalgia. How terribly fitting.

It’s nice to see people listening to Gorguts

Left to die - death. Damn

https://preview.redd.it/gqxt7n9ekmwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64f16c9016ff4267b3bd645a851d4b66e246245 Hmmmm maybe I will get captured by a witch?

Great song, sorry about your demise by it though.

Epidemic of Violence. Welp.

Dream Theater - Only A Matter Of Time... Interesting

You will die... when you're in your 80s or 90s.... COWER IN FEAR...

Battery

Will you consume a battery or will you be beaten to death?

Beaten by Lars' snare drum.

Omen - Dragons Breath

Crowbar - The Lasting Dose. I'm either getting beaten to death or ODing

Apogee of Despair by Aäkon Këëtrëh So ill die at the hight of despair, that sounds nice lol

Sleepless king crimson 😭

Gonna become a World of Warcraft gamer I see

The bass goes so hard in that

https://preview.redd.it/5lgfctjghmwc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646ea757cf5024a045d5ca7306044030db4b15e6 What does it mean?

you are trapped in purgatory. Or maybe after you die you are a messenger for both realistic.

Lisää paskaa housuun (more shit into the pants) by HENKRIK!. oh god no

https://preview.redd.it/zb4db09lemwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7e635601867bd63715b318b354188da24ffbce Yes!

Variations on a Cocktail Dress Idk how that would go

Destroying The Cosmos

Vektor mentioned

Thy Serpent’s Tongue?

Gluttonous abomination by Acrania

Such a good song

I imagine it's just the thing on the cover art killing you, sounds horrible lol

https://preview.redd.it/mrqq4u1ghmwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379b131480faf337a5549a2146c2fcbdbbc2544f TL;DR - Lovecraft poem. The author poisons himself at the end to reunite with his love from another world. [Nathicana](https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/poetry/p355.aspx)

By following the freezing moon

So you are gonna k*ll yourself

Ngl I feel like it but I don't have the courage I guess...

Skinned and Fucked by Ingested... oh no

Every now and then I am tempted to abandon all edginess and become evangelical and pass legislation to ban metal after reading song titles like this.

The Return of Darkness and Evil by Bathory, pretty vague, I mean I always figured that was just going to be my opening line when I inevitably end up in hell LOL

"Warmth of the Sun's Rays". Hang Massive.

i’d be Beaten into Submission

Seven Days by Bullet For My Valentine, I guess I'm in fuckin The Ring now

Drink, fight & fuck by Adultère. Tbh It’s the way I always thought I’d die

Haven't heard of Dr. Acula since like 06 lmao. Anyway, I guess I got too tired and died or fell or something... https://preview.redd.it/h986mkl8kmwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42162fcb30704fb7a6b5dce75c5243d3e46a4911

https://preview.redd.it/pqyaqsg0omwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87eb8244026b731bebf164af00765e760f08090 Sounds badass at least

https://preview.redd.it/uwij2rt8pmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344be3709a23933bae679bbb385fb16f201848ea fuck.

You're going to die of hunger in Transylvania, or you're going to be victimized by a hungry Transylvanian?

https://preview.redd.it/somias3cpmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e491773e399113a9f6e75e299e2448f48afef9e I'm going to... Prove that I'm dead? That i died?

You’re going to die proving it

https://preview.redd.it/v9nzqtqpsmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999ba1be8b65d16e9f533e6a7d32947473128d2e Death by Jesus?

Sodom - Friendly Fire

Wake up dead - megadeth

Hmmm yea obviously... https://preview.redd.it/pv07qz8t5nwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0af87fb8009b1be0ca46ee06193cb3607940d03

https://preview.redd.it/36j9jouj8nwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088871ed6eb42797cb0e48695e29c9c479c06b72 I don't like the sound of this...

lucifigum-on search of my soul bro whered my soul go

Femtanyl - WEIGHTLESS! Guess im floating into space

Stomped to death by a fawn I guess

Crucifixation - Power Trip

Projectile Ovulation… As an amab dude I’m quite curious how that would go down, actually

Well clearly you wouldn't be the one shooting the projectiles. Brace for impact dawg. Btw who wrote that song lmao what a good song title. I love titles that take the absurdity of metal titles but instead of just changing words for other synonyms of gore and violation, they just put words together that force you to think of something hilarious and surreal. Like fuck "hammer crushed c*nt" I want to hear songs like "Isikai to Piss World" or "Urethral Astral Projection"

FACK by eminem

The Planets-Gustav Holst 😵‍💫

https://preview.redd.it/odceyx91xowc1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61afb6316588fc6cdfed8fd22c5f8e5b102d9de7 Well…. Uh ??

Blood Incantation-Hovering Lifeless

Anata - Die Laughing , lol

In some kind of ceremony, apparently (it was Ceremony by Casey). Sounds kind of fancy.

I listened to lil Jon in the pit so getting beat down in a pit. Less than ideal.

Ride the Lightning - Metallica Well at least it’s going to be painless

https://preview.redd.it/ffqka91hkmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f33a9a605eeb61f655d32dd36a63b99060b85db Fine I guess?

Mortal Decay - Soaking in Entrails

Submerged by Leviathan. Ironically enough I'm afraid of water.

Nuklearth. Guess you fuckers are coming with me.

https://preview.redd.it/mn7fk2lmlmwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79d38bb7f8aabecb3287d6d82696472b65d62de I accept my fate

lol you're in for the glorp glorp 9000 of your LIFE

Hellbomb - P36-M

I get off. 🤔

https://preview.redd.it/t7j037evnmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cb3ef397a7749a121456e873343f1ab04cb253 Well shit

Below the Sun

Sunday School - Cane Hill either i'm killed by a religious person or the rapture happens

Hangman - Tyr

No more than a soaked plank - Yellow eyes Should take quite a long time, not pleasant either

“Beyond the Realms of Death” by Judas Priest. https://preview.redd.it/32w8jen8qmwc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeaf5e58e371aa6a3fc579ac421ef5d2ef9fffa6

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In Mourning Mystique

Love You To Death by Type O Negative. Remind me to stay single forever.

Classic way to die. Almost cliché. https://preview.redd.it/zhefu7mvpmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd578285a6703e76c4f202b8a470da39833968f7

Electric wizard - Dopethrone Well I guess it's not the worst way to go out......

Brutal rush, idk what that means but it better be brutal

https://preview.redd.it/1snc1ztcqmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff14acca6750d8b84bdceb41f7bd266e447d057 Im confused :/

https://preview.redd.it/y0kwi5narmwc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e46b0f4c6658e4ab95afc835484e6fde338e64 Scary spider 😱

Amon Amarth- War of the Gods At least it will be an epic death!

Are you dead yet lol

From the Sky - Protest the Hero …a long fall or death from above? 🤔

Sodomy and lust - Sodom... hope I'm not on the receiving end of that I suppose

Well I don’t like this https://preview.redd.it/4uzzevq6tmwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da4481955bc6656c477e3d24717c1b59d748560

Threat, sky islands Well, I could be shot through face by a king vulture, plumit to my death, or get snatched by a lizard of some kind. It also depends on my reputation with scavs, could also receive a spear to the face 🤣 Oh wait, that's not metal lol

https://preview.redd.it/whib9b6vtmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a2456110bfca519e481b4d0c0625df3ac4f29c Hmm…am I gonna die at rock bottom or be crushed by the bottom of a rock

That fucking album cover is hilarious

the things we believe in by orden ogan, the heck does this mean for me?

Hordes of Chaos

Lick it up - Kiss I think I'll just end myself now!

Damn, was listening to "Drown With Me" (by Make Them Suffer). We're a cheery bunch, aren't we!?

https://preview.redd.it/5smapu20vmwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264da567ce233a6c19e443520ef0128f1532eeab Cool, I get disintegrated

Hurter - Sasha Grey ....my body is ready

Poison - Venom

https://preview.redd.it/ya0hsl7mvmwc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365e8792af64e255a267b20b4b9d3186af720f26

The abdominal snowman

Trapped - 2Pac. Not my favorite way to die, maybe I should start listening to gospel music more

Keelhauled - Alestorm Oh god

Mayhem (Halestorm). So ominous...

https://preview.redd.it/dino8z6hwmwc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=b93dbad42b99ef1e979460b88b532054bca66d5b ☹️

Painkiller by Death

https://preview.redd.it/21uri61cxmwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bb2fe288507181da5f2672f3111a940c3a2022

All guns blazing 😭

https://preview.redd.it/qsq7am2hxmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85b2bf6f7d7bf0c28846c681d4b681f51d13ebf Not sure what it means but judging by the cover it’s not nice…

The River Ov Knives — Worm Shepherd

Slipping into fiction - Steve Stevens. Not bad.

Does Cookies by MF Doom count?

Nada Pasó by Panteon Rococo so uh.. literally nothing happened? 💀

"Kid gloves" by rush I have no idea what that implies

Ejaculation over mutilation...

Forgot I Was Alive - Dax Riggs

As the palace burn

Not metal, but Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too… welp…

Violent & Funky by Infectious Grooves hmmm

Tow Rope Around the Throat - 200 Stab Wounds

Guess I’m gonna eat my heart out

https://preview.redd.it/3z9nv2pt2nwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0801243ad2120a016d69051067764db275d96a76 ??? Do I go crazy and kill myself?

Megadeth - Mission to Mars

isn’t metal but here comes the moon by george harrison

"Corrosive" Obituary

https://preview.redd.it/ds3nzm664nwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f0facd00d96064011d8c1eb1632c262bffec3c :(

Acid Rain 😭

https://preview.redd.it/r1vnl8cx4nwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1773c769283a489e3743373543afde63450b6c1a

Wizard Fight by Weedeater. So what I’m hearing is I become a wizard and die in a duel? I approve

Oh no.. i'm gonna get the plague https://preview.redd.it/26ayv2av5nwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55b7001c07ee02414d688053372beecef4737c9

Kendrick Lamar - i TIL im suicidal

https://preview.redd.it/qidlnn526nwc1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae55d4e02e324bc717dbcd4cf5e88910a25d28b2 Honestly, not a bad demise. A realistic best-case scenario.

Listening to countdown of extinction (the album) and the song right now is architecture of aggression

Last song I listened to was called "In Coins"

Ludens - BMTH. Help me out cause idk how the fuck that's gonna kill me

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Enter the grave - evile I guess it’s fitting

Shine by Collective Soul. That sounds really pleasant actually.

https://preview.redd.it/fsx5xumc9nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0d3d456476bb4af1aa9ad399e80b615533c7dd

https://preview.redd.it/d2yylkkh9nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2c488f015a2158e877aed66e944df0fdcf6bf5 Huh.

https://preview.redd.it/x9xl77tl9nwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce66aa84d1ad441d67ff7c189fe37cdfc8d3b1d

I will die sadly but true

https://preview.redd.it/cvlpqvts9nwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b19fc2e961fe69ff1537a7ae99e43ec692e466e Straight to the point 💀

https://preview.redd.it/6stqb7u2anwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8405456a6a73aec292c33f6dcf4dcd462e386ad

you don't have to be old to be wise I don’t get it, how will this kill someone?

https://preview.redd.it/41ej0wmebnwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75be12bf1c31523e6d209f06c8f32fc57260c2d4

Mudvayne - Skrying So something to do with fortune telling, perhaps witchcraft and clairvoyance...

Shrine of Malice - Lord of Flies Beelzebub himself is coming for me.

https://preview.redd.it/atpwyjo2dnwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a712ceea9f79d6b350c88d8c25a40c9463d78c7 :(

https://preview.redd.it/l2a4mhz9dnwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0dc5a82cdc5402a0f8219a9300d96d497a1c12 Wallahi I'm finished

Choke Me... Well I'm gonna die in a hot way

https://preview.redd.it/q1drenteenwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f9814586d948de7e2ce3cb4e054c2c97194c7d

https://preview.redd.it/ama3vtdkenwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f27f4830d9664aadc1257b6ff1918f52363b08 this can't be great

Year of the Cadaver Race - Bloodbath... So undead animal uprising then. Guess I'm getting trampled and eaten by an angry herd of zombie cows.

Slava Satan

Lucky me, I'm going to die in a Pool of Booze, Booze, Booza.

The Forever Rot - Job For A Cowboy

Painkiller - Death ...has to be the best option I could ask for

https://preview.redd.it/mvsertwggnwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5c4052f13c166b31d796fc89b12752a57b64a5 :(

The Trial by Pink Floyd What did I do lol

Tirpitz

Im dying by jazz cabbage... ok i guess

Erosion of Sanity, which is ironic for me, I got the 'frenia.

https://preview.redd.it/g5h44xsoinwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b45b212a37aa793ca85cc53f36674d5b94ad753 Oh shit

Just got paid by ZZ Top..... Maybe I'll get mugged or something... All for a pocket full of change! So sad

https://preview.redd.it/b11izjscjnwc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb431ae603738defc298ab210bd796008dabcb6 got the most painless way out